Uzi's new ride

Uzi's new ride.

I want to perform hand holding with N. I'm straight, btw. Not sure if that matters.

You're going to have to get through Uzi first

I love my wife.

James Elliott is the proud owner of a number of horses from an extremely rare breed

Such is their value to him that he beat his daughter. For attempting to ride them

To keep the horses rare and therefore valuable, he refuses to breed them

The law of value states that there is finite value in things. The more units you make of a thing, the more you spread it's value. Therefore you must keep things as scarce as possible so you can brag about owning them

It is mating season

The stallions are getting restless and uncooperative

"Fatheh, why do the horsies 'ave a fifth leg now?" asks Tessa right before her daily beating

James decides he has to get the beasts laid to calm them down without getting any fillies pregnant

Where Man encounters a problem, he solves it with technology

He looks around for a drone

V just so happens to be kneeling next to Tessa with a first aid box

He grabs the drone and throws it over the fence into the enclosure

"You there, machine. Go get mounted."

V gets on all fours, having lost her glasses

A horny horse sees her

It gets behind her

"My glasses! Where are my glasses?"

The horse sniffs her

Her smell is to it's liking

It tries to push it's engorged, cylindrical penis into her port

She yelps and scuttles, thinking in her blindness that she is in someone's way

The horse pushes her like this until the little maid's head gets trapped between the fence's bars

With V held firmly in place, the large animal pushes it's big, fat cock into her

Today V is for violated

The horsecock meets some resistance at first but soon it stretches her enough for it's use

"NO! NOOOO! STOP! YOU ARE HURTING ME!" V screams and cries

But her tears only make it's penis harder

Tessa runs to her and kneels in front her while the maid is getting impaled

"V! V! Fatheh, please help her!"

James beats his daughter for watching smut

Bestiality even! Why did God curse him with a harlot daughter

N the butler runs to the scene, drawn by his beloved's agonized screams

"VEEEEE! NOOOO!"

"Ah good, another one. In you go."

James just grabs N and tosses him into the enclosure as well

More five-legged horses approach him

N crawls backwards while looking at them in terror

"NonononoGLUGH! HNNNNG! HNNNNG!"

One of the horses took the first hole he presented, which happened to be his wide open mouth

Tessa, severely beaten at this point, turns her head

J and Cyn are watching the scene unfold from the distance

"Heeelp...me....J...." the aussie girl mouths at them

J shakes her head while Cyn looks at her and nobs with a :D expression on her face

.........

Around a year later V gives birth

Just in time to relieve the stallions again

She licks her lips. A gesture that makes N shudder even though he doesn't remember why

There's a whore inside every woman and the horsecock was long enough to reach V's and poke her awake

"I will tend to the horses, master."

The baby is a half-horse half-robot abomination

"Can oi keep et?" asks Tessa, who is a morbid goober and who also never learns

"No! You're getting a pony!" James says before administering a beating

The baby was donated to the colonial corps and ended up in a frontier colony where it grew up to shag women and shoot ruffians

James Elliott would had been proud

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I love this little horrific abomination like you wouldn't believe.

Cyn nods*. No proofreading as usual.

Cyn nudes*

This shit makes Cyn a hero (kinda) (at least in the manor)

it's funny to imagine his usual cheery doofus voice coming out of that thing

Bleh
Kissing Alice on the teeth and tongue

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Also whyd you gotta make it gay at end

Is this official

All fun and games until you added mind break and corruption to it.
But merit where its due, 8/10 would kek in disbelief again.

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Now do it with Louisa

*Louisa and an N-taur

I love your wife too.

Maid disassembly drones are something else....

I did not care for Nuzi.

It insists upon itself.

I love drone tism so much

Jesus...

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Can verify plushies are at FUCKING GAMESTOP. Yet to see any larger plushies or the animiniz anywhere

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I wonder if they are official, or cheap knockoffs.

Well, I know where I'm going next weekend

These wifes will kill you all

They're official, they got the merch tags and Glitch has begun putting out their merch in brick and mortars. I took this pic Friday of some Animatez I found at Hot Topic

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Worth it.

I'm pissed now, my gamestop closed last month

With snusnu

Not me, no, not my wife

Slut...

Oh neat, I’ll have to check out my local one to see.
Honestly the state of GameStop is just depressing, last time I was there it was a whole wall of Funkos, mix of anime and manga and other merch, then video games alone in a corner.

They're trying just about anything at this point. They now have their own brand of faux Game Boys, the kind that run the genuine carts but also have their own game carts. And while it was a different GS that had no plushies, another GS I visited had TCG singles for sale. I think they're really just trying anything to fend off the ever increasing encroachment of digital games

Anon...

What? That's what a deergasm looks like.