Toonami General #2

Please consider this wrestler.

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is immediately sidelined after being introduced and barely factors into the rest of the season

Sorry to break it to you, anon.

SEX with ANDY

becomes a yandere stalker living in mash's attic

It was for the best.

So Neon wants to be trained by Lightning, so I guess I will support her. Strangers from other boards, let's cheer her on!

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Alright, let's do this. Best girl ready to start the night right, and steal my heart.

You have been posting about it every week since the show was announced, no one is surprised

DON'T DO IT WOODY!!!

I was.

This show should have been prime jerkoff material but MC being such a whiny jobber really sucked the joy out of it

Anon Babble to the motherfuckin' Anon Babble. Anyone else been enjoying S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2?

And that's it for this week's Toonami Rewind Rewind. I hope you all had a good time looking at the thighs and panties of dying underage girls. With the finale coming up and nothing else airing for a month ("what about dragonball" what ABOUT dragonball?) there's going to be very little to stream for the next little while. I'm not sure if I want to stream the 1 remaining episode of Sailor Moon and Naruto next week, or the week after. It doesn't really matter, but vote by texting the number below, if you have an opinion.

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breasts > ass
still disappointed in anyone supporting ifg. sometimes you have to not be a toonami faithful, you know?

everyone already told me multiple times before it actually aired

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Butts > Boobs

Everyone I know says it runs like shit with a bunch of bugs, so some of them are giving it some time for a patch.

You are a fucking idiot and anyone with half a brain already watched the finale... like 30 years ago

Anon Babbleechagodzilla, locked and loaded!

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Didn't the original dev die in the war?

Tina possibly the best DoA.

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Anon Babblem/rade here. Watching the block defeat itself every week...

Anon Babble reporting for duty.

Are we in the Pyschopathku stage?

EYEBALL HURT

brainlet babble

stream

Kill yourself

This episode leaked earlier in the month.

lol

The dialogue in this show makes me feel embarrassed.

no custom intro

It’s over

Jesus this show is still awfully made. What is this, 10FPS?

Playing on series X, mostly just stuttering and visual glitches no crashes
not the original creator but the lead for the last expansion of the first game iirc

When will Andy and Craig fuck?

is this the final episode?

Last time: Yeah, she lost, but do you know who the REAL loser is? Toxic masculinity.

We're still asking?

DO NOT POST AI ART
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE BLOCKED

Why couldn't maomao be saved? Is it because no brown girl?

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Ambulance dropped her off

The fuck

Not sexy enough.

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Isn't the creator of that a vore fetishist or something?

Andy culo

The preview was better paced than this scene.

Bullshit

God, Anon Babble really does leak in here during this shit. Is there really not in IFG thread of its own right now?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN' BROTHER!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! YOU'RE TELLING THE HULKSTER RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW THAT THE LITTLE WRESTLER KID WENT AND LOST AGAIN? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE TO HULKAMANIACS EVERYWHERE! THEY BILLED THAT LITTLE RUGRAT AS A HEAVYWEIGHT, BUT THE HULKSTER THINKS IT'LL BE A HEAVY WAIT UNTIL WE SEE HER WIN ANYTHING BUT A TRIP TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM!

WHAT ARE YOU CHOWIN' DOWN ON BROTHER?

AND WHAT ARE YOU CHASIN' IT WITH?

YOU BETTER NOT TELL THE HULKSTER YOU'RE SPENDING THANKSGIVING ALONE YOU BASEMENT-DWELLING MOMMA'S BOY! THE HULKSTER DEMANDS YOU STEP OUT OF YOUR CAVE THIS THURSDAY AND CELEBRATE WITH THE FOLKS LIKE A REAL GODDAMN AMERICAN!!

Anon Babble Anon Babble Anon Babble Anon Babble Anon Babble
Reporting in. You son of a bitch.

No

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HOLY SHIT

Nobody uses the watch threads when Toonami is showing these cartoons.

I say it's because the commercials cut the gags
we get them like every other scene and I feel like it ruins everything else

I love this old bag.

