Homestar Runner quotes that live rent free in your head

Homestar Runner quotes that live rent free in your head

Dump tell no mandy, it's just a landmower turned bankways.

HAXXORED!!!! Ow, all my client!

Or like, "Strong" = "Stong", you seem to like that one

You have to shave? YOU HAVE A TERLET???

TERTIARY

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The one cs188 always references.
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A recent one but Strong Bad saying Catastrophically head chunkulary was hilarious

Ones that I use on the reg:

I can do it, I can do it nine times.

Fuhhhhhh/Buhhhhh/Duhhhhh

Scallywag (when I correct someone)

Japanese cartoons are weird man

Weirded out

My blood hurts

Ah! The popo! I can't do another nickel!

My mind always goes to bucksonsoons when counting money

While no specifics quotes still occupy my speech, I have somehow picked up Coach Z's inflection and speech patterns, just without the ism's

they tell me not to, but i still drinks it

PBTC in particular is highly quotable

Shut it up, y- Shut it up, you.

B. d. l. t. f. s. y. f. o. y. o.

The Cheeeat, get that man SOMEsoup

Okay, hot soup is on my eye

I look at the fly!

cam to do his landry

can you reckerd on my new ablum

Oh, me too! I am not exempt!

Don't forget to use a Bic-point pen! I. I am always using it

JORB

Stave it off, 1 2 3, and now you can count to 3

That's a real popular song, who wants to hear of it 50 times more?

I still find myself saying "oh that looks sinful" when looking at certain desserts and I almost forgot where it came from.

Thang ding!

INA-PRO-PRO!

No probalo

Y-O-U-R

Y-O-U-Apostrophe-R-E

They're as different, as night and da-ay

Don't you think that night and day are different?

What's wrong with you?

What do the brothers chap do now?

My combolations, Elizagerth.

It's clearly state of the arp!

You was tryin' ta jank me!

Okay, Dan, I'm only gonna sing this one more time:

Ohh, if you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S.

But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S.

Scalawag.

Also

I'm only going to sing this One More Time

Get remixed with the next Daft Punk Album

"Uh-oh. Well, things are about to get a whole lot more unfortunate."

Well, thank you, hot pooey. Would you care to coincide?

presumably still working at disney, making a decent bit of money off the store, raising their kids

oh and they've been teasing a new dangeresque puppet squad for a while now, that's bound to come out at some point

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Just the character of Manolios Uglyone makes me laugh whenever I think of him.

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There is a wine called Witches Brew here in Michigan and when my girlfriend first saw it she instantly called me up. Every Halloween we get some bottles and watch the cartoons.

That is not a small number. That is a very big number

Jibbly Jibbly Jibbly Jibbly

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It's over!

*Chair squeak*

You cannot get ye flask

Coach Z's been drinking non specific mouthwash-ine

i gut you like sheep

WAAAAAGHHH SHEEP, YOU LIED!!!

let’s do this like Brutus

And

excardon-may

Are in my repertoire constantly

My blood hurts

"Ow, my most of me" is my go-to.

The HR quotes I find myself saying the most are

The system is down

and

Here I go once again with the email, every week I hope it's from a female.

GUH-RAU-GUH, Rubbermaid. Can you re-direct me to the nearest pukevalanche?

deltaco is a word I think about constantly but never use because its a meaningless word

This will go on forever, if you let it.

The Cheat's playing something on a LaserDisc!

Yes. Very yes.

This was supposed to reduce my overhead, not TURN INTO my head!

The lake head?

You can turn into a machine gun but not bullets, contemporary jazz turns you back to normal, you can only turn into presents your grandma's knitted for you.

Polymascotfoamalate! Feed it to the babies. Polymascotfoamalate!

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!

Garbage. Garbage. Rubbish. Umm... murder weapon.

Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble!

Galvanized nails!

Those loonies are gonna blow up the ocean!

Ooh, ah, ooh side-swipe!

Let, me, in. Da, da, da. Let me in!

Hey Tubs, I just lost my Jenga Jam!

Sounds half-athed, all right.

Looks like we're gonna have to JUUUUUMP!

So... is it eternity yet? I think it is eternity already.

Whoohooo! Clear the launchway, man. We're takin' this baby TO THE MOOOOOOON!

Um, uh... These are for my twin brother.

These are for my twin brother. These are for my twin brother.

These are for my twin brother. These are for my twin brother. These are for my twin brother. These are for my twin brother.

Seen enough of that one, lalalalalalalaaaaa!

Neat

There's a reason why I made a screencap out of this one. It keeps happening to me. Also

Nope, nope, land of ten thousand nopes

Yeeeeah, *shaped* like someone took a bite out of it

Computer over. Virus = very yes

dumb animal characters

I still say "Haldo" a lot.

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im sad that im flying

I'm MAD that I'm flying!