Finished reading homestuck and the only regret that completely overwhelms my decision to read this shit all together...

It will happen
Based Nepeta

nowadays every single discussion about homestuck has been the exact same shit for 8 years straight with a large chunk of it being "act 6 bad, i miss acts 1-5"

What splendid timing. Today is 11/11, the 13th anniversary of the beginning of Act 6! Say something n̶i̶c̶e̶ about it!

wait are mods gonna see this as an acceptable thread then? is it both 4/13 and 11/11 they let a homestuck thread by or nah

problem sleuth is better

This had to be intentional

It would have been a worse disaster if hsg hadn’t infiltrated the team, in a completely unstealthy way
At least unsteathy at first

Will Homestuck be remembered for years to come?

Outside of webcomic nerddom it will probably just be the thing that toby was involved in prior to making Undertale

wake up

remember i don't have a nepeta gf

day ruined

Nepeta gf is the chief goal of life

dave to be gay

dave being gay

tumblr fags managed to successfully mind control

davekat sucks

me incredibly, incredibly more homophobic

Just suck a dick already lol, it's clearly on your mind. Dave confessing he was gay to the ghost of president Obama was one of the funniest gags in homestuck. I hope you work through your issues in therapy anon and find a loving boyfriend someday.

Interacting with the community made me hate faggots more than I ever did before. Actually crazy.
Still, I did like Homestuck and Friendwim, and I don't regret reading it. I still haven't read the Epilogues and I never will.

PS: Problem Sleuth is still Hussie's best work, and a Midnight Crew comic would have been better than both it and Homestuck.

What would a girl like Nepeta be like IRL?

Deeply autistic. Definitely underage.

It’s a secret

Just read fan adventures anon, theyre pretty great

friendsim enjoyer

my nigga
whos you favorite friend?

spoiler

What?

you're making me nostalgic man, it really was fun. I've been part of many communities but Homestuck was really the only massive one that "felt" like a community. It really was a "you had to be there" type of thing haha

Same, but for me Homestuck made me despise communities like Reddit and Tumblr way more than faggots because of how much they pushed it into every fucking character, I remember actually liking Dirk being gay and could tolerate Kanaya and Rose even with Rose's character assassination but it kept getting worse and worse as time went on because all of the characters that could be gay, HAD to be gay.
But whatever, It ended in Cascade, yadayada epilogues not canon, who gives a shit nowadays.

Nepeta is defined by how juvenile she acts. Real life women don't act like that unless they're a) mentally ill or b) children.
I like most of them, but for the favourites (it's MSPAR) it's a tossup between Tyzias, Mallek and Daraya. Special mention goes to Lanque, for being such a realistic piece of shit that it hurt to witness. He's such a hateable piece of shit, so well written.
I just block accounts that do shit like that honestly. You gotta be a damn good artist to make up for faggot idiot brain disease and most of the accounts on Tumblr aren't. No clue about reddit, the only homestuck subreddit I sometimes visit is epp and that's a chud colony where people constantly get their accs deleted because they say troon and fag.

I miss Horrostuck even if it was short-lived.

I like Sollux. He knew the place was coming down and so fucked off with a Catbitch and a Fishbitch.

i think them going back to beginnings was a novel idea, but the alpha kids weren't very interesting bar maybe roxy

Cute women exist

CATHIE...

(you) have to go back.

It was a golden era for mocking the beginning of the trans and race id cancer before it took over everything
The most succulent cringe you could imagine, as far as the eye could see
Sorry you missed out, but maybe you're lucky because you get to look back and never had to be in the cringe yourself

Dirk was cool for a while when he was competent and not an angsty loser, he was carrying the Alpha kids until they entered the medium and it all fell apart spectacularly.

the thing that made it fun is what brought upon its downfall. homestuck is a prime example on why a series should not be influenced by its fans, period.

Tyzias

Daraya

ew

i love how so many retards make the kids fat when theyre out there doing physical activities their fatasses at home could never do.

but the alpha kids weren't very interesting bar maybe roxy

Basically this
You have Jane which just feels like a sterile john with boring boy angst instead of funny shenanigan angst.
Jake which is just john but dumber with gay boy angst and being an NTR device overshadowing any character he might have.
Dirk who is just Dave but perfect and infallible except he's gay and acts like a predator to his mentally handicapped friend.
And then there's Roxy who is a flawed but likeable girl trying her best and fucking up sometimes but still smiling and being a good balance of silly and serious.

Yeah it just has a bike sized distortion field moves close to things so seems natural

Is the judge, we made that

I didn't made the robot the bike or even the software just told him right from wrong

Good luck sinners

Roxy was a beta kid that got stuck in a retarded teen drama plot, thats how i always saw it. the fact that she doesnt even talk to the alpha kids after the retcon is proof.

i had a /hsg/ folder with 1500~2000 images and i regret deleting it back in 2013-14, it wouldve been a good thing to dumpster dive into it sometimes

honestly a unique way of putting it, Roxy truly felt like the 5th Beta kid. It's so weird how she's the only unique character in her group.

I like the theory that Calliope was the true villain all along who twisted the kids reality to suit her perverted fujo desires.

What would a Nepeta gf be like?

scratch the shit out of you
smell like piss
kill small animals for fun
talk about nothing but other people's relationship drama
it would be a living hell

Who even cares though? It happen and it's happening, whether the writing team wants to magically make Calliope the truth villain that made everyone gay doesnt change the fact that everyone is gay which sucks.

At least Jane has big tits.

is it a hot take to say that I really enjoyed Openbound?

"Calliope is the true evil" theories have been around for a long time. People used to speculate that Lord English was her based on the chess game thing.

its poetic that Dave looks up to his Bro a lot only for Dirk to be revealed as a a blatant Dave clone the entire time.

based
People expecting to tell authors what to do is one of the worst things it inflicted

Nepeta has a fat ass

Smackable

She's a hunter, those glutes are solid as boulders.

Once again, you're blaming the wrong person. Hussie was in control. HE chose to make it shit, and HE did it out of spite because fans didn't like what he was doing. Hussie ruined his own story like a big baby because he wasn't getting the praise he thought he deserved.
If he didn't focus on trolling his audience, or if he actually listened to his older fans, none of this would have happened.

post it

It's the other way around. He actually writes well when he's trolling to some degree. But he got soft and couldn't be as free as he wanted to be for the tumblr girls so he stopped knowing what he was doing.

kills almost every single plot thread that people liked

starts new and shit ones

introduces yet another self-insert

this somehow is because of the people who were already liking what he was cooking

People like you should be hunted down in the streets.

Sorry man, Hussie was already in his 30s and 40s when this shit happened, he was a grown man fully in control of his own work and he decided he wanted to appeal to that crowd to make money and increase his fame, and it immediately went nowhere. You do not get to absolve him of primary responsibility because you think tumblr girls mind controlled him. He did it all for his own gain.

this makes no sense though, obviously Hussie is to blame, but its because he caved in to the fanbase and started making shit they wanted to see. It's literally the main reason why he didn't stop after Act 5, because the fans wanted more Homestuck.

What does HSG think of whimsical characters?

started making shit they wanted to see

by replacing it all with new shit nobody actually wanted or asked for

Literally who likes the Alpha kids? Who asked for them? Or the 3 year timeskip? Everyone wanted the kids and trolls to finally have some time to interact face to face and we didn't get that.
Do you think she'd cry if I asked her nicely to?

She actually would. If youve ever read prisounebound shes a huge crybaby. I love pushover girls

No, I tend to think the prospect of making it big mind controlled him.

She actually would.

I will now read your fanventure.

shes a huge crybaby. I love pushover girls

God I wish she was real.

Are you seriously gonna tell me that the tumblr fags didn't love the Alpha kids? Because they definitely did, especially that whole romance gay retarded shit it had going on. People also wanted to see the kids grow up because being 13 is too young for their shipping bullshit. Also there was definitely a lot of face-to-face interactions with trolls and the kids too.

Realistically, will there EVER be something like homestuck again? It was such a perfect storm that i dont think could be made today with our current internet and culture.

That's... that's exactly what I said you dingus. That he got so greedy and egotistical that he coldly sacrificed his work to maximize its appeal for profit.

I tried to read it back then but always gave up after the first few pages. I think I tried about five times too.
I might be retarded, but from what I heard it was difficult to get into without real persistence either way.

forum culture dying is why we wont see shit like this again, nowadays people just flock on twitter/tiktok for big series' to interact with their community.

Not my adventure, i just love ellith. I am elliths number one fan, she just hits all the right notes for me

Okay but you see it became work at that point. He's a troll at heart but he got this urge to be a cold businessman as he's aging and it fucked up his whole flow.

What I'm seriously telling you is that Hussie wrote all the shit he did to spite the old fans. Which is what I said from the start. The tumblr fags were a new plague that came in later.

Also there was definitely a lot of face-to-face interactions with trolls and the kids too.

It was all """serious""" retarded faggot drama like Rose being a drunkard and Terezi moping over her one good deed in the entire comic. Or John getting depression for some reason.
Considering that Hussie worked himself to the bone for like 2 years straight? Probably no chance of that happening nowadays. You need soemone with the right mix of autism and disposable income (READ: Having rich parents) to be able to do this.
I must scour tumblr. Must find fanart. Must Cover with Dirt.

No. I mean, yes, there will be more like it with the advent of AI allowing for massive output, but there will never be a similar internet environment and conditions for something to stand out like Homestuck. There will be lots of mini-fandoms of specific things, atomized and insular.

Well maybe the story continuing to spite the old fans would've been halfway decent and properly conclusive if the tumblr fag arc never existed, because I still view them being the main factor on why Act 6 was dogshit.

but he got this urge to be a cold businessman

I don't think so. He's always been like that. He finally saw his chance to go mega-big, but he was too much of an antisocial trust fund freak to do any of it properly because his ego was the size of planet-fucking-Jupiter by then.

Now he's 50 and dressing like a clown while crying that he was wronged.

the next homestuck will not look anything like homestuck
it could be happening right now but you won't realize it until it's too late

maybe the story continuing to spite the old fans would've been halfway decent and properly conclusive

The tumblr fag arc IS Hussie spiting the old fans, are you retarded?

Dude you literally differentiated the two yourself lol

In time, something like Homestuck will return.

I can't believe I wasted like 30 mins talking to some guy that can't read. It's like I'm back in Anon Babble again.

The tumblr fags were a new plague that came in later.

are you insane because thats you making the distinction between tumblr ruining the series and hussie writing random shit to spite old fans

Tumblr fag arc != new tumblr fanbase that right before it started.
Please learn to differentiate words.

