I don't hate mordecai

I don't hate mordecai

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but hes a simp

Every time I see those birds I can't help but let out a "WOOOOOOH"

and you're a virgin

nuh uh

Mordecai wash your cloaca or you're fired

Does Gorillaz really do that?

I know the point of his character is to be a funny screwup in his early 20's so I find him enjoyable. It gets on my nerves how no one else really gets the vibe of this series anymore. It's just bros fucking around being retarded.

Regular show was cringe, same as that trash adventure time you pathetic zoomer

I like Margaret. She's so hot.

Who would win a fight, Mordecai or Venom emerging from a tennis ball?

MORDECAI AND RIGBY, POST POLITICAL BAIT OR YOU'RE FIRED!

nah it’s all just morbid jokes (i think)

regular show died with dignity, you cuck

Regular show is a gen x cartoon at heart

They'd be like "dude this is going to be hilarious" only to immediately argue between themselves when they realize they can't come up with bait because they ended up having different political beliefs. Mordecai would call Rigby out for how they used to agree on politics but Rigby would tell him Eileen helped him see the light on Kamala.

i would fuck fem rigby

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I've slowly grown to hate just about every main Regular Show character. Started with Thomas cause he's pointless as a character, then one by one every character besides someone unimportant like High Five Ghost.

High five ghost is a saint and a total bro.

I don't think she's a cardinal.

Millennials adore Regular Show too

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every masculoid is a simp

well what is she then?

fem

Coward.

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Regular show was cringe, same as that trash adventure time you pathetic zoomer

Gee, who could be hiding behind a post like this?

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I want to suck Mordecai's cock while he whines about not being a homo

You go back to 2012 and Anon Babble was worshipping the 3 CN shows and talking about Flapjack and Chowder as "the good old days", now half of the board thinks Ren & Stimpy was when cartoons went to shit. It's like everyone born after 1970 left.

Yeah, but fun stuff happens when he is around with Rigby

Yeah, we know most people's tastes are worse the older """"WE"""" get. Zoomers and Alphas shitpost on Xhitter and TikToK. $chan is literally for Boomers who unironically think Trump is a great President.

Still would. Male or female, still has to shit from somewhere.
A hole is a hole. A dick has no eyes.

She is actually a Robin.

You know who DOES hate Mordecai?

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lol okay rigby

ewww

I’m ngl Regular Show has become my comfort show ever since I became a wagie at a grocery store

How's your boss treatin ya?

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Finally, these guys can stop searching.

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you know who else is already taken?

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Chudsaw Man

Based

Go back to your Mao Mao or Bojack Horseman you fuck nugget

MORDECAI AND RIGBY, IF YOU TWO SLACKERS DON'T FINISH CLEANING UP THIS BOARD BY SUNDOWN, YOU'RE FIRED!

Because you ARE Mordecai, dipshit.

I thought this was BlueJay who makes funny videos about history.