Why do all the bitches love Spider-Man Anon Babble?
Why do all the bitches love Spider-Man Anon Babble?
because he was nice to them
MC status
Stan Lee was a fan of Archie
Women love a violent retard. It's just science.
The more pressing question is why do you retards have to spam the internet with your emasculation fetish?
He knows what to say
based Spider-Man
because he was nice to them
Nah.
spider pheromones
Don't Call Them Bitches Bro!
Look, a white knight!
He's funny and he's got that lithe muscular body that women love.
Chad Peter needs to come back.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO PETER ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A CHAD! HE'S A SHY, AWKWARD NERD LIEK MEEEEEEEE!!!"
Why wouldn't bitches love a guy who is super strong, famous, and has a nice bod?
Self insert
Spidey is a funny guy
Funny
Smart
Brave
Responsible
Strong
Hard working
Caring
Muscular yet flexible
It's just one of life's mysteries I guess.
it's part of marvel's torture fetish for him
All of them are sloppy seconds to other men and have been in other relationships and one nighters with males other than Peter, can you actually say ladies love him if they aren't pure only for him?
can you actually say ladies love him if they aren't pure only for him?
..Yes. Retard. See, this is why you'll die a virgin. You think only virgin women (who don't exist) count, which is an unrealistic standard.
Hes none of these, well not compared to other Marvel heroes. Specially Ironman and Thor
Then how come Batman and Wolverine get more porn than him?
They love Paul, not Spidey.
Says it's unrealistic
in a fucking coming book of all things
Theirs plenty of fucking examples where women are one man are enough for a woman in a relationship through out the comic world, the fact you bring up virginity as a source of fact checking me means you're projecting yourself, cry more.
Your virginal tradwifes don't exist irl and they don't exist in comics either, sorry chuddie
One: he is the goddamn Batman
Two: Wolverine is the best there is at what he does
Notice that Gwen and MJ are the only ones who are not usually super-types to make it in images like this, despite Spider-Man actually having a long list of "normal" romantic interests.
Who?
Cause he spins a web any size.
Proof?
Sigh I wish I could punch women sigh
You draw porn of people you want to fuck, not necessarily the people you want to marry.
You can, there's just consequences.
Why do all the bitches love Spider-Man Anon Babble?
Well, all except one.