Well something changed. You can either say it was greed or spite but saying greed made him tank his franchise fully on purpose makes no sense.

who the fuck is talking about the latter? I've clearly and specifically been talking about the tumblr fag arc from the start and you even recognized it yourself

The tumblr fag arc IS Hussie spiting the old fans, are you retarded?

are you ok man? or are you gonna keep acting smug

Homestuck was my only reason to live at one point, I was sooo into the fandom and then I couldn't even be bothered to read the ending

I never said it was on PURPOSE. He thought he knew what he was doing, had a gigantic ego, got greedy with his success, and managed to fuck up every step of the way while the comic degenerated in quality and in update pace, along with the complete bungling of the games. That's it. The spite had little to do with anything.

Remember that Bill Bolin had the man pegged all the way back in Year 1; he did not and never had a professional attitude, he was a sniveling egotist who took advantage of other artists and musicians for his own gain.

hussie writing dogshit that ended up attracting tumblr fags was to spite the old fans

Are you actually retarded? Do I need to make a diagram?

and I'm once again telling you that these tumblr fags that Hussie attracted by writing dogshit were what I think is the main reason why Homestuck went to shit. Why are you having an autistic spurge over something like this, you're misunderstanding what I'm saying completely and you're getting upset over it.

hussie started shitting on the plot before the tumblrfags came

but it's their fault and not Hussie's

(you)

I think they're arguing that they were not the reason. The reason was Hussie appealing to the crowd that formed from the trolls; he compromised his own ideas and cares for the comic to maximize his profit potential. You keep trying to say that tumblr somehow forced him into this. They didn't. He did it of his own volition. The man has zero integrity.

Alright then we're not even in disagreement since you're not this guy I'm not really trying to make Huss out to be the victim in all this or something. But he's not a mastermind either.

And I've literally said that I think the story would've at least been and ended off as something digestible while Hussie is writing a garbage fest if the tumblr fags never existed, because their influence to make my favorite characters mindless gay slobs is what I hated the most about Act 6, by far.

And I'm saying that they didn't influence it and Hussie would have done that anyhow simply because of the people he surrounded himself with IRL. Hussie turned his character into blobs by himself, without any internet person's influence.

And I've literally said that I think the story would've at least been and ended off as something digestible while Hussie is writing a garbage fest if the tumblr fags never existed

Yeah. That's not true. Hussie was already degenerating by the start of Act 5 with the choice to destroy the pacing by introducing way too many characters that amounted to nothing. Hussie was going to self-destruct with or without tumblr. I understand you really, REALLY want to blame tumblr for all of this, but it's never going to be true.

That's where we disagree then, because I don't believe at all that tumblr's unbelievable obsession with DaveKat and Dave being gay in general was not the reason why his sexuality flipped after the retcon.

Alright lads. Put your Nepeta hats on and tell us your OTPs.

JohnKat. It was MEANT TO BE.

Does it have to be from homestuck or do fan adventures count too?

The point is that Hussie was willing to compromise his own work to appeal to whoever was the biggest audience that promised the most merch sales. If it wasn't tumblr, it would have been someone else. What a lot of people thought was an fun and funny Earthbound-inspired journey instead turned into a bitter scheme to make profit at any expense to the work.

jade knotting the living shit out of roxy

finished reading homestuck and the only regret that completely overwhelms my decision to read this shit all together is the fact that I didn't start getting into it when it was still going on and the community was huge. it was blatantly obvious that this is a webcomic that was on some "you had to be there" shit with all the obscure references and plot points and whatnot some retard would brief you on back on one of their forums and the fact that it was getting daily updates to keep the community engaged.

would've enjoyed trolling retards back then, shit talk anyone wanting dave to be gay, lose my shit at the reveal of retconned dave being gay and that the tumblr fags managed to successfully mind control hussie to become one of them, etc etc. cant do that now because nowadays every single discussion about homestuck has been the exact same shit for 8 years straight with a large chunk of it being "act 6 bad, i miss acts 1-5", "hussie is retarded", "davekat sucks" and other stuff.

its 2024 now unfortunately, and the only thing this comic has done for me after 4 months of reading is make me incredibly, incredibly more homophobic. for the people who still shit on this series, at least you guys had the opportunity to do it while it was happening.

Yep you absolutely had to be there, op. You missed out.

Aradia fags are still being birthed 8 years after the story ended kek

Aradia is a legitimately good design, shame her character ended up a whole lot of nothing

Oh boy, another HS thread, another GREAT opportunity to shill Vast Error.
At Least It's Not HS2™ though it's not like you could tell from the current update schedule.

Vast Error is trash compared to alot of the more ameture fanadventures out there.

Just the OG Homestuck for simplicity's sake.

No <3

trolls are so goddamn boring now nobody cares, it's the same shit over and over again

Nepeta x Feferi then

Not true anon, its true a lot of them have been watered down and i blame Trash Error for that big time. But some trolls are well written, the novelty of being a different species is worn off though

she fucks around and has fun right after the story took a nosedive. its honestly too peak.

When you boil trolls down to only their caste and weird alien shit, yeah, they do get boring.
Which is good because Vast Error doesn't do that, and treats (most of) them like actual complex characters.

At least she got out clean, yeah.

There was this schizo on Anon Babble who would talk about how Homestuck and everything surrounding it represented the death of the old social order and the beginning of the new culture of the age of aquarius or whatever.

His effortposts were actually pretty interesting to read.

We say this but she's about to be Davebot's bride (who's really just pre-retcon Dave if we're not kidding ourselves). I support that though, would be the only good thing to come out of HS2.

davebot

wtf is going on in HS2

anon... nobody cares what Homestuck 2 does. it's just shitty fanfic that can't even titillate right.

some gay retarded version of Dave managed to revert back to his true pre-retcon self as a robot. every other Dave is a gay fake and a fraud. Aradia, Davebot, and Calliope have this little subplot going on with themselves and its unironically the only reason why I'm still reading this hellfire.

if a shitty fanfic managed to revert my favorite character back to his prime then that shit is real no matter how much i hate the rest of it

Helluva Boss imps are basically Trolls but red.

what the fuck is helluva boss

Rank each of CD's hats

Stock unprototyped hat

Lusus hat

Deuce hat

Harlequin/cat/tentacle hat

Rumpled tall tophat

Listen, there's no shame in saying you need a fix. But just call it that instead of validating their bullshit.

We care because it gives us an excuse for these threads so we can bitch about old Homestuck.

I'm not validating anything though, I've actually skipped mostly every other subplot except for the two updates on Dave/Aradia/Calliope. i only summon myself to actually catch up on whats going on whenever they get their update lol

One of the epilogue endings had Dave meet AI hologram Obama, die and get resurrected as a robot ultimate Dave. As I recall that's one of the parts Hussie wrote.

Terrible information. Thank you.

Hussie tapping out right after giving us pre-retcon Dave in robot form is inspiring. maybe he isnt so bad after all.

Hussie will always be a coward.

He peaked early when he embraced the absurdity of the setting but then let fans get to him with "Uh bros abuse is real, but the other guardians were misunderstanding"

"Dave is gay because people close to me like DaveKat, wait actually he is Bi because the DaveJade fanbase was fucking massive and it scares me"

I think Homestuck maybe one of the reasons I inherently distrust people who have a "please everyone" attitude. It always leads to trouble.

NepKat, of the Newtype Hero variety.

holy shit I completely forgot about the Bro abuse thing oh my god that was so unfathomably retarded.

holy shit a prisounebound fan. do you think the creators will make shota incest porn of their obviously sexually charged sibling like trolls?

Rosemary has become probably one of the worst ships ever in homestuck. At first it was fine but then faggots turned it into fat fetish slop or BLACKED bullshit. The futa shit is fine, especially when Dog jade gets thrown into the mix.

Speaking of fat. The presence of fat dave has been especially pissing me off, why do retards ruin good characters

Hussie will always be a coward.

this

that and the fact he clearly had no interest in getting therapy for his fucked up daddy issues and instead decided to use the comic and his live audience to share it through his comic avatar, just fucking exhausting

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it's abysmal dog shit

Every time.

Have the Vriska hypnofags showed up yet? I miss those guys.

of the Newtype Hero variety

What did he mean by this?

Bad porn.

Never forget back in like Act 2 or 3 when someone first brought it up with the line "Imagine a 30 year old pizza guy punched some 13 year old from this [random classroom picture]"

And Hussie responded with "Thank you for showing why Bro is so awesome in a way I couldn't"

yeah nevermind Hussie's fetish for being bullied by young girls, he has a freakishly bad fixation on older men harming younger boys

he probably got the shit beaten out of him by his worthless father and then he died with no resolution to that and it's destroyed him as a person

fetish for being bullied by young girls

You say that like it's a bad thing.

yes anon it actually is deeply creepy and bad news when a man in his 50s gets off to teenage girls bullying him, if you get off to it then keep it to yourself

I'll never forgive Hussie for taking this away from me

Terezi sucks. Never liked her. Dull character with predictable pathos.

The true curse of homestuck is it getting you to like some characters and there's only bad art online of them now.

I have a little theory that when people like this mock weird people like Andrew for hypothetical scenarios where their father abused them and it had a huge long-term impact on them, they’re actually brainstorming for stuff they want to do to their own kids

johndave

I would like to thank all korean artists for being such massive coomers. Maybe living in Hell has its benefits.
Terezi worked the best with Dave, but that kinda made her an accessory. Boring in all other instances.
That is called projection and instead of them wanting to do it to their kids, they had it done to them. Many such cases.

calling out people who have fixations on familial abuse, inserting it into their works, means that they want to harm kids? what?

Can always count on them not fucking adding wack fetishes to my wives.

They go straight to the point

They also add fetishes that most people can understand.
"What if Nepeta had big boob? What if Aradia wore shorts and also had big boob?"
The only exception is the Mossa guy but he didn't draw HS yet.

be introduced as an annoying insufferable retarded leader

have a best bro

best bro ends up becoming a homicidal evil maniac that kills your friends and eventually you

have 2nd best bro

2nd best bro goes through depression and trauma and practically fucks off out of reality to hang in dream bubbles

have crush

fumble crush despite feelings being mutual the entire time because you're retarded

witness crush be taken by both some sunglass wearing human you despise and your own best bro at the same fucking time

despite still being good friends with crush, said crush decides to write you out of her life near completely in the retcon because of how annoying you are

end up becoming a gay retard for the sunglass wearing human you despise in the retcon

end up losing leader privileges to vriska of all people in the final battle

end up getting a denzien to give you info on shit that never ends up happening in the story

get ready to fight Lord English, the ultimate big bad

get blue balled

end up being a completely useless fucking retard in the final fight

never achieve god tier despite being your session's leader

never amount to anything from start to finish

I don't think Hussie liked Karkat.

