Does bakugo stand a chance against agent venom? Going by reasonable and wanked standards, of course

decay bypasses souls

nigga where

DOOOOOOOOMMMMMKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!

It worked on quirk vestiges, which they equalized to souls.

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING CHIEF!

The final battle. Shigaraki decayed Deku's soul in the vestige world and he lost his arms in the real world.

Post Doomguy carrying an entire console generation on his back.

KNEEL.

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They explained it on the video. He decayed Deku's vestige and his missing soul arms actually made him lose his physical arms.
The funny thing is that with this info in mind the fight is a lot more one sided considering the speed gap...

post Master of Fools even competing in the modern generation

it would be pretty funny if Shigirigi vs Mahto beat both despite these threads saying it'd flop

Yeah. Honestly, Mahito dodging the USJ Nomu's(fucking 2 of them?) was bullshit to begin with.
The USJ Nomu was specifically built to counter All Might, and was able to match 100% AM's speed and power. AM had to push beyond his limits to overcome that one Nomu.

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

can't destroy a planet

can't even carry an episode

KWAB

GODZILLA’S GONNA GO
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Kratosbros...what are we going to do if animeslop surpasses us...

...in laundry completion.

Halo is still getting books, comics, and toys so it's still popular. Where is Zoomguy's merch?

I can't go on..... I lost my estrogen pills AND the view count war.....

That would just confirm that Moro brings in the views regardless of the matchup. That's fine though since he makes fun to watch fights

Canon
Headcanon

Yeah didn't know that either and I was on team Shigaraki, this was a spite matchup in the vein of Omnilander

...because Godzilla is a respectable member of society unlike the Nikofag who is a dysgenic slob living in New Delhi

K, b, c.

nikonikoniko

kaijutard melty

^tranny slob above me

No lies detected.

^tranny slop above me

So believe it or not, but there is another version of Bardock distinct from Xenoverse, Heroes, and the Episode of Bardock that has attained Super Saiyan now.
This time it is Dokkan Story Mode Bardock. He is from Father of Goku but gets sent into a time and space displaced version of history where a lot of events are happening simultaneously. He eventually meets his squad again while they are forced under threat of death to fight the Protagonist group. Bardock convinces them to their side against Frieza. Sorbet shoots his Goku piercing laser at Bardock and he deflects it.Frieza turns into his final form and tries to kill Bardock with a death beam but Tora takes the bullet for Bardock instead. Bardock, having had the second chance of saving all of his friends from Frieza be taken away from him, attains Super Saiyan and singlehandedly defeats Frieza. Cold and Cooler show up basically as soon as Frieza dies and they attack as well and Bardock clears them too.
Can this version of Bardock beat Omni-Man?

Trvth Nvke

Nikotranny melty

kaijuloser meltdown

would he get dark donald scaling

Nothing matters, life is meaningle- AAAIIIEEEEE PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I'M TOO SCARED TO DIE

Nikotroon meltdown

NEXT TIME

kaijufuckup spergout

Nikocuckold still undergoing a psychotic episode

Put Composite Ronald against The Flash

nIkOnIkoNiko

Says the schizo off his meds.

Dootguy vs Master Chef is up next, huh? Depending on what they pull, maybe then we'll stop talking about Kratos.
The whole post-fight analysis didn't sound very convicting, but that might just be because I don't care about either series enough to actually think about it.
The fight was a little cluttered and was hard to read.
Ronald is already a composite of Nuke-level Dio and Rugal el Prohibido. Dark Ronald would be overkill.

next episode is two losers fighting for second place

>nIkOnIkoNiko

Says the schizo off his meds.

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Chief and Slayer are fighting over who gets to creampie Samus because neither would actually stand a chance in a fight against her

The best way the fight could have ended desu.
Have we ever seen the loser try to run away before the kill.

Meanwhile, what Mithra's been doing these last 2 months:

Bowser vs Eggman

JJchuds we still have Gojo winning...

PEDOtos delusions

Also wily

EggCHAD and WINly still had more dignity making a tactical retreat than MahaSHITo's pussy-ass fleeing.

what's even the connection here?

MicroSHART death battle

Who for which matchup?

ENTER

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Even in death, my duty does not end!

As much as Mankind serves me, I serve Mankind. And together, we shall ride this injustice.

This can only be won by absolute power.

My will is the will of Mankind. My will becomes wrath!

THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND CANNOT STAND AGAINST ME!

This ends, NOW.

