Dad, no! Elon Musk is the world's greatest living inventor!

Dad, no! Elon Musk is the world's greatest living inventor!

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I'm smart so take my word as gospel.

most educated ("smart") people tend to be libs

Elon is not smart because if he was smart he would've been a lib

ok

Enol is so cool, he like real life Ironman

you missed the "possibly"

So when did everyone turned against him?

Because he's not far left.

This

Elon works in zero fields that harm my existence.

us government

He bought Twitter, killed the existing verification system, and reduced the number of bans.
A high number of blue check marks are miserable people who only got happiness from trying to bait people into discussions where they can have the moral high ground and then reporting everyone who called them retarded.

Thank God for Elon Musk and his shitpost memes. X is the home for free speech.

When his son trooned out and he reacted to it like any other reasonable parent.

Nah, it was before that.
People had been making video essays on the hyperloop not working out and he had had some childish tantrums on social media like calling that one guy a pedophile.
I swear he'd also explicitly aligned himself with the right already, though I don't remember how.

I swear he'd also explicitly aligned himself with the right already, though I don't remember how.

I don't remember that specifically, but I remember the time he pointed out that there was a media cabal and everyone responded by calling him anti semetic.

I'm, like, 80% sure this is the real reason he bought Twitter.

It was literally the pedophile rant that was the exact moment people started to turn against him. I'm surprised is seems so forgotten now, it came completely out of nowhere.

If history is still being taught in the future, the next 4 years will go down as some of the most pathetic in human history.

I've always disliked him and could tell the only reason he had any good will was because of his PR team. people finally found out he was the poster boy for apartheid rather than IRL Iron Man
Also, he paid 44 billion dollars so people would think he's cool. You can't buy cool

I don't remember this at all. Link?

People already (erroneously) thought he was cool. Now he's just ruining that image because it costs nothing to be uncool.

It seems to have been taken down by him, but there are a fuckload of news articles from 2018 referencing it. Here's the first one I pulled up on google.

theguardian.com/technology/2018/jul/15/elon-musk-british-diver-thai-cave-rescue-pedo-twitter

The chief executive of the tech giant Tesla offered to assist the rescue mission by providing a submarine. The request was turned down. Musk lashed out on Sunday, saying he would make a video proving that his “mini-sub” would have been successful and adding: “Sorry pedo guy, you really did ask for it.”

Nobody ever thought he was cool except his most deluded fanboys. MAGA loves him for now, but I think that will change once they realize DOGE is just the fucking Gestapo

Nobody ever thought he was cool

Were you not alive ten years ago, when he was the electric-car, private-space-agency, Real Life Iron Man™ guy?

MAGA loves him for now, but I think that will change once they realize DOGE is just the fucking Gestapo

They'll hate him for giving them what they want?

He basically is at this point. NASA destroyed themselves with red tape and dei middle management and their retarded cowardly shuttle addiction, and now they're nothing but a lightweight nostalgia-service for the government to launder money through while inventing nothing.
NASA should have been the ones to invent a rocket that can survive reentry, but because they sold out it's now Elon who did it. Expect the first manned mission to Mars being one of his too, while NASA are very busy taking photos of single moms and joggers wearing spacesuits they will never need and using the SLS as a job placement program that doesn't do anything

This reads like a top comment from reddit.
When are you going to accept that the last 12 years have already been a pathetic shit show to begin with?

the last 12 years have already been a pathetic shit show

And the next four will be more so.

the American media seems tailor-made to turn rich assholes into heroes.

watch them pump up Jake and Logan Paul until one of them becomes president.

has there been a Simpsons episode with those two yet? what about Mr Beast?

It'll be a great time for people who aren't retarded sheep (you) and realized the system was broken long ago.

people who aren't retarded sheep

Know that whoever "wins" the "election" is just a puppet for the System while all of their opposition is utterly controlled, yes.

sure thing bro. that's why even today you get thousands of votes of election fraud just to pass single senators. Because "controlled opposition", they totally aren't opposing factions at all

thousands of votes of election fraud

Are "exposed" to make you think non-fraudulent votes exist and are even counted, yes.

Yes there was a time when the left loved Musk and the right hated him. But times change

And the next four will be more so.

