Were Airachnid and Sentinel... you know?
Transformers
JACK!
Do transformers even have sex organs? Could you have... you know? With them?
Did they ever give a canonical reason why female transformers are so rare in universe? Like how there was only 1 sister among 13 brothers kinda thing. Women seem more common in Transformers one if you look at the background miners etc.
If you're in one in an alt mode when they transform you get put inside them and can push random buttons to make them feel funny. They say they hate it but only cause they know it's you inside.
how do you modernize the ariealbots? make them all F-16's? Silverbolt can be a Blackbird.
I see TF One is just as much of a cancer as 2014 or so era IDW was in terms of getting all the annoying and wrong tumblr type people obsessed with this brand
Every fandom has their cancer, thing is though is TFO was still a shot a life into the arm for this franchise with some good ideas. Pretty much every series in Transformers, regardless of quality, has at least one or two good ideas worth integrating into the whole
movie is good
still somehow mad at it, because its so good it attracts people from different demographics
some people will never be happy
(Reposting because I didn't see the thread was dying)
Cycles could either refer to months or years. It's been so interchangeable that there's no concrete measurement of time
So 50 cycles could either mean 50 months (4 years) or 50 years. Though going by the severity of things by the time of TFO, we could assume it's been 50 years since the fall of the Primes
However, due to how long a Cybertronian can live for, it could be even longer. A cycle could be a decade. A century even. Considering the condition of the corpses of the slain Primes and how much nature has covered their bodies, not to mention the condition of Alpha Trion, I'd hypothesize that a cycle could probably mean a decade. This would mean that it's been 500 years since the Primes fell
However, let's look at the condition of Cybertron. The Miners have been mining for energon for However many years. And the mines seem to be going dry to a point where there's not much Energon for at the very least Iacon while also paying off the Quintessons debt. If we were to measure 1 cycle = 100 years, then 50 cycles would = 5000 years.
Considering that Cybertronians don't have a conventional method of offspring (Primus+Vector Sigma+Protoforms=Bot), I think we just need to treat females as just another less common CNA (like DNA) strain of the species. We have:
Females (Arcee/Elita)
Beast modes (non organic, not to be confused with Beast Wars/that possible future timeline.)
Triple Changers (Blitzwing)
"Mini-Cons" (Just shorter Cybertronians like Rumble/Frenzy)
Shifters and Oddbots (Shockwave)
Combiners
Big/Titan bots
It all depends on when they were made during Cybertron's history, and what their original purpose was when created. After all Cybertron functions like one giant machine, and bots were cogs in said machine to help maintain Primus's systems
the F-15 and F-16 are kept in service to this day, so they can actually stay
they have been heavily upgraded since the 80s, but still visually identical
you can just add the F-35, F/A-18 super hornet, or the eurofighter typhoon to replace the older looking aerialbots
silverbolt was a concord, which had some serious mass-shifting since a concord was designed to seat 100 people and he should have towered over everyone else
though he could turn into something like an osprey to keep size with the others
Primes
Found the dubfag
How does the rest of the galactic community view or interact with Cybertronians since they're now an endangered species running wild across the stars since their home planet is now a barren husk? Are Energon and Cybertronian metal a rare resource sought after by other races? Is Cybertronian technology prized? Are they poorly treated and feared because they think the Cybertronian war will have negative impacts on their way of life too?
Also we need more stories with Quintessons, The Vok, and of course Skuxxoid.
The galactic community in the IDW continuity despised the Cybertronians and became notable for being one of the few species blacklisted from the galactic council because they only thing they were known for was their millennia long civil war and the fact that every planet they touch would end up being involved in said civil war.
Nah, I don’t see it
Sentinel goes for long self aggrandizing sex with fans. Probably multiple at once
Airachnid occasionally drags off a poor vehicon that she quickly and violently clangs to pieces when she feels the need
We're going to do things that have NEVER been done before to you.
I think that might have been the pettiest geewun shit I have ever seen
I love the toy of this.