MicroCHAD Death Battle

Would Ronald vs Sanders devolve into Mugen Ronald vs DC Sanders

TRASHpple is coping and seething over not having any iconic characters

Kept alive solely because orks are too dumb to realize he's dead

Emperor of Jobberkind

CHADpatine’s victim is getting uppity again

Slick Willy ftw

CHADpple out of NOWHERE

SHARTpple out of EVERYWHERE

OPUSHmmer 40KING

Solos fiction btw

SHITmmer 40KEKS

Their entire setting gets soloed by Forerunners btw

MicroDICKS seething at GODpple

Titus mogs everyone in this image btw

Explosions produce fire and sound

Venom week to fire and sound

Baku can spam explosions and move hyper sonic

He should win

PISSpple coping and seething over MicroOPUS

weeks of QUEEF WINS CAUSE LE CORTANA 11D

just kill me now

Jawline wise? Sure, gets beat up by them though

Titus gets RAPED by everyone in this image btw

... in the losing competition.

List of Master Chief feats

Stopped the Covenant

Knocked out the warrior Kratos in one blow

Evaporated an entire Covenant fleet by blinking

Fought with Spawn to a standstill

Threw a plasma grenade faster than Reverse Flash could react

Successful in killing Frieza via energy sword

Activated his shield in reaction to a Black Flash

Prevented the second raping of Invincible after fighting off five Viltrumites at once

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No lies detected

I am not looking forward to weeks of CORTANA 11D CHIEF WINS CUZ LORE
Can we FFWD please?

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Doomsissies is this true?

As a 343 executive I can confirm every single word in this post is factually correct.

It's THE Master Chief, Doomcucks. Mr. John Halo 007.

343

Shit and non-canon.

Imagine the ass hurt if chief wins and this shows up in the post analysis.

‘Fraid so.

Are you proud of me chief? My dad sure isn't...

more lore scaling = wins

would it be really surprising? this is gonna be another kratosura episode

everyone assumed it would be a stat stomp

fucking lol

343

Gold and canon

Doomguy…

Isn't that how people say Doomguy will win?

After the Chief vs Doom Slayer episode, the winner fights Samus.

Would unironically be kino.

the thing is that Doomguy SHOULD win, based on everything ive seen and heard, and i only hear that Chief could win BECAUSE of Cortana 11D loreshit hacking
So this is going to be a stinker if the latter happens as its going to be KRATOS WINS CAUSE LORE SAYS THIS OVER FEATS ON SCREEN
again

But literally everything that Kratos was scaled to happened on screen?

You're right. I forgot, can you post that scene of Kratos destroying a complex multiverse? Or a mountain?

Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

Eggman was more tactical and he was still trying to fight while getting some distance like trying to shoot junior with a laser gun. Mahito went full panic flee

Don’t switch gears now. You were making the argument that what he got was just WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS when the people he was scaled to did their feats on screen.
Helios illuminating the Underworld? On screen.
The Primordials creating the universe? On screen.
Ragnarok destroying Asgard and shaking Yggdrasil? On screen.
Atlas stealing the sun? On screen.

normal bardock can kill omniman so yeah

Could Shadow vs Mewtwo 2 still happen?

Doomguy has better lore wank and feats wank. All Chief has is "muh luck" and absurd Cortana wank to the point Chief is a complete non factor in his own fight

… none of which Kratos scales to.

Highly unlikely because

1) That would be cool

2) They would need to plan that out in advance anticipating that Doomguy vs Chief would've won the poll

Piss off Shadowfag.

No shityan will ever beat Omni-CHAD.

Can someone give me a brief rundown on how strong Samus is?
People here keep saying she is busted and that surprises me considering we are dealing with Doom "Loreman" slayer and Master "Omniversal Cortana hacking" chief

Zeus is above Helios and basically every other GOW Greece character and Kratos beat him.
Fear Zeus is above the Primordials and Hope Kratos beat him. That’s a pretty easy scaling chain.

…’s dirty dishes because he cleaned them himself already to avoid getting GAPED by CHADyans.

... in cuckdock's daydream while Omni-CHAD was busy with Gine.

Cool, then Kratos has destroyed a universe then right?

Flash switched to the Anti-Venom suit long ago which is resistant to both of those things. He can also turn into a dragon and breathe fire. Bakugo can barely even harm him. He puts a bullet in bomb boy's head.

it didn't btw and was confirmed by the devs to be the case. You'd also have ignore context to scale since the primordial thing required ALL of them killing each other for eons while Cronus only threw down against one and required backing from Gaea and his fellow titans, not solo. Then Zeus needed help from all the gods and BoO boost to deal with the titans, and Kratos in turn could barely hande a super weakened Cronus 1v1 and would have died without the BoO and if Cronus was a little smarter and decided to chew his food first.