Mossa doing his wetting fetish with Homestuck girls

I'd kill every last one of you to have that, my god

Don't bother with him he is retarded. hussie always wore his fetishes on his skinny little sleeve, pointing them out doesn't mean anything

...wetting?

Nothing about Andrew’s work has themes of familial abuse. I’ve read everything he’s ever done. The only thing you can bring up is the Bro Is Abusive discussion, which is just his tard fans overanalyzing a gag. There’s a whole thread going on somewhere else on the site about how Calvin And Hobbes promotes child abuse, which is a much more compelling case, but I’ll let you find it if you’re curious.

Yes. Wetting. Pissing. Girls spraying enormous streams of pee in orgasmic release. URINE.

:/

Hussie actually likes Karkat as a character if I recall correctly, which makes him degrading the shit out of Karkat all the more weirder.

What if Vriska was toned....yummy!!!

Bro was unlucky, still beats being forgotten in the story.
HS^2 Rebel Leader Karkat is somewhat better as a character.

Kanaya > Aradia > Terezi > Feferi > Nepeta > the spit bucket > vriska

it's because Karkat, like Dave, is a reflection of himself, and Hussie hates himself, and thus Karkat suffers for nothing

Karkat and Terezi

Here come the vriska hypno fetishists

I only ever liked Kanaya, Feferi, and Aradia.

Probably, but it'd require:
- The effort of a coordinated and focused autistic individual willing to spend every waking hour of their life on it.
- It existing in an environment/ a medium where it isn't instantly shot down by a shit audience. Not sure if that's possible in the current internet climate without some type of cultural reset.

you taste is indeed based but feferi despite having a loveable personality is such a noncharacter there's basically nothing to like

Yeah I know. But I love her concept and design, and where it COULD have gone.

gamzee is not even the original best bro, not even the second. kanaya is the true best bro.

Big cat girl, Smol crab boy

I didn't start getting into it when it was still going on and the community was huge

If it had to rely on the fandom to be "good" then it was never good in the first place.
Not gonna read Homestuck or Homestar Runner and this is the reason why I'm seriously considering just dropping Lost altogether.

they're like the Dave & Rose of the trolls

I mean it's literally brought up in comic that bro is abusive, and he's just straight up evil if you wanna go with HS2 shit.

I REALLY fucking miss when those two had a dynamic. It felt great and then it just stopped happening.

i'd ray reread act 4 my man, gamzee was tolerated by karkat, maybe even pitied. karkat's one strong point was being extremely empathetic so he instantly noticed undrugged gamzee was a morail case. but before that he talks him down constantly.

on the other hand karkat straight up goes "you are the only person a sincerely like" to kanaya on their first conversation.

im calling Karkat & Kanaya the Dave & Rose of the trolls, which I think is just blatantly intentional looking at their romantic pairings.

Uuh remind me what that means

both pairings are practically inseparable from each other and theyre always in touch from start to finish, the girl in the pair acts like the smarter sister, the guy in the pair acts like the retarded brother, etc.

both pairs also have them stick together even in their alternate older timeline

Thoughts?????

oh yeah, i agree. i though you were talking about implied romance

what vast error character is this

get Aradia AWAY from that fucking bum jesus christ

Is Karkat gonna fart on her or something?

find it crazy how tight the "love" quadrant thing was at times.

all morails are people who's flip out violently on their own and their "guardians" see it

normal trolls treat morailship as a social duty / responsibility and even a chore, and it's value as a social enforcement tool is never questioned

I find them cute ngl

Karkat can work with pretty much anyone.
Perfect shipping muse

so the friend groups among the trolls ran like this right?

karkat, kanaya, sollux

vriska, equius, eridan (out of convenience)

tavros, aradia

gamzee

nepeta, terezi, feferi

and formerly

vriska, tavros, aradia, terezi before spiderfag memes it up

it wasn't tumblr fangirls mind controlling him
The cause of death for Hussie's artistic integrity was the same cause most fallen artists face
He got laid by some dumb controlling bitch who Yoko'd him and stole his Mojo

both pairings are practically inseparable from each other and theyre always in touch from start to finish, the girl in the pair acts like the smarter sister, the guy in the pair acts like the retarded brother, etc.

the cause of dead was his dad dying.
that causes the fumbling of the hiveswap money then that mindbreaks huss

We can all at least agree that Psycholonials was the ultimate act of bending the knee to his enemies, right? I get secondhand cringe reading every second of that thing.

How come? I didn't finish Homestuck but karkat is a cunt who's good for nothing

anyone

Except Dave in practice, lol

that's not Aradia

Aradia doesn't play Elden Ring while getting his dick sucked, that's correct.

God. Aradia is so fucking sexy.

I mean just because the tumblr control comes in the form of fame and actual sex does not not make it control.

cute and curvy

Hussie just kind of sucks as a people

Glad to see that Kanayaryans still dwell in these threads.

Pic related was unironically a pivotal moment in my life. Everyone has an incident when they lose respect for someone they looked up to, and this was mine.

slight fangs

red eyeliner

probably as pathetic as Karkat

Could not imagine a more rapeable character.

Eridan was actually pretty good friends with both kanaya and Karkat, the latter being somewhat best friends.
Sollux belongs more with Tav and Aradia

Every time I see people say that Sollux and Karkat were best of friends, I just don't buy it. Yeah, Karkat cries over him when he thinks he died, but their interactions don't scream best friends to me.

wasn't that entirely on eridan's head with karkat only acknowledging the relationship because eridan was the "proof" his edgelord fantasies were cool?.

I do recall karkat calling sollux a friend early on, don't remember if the word "best" was dropped there tho'.

I wouldn't bro too abusive by the stories standards but Dave did have the shittiest life out of all of them. Dirk is very much is a emotional pain to be near and Dave had to grow up with that. And while I'm sure there were moments of love from Bro he also seems the type that should not be a parent, a brother yeah. a guardian, no just not

with kanaya

what page? that one flew straight through me. only interaction i remember with her was eridan's failrizz spree

the whole "best friend" shit never made sense with any pairing that calls itself that

Aranea Serket.

Fuck i'm l8

but Dave did have the shittiest life out of all of them

Jade was alone on an island for her entire life and had to stuff her grandpa

It's over.

XD in captcha

i loved when vriska mocked aranea for trying to be like her ancestor despite the fact that they are, literally, the same fucking person. she totally isnt retarded or anything.

Imagine if Karkat was a gal.
Pulls sweater off to reveal some fat sweater puppies.

hope you're not including jake in that

I don't quite hate him the same way I hate Hussie so like... whatever.

Even funnier when Vriska had that whole spiel about doing what's necessary for the greater good, but the moment Aranea does it, it's suddently le 8ad (and then gives up altogether to become Meenah's underage gf).

she has that wild feminine about her that really gets me

Because the idea of Homestuck is/became that trying to change yourself for the better and fight fate is a doomed endeavor. You have to accept what you are and your direction in life without trying to alter it, or you're doomed. Happened to bird Dave, that John that got tricked by Terezi into speedrunning it, Aranea, the Vriska that died and went to the dreambubble, etc etc. Shit, it even kept happening to Karkat, except that he was getting emasculated at every opportunity instead of dying. Everyone that kept being "true to themselves" thus being irredeemable pieces of shit like Vriska or Meenah won bigly because of it. Then there's also Dave who became a non-entity.

I think this change in the theme of the story happened during Murderstuck, and Gamzee is the posterboy of it, seeing as he accepted Fate, became a thrall of LE and ended up living through the entire story. It's also reflected by the retcon not actually changing the fate of the session. It literally only serves to undo every single big character growth moment that anyone has faced, and to bring back Vriska. Of course.

Aranea lost because Aranea is not Vriska, and Vriska is the only important character in the story.

Dave's a failure and it's sad.

lol looks like Homestuck 2 ain't paying the medical bills, I predict it ends next year

Murderstuck is where I stopped caring. It became extremely obvious by that point that the wheels were spinning and shit was going to go nowhere.

Dave's a direct opposite of a Hero's Journey and it's really baffling. Beyond sticking it to Da Man, in this case established tropes, why DID Hussie do that? Why turn Dave into a loser? Does he think it's endearing or humanizing to see him not do anything even though he knows that either he does he duty or his friends die? He doesn't even try to scam fate or something, he just gives up.

Because Davekat needed to happen for some reason.

SUBVERSION! Your expectations were not met, ha-ha! I am a genius postmodern wri- *turns into a 50 year old clown with nobody who loves me*

there's only one true Dave Strider in the entirety of Homestuck and its the one that actually fights Lord English to complete his character.

Aranea lost because Aranea is not Vriska, and Vriska is the only important character in the story.

Trvth nvke.
If Hussie had a smidge of common sense left, he would have made Aranea win, sparing us from all the bullshit that came right after.
Honestly her death is a perfect example of "with this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed", we got the recton and Vriskagram right after.

threads getting at least halfway to completion every day now

I wouldn't sweat it, Araneafag. I think we've started gaining a solid position.

The one that fucks Jade Harley's pooch cooch*

I don't buy that being the reason, because both of them could have been Faggot Knights together without needing to have both of their personalities replaced. There could have been so many ways of doing it in an interesting way, and none were actually taken. The ship doesn't even actually happen in the comic, it takes until the Epilogues and Dirk's narration powers to get Dave and Karkat to fuck.
Like, idk, they're both knights that have to fight LE/HIC, so they train together and end up being fond of each other from spending time together working. Or making it a pitch thing, or make Dave and Karkat's tastes similar enough that they spend time together doing shit. Or Karkat and Dave both being basically forced to stick together because everyone else on the meteor was in a really weird and shitty relationship (or was Terezi who was still not over Vriska). Fucking ANYTHING except what we actually got.
*goes in debt because meaningless subversion doesn't sell well*

Which Homestuck would you boink?
For me, it's:

Jade

Roxy

Kanaya

Terezi

Karkat

Kankri

Mituna

Doubt it, but I am still stunned last Anon Babble thread made it to 400+ replies despite not even trying to appear vidya-related.

without needing to have both of their personalities replaced

Maybe but the epilogue writers admitted they had to retcon Dave's arc to make Davekat work in the way they wanted to.

Don't you know? Anon Babble is the board for everything except video games.
Where'd they say that?

Question for people who aren't asexual: What is hot to you about sex? Why not just go for a blowjob instead when girls have prehensile tongues and it would obviously feel better?