I have yet to see a good human/female Soundwave.
But more to your point, I'd like to see that explored more. Which I guess technically Void Rivals is doing that, but we've yet to see how it really ties in. All Quintessons manipulating/enslaving early Cybertronians into thinking that they were Quintesson creations is the best background. Though I don't know how Quintis Prime factors into this. Their history is messy
Me Grimlock worth more than used car
sombody draw sentinel flexing in the mirror as he's fucking, patrick bateman style
I have yet to see a good human/female Soundwave
I'm particularly a fan of this one
she replaced her cassettes with bakugans?
Yes. Every second they were offscreen it was happening.
i mean...
I can't begin to imagine what Skylynx was meant for, but it must have been GLORIOUS!
It's unfortunate but the good news is that the future of the franchise in film is forever predicated on an international audience that will never let that shit fly. The bad news is that Hasbro is retarded doesn't extend the same courtesy to TV or supplementary material, which is why this franchise isn't doing as well as it should until they realize what's good for them and ditch that shit.
That's what happens when most of the push comes from the one place containing all the biggest faggots in this community, I don't let it get to me though, I'd still argue IDW hurt the franchise a lot more by giving those cunts fap material they could only wish of getting officially 5 years prior to it
Which one?
Skylynx shouldn't even exist. Japan just bought the rights to a robot toy and said "fuck it, he's a Transformer". Headcanon says he's a freak of nature or a science experiment
Depends on the continuity, Cybertronian weaponry and mercenaries are universally banned by every single council that exists within the galaxy by virtue of just being too damned powerful.
You need to understand, Cybertronians have existed since time began, and they already started out with technology comparable to a Type 3 Civilization on the Kardashev scale at the very minimum.
Preposterous, next you're going to tell me that Omega Supreme doesn't make sense.
(you) get to pick ONE character to appear in the next live action movie
explain who and why
Kino
Soundwave is the worst Decepticon
Shut up, Blaster
Sam Witwicky to see if Shia is desperate enough for another check
Strongarm
Luv Strongarm
Isn't he a Catholic Deacon now? Bro gave up checks at ordination.
ALL
TALK
NO
SHOCK
Sentinel 100% strikes me as a femdom enjoyer. Common among men in positions of power
look it up
Holy shit you're right kek
Good for him, I guess. Won't save him from legal trouble but whatever works for him.
What legal trouble, if I may ask? If Shia takes a vow of poverty, then any financial legal troubles are rendered null and void - he has chosen to become Church property, so any legal troubles they have with him need to be taken against the monolith that is the Roman Catholic Church.
been obsessed with reading tfw2005 threads for modernized alt modes. Its an addiction.
did people dressed like this in 2005
Duh, obviously. Everybody did back then. You weren't there? Go back to skibidi toilet, anon.
I refer to cars with "male" pronouns because of Transformers.
you end everyone from the latin language family tree
I liked the dark matrix or whatever it was in the bayverse movies.
Megatronus.
Because fuck it I want to see what's basically an evil god fighting shit.
He already was in Revenge of The Fallen.
I guess, but I was kinda hoping for one that wasn't handled by Bay, you know?
Come to think of it though, I'd like more of the primes in general, they're often really cool.
junkions in general. I just think their Mad Max vibe would look cool in live action
Come to think of it though, I'd like more of the primes in general, they're often really cool.
Yeah maybe like in the form of an epic dramatic stageplay, if you get what I mean.
I'm personally working on a fanfic based off the lives of the Thirteen, written in Biblical language.
Hope you have fun writing it man, and that you get plenty of readers.
All the cool kids popped their collars, that's common knowledge.
Wheelie. Because I want to see how much fucking worse current year big screen Transformers can make the little fucker.
That's just a monkey paw, after I think about someone I would immediately have a thought how they'll fuck him up in live action movie.
I appreciate it anon. I'm a Christian and I read the Bible daily so I figured I could combine my faith and hobby into something fun. Just gotta figure out how to use the language.