Samus

Marathonguy's onahole

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Isn't Cortana super limited when tied to Chiefs armor?

Nope, but it wouldn’t even change anything if he could because he’s already beaten people who’re beyond universe creators.

… is a shallow imitation of STACYmus because SHITrathonguy gets fodderized by Ridley.

Actually zero IQ, the argument was about scaling

chefbros...

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GODtos scales above your hero. Accept it and become a better man.

Fear Zeus, even with retard scaling autism, is at best single universal since the Ascension opening required the near genocide of the entirety of the primordial race to fill out chaos and make the known universe. CHADguy mogged a guy who made complex multiverses on the level of Death Battle's maximum pushed Kratos wanks as mere pet projects. Doomwank is on a higher level.

its another scp vs tooru of U post

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Who the fuck was talking about Doom Guy?

… in fanfiction.

I am. It simply had to be reiterated so Kratoscucks could understand their place with their pea brains

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Everyone considering he's in the next episode.

LORE guy is next match

So did Mahito get the part?

Nolan-sama I'm ready

...to no-diff the entire Invincible verse

Start discussion about Kratos’ scaling

Suddenly pivots to talking about DG even though you should be using that argument against MC

Are you bipolar?
Wow I had no idea. You think I don’t know that?

check other sites

Chief winning is always the minority opinion

Chiefbros I don't feel so good....

Kek canon.

I did not think you did considering your cognitive issues saar.

Kek canon

Doom is the hype shit while Halo fell off with Infinite

K, b, c

…but enough about (You).

Pornhub, Xvideos, Xhamster are the only other sites I use outside of Anon Babble.

K, b, c.

Kratos won the battle, but Spawn won the war

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She's busted because of the versatility and potency of the equipment she's gathered over the years. She's got stuff wave beams which can bypass walls and objects and dark beams which can create portals which essentially act like black holes. Her Metroid form allowed to suck the energy from a large battleship and now Prime 4 is giving her psychic abilities. If we were to apply some wankage, she could get up to anywhere from planet to star level. I believe her beating Chief and Slayer comes down comparing what they're capable of doing in the games while disregarding lore and flowery prose.

Asura isn't a very popular guy

COPEtos

Spawn won the battle and the war though

Samus is very versatile and has hax while going up against foes with other hax. That said I don't think she has similar levels of "scale" wank like super Cortana and god mode doomguy.

Maybe there is something about those ancient aliens that have cosmic shit in their lore. I am not too familiar on deep metroid lore

goes inside kratos's dream and turns him into a sheep

KWAB

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She would die with old age trying to navigate the infinite maze that is Krato's mind.

MOGGEDmus

It’s time for Transter Queef’s FUNERAAAL!!!

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We should've gotten Isaac vs Gordon as the shooter men fight

11D Master CHADief is gonna GAPE DoomBITCH

The weebshit match was lowkey kino as fuck.

DELICIOUS WAR BRIDE

Sci-fi vs Fantasy matchups always get really wonky

having to resort to height

because neither doomSISSY or Chief can beat Samus in any aspect other than being biologically taller

KEK

Femdomsissy is here

l-look guys! We’re taller than a WOMAN!

This isn’t the own you think it is

Doomguy and Chief too busy fighting like gay little RETARDS

meanwhile CHADsaac mogs Gordon and bangs Samus

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Nope, but it wouldn’t even change anything if he could because he’s already beaten people who’re beyond universe creators.

I would gladly show you the feats for all these beyond universe + level characters...but I can't.

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tried to look on Anon Babble for discussion on Shigito

no catalog thread, obviously

look up “MHA”, “JJK”, “Hero Academia”, “Kaisen”

0 results

Shit dies so fast over there, what the hell

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MasculinityBITCH is having a melty

All the powerscalers from Anon Babble come here to debate.

GRvS was taken down, censored and reuploaded.

Saibaman-sama... I regret challenging you...

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Anon Babble mods are paid triple the salary of Anon Babble mods

No, I mean there are literally no MHA OR JJK threads, not even about the shows. These used to be “the next Shounen Big Three”, and now they’re just another FOTM, forgotten by all.

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Everyone's forgetting Samus is a girl and thus she will JOB to Master Chief and Doomslayer and their MULTIVERSAL COCKS

unironically using Anon Babble as a metric for anything

Then why didn't she job to Boba?

the shows ended. what do you want to happen? That they become hanger on like the absolute garbage /aot/ threads after it ended?

reddit

Im probably gonna pass on viewing shigaraki and mahito fighting. Anime fights are usually garbage anyway

No it's the real Arceus

No you don’t understand! A show HAS to have 24/7 generals up every single day after they’ve ended so they can be filled with the same people shitting up discussion and making the same five posts or else your show is le FOTM!!!!!!
Retards actually think like this btw.