AI is le bad

Hello r.eddit

CHOWIN'

Pho

CHASIN'

Kombucha

Thanksgiving

Already had it

Eating

Popcorn

Drinking

Currently hot tea. Later, wine.

Spoiler

My mom's extended family is getting together, like we do for every major holiday.

YOU'RE NOT WEDGE

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Eating

Cheez-its

Drinking

Apple Juice

Spoiler

Going to moms house, just like every year.

Honest question
What's the different between a punch and a strike?

the world revolves around wrestling, yet there is no wrestling

Dr Pepper and Rum
I'm planning on seeing the family.

dubshit

kys

All the porn of Blonde Stebe is weird

How old is Andy?

Just punch harder.

but that one isnt ai I dont think

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How'd Andy get so strong?

what a stupid scene

you must do "the thing"

doesn't explain what the thing is

she fails

you fool, let me show you what I didn't explain to you earlier

Not eating anything since I did thanksgiving today
Watermelon Mountain Dew to drink
Will do thanksgiving with other family on Thursday

Synonyms and terminological fanciness are part and parcel of action shows.

yup and mha isnt about a school

This isn't even anime.

A cup of chicken broth, a marshmallow chocolate, a piece of German chocolate cake, some cheese and crackers, some gummies, and some baklava.
I'll be cooking the family turkey this year, like last year. Pic related was last year's turkey.

SNIFF

When did the counter at the bottom right stop keeping track of unique posters in a thread?

eatan

ice cream

drinkan

soda

spoiler

having a big turkey with all the siblings I can't stand

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confirmed fart fetish?

Punch is your fist.
Strike is anything else. Elbows, knees, feet, headbutt ect.

Fucks sake cartoon people stop animating people huffing green gas

Anon Babble present

Hunter x Hunter music

15ish

He really didn't need to be 8 years old.

*SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFF*

They threw a dart at a board to figure out what their "one thing" would be to parody shounen with. The creator hyped this up as a passion project about loving wrestling but it's clear they just wanted to ape anime but specifically so it's watchable for Californians like literally everything else has been doing.

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CRAIG IS HACKING THE MACHINES

STOP THE COUNT

This string bean is terminally obnoxious. Why is he even in the show

this

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I think the idea is that Andy "Thinks" the world runs on the actual anime logic WE know

Eating

Grilled Strawberry n' Cheese Sandwich

Drinking

Whipped Coffee Latte

Thanksgiving

I'm going to work all overtime for the holidays this time so I can buy a new comp in January or Feb.

This show sucks

The writers were scared of fanartists having him give Andy the BWC.
As though age will stop them anyway.

To prove that guys suck and women are always better.

eatan

SLIM JIMS, BROTHER

drinkan

A Monster. Been a long time since I had an energy drink.

spoiler

Going to aunt's house for a big ass gathering, brother. Turkeys are defrosting, gonna help marinade, stuff, and load them up. Also making some dessert pies.

Why do they insist on not airing commercials during this show?

He's watching wrestling porn.

enough

Eatin'

Jolly rancher gummies

Drinkin

Good ol' H2O

THIS IS IT.

I DID IT!

I GOOGLED HER NAME AND CLICKED ON THE FIRST RESULT!

Was that motherfucking Strong Bad?

Eating

French Bread Pizza with taco cheese and honey chili oil dipping sauce. Ruffles All Dressed for dessert.

Drinking

Pepsi.

Spoiler

I'm spending it with my dad and a friend of his. I'd rather be home alone but I don't want to be ungrateful.

I'm so fucked up

I want motherly sex with Rosalina and 5-Volt.

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It just feels weird, he is buff and tall as fuck and he's part of the crew.

Well one's a drink at the prom, and the other's a third of a turkey.

That second part was a bowling reference, by the way.
So what kind of logic DOES their world run on?

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GWC

Giant White Cock?
can't believe I said this as a black guy

Why do you reply to ritualposters

GET PAYWALLED NERD

punches

inside of hand damaged

what

I banged my head against it, over and over

Oh, so that's why she's bad at accounting.

Nice ass

And that is why you fail.

