Chapter 96: Page 6
Registration is like roll-call.
Cute and hot!
I recognize these character archetypes. I know where this is going.
NTR
Coyote is smoking?! Oh man he's so cool!
Who else is going to be here? Ysengrin? Gamma? The lost Annies?
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The music theme of this chapter
This is just copying the normal school day episode that Evangelion did, except they're all british
Ysengrim is Jerrek now. He’s much happier this way. Gamma is the big mystery; maybe she’s suffering because it’s actually her who is the source of the distortion and Zeta has been her tulpa all along.
Zimmy = Rei
Jerrek = Shinji
Lana = Asuka
Coyote = Kaworu
Lana is too cute for that dimwit loser Loup I mean Jared or whatever. She should be with ME! Vore me into the Zimmyverse, Coyote! I'll bully that nerd and take his girl.
Zimmy a cute. Definitely looks like Goth Annie.
Lana is best girl
Asuka is best girl
I see, it's all coming together.
So what happens when Annie wraps up the remaining dozen diversions and shows up?
I think they've skipped a few with Kat getting into the ether, so they should be almost good to go.
Kat and Annie are conferring about how to stop Omega's dastardly deeds right now. Omega is the last distraction, so once her first normal day of her life's ruined, Annie can ruin Zimmy's first normal day as well.
More nonsensical bullshit that will lead to nowhere, yay!
kat tries to put an end to the fake reality
zimzam goes "nuh! you're going to kill all me friends!"
kat is forced to kill her in an act of self-defense
the prophecy has been fulfilled and kat gets off scot-free
this act might make her shed her humanity leading to her fully ascending into godhood
they're in the slice of life anime world now, the rules don't apply
Stop making Zimmy pretty! Stop it. I genuinely can't handle that.
Is it just me or does Lana have kinda thicc legs here?
Lana's literally made for sex so she probably has those erotic slightly fatty legs
Lana taking loup's god knot.
Gamma the hot teacher girlfriend of student
So in this scenario Jones is the hot teacher that's rumored to be sleeping with her students right and the rumors are true right
Please let the Mother of Machines be free
No there are no rumors, she just picks out one student per year and rocks their world so hard that they keep things perfectly under wraps.
Lana knows what boys want.
Me waiting for something to happen
the court gets to fuck off
zimmy and lana and ysengrin and coyote get to live a boring but pleasant life
Omega gets to live and bang Tony
the only people at risk were already saved
Why end the distortion, again?
The only people ar
Jones is ritsuko
Surma for misato
Chairman is gendo
Boxbot is eva 01, robox is eva 02
wouldn't Yui be a better fit for Surma? She's the mother of one of the other characters and she's got a younger duplicate
Why end the distortion, again?
Because Annie needs attention. Duh.
And she's dead! Like Yui! Sort of!
Boys like, boys like, boys like her.
The main issue with ffta "real world is better" is the story was WAY too subtle with the issues from staying in the fake world.
That's regular Gunnerkrigg.
Reminder that Boxbot gave herself a phat ass.
We don't know that!
No, but we do know it's the most narratively satisfying answer, and it would also be hilarious.
Whoever she was before, I hope she comes out of this alive and happy.
Lana's too :3 to be boxbot. and she's NOT TERRIBLE
Why end the distortion, again?
Because people can be killed by memories here.
Then she is probably Robox.
She's not terrible -anymore-.
So? They can also be killed by real life.