Old podcast with Kate.

Homestuck is vidya-related in multiple channels, but we've already been over this.

The Dave that's pre-retcon

The Dave that actually fulfills his prophecy of defeating LE

The Dave that actually becomes the hero in the end

too bad Hussie put it in the epilogues

Because the possibility of getting a girl pregnant is hotter than just cumming down her throat. At that point, why not just jack off? Penos in Bagina is hot because we're programmed to find it hot.

Because the possibility of getting a girl pregnant is hotter than just cumming down her throat.

I get that once again from your perspective, but the fact that I'm not programmed to find it hot kind of raises a question.

What a silly question. I just wanna be intimate with a character i love/fawn over and stick my rod into their hole, among other things.

Rose, a thousand times Rose, immediate bareback with no pulling out

Just jack off man. Idk what to tell you, you're clearly defective.

God I bet she giggles so much when you cum inside her

All my sexual fantasies since I was a kid have revolved around people being hypnotized or put to sleep, so I get the simple attraction to the idea at least

A lot of good options there, but I have to drop the fag larp and say Kanaya, every single time.

Rose, Vriska, Jane, Condy.

Wow, haven't seen this in years.
Where did that artist go.

Aranea and only Aranea.
Maybe Mindfang too, therefore still Aranea

*Falls into thread*
Omg I missed you so much. Somebody post lewd vriska pls.

Homestuck 2 dying just as I finish writing my first big horse fic feels appropriate.

I'm stuck at work. Toss me an idea I could draw for next thread.

Wish I knew. They draw amazing girls. Homestuck was torment for revealing tons of unseen talent that then vanished back into the ether.

Jade with giant knockers

I can post Vriska putting people to sleep, but nothing lewd. Sorry, PIV friend.

Jade struggling to hide her giant knockers.

Dave n Aradia

Kanaya brutally strangling Rose to death (that she will revive from, only to be choked to death again and again)

Dave fondling Jade's giant knockers.

A man lost in the desert must take such water as he is offered.

Uh, anon?

Drink from the cup of my niche fetish, anonners.

What? Sorry, I don't know what that book is. I just get off on the idea of Kanaya taking horrific revenge on her shitty wife by fucking her to a brutal death, over and over and over.

The only Homestuck I'd do would be Mindfang to be quite honest with you.
Either the others can't compare or they'd bring about some weird sense of guilt within me.

Quarters dressed up as Anton Chigurh

That book is about a killer who keeps bringing a woman back from the dead and killing her over and over, but allows her to tell her stories to the public before killing her again every night.

Please, please just give me more art of Vriska putting someone to sleep. There's like 3 drawings of it on the entire internet outside of the original comic.

Lord English being defeated by Dave, Cat Dave, and John sits really right with me. Probably the only thing out of post-Homestuck I'm content with believing is canon.

Davepeta sucks

Hot, but not quite what I'm into. I much prefer how personal it is for Kanaya to erotically murder Rose for what she did, and Rose not trying to stop it because she knows she deserves it, until she's conditioned to not be able to get off unless she's murdered during sex.

I just view the abomination as Cat Dave and will always do so, so LE pretty much got done in by the first two characters Homestuck introduces us to.

It should have been Davesprite only.

Do you ever worry that the cops are gonna knock your door down for writing this shit?

I need a Vriska GF badly.

nah Dave needs to do it, not his sprite. I get that you're probably following some hero theme stuff shit but it just wouldn't work

Not one that looks like that, I hope.

please jade

one last time before i meet the big snoop dogg in the sky

let me get a gander at those sweater puppies

Making your partner feel good at the same time feels good. Well, if you like them in that way it does.

That would have been way too poetic and endearing

I think the reason I most hate Hussie is that he began Homestuck as an Earthbound homage, but he clearly didn't understand or like Earthbound, because Homestuck was nothing but malice, bitterness, hate, and depression, with zero bittersweet or hopeful about it

davepeta anything

right

Immediate execution.

Give me a fat pussied black Jade gf and you'd need a crowbar to remove my face from that mound

hey Davesprite would've been even better but he got drugged up so now its just Cat Dave

And you for real? Have you seen half the shit people get off to on AO3, or even here? Come on.

Prospitcest, I still hate Hussie for retconning the 3 years Jade and John spent together into being Jade alone

please validate my quirky porn addiction as my whole personality

I'm just glad my fetishes are really mild and only vaguely creepy to normal people.

Never backing down.

posting this oldie

Because the idea of Homestuck is/became that trying to change yourself for the better and fight fate is a doomed endeavor. You have to accept what you are and your direction in life without trying to alter it, or you're doomed. Happened to bird Dave, that John that got tricked by Terezi into speedrunning it, Aranea, the Vriska that died and went to the dreambubble, etc etc. Shit, it even kept happening to Karkat, except that he was getting emasculated at every opportunity instead of dying. Everyone that kept being "true to themselves" thus being irredeemable pieces of shit like Vriska or Meenah won bigly because of it. Then there's also Dave who became a non-entity.

I think this change in the theme of the story happened during Murderstuck, and Gamzee is the posterboy of it, seeing as he accepted Fate, became a thrall of LE and ended up living through the entire story. It's also reflected by the retcon not actually changing the fate of the session. It literally only serves to undo every single big character growth moment that anyone has faced, and to bring back Vriska. Of course.

Aranea lost because Aranea is not Vriska, and Vriska is the only important character in the story.

rose is the only character that's even remotely sexual, with maybe terezi as distant second

He'll die happy if he gets some casual harley nudity out of it

Nepeta really was retarded

I'm reminded of greentexts that used to be posted in /utg/ like, shit, 8 years ago at this point of Chara and Frisk having extreme SM sessions. Good times, good times. That general blows cock now.

Anon...

Well shit kid, it's not like I'm discussing this anywhere else. The incredibly specific combination of "immortal girl cheats on her scary alien wife, who retaliates by taking advantage of her immortality by violently fucking her to death over and over to punish her" isn't exactly happening in most stories.

That's a neat image does it have a story?

I think I saved it a year ago, so no. I don't even have the source anymore.

It's clearly Dave traveling back in time as an adult to see John before it all went wrong

davepeta would've been good if his personality was actually a mix of dave's and nepeta's instead of random bullshit

*goes in debt because meaningless subversion doesn't sell well*

this is the best part really, the rich boy managed to fuck up his own life by being such a greedy retard that he's now enslaved by uncaring corporations who want a fucking return on their bogus investment

what? homestuck is as unlewd as it gets.

Or get this
We could just have Davesprite and Nepeta. Without ruining both in the process.

Nepeta really was enlightened

FTFY

These two are cute but have no reason to ever be romantically involved

green cum

No, moron, you greentexted an entire other post!

Everything that deviates from leading up to LE being created in this loop is doomed, its not that deep.

we could have davesprite fuck nepeta

Katnep, but for all the wrong reasons. I don't think there are any "right" reasons to begin with.

NEVER WHAT??

buckets of furious jade slurry, dumped into Rose's dangerously swollen womb

I remember when I drew this. Good times.

Ten sets of fluttering eyelids, connected to ten brains that are being furiously overhwhelmed by Vriska's hypnopsionics and are moments away from a deep restful slumber

It wasn't even just greed that fucked him over. It was sheer ego and hubris too. "My writing is literally worth its weight in gold. The masses will eat whatever I serve. I will ignore the publishing company saying the Epilogues suck, they don't know anything." and then it sold like ass and instantly killed HS. Which, combined to his fascinating decision to get an office in New York for no reason and hire insane people led to easily foreseen results. Easily foreseen for everyone except narcissists.
Are you argentinian?

Act 5 Vriska and John.

I miss Homestuck fans so bad. I want to fuck a troll cosplayer

Personally I think Karkat shouldn't have ended up with anyone in the cast, even Meenah. He should have just showed up years later with some nice girl nobody knew. Same with John, actually.

It's good, anon! And you still being here might send Andrew and the rest of his clones the message that they don't have to be ashamed of coming here.

While they never met in the comic, their personalities seem to match pretty well. They'd fit.

dude, let it go, nobody is in the mood for hypnotism right now

Why is this so hard to understand? John fucks Rose. Dave fucks Jade. Anything else is irrelevant, just like all the other characters

Asshole.

nta but i'm always in the mood for hypnotism.
just not with vriska. i hate her.

pic

I desperately need this. Meteor trip but with Aranea instead of Vriska, imagine the nerd overload with Rose.

I love Karkat/Terezi purely because all the fan art of them is the cutest fucking shit I've ever seen. They both put on a tough facade but are cute and vulnerable with each other. Honestly it's the only fictional couple I've seen where the fanart gives me "that feel when no gf" feelings.

I agree, I just umbrella it all. He made the wrong choice at literally every step of the way, because Act 4 convinced him he was God and his 'golden cow' was just that valuable, instead of being a trendy internet story. Now his life is effectively over. I'd feel sad if he wasn't such a petulant little creepy asshole about it; he learned nothing.

Post music that would fit well in an MSPA.
youtu.be/BixJKl28JX4

And then Hussie destroyed it out of spite.

oh

it being karkat of course

I don't understand why dullard normiefags who type in all lowercase with shitty punctuation and tell people to stop talking about their fetishes use Anon Babble.

Dave fucks Jade

She has a canine retractable penis now, not happening.

I could see him being a self shunned loser that had a rough glow up and he is kinda now.

He could work as a 4th party with a cult following (With a new girl)

John fucks Karkat*
Easy mistake to make, I know, but John would never fuck such a retarded woman.

probably the only girl act 1 john would hit it off with but she's so done with life she deliberately irl shitposts at him the only time they meet

I cant not imagine a really wide car with seats for each 12 trolls.

He could have made it fit the initial theme of the story about growing up, where they grew apart as they left childhood, have it be bittersweet but leaving them both better people. But Hussie can only write garbage that happens offscreen with no resolution.

They were already broken up before the events of the narrative so I can't be bitter about it. I thought it was in-character the way they weren't able to make it work because neither of them are capable of completely dropping the mask. But still, the potential couple in there is beautiful.

Aradia could hit it off with literally anyone

noooo you have to obey the post canon!!!

Nah lol, she got a pusspuss

I regret not saving early fan art

Vriskat has literally no reason to be merely a crackship.

KANAYAXROSE BUT NOT FUCKING RUINED

for an art trade

if it weren't for the vriska is too hardcoded into survival mode to understand romantic love quadrants at all

I wouldn't say they were broken up before the story but just confused where and what could they be, both are fucking terrible on making any move that's a fact, mostly on Karkats fault, but if Hussie actually flushed them out properly, magic could have had happen.

