How To Train Your Dragon

Here's your live action slop

Astrid is black in this, right?

black vikings

Guys they prefer to be called Vikangs

blacked

I hope Toothless is as cute as the original.

portraying barbarians that pillaged and raided all of civilized European society as black

wtf why would Dreamworks do this?

oh god this is ruffnut

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you know why

tuffnut has AIDs OH NO

shit Snotlout might have AIDs too, or be catching it soon

And Jazz Jennings as Fishlegs? God damn.

that character actually looks fitting

Your Astrid is part Zimbabwean

They just couldn't help themselves, could they?

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well at least astrid wasnt ginger, then shed certainly be a lot more of a darker shade.

Not this guy again
His first and last chance was GvK for me

I love HTTYD to death but live action remakes of animated movies bore me to tears. Why do they make so much money?

So I've slept on this whole IP the whole time.
Is it still worth my time to get into or is this live action garbage more like the killing blow to a struggling franchise?

the dragon looks good

I came in here expecting a complete casting disaster and somehow it's not? Just a small disaster with the Astrid casting? What timeline is this? They actually picked people who could look the part of stocky vikings

Awful bait.

The movies won’t stop being good if you liked them just because something new and gay comes along
And also yes, there’s discussion to be had about the other parts but the first movie gets an unambiguous recommend from myself

I kinda agree with him, beyond the black injection I really only take issue with the twins being distinctly un-twinly

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still trying to hook off failed bait

Just sad.

Bruh, this dude -> looks like a Mexican

Theme park opens next year.

Face shape matches the cartoon.

I’m assuming all these kids are the spawn of the producers or something?

They play in Minnesota

cool, i like black viking metal.

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Now respond to the point

Viknigs

Vikangs.

Remember Eragon?

Only film I ever tried to walk out of.

Toothless if he real

literally just the original movie model with a new texture and lighting

I hate this shit so much. Not specifically the stuff I mentioned, but this entire live action remake business. I can't even blame the corporations that do it because I expect corporations to be soulless and chase money. I blame the people who actually pay money to see the films they loved from their childhood, but worse in every single way.

tried

parents stop you?

I blame the people who actually pay money to see the films they loved from their childhood, but worse in every single way.

That’s only half of it. The other half is the parents/adults that think a live action movie will be more mature and cater more to their tastes, even if it’s a shot for shot remake of the animated one. They’re the ones that never saw the original and only give the live actions any attention.

This person has the roundest head I've ever seen, goddamn. Like a pumpkin.

The worst part of this to me at least, is it's literally looking to be just a live action version of the animated movie instead of a new adaptation of the book that takes it in another different direction. It's literally fucking pointless.

parents stop you?

The friends I went to see it with. We would've been around 15/16 when it came out.