Moana 2 OST is out

There's a Moana 2?

The Renaissance-invented idea that all Disney films are supposed to be Broadway musicals is honestly so weird to me. It's like people have never actually watched the real Disney films, and don't understand their context.

So....did Tamatoa come back?

I'm really curious how bad this movie will be
Remember this was produced as a Direct-to-Disney+ movie before for some reason it was made a theatrical release.
The only other example of that I can think of it picrel

How hard is it to write melodies and lyrics that mean something together nowadays?youtube.com/watch?v=VytAvs9ZHkY
It worked, but it's just pop at this point.

They know the way.

How hard is it to write melodies and lyrics that mean something together nowadays?

he thinks people are hired based on talent

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What?? But how could people produce such wonderful entertainment before without any talent??!

I mean they could've tried a LITTLE. There are gay people and autists who could've done better.

Strange that everyone started to suck at the same time.

It's not even necessarily DEI
You ever notice that 90% of popstars right now (especially female ones) used to be on Disney Channel shitcoms?
It's like they say, "you gotta give-a-head to get ahead"

wicked is going to mog the shit out of this it’s not even funny

I invite everyone to partake of this song in particular. It is nauseating.

youtu.be/FypBMlVDKDI

This is what I mean, This is just nothing lyrics.
OH GOD THE RAP IT SUCKSSS

WHAT CAN BE WORSE THAN THISSSS

The rap is abhorrent. Rule #1 - do not give a lightning speed Lin Manuel Miranda knockoff rap to a chick with a New Zealand accent thicker than oatmeal. What child is going to memorize this?

Disney straight up just doesn't care anymore

Recut series into a theatrical film. Like the reverse of the Mando series that was originally a Boba Fett film.

It can't be worse than "WATCH OUT WORLD HERE I ARE" from Wish.

It's not even a song, it's Broadway sung through "lyrics".

I let you live here for free, AND I don't even charge you rent!

Some of these lyrics are Wish tier, what the fuck.

Moana she points us to-ey, the future of Motunui

C'monna, Moana, you gotta level up

This god skips leg day for real

You think it's doomsday, it's just Tuesday

Creativity has LEFT the building at Disney.

When it comes to the universe, we're all shareholders

Why do our eyes all look like microscopic galaxies?

We are our own origin story

This whole song is its own level of hell but just try and say that last line I listed in particular, let alone sing it. It feels so weird.

it shares a songwriter from the wish soundtrack, benjamin rice, and some other literal who pop artist. such nothing lyrics. fine for the radio, bland for a musical.

Grazed through Spellbound. The lyrics actually mean something.

'' Yeah we're so in the moment we're rocking and rolling we're friends with the ocean so nothing is better than this ''

The fast '' rap '' part trying to mimic You're Welcome

this is a disaster

for real

Moana do be bussin fr fr no cap

shares a songwriter from the Wish soundtrack

Fuck. NOT something you want on your resume.

Moana, she points us tooie the future of Motonui

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is all about money.
Just an animated movie like Toy Story can only make toys and videogames, but a musical tangles with broadway and music industry and gets more shekel from the goyim for god's genocidal chosen
They kill you and you love it

It's this film's Scuttlebutt for sure.

Weird how Little Mermaid LA, Wish, and this all have this nagging thing in common.

Watch this make a shitzillion bucks regardless.

It's Lin Manuel Miranda syndrome. A deadly disease.

You ever notice that 90% of popstars right now

right now

This has always been the case, underagefag. Five of the seven 1993 Mouseketeers on the Mickey Mouse Club show were:

Britney Spears

Christina Aguilera

Justin Timberlake

Ryan Gosling

JC Chasez

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Theres a mid-credits scene and I assume its just gonna be him still stuck in the floor complaining about being left out of the movie

People are saying this is the best one, but it sounds like it would fit better in a Goofy Movie than Moana 2.
youtu.be/ZQUZyewBh3E?si=xAtLt2E27_cTobqE

I refuse to believe that

ITS A DAMN TOUGH LIFE FULL OF TOIL AND STRIFE WE WHALERMEN UNDERGO

Early reviews are saying the animation and story is good, it seems the songs are the only things that stayed "streaming series" quality

early reviews say positive things

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Is it bad, bad, or is it the extremely safe and sterile type of bad. One is acceptable and low risk, the other can makes it so Moana 2 will be due to the failure of America's rising racist youth.

Hovers somewhere in between. Closer to Wish than Moana 1.

Social media "critic" reactions are completely worthless. They are always positive. If they criticise, they don't get invited back.

Hijacking this thread just to say Moana's voice actress has a massive fat rack and is hugely slept on by this board.

Moana had one of the better soundtracks in recent memory. How the mighty have fallen.

I headed the same for Wish
The earliest birds won’t lose their credentials

Encanto?