Romantic love is a myth made up by neurotypicals. If you feed into the idea that it's real, you'll end up like Andrew in 2021.

in a better world

heh, doggy dick.

Realistically Aranea would wipe the floor with Vriska. Also couldn't help but notice she still has the ring, the 8rain damage wont last a second.

These bitches. Nothing else compares.

LICK MAH PLATE YOU DAWGDICK

Romantic love is a myth made up by neurotypicals.

go tell it to karkat, better bring a chair because you not gonna leave the room for the res tof the day

Maybe, but that's not the message I'm trying to send here.

FACT: Vriska lied about Aranea being the stronger one because she felt bad about her irrelevancy

Homestuck was ruined by normal people, as was Andrew. As far as I know, he's still recovering.

Why do so many shows and comics I love end up turning to shit in the end, why am I cursed for being drawn to loving this shit.

good new davejade art

Damn what year is this

Which Homestuck characters would you be into seeing hypnotize each other?

Sure thing, now let's see Vriska directly mind control Aradia and Terezi.
Oh wait.

The sheer amount of high effort shitposts this comic inspired has not been matched by anything since

Stinky

FACT: Vriska only mind controlled Aradia and Terezi to round up the ghosts because she felt bad about being too strong growing up, so he purposely limited herself to not control those two no matter what

I don't care too, too much for Aranea, but I love the blue piping on her corset or whatever it is.

Jade having a penis is hot and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.

You just know somebody out there thinks that unironically.
Agreed. Expecially when it's drawn to compliment her chest.

based

fuck it, i'm rereading from act 4

The best boy gets the best girl, fanfic or not.

What part of the comic do you still not understand to this day? I cant get my head around the alchemy system.

It would be if it wasn't a dog's. Fuck the HS team and this Monkey's paw bullshit

These fuckers

still don't understand why they did this, you'd think the positive and happy message would be to have Rose and Jade talk with Kanaya about her being a surrogate and Kanaya being fine with that, especially with her whole mothering theme; it is unbelievable how fucking badly written the epilogues and Homestuck 2 has been

same, I'm all for Jade knotting girls and knocking them up and her loving it, I just despise the pointless drama that does nothing to make things interesting

OH yeah

anyone remembers the old mspfa stories

While they never met in the comic

the fuck areyou talking about

Alchemy isn't hard. It's just combining two items, where one item takes precedence over the other depending on how you combine them.

I wish John had gotten his dad's hat back from her
Aradia returning Dad's hat to John

still don't understand why they did this, you'd think the positive and happy message would be to have Rose and Jade talk with Kanaya about her being a surrogate and Kanaya being fine with that, especially with her whole mothering theme; it is unbelievable how fucking badly written the epilogues and Homestuck 2 has been

wasn't the point of that specific thing that the characters were made intentionally retarded by dirk

I liked the old fan adventures and bloodswap stuff.

They are your slaves during a dead session, you gain one for each planet you destroy, but they are also retarded so you gotta learn how to handle them to get good synergies to help you along the way.

The writers have failed to make that convincing, and more importantly, really relevant or interesting in the metatextual. Maybe if the characters expressed a hard dysphoria over it, realizing their actions didn't make sense and were harmful, it'd be an interesting bit of horror. As it is, it just felt like cheap drama with a lame excuse of "Uhhh Dirk made them"

mostly the characters i already want to fuck.
nepeta, aradia, meulin, the handmaid, and roxy. and let's throw pm in there too.
as for the dom, condy or the handmaid again. or LE with those fancy eyes of his.

You know what would have been cool once? What-Ifs where one of the kids or trolls does a solo session to earn Lordship/Museship.

only person I can see doing this is Eridan and I could give less of a fuck about him

You're gay

I don't even like Aranea but I have a desperate need to see her in a miniskirt without panties

Doesn't have to be intentional. It could be accidental, or a mistake, or a last resort. I could easily see Rose doing it.

God, literally everything in the Intermission was so much more interesting before we had no idea about it.

i forgot lol

the biggest wasted opportunity in homestuck is that spades slick was not the one to kill lord english. and i mean the real lord english, not alpha jack.

The problem is that the intermission gave us a great Problem Sleuth style set up that promised all sorts of time puzzles, but instead of a Problem Sleuth style payoff where everything wrapped around itself and came together at the end, the answer turned out to be "dude retcon powers they literally leave the narrative lol"

Trickster Mode characters getting put to sleep

actually really hot for some reason

Yeah. If Hussie truly wanted subversion, that would have been the most incredible of mobster endings; all the kids and trolls can only bring English to the very brink, unable to finally kill him, and then Slick rolls in with the killsteal and the most pithy one-liner you've ever heard. It'd have been FANTASTIC as a dark mirror to the end of Problem Sleuth. Fuck.

Fag.

Hypnotism, murder fetishists, breeders...
Whatever happened to slob enthusiasts? Hell, what about balloonfags? This fandom really has gone downhill and I can tell.

Vriska sucks because she puts people to sleep immediately, there's never the sleepy-struggle of fighting to stay awake and growing weaker and more sleep-drunk before the actual passout

Yeah but then LE being defeated by John & Dave wouldn't happen.

You can like those things, anon. I'm an outcast even among hypnosis fetishists because I'm into people being hypnotized to sleep specifically, not mind control.

i like the more long term control. think crockertier jade and grimbark jade.
if the tricksters are gonna sleep it'll be because they're tuckered out after hours of raucous fucking.

Don't care, want a titjob from a preggo Jade.

listen, slobby belongs to Yellow Vriska, leave it in the past where things were happier

THE SET UP WAS RIGHT THERE, WHAT THE FUCK HUSSIE AAAAARGGHHH

Give me FemKat.
Now.

I'd rather have ryonaGODS and guroCHADS than even a single balloonfag.

I just wish he didn't fucking die in the end there was no reason to kill him, Karkat let his blood brother die because that bitch virska said he had to for no fucking reason,

VRISKA: The fact is, we have no idea what his affili8tions are at this point, 8ut like I'm always saying...

VRISKA: 8est to just plan for the worst, and assume this is just another scru8 we've gotta kill.

VRISKA: He's the lowest on the threat level, though his various enhancements and accessories may pose more of a challenge than we 8argained for.

Yeah but then LE being defeated by John & Dave wouldn't happen.

Yes. That is the subversion and the cheat. But it would WORK because everyone would cheer until they spat blood over Spades being the one to kill-steal. It'd be funny and good.

I like both. Instant incredibly deep sleep has its own unique appeal for me, though.

so the Anon Babble janitor is chill with homestuck now?

No, I believe this thread is allowed because it's 11/11

John and Dave using Sylladex bullshiterry to kill Lord English

Would have been kino

Dave abusing his sylladex to launch his cueball sword at mach speed to injure LE would have been so sick. Honestly the fight could've been much bigger than what we got given the kind of abilities available.

So wait is Draconian Dignitary of the Post-Scratch timeline the only one who canonically has never died?

I'm sorry to say, Anon, but I've spent 10+ years around mind control fetishists and dealing with their interpretation of hypnosis, and I must say that they aren't very pleasant people. As such, your fantasy leads me to believe you will not be enjoyable to converse with from this point forward and I bid you good day.

But what next what happens after the kill steal? Do the kids fight Slick?

Yes, CD too, probably because they forgot about them.

fuck you too

Didn't the planet he was on get blown up?

Why couldn't they just have John be happy with Roxy and have a weird happy family together in the messes of their friends and extended family's lived
Also, why give Jade a dog dick

No, of course not. Slick would be happy. He'd stare at them all, see Karkat, frown at all of them, and walk off into the sunset with his crew to go back to his old ways.

Also, why give Jade a dog dick

Because fuck you fund our sequel

Oh, you meant both pre and post retcon, then probably.

Sylladex abuse

John's retcon abilities that can allow him to teleport, make copies of himself, and even change the current setting of the fight completely

John's wind shit that can flood an entire planet

Dave time shit that can also make copies of himself (but with more restrictions of course), freeze LE, reverse and fast forward an area around him which could lead to him manipulating the placement of specific objects through time

shonenstuck couldve happened

Thoughts???

Jade getting a dick was fine, it's just that it was one part of a giant chain of misery and hate that can't even tell an interesting story

also this, it was a really sinister cheap ploy

I like it

threads are all allowed all the time, just not too close together

I would die for Aradia

I need to have sex with The Game.

Jade getting a dick was fine

Only if you're stupid.

I really like that Jade

Anyone got any cool fan adventured they like?

Jade getting a dick was fine

Only if you're a faggot, the story already canonically said Jade didn't have a tail and the only dog in her was the ears

Because the people in charge of HS now are terminally online Twitter people.

Are we already in the spam pictures part of the thread?
Have you heard of this fanventure called Vast Error? It's pretty cool.

TADC is probably the next Homestuck.

She should have had a dick and a vagina

ctrl+f "tumblr"

40 results

Not fucking surprised in the slightest.
Goddamn Tumblrstuckfags, Steven Tumblrverse, Tumblrtale, Tumblr Time, and then of course the mass exodus of Tumblr users to Twitter and turning it into what it is (was), and they're now off to Mastodon and BlueSky.
It's YOU people. YOU PEOPLE ARE THE PROBLEM.

The Amazing Tumblr Circus.

I think you're right.

Sburb.EXE
LE: Unmerge
Sburb Done Quick
Karkat Goes to a Convention
John Ruins a Wedding
Alternate Session

I love futa-on-female. I love girls getting knotted and stuck. I do not love weird cheating and hidden-child plots that make no sense, along with bizarre "oh woe is my dick" when they have infinite magic that could change that in 10 seconds of alchemy. I'd gladly be fine with her losing or never getting the dick to begin with if it meant the plot wasn't retarded and needlessly mean.

Have you heard of this fanventure called Vast Error

The artstyle is vomit inducing.

Anon... Homestuck is over. You're screaming at a gravestone.

fatska

Stickska

How about regular hourglass vriska

yeah i can see it

Not my fault most fanart comes from there.
But it is my fault i'm too lazy to change the filenames

I mean, no, but that thing about Homestuck is that it’s triggered all of Andrew’s paradox clones to wake up and do the same thing he did. It’s like asking if skyscrapers are going to disappear just because they were invented a long time ago. They’re still a fundamental part of urban life.

John teleports the fight to the Incipisphere once shit starts getting too crazy to handle

Dave with blood gushing out of his eyes reverses the time of a planet's orbit at near light speed to smack the shit out of LE who gets thrown in the path

it's crazy bad the actual final fight is the Game Over one, since there was no action scenes after that, everything was offscreened

soundcloud.com/user-818829001/musclesmp3

mfw sans' theme was actually for equius all along

Homestuck is over.