You realize Trump has been president once already, right?
I have no clue what you're expecting or think that is going to happen that's going to be more pathetic than that, combined with the stupid #blm shit, combined with covid.

Europeans still getting arrested over Tweets

Guaranteed to do the same in the US once Trump’s “Antisemitism Law” (AKA don’t criticize Israel or the IDF) goes through

But muh free speech

You realize Trump has been president once already, right?

Yes and I expected this one to be even worse

selecting someone with deep ties to the oil industry to be in charge of the EPA

SO when well he and trump fall out?

I'm guessing when he cuts something important, and Trump blames him, This leads to him trying to rebrand himself as far left.

Trump has been president once already

Thank you for proving my point.

I have no clue what you're expecting

More of the same, while the unironic cultists with goldfish memory bleat about how amazing every step he takes is, while giving him infinite patience with the upcoming totally-not-engineered-guys recession.

I've been against him ever since he called the guy who saved those trapped kids a pedophile out of nowhere.

Nobody ever thought he was cool except his most deluded fanboys.

Some people clearly do since The Simpsons made an episode including him and praising him.
youtu.be/YLU0Qp4sOiQ?si=ty1VhxY0CNmIr_Er

when well he and trump fall out?

Why would two Babylon puppets ever "fall out" publicly?

Usually people close to dictators end up trying to stab them in the back

Offers to save kids not out of altruism

but to show off (advertise) his shiny new self-made underwater tot

Throws a tantrum when he gets told no

What a manchild.

selecting someone with deep ties to the oil industry to be in charge of the EPA

The EPA should be destroyed anyway, should have never been started. One government agency that should be axed with no questions asked.

Im excited to see what happens when RFK tries to ban the food Trump has sustained himself on for the last 50 years.
Also, does anyone else remember the temper tantrums they were throwing on Fox News when Michelle Obama tried to make changes to food and health?

I don't know anyone outside Vanity Fair Magazine who has ever taken Michelle Obama seriously, but...

He's head of the US's new Department Of Government Efficiency(DOGE)

All RFK is going to do is remove the chemicals that is in the food and have it be in line to what McDonalds is in Europe and Japan who already banned those ingredients decades ago.

If you're lucky they might be forced to switch back to frying with beef tallow for their fries, nuggets and pies because of RFK.

Because the left hates Musk. He was their Space Jesus until
He opposed COVID restrictions
Moved Telsa out of California to Texas
Moved his own personal residence from California to Texas
Started appearing on the Chud Rogan podcast
Joined President Trump's industry advisory board
And his biggest crime of all: he purchased Twitter, the most effective propaganda arm of the globalists, and allowed it to be used against the left (and the right but they don't care about that part)
All of this is why he's seen as the enemy of the left. No Democrat wants to upset their base by being associated with a traitor against the one true ideology.
Beyond that leftist stuff, there's also many in industry that are mad at him for creating a competitor in space flight and automobiles. He's upset the gravy trains they had going on. Many wealthy people have lost huge amounts of money shorting Tesla, which ended up going up in value, causing them to lose covering those shorts. But they keep trying to get their money back by doubling down on more shorts and getting fucked each time. They need the Musk empire to fail so they can undo their mistakes going up against him

People hate him because he called a hero a pedophile, in response to his child death tube being called a stupid waste of time.

I haven't touched fast food since COVID, but those chemicals are what makes it taste good and borderline addictive.
Trump won't be happy when his big macs don't hit the same.

The FDA should be dismantled too.

exists because Theodore Roosevelt read a socialist's retarded propaganda screed about people being chopped up in sausages

people close to dictators

So anyone close to any President that has ever been "elected."

Thank you for proving my point.

Thank you for missing mine, you haven't done anything to establish why you think the next 4 years will be unique.

you haven't done anything to establish why you think the next 4 years will be unique

See the part about the upcoming totally-not-engineered-guys recession.

MSG isn't going anywhere, it's more stuff like this that is getting changed so they can continued getting sold.
youtube.com/watch?v=09oxNQkMmAk

Enjoy your acid rain

We already had that. It was covid.

I dislike mascara man, wormbrain man, and exploding car man more than I do orange man, to be quite desu.