I am so lonely. All the other Night Sentinels are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend-- They think I am unstable. They send me from realm to realm committing atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. "Doom Slayer". I don't even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire multiverse would care. Take it to your grave, Master Chief.

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You only hate humanity because you were born that way. I hate them for a reason. YOU grow up!

Based. I’m so sick of people nowadays pretending like having a backstory or motivation somehow makes you a less interesting character.

The thing is this thread is about the best webcartoon show of all time

Because he is not Multiversal, anon, keep up.

It is mostly just that that instance feels like the most natural progression for Bardock to get Super Saiyan compared to the weaker explanations found in other media. Also it probably affirms the notion that Bardock was right on the cusp of achieving it if he had just one more big push.
Also I enjoy how much Bardock is a mouther. It is different from Vegeta's cockiness and more like knowing he's at a disadvantage but still wanting rile up his opponent.
Admittedly I can't really explain why SSJ Bardock is such an appealing concept, but it is.

It sounds like either could just have sex and stop being pussies

… in bizarro world where TADC doesn’t exist.

I've never seen a single episode. It looks like it's for girls.

Post SHIT Battle having 300 million views.

Post tadc having blood and violence

Shiggy cant have sex or he'd kill the person he's fucking...

You weren’t supposed to ask that…

Good thing daddy afo was there to save shigiraki

None of those are really on screen though.

Wow thats awful. Lmao what a loser.

I…… AM INCAPABLE………..

kek incel

That's just how his decay quirk works. If he touches you with all 5 fingers you get dusted.

Wait so he could have sex.. he does know blowjobs exist?

TARDggy doesn’t know how to do backshots

What the fuck, he can’t turn it off?

can't he just put a cover on one finger then

Yes. But do you think any woman is gonna wanna have sex with his neet ass?
Even when he stops being a neet, he becomes a super villain.
Either way, I think he's a volcel since he hates humanity entirely.
Nope.

Shiggy died a virgin...while mahito may have had sex with some curse baddy offscreen

Wait until they come back for their final seasons

Sukuna vs Muzan gonna be wild.

SHITzan

He died a pathetic dog and has no place going up against Sukuna.
It would be another Shiggy vs Mahito or Omni-Man vs Homelander tier stomp.

mahito may have had sex with some [HEADCANON]

He canonically likes men.

Ok, but you have to give Ben another popular anime character for him to fight. Preferably one that's currently in the zeitgeist.

couldn't even get Toga to fuck him

INCELggybros...

Muzan is unironically a Culling Games level threat. He doesn’t hold a candle to EOS Sukuna.

Shiggy had an onahole nomu.

Solos Kratos and Doomslayer mid diff

FUARK

Naraku

No. If they don't use lore wanking Doomguy should still handily win with Master Chief's only shot at victory being the Binary Rifle.

Low diff*
FTFY

Yeah... Because Sukuna surely had a dignified and noble dead... Yep, he definitely didn't go down the exact same way Muzan did

Isn't vega a literal god?

Even at his weakest he could solo the DeathBattle verse.

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Post her destroying a wall

…’s laundry.

Yujiro

Homelander

Blackbeard

Hisoka

Fear Zeus is [HEADCANON]

Beats the literal embodiment of the sun

BEASTmu

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.... which consists of a redneck slob, a skinnyass nerd, and their gay friends. Kratos gets gaped by every other verse, though.

I just can't believe we're actually having either a wanked up 11D Chief or a street level Doom Guy. Can't be both or else there wouldn't be a match.

From the makers of:

Multiversal Kratos vs Galaxy-level Asura

We bring you:

Multiversal Doomslayer vs Large Building level (with rocket launcher) Chief

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Kratoskucks are this desperate for a win they're engaging with SkyCHADDERS now...

DoomBITCH trying to downplay 11D Master CHADief

Embodiment

So not the actual sun?

Touhou downplayer melty

Wouldn't it be funny if we get 11D Chief and street level Doomguy?

It's going to be 11d chief. Death battle is all about wank now. I have no idea what they'll pull out of their asses for chief.

Speedy said the whole research team was hesitant on doing chief vs slayer because of the mountains of research they would have to do for Halo. There's bound to be something wank worthy in all those books, CDs, and interviews.

