Homestuck Beyond Canon Upd8
I wonder if there are any explosions or compelling stories of a random character being brought to justice
I'll never forgive Hussie for taking this away from me.
2+ month hiatus
Kek
Hope it never comes back
13 Page Update
I was off by 2 lmao damn.
Should I give this a chance? Its such a mess and I seem legit better revivals from fans. But I never made part of the homestuck era of dementia. I feel like I'm kinda missing it out by not following this garbage fire too.
I know roughly what it happens because people spoiled it a lot, but otherwise I'm not sure how cynical they were.
this particular update is threatening to make things better from here on out, cash in now
Just do it, it isn't too much to catch up now.
If you got free time, read it abit
Pre-James roach spic Era HS^2 is super trashy so be warned
if psycholonials was good then z would have had steamy sex with joculine
Okay who on the team has a fetish for headshots this is like the 3rd time already.
Not as hot as decapitation
Jade Harley stay dead for being an infidel faggot.
Jade is nice in her old days
Harry in update
I guess I'll read this one, has anything happened since the last time the epilogue kids were relevant
UPDATE
APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
SO FUCK 'EM
gC Satyr or Squiddle
anon we had an 800 page thread today
Link
A Highly convenient one too...JK I know it's 11/11
dear vrissy and harry
yiffy left
not even 6 words and I already feel lightheaded, what the fuck are those names. I can't comprehend how Hussie scorched the earth so thoroughly.
Vriska decided to touch the singularity at the center of the black hole the Candyverse is stuck in. Instead of giving her god powers it instantly killed and spaghettified her, sucking her into it and sending her straight to Hell. Alt-Callie essentially called her a retard for being dumb enough to do this.
In Hell she met all the dead Sprites, who are hanging out at her hive. There she was forced to undergo a Groundhog Day loop to address all the baggage in her life, with the Sprites acting as her advisor. She made peace with depictions of Tavros, Aradia, John, her lusus, Karkat, etc. She failed to overcome Doc Scratch's mental torture, then eventually surpassed it. The final challenge was to accept and make peace with the pre-retcon Vriska that she once insulted at length in Homestuck, who is also here in Hell. She failed to do that.
After that back in reality Jake tried to kill Jane, but she survived, beat him half to death, then ejected him out of her ship. Both sides in the war are ready and willing to kill each other.
Also Vriska kept looking for Terezi in Hell but didn't once find her. The implication is because Terezi let Vriska go there's no baggage anymore.
lame
aradia should've beat her ass again
Two consecutive homestuck threads were so fucking back!
Fish booba.
Hell yeah, /hsg/ is making a comeback
God DAMN i want to VIOLATE this rancid sheltered BIMBO with my curmudgeonly human COCK
porpoise booba anon fish dont have boobies dolphins do they also have grey skin
Happy.
Alien.
Princess.
Big titty.
Muh DICK.
Have anymore?
could she be /ourgirl/ ?
No
This is now a prisounebound thread. Post cute PB girls
/hsg/
Yea nah youre new
One can dream faggot
Has a series ever fallen off harder than HS?
Now that there aren't frequent upd8s to discuss it'd turn into unrelated personal blogging in record time
/hsg/ is making a comeback
not enough eri
She might just let you she's obviously into internet hermits. She got with sollux, who I'm surprised isn't more of a Anon Babble anon stand in.
we can't relate to him because the people around him like him
sollux is Anon Babble and a bit of Anon Babble, the type that talks shit about comic nerds
I mean shouldn't we strive/believe we are the same, even if it's delusion?
I'm on both of those and I am a comic nerd?
God I want to get a hornjob from a troll girl.
Anyways see you guys in 6 months when this comic comes out of hiatus.
Or gets cancelled.
Good fucking luck James
With any luck it'll die again before they add June.
anyone have the rest of this profile image?
Yeah. She's cute!
She is based for speaking up for Christains in the middle east but also she’s a Tumblrina so ehhhhhhhh no.
gavageCunctation is quite a combination of words. A delay, force-fed? Checks out. Took me a minute to get their bomb quirk, though not why it would start at any particular length or time or anything (nor why it went all the way down and then restarted later, without a resulting explosion the first time). (Maybe their chat client runs on some version of ~ath.)
Interesting to mention a buccal mass. That's mouth or cheek tissue, if I recall? We might get some actually vaguely alien-looking aliens for once.
Seems their version of their chat client is basically just discord. I'm sure someone is trying to be really clever to find a name that includes neg in it (also, negging, in this, the year 2024?).
I'd thought that 108 was our current arc number, but this was 801 minutes ago. What it might mean, it's hard to say.
To roll back a little bit, the design for the notary seal on Tavvy's letter is good. Nice touch to have a fork on the end of the C. Who let him become a notary? Good to see the "You're Welcome" part of it, though.
Suppose we'll have to see what's what in a couple of months.
Everyone left who likes this is a tumblrina or a troon.
Which is funnier a funnier theme name for deep sea homestuck/kirby mash-up wankery?
"Aubysstic" or "Aubysmal"
Depends on whether you want it to come across as bad or just something you've autistically worked on.
What's the concept?
The ocean levels from Kirby canvas curse with the graffiti replaced by Homestuck elements
I don't dislike it, so I'll go for Aubysstic
Huh. Of the Kirby games, that's probably one of the few I haven't played. Are you just playing with the aesthetic of it, or what?
Yiffy is so stupid its brilliant
Inflicting hsg with self-indulgent image changes has become a hobby of mine
Absolutely fair. Do you have anything else you've cooked up for this aesthetic?
Jade has now been shot in the fucking face.
At least it's clearly not just and almost certainly not heroic to be clapped by a sniper shot from the bushes.
It's just one more humiliation to the endless pile.
what the fuck are those names
Rose and Kanaya adopted a trollgrub that had Vriska's horns and so named her Vriska in honor of their fallen friend they thought died fighting Lord English. When Vriska later arrived on Earth she became known as (Vriska) because there already was a Vriska there. When James Roach took over he made Vriska unhappy with meeting her namesake and insisted on being called "Vrissy" instead, letting (Vriska) become Vriska again.
Harry is John and Roxy's kid. Full name Harry Anderson Egbert.
Yiffy is an abomination that Hussie mandated to exist. Full name Yiffany.
Jane shot in head
Jade shot in head
Wow the two characters the writers transparently hate are the ones that get shot, shocking
Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley
Not yet, but I think I'll do a companion spacey version for the trolls afterwards to make it a set of two
last month I went with a minimalistic/parody HS theme
Rose jobs all the time too, I thought
The only good thing Jade has been given by the writers is she got to clap Rose's cheeks
Now, now, if we're going to show off how ridiculous the concept of Yiffy is, you have to give her actual full name: Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley. One of two things Hussie apparently mandated be kept. I have a suspicion her name will be changed or she will change it at some point, though. My thought is breaking whatever nameplate is used when she gets a proper Act 1-style introduction page (since James is on record as liking early Homestuck the best).
Though it seems that she's off to make a name for herself (so to speak), given what Tavvy wrote.
Okay, but that's sick, Anon. You clearly put some work in on that.
Though she gets gutshot instead, I suppose