I feel like Andy is off-model in this scene. Like she's taller than her character is supposed to be.

wow more indieslop sidescrollers

Spoiler

Don't worry, I'll be in my grandma's basement.

Andy's big meaty claws.

Show me rock

8/10 incoming

I, a career wrestler, invented this move

if you as a total newbie can't figure it out on your own after seeing it one time, you're no good

Is Poblana just a bitch?

It's called blisters, anon. When you push on the outsides of the hands, the fingers push into the insides.

All the feels

FIRMLY GRASP IT

I see Anon Babble has still not improved its pool of references.

8/10

ANOTHER SHITTY ARTSY FARTSY INDIE GAME, HOW WILL GAMING EVER RECOVER!?!

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Why is pink diamond in a metroidvania

8/10

Its so fucking over

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She just wants Andy to fuck off.

She wanted to get rid of her remember

Based prophet

8/10

IT'S SO FUCKING OVER
GAME'S SO SHITTY I ALREADY FORGOT THE TITLE

"??????" MORE LIKE SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I hope we get to see Andy's feet.

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You're not funny.

I'm pretty sure the scene earlier when the windows got blown out was a reference to the USJ Nomu fight too, when the lights blew out when the Nomu hit the dome.

still better than veilguard

People don't really like The Rock anymore.

What a score! An eight out of ten!

Yeah, now I know to Neva play it!

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

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Audiences are loving Red One

Literally everything I've heard about it, and everything I've seen from the trailers, says otherwise.

scammer scammed him with a fake key

Okay, I laughed at that one.

SHE
IS
SO
FUCKED
UP

DRAGON BALL DAIMA CONFIRMED FOR TOONAMI!

on toonami never sadly, not even if Toriyama's dying words were "I Hope my new dragon ball series will air on adultswim's toonami, fuck netflix desu."

womp womp

This was supposed to air on CN?

Invincible Fighter Girl will never get a season 2

Season 2 won't be about putting together a team for the Dark Wrestling Tournament.

MBrandon won't be Andy's Hiei

Craig won't be Andy's Kurabara

It's over.

ugh this is so fucking lewd

now what?

threesome?

I don't think I would hate this show as much if it didn't take up a slot on toonami.

Who goes first?

This show is moving slower than molasses.

Why doesn't Andy just have sex with the muscular shota?

OK KO hair style in the background

cool

yeah, it's serviceable

Toroto?

THIS ISN'T FUNNY
STOP WASTING TIME WITH THESE SCENES

go to scammers alley

Surprised you got scammed

Add the vase to the wall.

him

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obvious Gamagoori pose

Guest writer: Sam Raimi

We can NEVER go back to Arizona!

GOD i want to see andy get blown out by him

Yeah, its not super bad, just kind of dull and generic. Not offensive, its like Craig of the Creek.

kek

Where is Andy showering?

lewd

dull and generic

Craig of the Creek

Well thanks for dissuading me from ever watching that show.

She doesn't.

I'd say slightly better? but not by a ton, no idea why they didn't just put this on the daytime slot, it's not very good for toonami and it's clear this isn't getting the ratings they expected

dat ass

Sooooooooo booooooored

sexo con gato

totally not You Say Run playing right now

Told you she's a race-swapped gender-swapped version of Deku.

The old lady used to be a babe

We could have gotten to this part by the commercial break. This show is so slow.

alcohol is not helping any of this

I thought it was a Megaman song

Craig of the Creek is the most generic and dull show ever crafted, it gets better in the third season when it actually starts to play around with the characters but before that, its just fucking dull. Not bad, not good, not entertaining, serviceable for background slop.

Its just slightly more interesting than Craig of the Creek from the start which isn't saying much.

Even young she had Hag face.

People were saying Naruto and now it's Deku. What will you say next week? Anon Babble just has to find any reason they can to hate this show, it's getting old and it's not even consistent. Just admit Fight Girl's better than you expected.