Thank god.

I still think Condy should have hugged John instead of fighting him since he'd be a replica of the son she had

I do not love weird cheating and hidden-child plots

Was it confirmed that Rose and Jade had actual sex and it wasn't just in-vitro, my memories of the ^2 are foggy

That would have been far too complex for Hussie, his brain was fried from years of amphetamine abuse at that point

So does her husband

I disagree. I actually really like it.

It was actual sex

It was sex because Hussie hates Jade preggo fetishists

Total Vriska Mogging.

instinctually hates Beta-Jade because of the throne succession heiress fights

poured love onto Beta-John because she's learning what it's like to be an actual mother

fat tumblr bitch

yeah just about as i expected. this is what all tumblrfags look IRL so i must commend the attention to detail here.

I just remembered about the dumb June Egbert thing

why is Toby incapable of making actual original music? Heard some of his stuff for that one Pokemon game and one of the tracks sounded way, way too much like John's God Tier theme.

you didn't miss out on any community worth seeing
homestuck fans were some of the most physically and mentally ugly people you would ever meet at conventions and the like
i suspect hussie made one of the trolls a juggalo because homestuck fans could compete with juggalos for the title of world's grossest fandom at the time

but trolling would've been so, so fun

I've gone to bronycons and they look better.

a key component of homestuck is having a fuckton of source material for fans to obsess over. TADC doesn't have this because each episode has to be animated and voiced.
glitch can't just dump 1000 words and 1 picture on a page and call it a day.
to make another homestuck you need to make another IP that somehow convinces dumb kids to read. lightning in a bottle.

Kankri was made to be raped btw.

Hey, Anon, do you have a Discord?

Not true

You may be onto something

What? No. GOD no. Why would you even ask me that.

OBJECTIVELY true.

Hay guise, looks like the thread hit bump limit!! Let's make a faggy general!!! YEAH!!!!!!!

Fucking obnoxious twats.

Sorry. He is meant for more noble things, like handholding. The taste of chads

this is an american site please use american english from start to finish next time

Just want to know if there’s anywhere we can chat offsite. I’m happy to leave things anonymous, but these threads aren’t exactly a guaranteed item with the janitors actively trying to snuff them out despite the fact that we’ve had them multiple times a month all year this year.

god i wish i had someone to kismesissitude with

Yet here you are still.

we GOTTA get /hsg/ back

Are you trans???

Nope.

no?

Remember when people would give classpects to characters from other fandoms?

Oh. Sorry, I appreciate you share the same kink, but I'm past my days of wanting to share it around outside of threads like these that will fade out. But yes, I am very into sleep-hypno that is a long struggle. Vriska doesn't fit the bill at all though, she'd never laugh and cuddle some girl who is trying to punch her while half-asleep and slurring her words.

Let it die. Pray Homestuck 2 ends, and these threads never happen again. There's only ghosts here.

I just want a moirail to follow me and catalogue all of my retarded exploits.

Pppfffttt don't even talk to me then.
Be GONE!

Wait, is that one anon going to make a discord again????? Did we not learn from the last two times???? Homestuck still lives in Anon Babble anyways.

Homestuck still is trash anyways*

FTFY

she'd never laugh and cuddle some girl who is trying to punch her while half-asleep and slurring her words.

ffuuuuuUUUUUCK
Who do you think would?

What? No it doesn't. It gets banned on sight there. If only; a HSG free to have fetish talk would be a lot more relaxed than this tense angry shit.

sorry fucking Anon Babble, my bad

Holy fuck, sex.

/hsg/ is in the other website
the sturdy one

Homestuck still lives in Anon Babble anyways.

"lives" in quotation, no actual discussion happens there

I wouldn’t mind it, although at this point I do generally agree that this stuff works better anonymously.

That feels like something Aranea/Feferi/Meenah/Aradia might do. Especially Aradia. She seems like she'd be really gentle and sweet even when she's doing it for horrible reasons. Kiss you to sleep and everything.

hahahaha are you kidding? the Anon Babble thread is a graveyard with the same 5 images reposted while everyone screams about futa.

That HSG sucks
Study sucks

ikr

the sturdy one

source?

Feel like mentioning that the Homestuck threads on Anon Babble are extremely cunty as well.

I don't know how to break this to you, anon... You're not 19 years old anymore. You're going on 30, and you're getting gray hairs.
You're not young anymore. It's time to let the next generation in. You're not an out of touch old fart, are you?

OOOH CUTE BOYS IN BUNNY SUITS!!!! get rid of the grubscars though

sturdy xhan dot help slash co (Except xhan is chan)
it's dead as fuck lol

degen posts close the the thread's life span. come on guys.

what site? i kow there's a homosuck in aco and maybe trash, never check it out.

oh
this kinda sucks

Nobody wants to discuss fetishes, just get angry at them. I could go on for hours, but why bother when every reply will be "NUUHHHH FAG GAY" from bored tryhards.

see you next month guys

watch when the BC update drops in the next few hours

Aranea

Ballroom dance where she casually lulls the other dancer to sleep with the ebb and flow of her moves and her psionics. The other dancer starts to get sleepier, not understanding why, starting to question, but struggling to. Meanwhile, Aranea is humming mirthfully and not letting up for a second. It finishes up with Aranea twirling the other person in place with a raised arm, we see their eyelids fluttering like crazy as they spin, and when they stop moving, they’re asleep and they fall into Aranea’s arms as she smiles contentedly with those n_n eyes she does.

Closing thoughts anons??

I'm glad we were able to live for today, I really hope in the next HS^2 Update we'll get actual action and maybe a hyped up flash......who am I kidding, it's gonna be another 11 page filler of no build up.

Cya in the stealth Anon Babble thread soon!!
GLORY TO JANE'S FAT ASS

In addition to your requests, I'll do FemKat. Just got home, gonna eat some beans.

karezi died so john could fuck HOT BLIND GIRL ASS and die a hero

I really hope in the next HS^2 Update

First mistake.

next update is buildup, then theres a hiatus, and then a big flash drops

God DAMN dancing with her was not something i ever considered but now i gotta.

let me stop you right there while I mentally indulge in my girls-wearing-ballgowns fetish

I still have hope okay, I liked the last few Updates...

Please link the Anon Babble thread ;_____;

Aranea Anon.

Eridan Anon.

Hypnosis Guy.

What other regulars do we have?

Closing thoughts anons??

I hope Rose screamed bloody murder when Jade's knot expanded inside of her and they got stuck together for hours and hours on end (because Jade subtly used her Space powers to keep her knot big enough to remain stuck inside Rose)

Ew

Me!

i wish hiveswap was good

This guy.

Closing thoughts anons??

I need fuck big tiddied Jade, I need to fuck mega-hourglass Kanaya, I need to fuck a fat pear shaped Terezi, I need to fuck bimbo Roxy, I need to fuck a fat pot bellied Karkat, a weak, skinny effeminate Kankri, and a beautiful sexy Mituna on estrogen. That is all.

I do have one unique closing thought that isn’t related to Vriska putting people to sleep, yeah.

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that there’s a flood of people on Anon Babble big enough for a whole pseudo-general that slithers around different boards like a basilisk, going wherever it needs to go, out of nowhere. Homestuck, and everything created by Andrew Hussie and the people like him, is important. It’s the key for a certain breed of people that exist on this planet to understand themselves, their connection to the world, and what their actions and desires really indicate about the entire human race. This is a little more than a weird, unexpected mutation of chan culture. I’m too tired to write an essay about this tonight, but suffice it to say this: if you’ve been showing up to these threads consistently since they started, you should start hanging on tight, because this train is going somewhere, slowly, inevitably, and with an important destination. This is your purpose, anons, or at least a face of it. We’ll reunite with Andrew out in the wild somewhere down the line and start some really crazy shit that will make the dorks who organized Chanology look like idiots (which they are). See you in the next one!

We all did. It was doomed from the moment he launched that shitty Kickstarter.

And more trans characters!!!!!!!

Nepeta sounds like Ember Lynn from that Helluva Boss short.

The uppity Jadefag, the "i'll never forgive hussie for taking this away from me" Karezifag, the VEshill, another Araneafag who is not as prominent as i am, guy, Cloverposter who often replies to me, a handful of Vriskatfags then i dunno.

If I meet Hussie face-to-face, that bastard's getting shoved into a coffin.

This character was designed by a prounouns, by the way.

guy who posts really shitty nepetas

I read this with Lenin's face in my mind

Trans shit in Homestuck is retarded because with access to Godtier Life powers and infinite alchemy, anyone could have any body they could possibly want. Rose could be a troll. Jade could have a vagina or cock or whatever. Karkat could have a spine.

The greatest crime of the Epilogues and H2 is the total fucking lack of imagination, and I hate every single person involved for their crimes of banality.

Based

I feel like I'm going crazy but I swear I'm starting to see more and more Homestuck shit across social media in general the past few months

Stop being transphobic you fucking DICK.

I think it's really cool how the characters get defined in Friendsim then all the characterization gets thrown out the window and the story ends up being worse than a fucking visual novel made by some assholes. I'm so glad they just stuffed in ALL the characters in one act and killed a lot of them off in a traincrash.

karkat having a spine is no longer karkat

IT IS LITERALLY WISH FULFILLMENT FOR TRANS PEOPLE, ANY BODY YOU WANT, HOWEVER YOU WANT, I SWEAR TO CHRIST I'LL CUT OFF YOUR FINGERNAILS AND BOIL THEM INTO SOUP YOU PISS-SMEARED COCKLUNCH

based
I will destroy all trans fandom with Egbertian justice

Jade should get knocked the fuck up constantly.

why do people fall for shitposts like this
i could say "erm stop being a hecking bigot!!!" and i'd get at least 3 (yous)

Hussie and everyone else that touched this webcomic is a bad fucking writer. Is it that hard to understand? They are not equipped to cater to their obnoxious tumblr (and now twitter) following and instead shovel smelly slop for what little people are left to enjoy. This comic makes me so fucking mad I swear to god. I'm just gonna go listen to the Homestuck soundtrack and dream of better times.

cannonically bustiest chick becomes a racist fascist

cutest one ends up with a dog dick and unable to keep a man

What did they mean by this?

I didn't care, I just wanted an excuse to say I'll rip someone's fingernails off and boil them into soup.

Yeah, I agree. Just awful writers top to bottom. Also, you made me painfully nostalgic for that comic the image is from. This fandom used to have MAGIC in its blood.

none of these are aradia

Guy called me based

Ew.

