My panda my choice, MAWM!

Yeah, it was pretty bad. Panda in this context is just a euphemism for pussy right?

This has to be the first movie where the whole "Parent hate" that parents have been decrying in Disney movies for a whole is actually true.
Are you actually going to tell me that a sane mother would break into school and loudly disrupt a class to hand her teenage daughter tampons in front of everybody? The fuck?

Only when she was a teenager.

Has a very limited theatrical run because of covid

Bombs in box office

Funny how that works.

doesn't make back its money on merch or streaming

Funny how that works.

Gets re-released after covid

Bombs harder

Can't blame covid on that one

An immigrant Asian mother who doesn’t know western social cues ….YES.

For AMDO

Because everybody already watched it on streaming.

made for BWC

correct

Panda in this context is just a euphemism for pussy right?

100% just because a team of women wrote and directed it.
But also:
They sell pictures and viewings of her "panda" for money for a shitty boy band concert.

you rikee buy chinee girr?

Ming Lee is canonically racist towards white people

Is she gonna call me a whiteboy?

And yet it worked, even Red states like Arizona are making sure baby killing is a state constitutional right.

Yes gweilo

She’ll let her son-in-law be black though.

Asian mothers would 100% cover their ears and yell "RARARARARARARA" if her daughter said she had her period.

no Turning Red shorts

It's not fair.

I liked the movie...

let's make a reference to ABORTION in our children's movie

These corporations won't even allow women with big breasts to exist anymore in my adult video games yet they allow divisive political topics like this in kid's movies?

Look at OP the mom is flat as a fucking board. But you know let's put references to abortion and fill our movies with lesbians and gay shit and do a bunch of divisive shit that will actively lose our movie money.

At least The Incredibles 2 had the decency to keep Mrs Incredibles huge ass.

Damn, you're right. It is stupid that people used a creative medium of self-expressing to tell their own stories, reframed through a wider and fantasy lens, rather than just making new [Product] with mass appeal for you to [Consume].

What if their own stories are boring and I'd just rather read yet another Winston Churchill biography instead?

That just makes it hotter

I don't get how it's even possible to have rule34 of her, she's hideous. Only the Big Mouth characters are more ugly

Asian parents are known for being extremely embarrassing

yeah the movie sucked but pedophiles liked it

another win for disney and turning red chads

The whole thing is just a gender flipped teen wolf.

So are you saying the creator of Turning Red didn't care about 9/11 IRL?!

Dude there is rule 34 of Home Movies.

Same with Lightyear, but they missed Spider Verse and Barbie

Dreamworks won in 2022
Illumination won in 2023
Pixar-Disneyrannies were coping and seething so hard those two years.

It's a mixed metaphor for puberty, menstruation, and also literal chinese magic panda powers, which are also a metaphor for women being overly emotional and wanting to protect their children.

Vapid, narcissistic people believe that "telling their story" is inherently valuable and deserving of attention, without realizing that "their story" still needs to be interesting and have something of value to say. Wasting the time and effort of an entire studio to tell a self-obsessed, masturbatory story about menstruation is deserving of criticism and scorn, especially because it was absolutely meant to be a consoomer friendly product that was intended to move merch and make Disney lots of money.

No? Her transformation represents how Asians are still, in 2024, treated as strange and "exotic." Why do you guys think that everything is about sex? This is almost as dumb a take as you morons interpreting Joker being raped just because they said to take his rags (villain costume dumbshits) off.

Ever since I saw that poster, I realized that Gwen fucks Miles with her girlpenis every night.

I liked it

Pixar decided to collaborate with GrubHub to produce this movie.