Andy's entire strategy was going to be just punching it as hard as she could all week

even after Poblana told her it wasn't just a punch

poster that blatantly says "Invincible Girl"

Yeah they totally changed this show's name

if her entire fighting style is just doing her perfect strike to one-shot everyone, I doubt she'd actually be very popular

it moved

Honestly can we watch the VHS for the show?
Poblano's journey to the top seems like it would be more interested

Andy had a bigger ass in that last shot

Post the shot.

fuck off Master Shake

master Shake

I will now watch your show

Did I just see Bazz?

master shake

I will now pay attention to your show

Why is this show so ugly, padded and stilted

Mashle isn't funny.

I don't hate the show. In fact, due to Andy losing to Mbrandon, it makes it slightly better.

I gave it an honest shot and was let down, it's just your generic 'anime-style' content like punch punch but there's always something lost in translation and oftentimes it just seems like outright cribbing. Wak-fu could at least somewhat stand on it's own but if you remove all that

oh yeah i remember that happening in a better anime

then why the fuck is it on toonami?

Time for PEAK comedy

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So is Anon Babble capable of appreciating this native isekai kino?

Bro, you already streamed everything else. Might as well do the last episode.

cream puffs

lmaooooo

POST YOUR MAGICS!
BUT KNOW THEY'RE ALL INFERIOR TO THE SCHOOL OF NECROMANCY!

Scammers gonna scam.

The first rule of Scammer's Alley: DO NOT TALK ABOUT SCAMMER'S ALLEY.

She set you up to fail because she doesn't want to train you. FIND ANOTHER TEACHER.

Looks like that old blowjob flash game.

The fucks a native isekai

probably part of why she retired, it was getting old

show does literally the bare minimum to give the protagonist a roadblock

"alright guys, i know we all said this show sucked, but actually this right here? this minor thing? fucking based, i might've been wrong bros!"

please fuck off. god damn am i sick of this routine.

I love my wife, Fubooby, thank you for posting her.

Yeah but when
There's like an hour of real anime to stream before DBZ hell starts up, do I just do it next week

TIME FOR MASHLE
POST MUSCLE GIRLS

I don't want to watch background noise shows. I want to watch actually good shows. Seeing people on Anon Babble constantly talk about nothing shows like this and Glitch Techs and Loud House is so spiritually dampening.

really loud audio crack again

I can't tell if that was the hip hop BGM or like the MHA episode last week, it was louder than the rest of the claps/beats

DUDE CREAM PUFFS

Oh right, all Saiyans are named after vegetables.

Why do you have to find every excuse every 30 minutes to post shit characters?

Oh that wasn't just me? Weird.

You guys won't believe how he fakes riding the broom. And no it's not what you think either.

So isn't the idea here pretty much just Rune Soldier Louie?

I summon thee

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You wouldn't understand

solving magical problems with extreme acts of fitness is the funniest comedic device ever, I just hope they dont overuse it

silence

lel

You aren't getting good from the first three seasons of Craig of the Creek, hell you aren't getting it from the later seasons either if you didn't sit there the boring, dull episodes. I enjoyed Craig of the Creek only later but I think that's just because it got more interesting than what it was before.

Reminds me of the trailer for The Inquisitor (2024).

What did Mash expect to happen?

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Mash finds a way purely because he wants to be a good boy for his dad

Mashle needs to hurry up and get to the good shit. its like Hero Academia, but without any charming side characters, wasting our time with that first season of pointless school shit

COPE

II can at least come up with the concept and plot outline for a series that could feel more like a genuine anime/manga.
A dumb way of saying not an isekai and not supposed to be set in the "real" world.

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Then I'm not going to watch Craig of the Creek. I just said that.
Give me good shows to watch.

S-s-straddle it?

You have the wrong expectations for the show.

Isekai is a person reincarnated in another world. How the fuck does a native isekai work. Is me going to work a native isekai?

Oh look, it's anime Draco Malfoy!

Did you know witches flying with brooms originated with the myth witches would pulp unbaptized babies and turn them into a flying potion, which they would rub on poles to allow them to fly?