It really is this easy!

What did they mean by this?

That Jade should knot and impregnate Jane to punish her (and make her breasts at least x3 as large)

Hussie is mad at breedingduties

*human

why do people fall for shitposts like this

You idiot. It's real simple
People WANT to be angry, so they'll go after anything, even bait. Are you even surprised?

>cannonically bustiest chick

That's Aranea, unironically.
Jane gets carried by being fat.

That Jane is best girl, of course.

No way, Feferi has the biggest tits, we're talking "struggles to walk and has to carry-hold them when on land" huge

God imagine blowing raspberries on her tummy as you finger her hairy cooch

Judging by Condy, Meenah ought to be the bustiest.

People WANT to be angry

outrage addiction is a real thing that has not been addressed by anyone because it'd take a lot of harsh introspection by 99% of people on the internet

That's a very funny thought but she wouldnt be able to swim as fast as she does if so.

Yeah but when Jade lays down it's like two Olympic sized flapjacks with a strawberry on top.

Nah. I like the contrast that Meenah is superflat, and the Condence had to use powers to grow her own tits.

Wrong. The hotness of it is that she's so strong she can swim super fast DESPITE her torso-sized super tits.

Jade cheats like the Empress, her tits may be naturally big but she can Space them to super size. Feferi is the one with ultra-naturals.

saddest shit I've read today

Isn't Condy based on Nicki Minaj? Should have an amazing ass.

Oh, the ass on Cond and Meenah is not in question. They absolutely have S-Tier mega asses.

Geromy based on Donald Glover

Condy based on Nicki

Andrew does have some bad habits he needs to drop

This is triggering for people with photosensitivity and with epilepsy.
We, as a fandom, must do better and I know it was a lot of fun and looks super cool, need to retire the use of these.

Thank you.

Are you talking about like a big ass for a real woman or like a WeirdIsFun butt?

hussie is a creepy hideous white boy from a rich new england small town that sees a black person once every solar eclipse

kankri get the fuck out of here they are going to RAPE you

Big asses and breeding hips.
Only Pyropes can match
The PABG and PAWG.

Big ass for a real woman. Hyper asses are just silly.

Rose has the best ass of the human girls. Not a huge one, but super bubble perky. Just sticks straight out in the perfect shape.

Homestuck needs a what if shitty drama by Netflix that is set in the modern age now.

You cannot escape my supreme taste

Jade doesn't cheat, she's just got Janes genes.

Your taste is supreme shit.
Begone.

Lmao
Lmao
You should mentally screenshot this response to reflect on it in a few years

She's a fucking Space player of course she cheats, she cheats for everyone, you want something bigger or smaller you talk to her and get what you want

This is why post-Homestuck sucks, everyone would be a hypersexual ideal of themselves and forever happy instead of this HORSESHIT

Have we ever considered using Pesterchum to communicate outside these threads? I know it’s run by Pesterchum Republic troons, but if we keep it in our pants, it should be okay.

i have a thread of him calling a black dude a nigger and that he should go back to africa, 2008 hussie i believe

Roxy

Jane

Aradia

Aranea

Condy

Mindfang

Snowman

You know, I hate Vriska being blonde, but she absolutely would be blonde. In fact, I bet ALL Light players are blonde if they have hair that can have different chroma.

I have spilled so much seed to imagining Yiffy (who inherited Jade's dog penis) being sexually bullied in boarding school.

she cheats

Naturally busty girls are hotter so nuh uh

On Anon Babble? How do you know it was him?

web.archive.org/web/20151003093949/mspaforums.com/showthread.php?24148-Dear-Andrew damn i found it already

I have equally gotten off to her going berserk and knotting girls who bully her and beating them to shit while they can't get away

Nah, it's hotter when she inherits Dave's prudish nature and her mom's uncontrollable lactation. But what would you know about good taste.

well yeah, any of his older comics goes to show he's just another loser from a small town who thinks this shit is funny and edgy

can i get a b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b ub bu buuuhh buhh b-b--b-b-b buhhhhh buhhh buh buhhhaaass buh bu hb-h-hhb-hbb-b-b-b-bbb-based?

sorry, I don't know what the sensitive term is. Negrocity?

Should we push our luck and make another thread on here?

Johnkat should've been endgame.
Retconning DAVE to be the gay one for Karkat was bullshit John was RIGHT THERE.

No.

Pesterchum, Dreambubble, Discord... That anti Homestuck Homestuck reddit.

why did you decide to share this shit now after all these years HAHAHAHAHHAHA

No.

Name one problem homestuck has that isn't fixed by DDATO

That anti Homestuck Homestuck reddit.

with that eridan schizo? no thanks

Actually, yes!

Jade not being pregnant

jesus christ he really does talk like Dirk and Dave what the actual fuuuuuuck.

Only if you're like, willing to risk it. You better be ready to make a memo because the public ones are horseshit. Especially the main one.
Also.
... is a bitch-ass motherfucker.

rather push luck with a Anon Babble thread where we can go all out but that's a doomed endeavor

There you are!

speaking to Russian friend on telegram.

He was conscripted and is on the fields of Ukraine.

Asked him if he personalized his helmet.

He put a picture of Vriska on it, like you would a playing card.

I swear if I see a webm or video of a blonde dude with Vriska on his helmet getting droned, I'ma cry.

half of the magic of early Homestuck was because the pesterlogs were based off of actual conversations he had, and then once those dried up the writing started dying real fast

Kept you waiting, huh?

He unironically raps in text just like Dave, he's so retarded its unbelievable

I'll need to make a second discord, if I'm going to do that with a discord server

just another rich lame white boy who thinks his garbage is God's gift to mankind

There's literally only 2 pesterlogs adapted from actual conversaions

oh my god I thought it was just a Dave quirk or something

makes his self insert gay and hate his wife

What did he mean bythis

Paralalles

hussie hates himself and is too scared to die so he dresses like a clown as a 50-year old man and cries in his hugbox

Kanaya x Rose was peak when they were snarky broads horseshitting each other. It was ruined the second they actually got together

Doesn't Hussies mom look like Mom Lalonde?

Maybe if he came in his jade cosplayer gf he'd be happier more

christ, Rose becoming a drunk and Kanaya just losing all her personality was a knife to the gut

[TROLL] x [HUMAN] was peak when they were horseshitting each other. It was ruined the second they actually got together.

I don't think he does that much if at all, he does not strike me as a virile man who enjoys sex with grown women

He doesn't strike me much as a man who enjoys anything.

being poisoned by irony will do that to you

SOMEONE BAKE NEW THREAD WE'RE ON PAGE 9, HURRY!!!

Bury this thread with dirt. Unearth it when the time comes yet again. Let the grave remain unseen.

Well, he seems to have a deep-seated obsession with clowns, and for underaged girl who are mean. And not much else.

Embrace the new sincerity like Jade's puffy puppy pussy wraps itself around shafts

/hsg/ discord?

baking

THE BATTERWITCH HAS SUNK HER GNARLED CLAWS INTO EVERYTHING

!hy would ?e do that*

the janny is going to wake up soon, no point.

does this janny live in china

Have some faith, uninitiated one. They would have killed this thread before now if that mattered. The next step is to see what happens to the next thread and collect data.

Comic ends

Ultimate Selves are a thing

Everyone involved didn't become their Ultimate Self to defeat English, and finally find happiness as their every dead self comes back to life as a fused supreme being

shit unto shit, Bad End to the last

south american, he's a neet with a gay ass sleep routine

Ultimate selves are not a good thing.

Taking this for finishing the fight against Homestuck. Watch me win, like in Gladiator

Yeah because Hussie is a fucking awful writer who can't make good on a single cool concept he introduces

Ultimate Selves are an amazing concept he did nothing with and then let the sequel-writers butcher into nonsense

BAD END

last infinity stone slotted for you

gonna draw Aranea handing this to the viewer like First Come First Served by Kool Keith

It's really odd how Homestuck stopped being a story about it's characters and their world inspired by games and a story about itself and the people who read it

has Dave blown a gasket on Dirk for being just as terrible as Bro in the ^2

It's amazing how Homestuck stopped being fun

Hussie's original concept of the Ultimate Self made literally no sense though, because he pretty much described the Ultimate Self of a character to be their first appearence in the story in a way

Finished my beans.

Laptop acting up.

Guess I'll play something

That's probably the main reason why Yiffy isn't his kid. It'd make him look even shittier.

Glory to them!

instead of a slut with daddy issues and shame while trying not to hump every boy she meets we get a cuck baby that doesn't talk

Garbage. Garbage in garbage out.

I'm I the only one who doesn't give a shit about Yiffy being called Yiffy? never in my life gave a fuck about furry shit and whatever words they use so Yiffy even though I now know its some term for animal sex just comes off as a regular name to me.

it's not about her name
it's that Jade and Rose had her and then sent her away to be hidden for her whole life for ??????? reasons

A LOT of people freaked out over the name specifically though

stealth Homestuck threads on Anon Babble have now gotten to the point where we get 700 replies on a random Homestuck thread

some legitimate doomsday shit is happening

The whole point is that the Candy timeline is a fanfiction timeline and the characters act out in increasingly absurd ways. They are contrasted by the Meat timeline who are more like the "canon" versions of the characters.

Most people checked out because the plot was stupid for no reason other than spite. And retardation, of course.

I could solo all of the trolls, and then some. Hell, maybe even split the trollplanet apart for all I know.

well yes because she's named fucking Yiffy because Jade knotted Rose (and then had her and then sent her away to be hidden for her whole life for ??????? reasons)

We just can't help being the obnoxious fucks the haters think we are!!! <3

Nah jannies just let this one up because it's 11/11

it's bad on purpose

SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPP
Y'all can't even write something that's GOOD on purpose.

half our story was only pretending to be retarded

I wanna fuck her while she's crying then hold her close and shush her after I'm done.
Fics for this feel?

We are ghosts with unfinished business. This doesn't die until Homestuck 2 dies and nothing more comes of this wretched franchise ever again.

OP accidentally robbed some poor retard who waited months to make this specific thread

we made the majority of the setting where we're spending our story bad and bad to read on purpose!

Please give us money

I'm gonna go commission Jade Harley pregnancy porn with the patreon money that could have been yours sorry

If y0u're a gh0st y0u sho0ld be 0k with it
0_0

Can we make it to 800 posts before 404??