So when is he going to reregulate nitrous oxide, withhold Federal funding from "weed-legal" states, ban recreational caffeine and nicotine, and repeal the 21st amendment.

Thanks, EPA. You're an inspiration to us all.

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You're right, we should have no standards at all for companies, surely they'll clean things up and not poison towns if we leave them alone.

And this time, it won't be a p(l)andemic, just "market forces" like in 2008.

You're implying the EPA had anything to do with that derailment?

Government does something abhorrent

BUT THE CORPERATIONS OH I GUESS WE'LL GIVE THEM A PASS THEN

You either have some boots to lick, strawmen to build or hurricane victims to leave for dead because they vote wrong

Government does something abhorrent

You mean starting the fire? The company did that without proper approval

The turning point seemed to be when he got involved with those kids who were trapped in a flooded cave. He made a "submarine" that was really just a capsule that was too big to fit through the cave, then got mad when the rescue crew told him they didn't want to use it. Then he responded by calling one of the rescuers a pedophile, and that's when things really went downhill for him.

then got mad when the rescue crew told him they didn't want to use it

You forget the most important detail, they didn't want to use it because it couldn't be used in that environment.

No other president has said they were going to be a dictator

but that was a joke

You're a retard if you're that naive

No other president has said they were going to be a dictator

Right, because none of them were that honest.

remembers hyperloop

remembers mars colony by 2050

remembers that mars is a planet with no magnetosphere

remembers cybertruck

remembers cyber semi

remembers his phony-ass remote control robots while people ignore Boston dynamics that’s doing real shit

Remembers that most of the shit he talks about doing is vaporware or takes way longer than he says it will.

Elon is not smart because if he were smart he wouldn’t say most of the dumbshit that he says or be wrong so often. Ol South African knock-off great value Steve Jobs. The people that he hires are smart. He is not.

The worst part about him being a rightwinger is that peopke will just accuse me of thinking he’s shit now because he’s a rightwinger when I’ve viewed him as shit back when people were glazing his balls and acting like he’s real life Tony stark because he bought his way into Tesla and makes unsafe feeling electric cars.

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No, I mentioned that it was too big to fit through the cave.

I really hate this trifecta of being leftist=smart=good, specially because of all those useless majors and years wasted at college campuses.

Revealed his true colors as a horrible person

RFK is pro-weed and pro magic mushrooms

So it's another cuck administration.

No other president surrounded themselves with sycophants and loyalists like he does. Matt Gaetz thinks the government should be partisan and Trump is giving him the highest legal position in the world.
He will be allowed to get away with murder

Elon invented Paypal, what have you done?

Trump won't be happy when his big macs don't hit the same

Big Macs will taste better when they stop containing F quality beef.

He didn’t invent PayPal. He made X, PayPal acquired X from him and threw every line of code that he wrote in the trash.

Releasing people from prison for smoking a plant or eating a mushroom is the opposite of "cucked" my retarded friend

he was the poster boy for apartheid

I thought it was the Christians who were supposed to believe in all this 'sins of the father' type shit.

No other president surrounded themselves with sycophants and loyalists

Because they didn't need to. Trump is trying to play up being an "outsider" by installing other controlled-opposition Babylon puppets, because he himself is one, just like he was in 2016 when they appointed him to approve their Order 66 bioweapon set to release after 2020.

As opposed to IDK, Kamala Harris locking up about 20,000 people for trivial weed offenses.

Elon isn't even an inventor. He just pays other people to do the work for him.

"F quality beef" isn't a thing
That's a literal who writing a "report card" for fast food chains and giving them a failing grade for using beef from cows treated with antibiotics. Which is bad because it contributes to the global overuse of antibiotics and creation of resistant superbacteria strains, but doesn't actually mean the meat is lower quality for it.

Releasing people from prison [...] is the opposite of "cucked"

No, it's being cucked to the societal rot of drug "culture" that the ambitiously-named War on Drugs was made to combat. It just proves that he has no actual care for the health of the nation besides what's already comfortably mainstream, otherwise he would urge a repeal of the 21st amendment.

trivial weed offenses

No such thing.

the American media seems tailor-made to turn rich assholes into heroes.

The media is owned by the rich. I remember there was a news publication that posted an article defending billionaires. Then people checked who owned them and of course it was a billionaire.