It’s crazy this dude is the same VA as Zenitsu with his constant screeching

noob

ugh

native isekai

Fuck off back to Anon Babble

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It never gets good.

motherfucking Tao Pai Pai

Yeah, not going to happen, you might as well stop watching. Its literally just this one gag.

noob

what year is this

Wanna see me run to that cream puff and back?

this old lady kinda hot

Class clown

FUNNY CONFIRMED

This is a one-note joke show, anon. This is the way things will go from here on out.

Mash is so clever and talented!

Oh wow, quints!

Ain't that just fantasy?

native isekai

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I don't get how he can bullshit himself through this entire school if the best he can do is one-training cheats like throwing the broom straight and then landing. Nothing that involves actual control over something.

Mercenary Tao would be proud of his broom technique

roy cabbage

lmao

Hi Gin/Wendolo/Sai/take your pick

do I just do it next week

Sure. Thats when I assumed you were doing it anyway.

Yes but a faggot can get (YOU)s and Reactions if he calls it Native Isekai.

I am not going to convince you to watch Craig of the Creek, I don't have any good shows for you to watch either. Everything is kind of shit right now.

gory punch sounds

This man is fucking dead

Its Malfoy!

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taking this seriously

anon are you the new writer for one punch man?

that shit-eating look

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Grades don't matter, only relationships. Just like real school.

Actually, no one dies in this season.

Is me going to work a native isekai?

You're not getting the core concept.

did they have to make notmalfoy blonde too

Man A-1 Pictures can't be bothered to animate slapstick

Ah, the old tao pai pai technique.

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That's the gag, get use to it.

Isekai has such a bog standard set of generic tropes that you can remove the actual isekai and a lot of them still feel the same

I mean they'd realize he's a fake if he had to turn a corner or something with the broom. I don't get how they're going to keep having him cheat magic without being caught.

What do cream puffs taste like?

he just didn’t go

Holy KEK

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it would make a bit more sense if the teachers were all in on it, too, explaining how he can just coast through magic classes without magic

I want to squeeze Lemon's lemons

zelda did it better

They're called "narou". Don't call them isekai.

Show wants to be One Punch Man so bad they got Erik Scott Kimerer to voice the "rival"

accidentally blows it off

just like me

high class guy with all the connections can’t fight against pure autism

Man Aleks Le is so miscast. It's like Swaile doing Setsuna in Gundam 00.

That would require due diligence from educators. But it's all fake bullshit for kids to learn about tribal monkey business, so that would be counterproductive.

I think you're not getting the joke that someone on here having a job is a fantasy even more farfetched than native isekai like mashle

One Punch Man except the main character has no personality and is also an idiot

This feels like the sort of thing that should've just been a series of 4koma gag strips, not an actual story.

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Mashle isn't funny.
Most generic trash since Black Clover

I like the show but damn this OST choice is annoying.

Bullying meets the power of autism

Mashle is FUNNY.
Hilarious, moreso than Black Clover.

Aleks Le

Didn't realize that was Luke

This is the part of Mashle I like. The only part.

Which Luke, there's dozens of them

I wish we could get Magi on Toonami. He did a good job voicing Alibaba.

didn't really see the other 2 mooks ordering Mash to do anything, so its kind of weird to hear them gloating

Street Fighter Luke

Wait that was a background that One Piece likes to abuse back there

even Mashle is more watchable than Fight Girl

California needs to stop making content. Entirely, for good.

I like how he can use magic but still resorts to his fists to fuck people up

People here have jobs. It's just minimum wage boiler room jobs.

Professor Layton Luke, obviously!

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Oh Luke from the Streets

LITTLE TURD

FATALITY

Mash > Andy

DAYUM

slams him into the ground

Kino

huh

That doesn't even look like Aisha

BAH GAWD

Mash just killed that nigga.

You can't expect me to care when you have pushed this shitty gag for this long.

are people really watching entire movies with a VR headset?

STOMP EM IN THE NUTS

fucking nark

You know what? This show IS funny!

Based and Mashpilled~!!!

F for Not Malfoy

Just fucking KILLS him

You don't have to lie you know. The joke got old 5 mins into episode 1

People will watch movies in a VR movie theater.