I thought any bot could be a combiner?
I wonder hypothetically if TFO had a threequel after a sequel with the cybertron war causing the transformers to come to earth would earth and the humans be live action or would they be animated? And would the humans be the ones from G1 or would they do something different?
Kind of feel bad for soundwave, he's megatron's most loyal commander but everyone only talks about starscream. Which is weird that starscream can take over when shock wave and soundwave are right there.
That sounds rad, anon. Would love to read at some point. I very much relate. Definitely a bad one considering the (Horny) shit I've posted in these threads lmao, but still.
Might just be me but it feels like a not insignificant chunk of the fandom is either /somewhat/ devout or very gay. I think the themes of "transformation" in the franchise mean very different things to different people, which is hilarious honestly.
Which is weird that starscream can take over when shock wave and soundwave are right there.
You misunderstand Megatron's mindset then. Starscream is ambitious enough to keep the Decepticons on track, and that's it. Soundwave is too passive to lead, and Shockwave is only leader when the Decepticons are on the defense.
Basically, if Soundwave is leading, things have gone south and the only way to play is safe and passive. Stealth guerilla missions here, spy missions there.
Definitely a bad one considering the (Horny) shit I've posted in these threads lmao, but still.
We're all bad Christians. We're saved not by our performance but our savior. But I won't go into Pastor mode here, this is a Transformers thread.
But yeah, the good thing about Transformers is the amount of people that it can bring together.
Dinobot solely cause I want him to survive for once
I hope that they could animate something like the final of Fall of Cybertron with autobots and decepticons leaving Cybertron on their ships.
Beachcomber my beloved.
Omega Supreme totally does though
Don't have to, I just find it fascinating. Like even in the interviews for One, I think Cooley likened it to almost a "messy breakup" while the producer Lorenzo saw the story of Cain and Abel in it which is honestly much more of a powerful read of it than I was expecting from that guy. I hope more stories from people who see it in that kind of vein get to work on the franchise, not even because of any of my beliefs feeding into it, it just feels a lot more weighty and powerful when you the stakes and scale feel so tangible.
That scene when Orion, Elita, D, and Bee are walking through where the Primes died, for instance. Seeing essentially your fallen gods lie lifeless before you, what raw emotions pulse through your mind putting yourself in their shoes of how you'd feel in the aftermath of absorbing that information. That's why Optimus taking on the mantle feels so powerful to me, D took the easy route. The amount of people I've seen agree with him online feels like that's pretty easy to prove. But it makes Optimus taking the high road even after the pain of the truth feel that much more potent. What a movie.
I'm getting too emotional about a toy commercial lmao
Starscream as the rat bastard he is.
Bring this bot design back and rename her Jumpstart
But they already have two ambulance guys.
If sentinel is mrbeast, who is Logan Paul and KSI?
I imagine Cybertronians are seen like giant powerful retards.
Airachnid and Darkwing
I'm getting too emotional about a toy commercial lmao
Yeah, that's how it goes in these parts. I just want toys of the Thirteen Primes already heh.
Bet you their parts and energon go for a fortune on the black market though. They wont risk confrontation, kidnapping, or direct contact for trade, BUT.....I bet the missing dead on some barren world/moon is a lucky salvage find
I refer to ships as a “she”.
You can just say you’re a spic
Megatronus
Voiced by Frank Welker.
Sixshot. I don't need a reason
the humans be live action or would they be animated
What a dumb question, they'd obviously be animated.
While I'll be the first to admit that the live-action movies have been overall a positive for the franchise, I kinda fucking hate how they've become the first thing most people think of when someone says Transformers. Transformers started animated, and that's how they work best, we don't fucking need live-action bullshit, and it'd make no fucking sense to follow up an animated movie like One with a live-action one.
Would be sweet
Meds now
How is he so cool bros? Can any Decepticon besides Megs even compete?
Without a doubt