Correction, confinity acquired X from musk in a merger and they threw away every line of code musk wrote because it was trash. PayPal was a service that belonged to confinity. Musk was the ceo of x.com and confinity, the owner of x.com fired musk. Confinity eventually became paypal and it was bought by eBay.

Look what they did to my boy five guys…

Elons a retard who left a paper-trail of all the dumb shit he's ever done from when he called that guy a pedo to when he bought Twitter and renamed it "X" effectively undoing the brand recognition it had going for years, his weird relationship with Grimes and the stupid name they gave their kid or his constant denial that he's totally a self-made man and not a guy who was raised off emerald blood money or when people found out he was stealing jokes from other people so he'd look funny which helped cultivate the annoying dicksucking fanbase of his that still holds out hope that he gives them another payout like he did with D.O.G.E and then him not giving a shit about most of his kids despite wanting to make more and more
He'd have been better off if he didn't insist on trying to look like the cool intelligent hero. Zuckerberg also has a paper-trail of awful shit that he's done but at least he has the PR team necessary to make him look good now after years of being called a robotic lizardman

anon there are already bird flu cases being reported in the US and our new health services leader doesn't believe in vaccines or sunscreen and eats roadkill

He's an idiot for other reasons.

Didn’t a worm eat oart if his brain because he ate a lot of raw meat?

people always ask why the left turned on elon musk but it's even more funny that the right turned on him and accepted him with open arms as soon as he adopted their values

wow I can't believe you guys stopped liking him when he changed his values

yes I started to like him when he changed his values why do you ask

They don't actually like him, they just like how he makes people mad. Dude is a retard and a super scummy person.

Silly anon, didn't you learn?
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
Bet you won't be able to tell the difference between these 4 years and the last outside of personal changes.

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He thinks he's one of us. That is why Musk sucks

Bet you won't be able to tell the difference between these 4 years and the last

The upcoming "market forces" recession is going to be notable to everyone.

not if you're rich

So yeah, everyone.

Elon is a major cuck and clown. Trump doesn't even like him. He's just giving him an unpaid fake job with a stupid meme name, so that he'll stop loitering around Mar-a-Lago all the time.

a stupid meme name

That's going to become "DGE" within a year (or sooner) because no other agency includes the "of" in its initials.

The flawed cyclical reasoning of this goes both ways, obviously.

Trump is upgrading to 4-letter agencies.

And when he's out, his successor will officially rename it without "of" being included in the acronym (which will make it an initialism, as an acronym is supposed to be a pronounceable word).

He thinks he's one of us. That is why Musk sucks

this
very embarrassing midlife crisis from a billionaire wanting to appear hip and relatable to anons and redditors

Elon is such a fucking attention-seeking faggot.
Trump as well, he just put on a show and said a bunch of shit his cultists didn't understand.
They genuinely think tariffs will make things cheaper

Tariffs encourage domestic production.

Anon, what I mean is that he doesn't have the true anon mindset.
If he truly was anon, he'd do some outrageous shit while also rambling about sexual fantasies

Seem you did, sorry.

They genuinely think tariffs will make things cheaper

No, they think the removal of the federal income tax is going to balance it out (and ).

There is no domestic production nigga
Everything got deindustrialized and moved to china

And herein lies the problem. America doesn't have the resources needed to make a lot of stuff that we physically need foreign imports for.
And that's not even counting how 99.99% of this country is completely incapable of producing shit on their own

That's the point of the tariffs, dummy. To punish people for giving China a monopoly on production of goods.
America has more than enough resources.

do you think big corporations would rather upend their entire production line and build a new factory in america where they have to pay everyone a living wage, or would they rather keep paying chinks 50 cents a day and just jack up what we pay to cover the difference

Sure is Anon Babble in here.

Yes, and that domestic production will take 4 - 6 years to reshore assuming that it was actually competitive against all other options. America doesn't have magic factories that are just turned off waiting for someone to flip the switch back to full production.

It will get worse before it gets better, because companies will have to rebuild their domestic production lines, and pass those restartup costs onto to us. Presuming the cost to do so is actually less than the tariffs and encourages them to do this.

Better not even try and just forfeit the world to China.