I mean yes? People are mad about it "ruining" Jade and Rose's characters but like, a normal version of Jade and Rose still exist specifically to contrast the bad versions that people don't like. I don't understand why people are so mad about it being bad when the good versions of the characters still exist within the story as separate entities.

same but I want a commission of Kanaya and Jade spitroasting Rose because they agreed they like each other as people and would prefer Rose be their personal fleshlight

still exist

lmfao

you mean the normal version being Jade forced to share a body with a demon and Rose becoming Ultimate?

Because I want to read a GOOD story. Not a story about tumblr manchildren who just discovered the concept of hypertext.

Stop misgendering people.

yeah no kidding, meta garbage is old and passe and boring as hell, and multiverse shit has been ruined

I miss her.

NOTHING post-Homestuck matters except for DAVEBOT and his crew and their journey to fucking kill Dirk and end the story.

Sorry, I meant that I don't want to read a story about tumblr ladybabies who just discovered the concept of hypertext.

There's no such thing as gender
I am accuratesexing them

I just pretend that there's a hidden Pumpkin timeline where everything is happy and the story is over and everyone is having ultrasex 24/7 in a divine paradise

The End

* ( ! )

Fuck it

Imagine if HS2 was about 11 teenagers struggling to handle being the pantheon for a new civilisation/universe

And then the goozle and the borbeugoranguanador went to the bozzle and the we(i)zle to grumble the fumble.

This is what you fuckers sound like.

Ah yes, gay davebot that left his miserable marriage to a wife that even had a penis so him being gay didn't make sense.

Hope Hussie realizes that every davekat shipper that defended him has also up and left for more active pastures.

fuck that shit, my Homestuck ends with the pre-retcon beta kids dying to LE with the last being John. Pre-retcon characters are and will always be the true characters.

Homestuck ends with John fucking Rose.

This thread's tanking but I just have to say that this "you had to be there" sentiment is very much indicative of the fact that Homestuck has pretty much zero value on its own merit and rode entirely off of shock value and fan engagement desu. Terrible story, great fanbase.

I made 4X4 table of the first letter of each of the boards Homestuck has a presence on right now - Anon Babble, Anon Babble, Anon Babble, and Anon Babble. Anyone who wants to use Pesterchum to keep in touch outside these threads should make a username based on one of these for easy identification and so that we can find each other on the chat client without shitting up future threads with username posting and shit. I'll keep adding them to the chart until it's full, then, if we ever get to 16 people, and we're all chummed up, I'll delete it.

GAY?????????????????? Davebot is straight, he's supposed to be pre-retcon Dave in a way. This is no bullshit, he brings up the gay butterfly analogy shit again and recognizes the other gay versions of himself being defects in a way.

This thread's tanking

It was tanking the moment it was created.
This shit is GARBAGE.

I agree!

why would you make him get with that miserable cunt, good god

Who made this?

I don't fucking CAAAAARE.
I do not care about your shit story. Nothing is good. Nothing is entertaining. Nothing is FUNNY. You motherfuckers tell jokes on the same level as an AAA rpg and write plots like an indie earthbound ripoff.

Rose divorces Kanaya, gets with Jade, while Kanaya goes to fuck Roxy instead. All four are much happier.

There's too many TTs because apparently everyone likes to lap up to Dirk's dick for some god-damned reason.

Better than having every single version of Dave being a gay loser again.

And JadeRose is also such fucking shit, my god. A ship so bad nobody ships it and now Homestuck is so bad that it's the only fucking thing left. How the hell did Skibidi Toilet turn out better than this slop

You motherfuckers tell jokes on the same level as an AAA rpg and write plots like an indie earthbound ripoff.

jesus christ man, you don't have to bring out the knives like that

I do not care about your shit story. Nothing is good. Nothing is entertaining. Nothing is FUNNY.

Homestuck: The Summary.

Off topic but I've connected my Xbox to Anon Babble. I can shitpost then immediately play Titanfall.

Play.

Skibidi Toilet

uhhhh this thread is for us Millenials, the young generation. Forever young!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will. I'm fucking tired of it. It's somehow both this passive aggressive nonsense ball because Homestuck HAS to be about what Homestuck Means To Real People while also being this soulless slopfest because you fuckers can't upset the same Real People because Hussie dogdicked his way out of a million dollar contract and now the most irrelevant music team member tries to act like he isn't a total cunt to entice people to read the continuation that was so bad everyone's been jumping ship to a gay horse show that ended ten years ago.
Homestuck has been shit for almost FIFTEEN YEARS now. The only people still reading it are tweens that have never know a world without AI.

yes it is but I enjoy a miserable Rose who just wants to be knotted by an angry Jade

I think she would let you have sex with her but she won't want it because shes too shy to say no. And i think thats hot as shit. Maybe korpus will have his way with her like a Bully x Nerd/Loser ship

nah brah

tweens

Only millenials read this, nobody younger than 25 cares about Home-Stuck-In-2011-Tumblr.

It's not 2011 or 12 or 13 anymore.

Wake, the fuck, UP.

Oh, you reminded me, I should go back to abusing the AI Rose.

One day we'll have full AI Homestuck, and then our true personal Hell will begin. God bless, and I hope every one of you falls into ruin along with me. Goodbye again.

make John the only true straight character

have him fumble Rose

how can he be straight yet pull off the gayest action possible?

YO NUTS WE WANT YO NUTS
WE'LL ITCH AND SCRATCH AND BITE YO NUTS

stfu cunt

God you faggots make zero fucking sense. No wonder everyone hates you.

Good RIDDANCE, thread of garbage.

very happy with all the Ellith posting ive been seeing on this thread, its actually quite shocking how many silent Prisounebound fans there are.

based
Gatekept
Based

A melty? At this hour of the night? Say it ain't so.

Roxygen is Grimdorks but better

No. Look at the idiots squeeing over Homestuck on social media. It's really REALLY stupid kids. Because not even the dumbest tumblr cunt is there to see Homestuck as anything but an embarrassment. People are more willing to admit they're hardcore furries than admit they're a Homestuck. And when they do they'll say they used to be into it (They're telling the truth)

Homestuck is the wasted potential of the internet made manifest, its sole purpose to catapult more talented people into making better things out of spite. It makes Star Citizen look like a competently managed product.

Why is there rat feces stained fingernails all over her desk.

Why does she bite her rat feces infested fingernails?

Nasty ass bitch.

almost 800 fucking posts

The easiest GF in the world. Just telling her "you're my GF now" and she's too shy to say no. Incel wetdream desu.

No alpha kid is better than a beta kid, tiresome thing that you are. I'd kill you if I believed in killing animals like you.

Yet you still posted in it. Curious.

That comic is meant to dunk on people like you.

Jake didnt kiss her. Why didnt he do it. Why is everyone in this series so fucking gay.

Why is everyone in this series so fucking gay.

Because LGBTQ rights.

Finally the best character has been posted

Because Hussie is a sexless and cold 'man' with a humiliation fetish.

Finally, a voice of reason.

I think we should have some art anon make porn of her. Its quite alarming how little there is, the creator drew one instance of her but it has been nuked since the deletion of their Twitter

So kino

Aranea is ugly

I forgot. Does Terezi still have her eyesight back?

Homestuck could play a part on why Gen Z men are a lot more homophobic than Millennials

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he's still posting

Jake is the biggest faggot in the whole comic by a huge margin. He could have redeemed himself by aiding Aranea with her plan, but nope.

since the deletion of their Twitter

And the deletion of their Tumblr
What's next, the deletion of their Mastodon and BlueSky?

Once...

You want one last reasonable take? Leave. For the love of god find something else and stop trying to compare that something else to Homestuck. The team that makes it doesn't give a shit about it and won't put any effort into it, why the living SHIT are you?

Yeah next time don't be such insufferable cunts. Shoehorning shit like this in will only make the younger crowd resent you and do the opposite of what you want. That's the whole point of young ones. For millenia they have always defied and acted out in independence.

The pendulum swings. Get used to it.

Yeah but she has severe keratoconus, the surgery panels were hard to look at

davekat being so shit and so forced single-handedly turn zoomer men right wing

Factually incorrect. She laments how she constantly senses people have an attraction to her, Jake being one of them.

hussie's femdom fetish is so strong he literally cannot make straight male characters

The team that makes it doesn't give a shit about it and won't put any effort into it

Yeah I can see that and the fandom ate that slop up.

You're acting as if this is a bad thing whats up with that

One good thing it did
I take breaks from drawing caricatures of Tom Cruise to put effort into making the final rot of its last corpse pieces good
Based ipgd

No they fucking didn't. Everyone is fucking GONE. You're sitting in the corpse of god and saying the bacteria's signs of life.

Who said I hated you?

We've reached 800 posts!!!!!!!!
I am Vriska Serket and I approve this message

Is homestuck like Sonic in the fact that people love the fan content more than the actual products?

Wait what

*proceeds to madly make out with you*
MmmmpppphhrrrrmmmmmmSMACK!

Ahhhh~

homestuck is dead and will never matter again except to people now in their 40s

:(

No it's still kicking!
See: This thread!

VIVA LA HOMESTUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uoh...

No it's more like Homestuck where both the fandom and the official content suck and you missed the heyday of it.

anon
Anon Babble is 20 years old and is an old man's home
it's time to go to bed.

Every time I reread homestuck I realise how a new random pair of characters barely talked in the comic but have a strong and consistent relationship in fanon

Nooooo!! I'm young, I'm young!!!

You know, I've consistently posted porn in every homestuck thread for the past 20 threads. Never got banned.
Still a nigga.

You'd get more reactions posting bd tbqhwyf

What do the 6ix 6ixes mean 6ixters?

Araneafag...
You're black?

Can Homestuck be adapted into a show?

FUCK. NO.

Does that make Aranea black by default?

That's not me you're replying to.
And no, i am not.

oh my fucking god get this shit away from me i've seen this kinda of edit 10000000th times

Mental !llness.

Hey dude that's very offensive for people with that sort of thing. Get with the program you retarded nigger.

You're right, we need to be respectful to those with legitimate disorders and focus on the true issues: Homestuckfags.

Become black please its so much cooler

i wanna put her in a chokehold and pin her down

Sooo.... Which Fan adventure is that pic from Anon? Also I whole hearty endorse A Beginner's Guide to the End of the Universe.

Of course there's Edward Cullen.

It's all making fucking sense now.

404 any minute now.
CATHIE... I will find you one day...

How'd I miss this entire thread man fuck

It's a shame the sequel died

prisounebound

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HAHAHAHAHA get rekt loser.
Go make a new thread. Come on, anon, bake!
Then we can keep the good times coming.

It's only getting started, anon, don't worry.

Wanna be in the Pesterchum ring I'm building? Pick one of the 15 free tiles.

Thanks lad!
That's ashame.

I pick AC!

god I love Aradia