Black Clover gets really good after that retarded "DESPAIR" arc though
I realize there's no reason it should have taken that long

Yes I also watched Jojo
That was a rather long setup for a simple punchline, feels like a problem with this being a show rather than a manga

I wasn't sold on Mashle with the first ep, but ep 2 was where I saw the appeal. Mash doesn't give a fuck. He will put you in the ground.

Mash truly is best boy

Based and Mashpilled~!!!

I said it was dumb, didn't I?
There are at least two though.
I'm not.
I don't have one of those, and don't have any interest in getting one.

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really good

Don't exaggerate. It gets good at points, but it's still a teeter-totter of quality.

Keep spamming that.

fweewen-sama

Mash is so funny. He's as funny as Asta is in Black Clover! LMAO~

If they hire Japan to make everything then they'll demand the same awful qualities from anime. Support bad things so that good ones can continue to be made in secret, then pirate them. Because we can't just dethrone the huge companies that go around ruining competition until they own everything and get paid.

the real problem is how little we see these side characters and how quickly they pull a 180 after betraying Mash, with the show presuming that we give a fuck about them.

Mash doesn't give a fuck

Yes, but it's because he's retarded and shortsighted.
What if slamming that student had gotten Mash expelled? He and his dad would be on the run again.

there's people out there driving with them

Imagine Mash doing that to this girl during sex.

Wait, I think I screwed up

lmao. i love this guy i don't care what anyone says

kek

pc build came with a cd drive

How often does that happen.

oh yea, and?

wait a sec

Kek

I will. Until everyone sees the truth

Mash is a school shooter confirmed

lmao
okay this is actually pretty funny

after the first body, what's one more?

farman cregos? that's the first wacky name in awhile

I think I screwed up

NIGGA'S DEAD

I was wondering how she'd react to him doing that to the bully, I feel like this early on maybe she wouldn't have creamed and asked for him to do it to her on their honeymoon or something.

Nah, it's fine. Violence will solves all his problems.

beats up the vice principal

Kino

What made them decide on this rap motif for the background music?

Mash just starts dropping bodies cause the situation can’t get worse

Finally some brains in a MC

Jesus, kek

Mash has the vocabulary of a 6 year old.

Just fucking threatens to kill the Vice Principal for being a corrupt shit

kek

he brings up a good point. was this old dude literally just watching his son bully kids all day long, apparently just waiting for literally anyone to stand up to him so he can walk over and bully them as well

SMASH

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so THIS is (kinda) what a school shooter would be like in magic school

this is not how I expected this episode to go

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burying you

YOU'RE ALREADY A KILLER
THEN JUST KEEP KILLING

Saw him fucking up the rich kid from a mile away but still satisfying.

Far as I can tell, it isn't the soap. I just figured was a part of getting older. I've only gotten jury duty twice before this.

after the first body what's one more

Wow, Mash really would just eradicate the kingdom if this plan goes south.

because I made creampuffs

Fucking lmao

Assaults the Vice Principal.

Buries the Vice Principal.

Mash's autism is getting out of control.

Demarco redeemed. This was a good pick. Cope more haters.

Mash the earthworm

Mash counter threatening with Violence

Just like you can expel me, I can bury you. Throw in jail, cut me in half. As long as I can crawl, I WILL bury you.

Damn it, I think I like this guy.

I can bury you whenever I want

Hard as fuck

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Remember to get up and stretch your legs.

is people getting really tiny faces mashle's equivalent of one piece characters getting pointy angry teeth

its ok to b reak the rules if its for good

yeah, its dumbledore

HOWEVER

lol Dumbledore

Send me to jail

I don't give a fuck

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inb4 Mash decides to fuck up the school administration

Oh shit, Gandalf going rogue

"However, I will allow it because it was funny as fuck."

THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE....... but also based, you're free to go

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only thing I don't like about this. that and no lemon

HOWEVER

Mash, you're doing some major dick moves.

Keep up the good work.