America doesn't have factories

t. libs from xitter who think that malaysian child sweatshops should continue operating unimpeded because The Line might go down

indeed

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Even if this plan works it's still going to tank the economy for long enough to ruin the administration's credibility and allow a democrat to take office again and immediately take credit for the upturn

masterful gambit sir

It really doesn't.
Name ONE person who can make high quality goods in this fucking place

When those people got trapped in the cave.

No other president surrounded themselves with sycophants and loyalists like he does.

Obama was pretty big on that.

I don't think those should continue, but you know what also shouldn't happen?
Giving the means of production to a people who cannot produce anything

Anyone to whom you pay a living wage. Slavery is wrong.

factories' manufacture lines don't have to be designed for specific things, they're all magic star trek replicators and produce anything with the flip of a switch, or even many different things side by side at once

He's not anti-vaccine, he just won't force you to take one like Biden attempted to do. I doubt you really care anyway, are you on your 10th booster yet? Did you get the monkeypox vaccine too, since you're clearly a faggot?

Anon, Trump took credit for a decrease in gas prices because nobody was driving
Point is, money doesn't matter when there is an absolutely enormous competency crisis in the USA. I would never trust a USA factory worker to make SHIT

Imagine thinking mega brands like Nike and H&M are going to start making their shit in america again rather than passing the tariff to you.

when there is an absolutely enormous competency crisis in the USA

That's why we kick out all the border hoppers too.

Trump took credit for a decrease in gas prices because nobody was driving

and it worked, literally the whole reason he won this year is because people remembered gas and mcdonal prices being lower in 2020

Was Biden the president during the vaccine rollouts when people were actually required to have the vac?
Fucking idiot

Those prices were lower from 2016-2019 too. Biden printed 80% of the money currently in circulation.

Anon, this has nothing to do with immigrants.
It has everything to do with factory workers.
Let's assume you wanted, say, to get a plushie for your kid. Do you really trust a USA factory worker to make that? I don't because I know for a fact that they cannot do something that precisely.
Yes, I am implying that we need more education on how to produce goods

Would be unironically based if he randomly enforced lockdowns, but for no reason other than to drive the cost of oil into the negatives again.

So what happens when the only people left won't work for $5/hr like Paco and Pals?
I'll go out and pick vegetables and lay a roof, but I ain't doing that shit for any less than $35/hr

Anon, this has nothing to do with immigrants.

Yes, it does. Nobody works factory or similar jobs because companies would rather just hire slaves to do it and naturalized citizens can't compete with those wages.

It just proves that he has no actual care for the health of the nation besides what's already comfortably mainstream, otherwise he would urge a repeal of the 21st amendment.

Alcohol is fine in moderation (even healthy in the case of red wine) so there's no reason to ban it. Any food can kill you if you eat/consume too much of it on a daily basis. You can make a case for banning Brocoli because it has a chance of giving people thyroid issues.

Yeah turns out it takes a few years for all his bad decisions to take effect. Like all Republican presidents since Regan. They deregulate and fuck shit up and leave it for the next administration to deal with.

Trump's first term was going swell until a once-in-a-lifetime event happened(that was encouraged by the dems lol)

Alcohol is fine in moderation

Not for your brain.

Any food

I'm not talking about a food, I'm talking about a drug called ethanol.

Didn't Alabama did that in their state to their field workers and basically fucked themselves over because even prison workers don't want to do that shit gig?

this job sucks

so um... we should hire millions of literal slaves to do it instead of making it worth it

Was Biden the president during the vaccine rollouts when people were actually required to have the vac?

The vaccine started to roll out to the public in march 2021, so yes.

Not for your brain.

You'd have to drink a lot for alcohol to damage your brain if you're not an infant in the womb

I think all things should be settled with hand to hand combat

A crash was going to come regardless due to what's listed in the tweet as well as the massive money laundering of taxpayer dollars to foreign countries

No, moderate "drinking" has also been shown to cause damage to the brain.

elon grifts as a reddit leftists for years

ends up pissing off the tankies by buying twitter

decides to grift as a republican instead

the right completely memory-holes all the years of musk being a liberal pseud because he now says he hates the libs

i swear politics have made people remembering anything a year prior

China will eventually rule the world and niggas will be shipped to the mines and when you cry about racism and protest they'll send the military down to shoot and kill your people and will keep doing that until there are no more.