If only all main characters could have this drive and outlook.

said dick moves were to assholes so its cool

Date Chizuko. Now. I won't ask again.

its always annoying when its a school setting where only the headmaster has any sort of morality and wisdom while all the other teachers are apparently corrupt or ignorant

TIME TO GRIND NIGGA

HOWEVER! A million billion points for gryffindor and anal rape for the entirety of slytherin

Eh, those who care just become the new bullies. In the long run stability is more valuable.

the headmaster saying 'however' is easily the funniest thing that's happened so far

sorry i zoned out lol

That's an orca in the yellow triangle.

Is he the wizard dude's son? He is so lenient on him.

15 POINTS TO Lemon

I will condense it

thanks I was zoning out too.

This is why Spy X Family has three main characters so they can do three fucking jokes instead of one.

Must be nice for other characters to bail him out without the MC even having to say a word. Excellent writing.

expel me, I'll just come right back and bury you up to your head again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. stupid's my business. stupid's what I do.

Man, and people say Andy get's free passes

H A W T hot!

derpy

noob

?

I'll kill you, I'm not afraid to go to jail

the trick to making a good creampuff is taking it out at the right time

made up sportsball game

omg first years never get to play

this really is a harry potter parody

after defeating Draco Malfoy, Mash Potter is recruited to the Quiddich Team

QUIDDITCH NEXT WEEK

QUIDDITCH NEXT WEEK

QUIDDITCH NEXT WEEK

QUIDDITCH NEXT WEEK

QUIDDITCH NEXT WEEK

QUIDDITCH NEXT WEEK

The trick to making the best cream puffs is to takie them out of the oven at the right time.

The wisdom of the ages here.

Quidditch

Come on man

Lemon spotted

How the hell is Tomkitsune here "HAWT"?!

I can't wait until AI takes all the translation jobs.

he’s even more dense than me

4th wall?

wait a minute there's 4 minutes left how are we fitting this in

sat cross-legged all my life

recently my right knee has started aching whenever I sit cross-legged

I'm getting old...

I'll take it out babe I swear. I've got great timing.

LEMON SPOTTED

Akihiko?

IT'S FUCKING QUIDDITCH TIME

bruh!

gets bailed out by dumbledore and invited to join the quidditch team

this feels familiar

I JUST REALIZED! WITCH PANTIES!

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GET DOWN

I'm assuming Mash is going to use his strong legs to leap and pretend he's flying the broom next week

commercials and a full ed of course that showcases the gay nature of things and how japanese editors forced the author to shoehorn in a female

NEW THREAD

Okay nevermind this show actually is directly making jokes based on the Victorian TERF books.

He's going to use his strong legs to spin like a helicopter and fly.

one that can't be taken away

Wait until tiger man finds out about swords.

Anything AI can do will still be 'done' by a human so that everyone's nephews can get paid. Unless it's work already done by peasants.

ah, nevermind.
damn it I want to see them in town hanging out in the show not just the credits

Rival next week

I missed ep 1, what is mash's actual core motivation, how does becoming a numba wan magical guy get him back his peaceful life with pops

Age just means you have to form good habits to stay in shape. You used to get a free pass for being young, now you need to actually maintain your body. Nobody but professional athletes should actually be declining after 30, you should be peaking in like your 50s.

oh hell yeah next week that looks good.

The police chief is blackmailing him.

maybe they're still popular in japan

NOPE, translations are going to be done by AI. Trails games are already starting to experiment with it. Video games is the only industry where everyone can be fucked over.

Accidentally got the attention of the magic popo, head of popo tried to kill his adopted dad, saw he's crazy strong and basically said "lol, become the wizard detective king and I'll let you two live in peace"

And they'll get reamed for it. Meanwhile, every working translator just runs ML over the source text and skims the result to smooth out weirdness, gets paid, and credits their employers with using humans to handle human language.

man I really thought this was a hentai and he was gonna say the dick

Video game industry getting any comeuppances for anything

This is the one time I don't give a fuck. Translators and artists can get fucked for all I care. I sincerely hope they all get replaced by AI.

judging by this show I think AI wouldn't really do any worse if it took over the writing jobs

bugles and soda

that ain't right bro

IMMA WRECK IT!

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