MAGA thinks republicans are anti-war now. Most americans are just really dumb

What does this have to do with what I said?
I'm saying that everything should be settled in bareknuckle no-holds-barred fights

the economy is going down the shitter

therefore we should make it crash ten times harder and hope that things will magically fix themselves eventually

btw we're cutting all social programs so you're on your own during the crash

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White woman posts.

2020s republicans are a new beast now.They're anti-war on the surface. The whole movement depends on people not thinking of anything before 2012.

>the right completely memory-holes all the years of musk being a liberal pseud because he now says he hates the libs

It's almost like a lot of the "right" now are disaffected liberals who've had enough of the left's bullshit, or something.

But he has never invented anything. He got booted out of Paypal for being retarded dead weight. Space-X is extremely behind on all of its promises and is ran with state money. Hyperloop was hilariously shit. Tesla is the single most overpriced company in the world because its prices are held 99% by Musk's promises (lies) that he keeps repeating for years now. Musk is a vain retard and would never be successful if not the money from his parents' emerald mines. No wonder he and Trump are friends ow with how alike they are: incompetent business owners and talented liars who only made it big because of daddy's riches.

They confuse being pro-dictator with anti-war. It's honestly baffling.

Politics is the meth of the public in which it damns those who are low iq enough to fall to it's temptation.

Just cuz you don't give a fuck about politics doesn't mean you aren't getting fucked by politics.

there were always people who called musk out for being a retard its just that they were mostly silenced by his cult of redditors who thought he was the real life tony stark. now that he's no longer larping as a leftist said redditors have turned on him and instead you have retards sucking him off because he's now the most notable "rightwing" "tech-bro". bring up that musk blatantly makes shit up in his announcements or that his cybertruck can't handle SHOULDN'T be viewed a a political statement. defending retards because they're on "your side" is what's killing this country.

Post proof.

This line didn't make any sense at the time too, it was known that he didn't invent the Tesla, it was known he was taking legal action to protect that lie and perpetuate it in the media, he just "invented" a different plug for the Tesla that would make it not compatible with standard charging stations and so he would need to install Tesla charging stations which would lead to a less efficient EV market, but one more profitable for Musk. His rockets and banking app aren't inventions. The hyperloop was retarded. It was a psyop meant to make the public think billionaires are useful instead of parasitic.

When he started saying unhinged shit on twitter to boost engagement.
Turns out le epic reddit meme billionare was just another rich dude after everybody's money

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MAGA is trained to blame the other side for anything. Their cult leader can do no wrong.
When a dozen eggs costs $18 next year and they can't find a job, don't expect them to learn anything.

It's hilarious to read space takes on people who don't know shit about the space industry.

It's hilarious to read space takes on people who don't know shit about the space industry.

so elon then

Maybe Elon should not have made all those promises about space he couldnt keep

Why couldn't he just destroy Twitter (and I mean completely)?

Europeans still getting arrested over Tweets

Sounds like bull

It must be a George Lucas thing. Whenever I see Musk I think, someone that retarded can't be a genius. I bet nothing he's known for, he made himself. He just cashed in.

because he sunk a lot of money into it and killing a company you just bought is a embarrassing look

Twitter is a cancer upon modern day earth together with all other forms of social media

Noone gets arrested over tweets, Björn.

Surely the average patriotic American corporation would rather lower its profit margins (umprompted by any government legislation, of course), purely for the sake of the U.S-born citizenry, than recur to transnational outsourcing and third-world sweatshops (just like they have been doing since the early 20th century).

He's a Steve Jobs type.

Thats day and night when it comes to public appearance. I was in awe when Jobs stepped on stage, like some mysterious figure who managed to sell people crap they could have for 500 bucks less.

Elon turned it into his personal Anon Babble but is nowhere near as loved as moot, which was not much.

This line didn't make any sense at the time too

Everyone Elon cameo is something he either paid for or begged for

Critics keep telling me Twitter is full of illegal smut but I've never seen any. :(

the only reason people with blue checkmarks force discussion is because elon implemented a system that pays them for every person that replies to them. So it's literally just for money anon