You are a fucking JOBBER. A FODDER. A street level, wanked, non-canon, featless WEAK BITCH. You shitty TRASH TIER from a TRASH TIER verse. You FRAUD. You absolute LOSER. A small fish in a small pond who gets STOMPED, BLITZED and HAXED.

Kratos out of NOWHERE

Did they have to kill him in such a disrespectful way? They couldn't even let him die with his original shape they had to turn him into a retarded goomba thing?

Post Chef destroying an 11D structure without the help of his tardwrangler (female).

…and by “11D”, I mean “11 Different Deaths to Suffer at the Hands of DoomGOD”

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But he can win

He deserves it. Nihilists suddenly acting like life matters when it’s their own life on the line is the ultimate comeuppance.

Chief is high outversal to boundless depending on the wank.hes gonna be fine.

Jetstream Sam…

Dude even the Next Time teaser places most of the spotlight on Doomslayer, they're not even trying to hide how much of a Doom wankfest this is.

It's accurate to the source material. And they never really treat despicable characters respectfully when they lose.

Dude seemed to be kind of a cunt, if their rundown was mostly true, you can give those guys bitch deaths

Wouldn't it be funny if they just put them at building level, instead of hyper super duper boundmniversalvstance++++?

Hmm? Sukuna admitted he lost, accepted that his outlook on life was flawed and told Mahito to stop being a baby about it.

Muzan went out crying, begging Tanjiro not leave him alone and is still whining about it when he's seen in the afterlife.

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AGHAHGAHGGH! HOLY FUARK I FORGOT MY SUNSCREEN AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Modern Doomguy does too much stupid shit to not have the match be at the very least planetary in scale

Death Battle fans when they step outside for 12 attoseconds

Not attached to the ground

Not a wall

Yes, in GoW1. That’s small fry compared to the things he does later

The closest feats to worrisome in the Halo canon are the ridiculous hacking feats for Cortana and the a possible link back to the Forerunners via John's Librarian Enhancements and that being seen as Forerunner Scaling.
Praetor was able to be hacked (via Contact), and they might apply that to Doomguy's new/old armor.
On the Vega-side, Cortana has taken on the weaker end of Forerunner AI and won, which might be upscaled to match God-Vega

He is one of those dudes where he is actually really strong in feats (Like city level), but none of his feats compare to his lore...Most of them are all lore, no feats (dante, sanic, Kratos).

oh ok. didn't remember he flies in space destroying planets. mind posting him doing that?

I, for one, I'm loving that the Death Battle general is slowly turning more like /dbs/

Thank you Koffing

Chompy Mage...

That or Multiversal Doomslayer VS Outerversal Cortana and Chief

Clearly I was talking about the scaling Death Battle would go with them. Not my scaling nor your own. Or do you honestly think they'll have both of them at something like city level?

I don't think he is though. There isn't really indication that any entity is stronger than another since Kratos only ever gets stronger once when he opens Pandora's Box and again when he becomes God of War. After that point Kratos is permanently weakened through his power getting succ'd into the BoO.
I believe the Evils of Pandora's Box weakened the afflicted Olympians, if not in terms of power then at least their mental faculties. They sealed them away out of caution after their creation during the Titanomachy and did their best to prevent anyone from ever opening it... until Ares lashed out. Athena's Oracle did say that the only way to defeat a god would be inside Pandora's Box, so it would make sense.

I wonder if they're doing Doomslayer VS Master Chief now in an attempt to out-stupid their Kratos scaling.

Without scaling for stupid shit like Davoth, here's some of Doomguy's feats:

Absorbs Strength from Fallen Foes

Stands in a Room hotter than the surface of the sun without suffering damage

Punches Tons of Stone hundreds of feet

Impacted Objects at Significant Fraction of Light Speed without harm

Wields a sword hotter than the Big Bang

Wields a Minigun that fires rounds that are bigger and faster than the rounds from Halo's Sniper Rifle

Wields a Plasma gun that explodes Shields so violently that they cause people to explode

John Halo's gonna die.

>Explosions produce fire

breh

Doesn't he also have absolute zero ice grenades or something?

Stands in a Room hotter than the surface of the sun without suffering damage

this is not impressive

Post Piccolo doing it.

You fucking retard.

that's not it, silly. temperature is not heat, that room doesn't scale to the sun
compared to the rest of the list, it is UNimpressive

The Chief fought Didact, and Didact has loads of infinite speed feats in Epitaph.

I watched the deathbattle because why not and like. Besides the domain expansion it was pretty hard to tell what was actually happening. None of the transformations really seemed like they were important to the fight? They just kinda do the thing if that makes any sense. Shigaraki can open portals that make nomus come out of them? The nomus don't do anything but let mahito morph them for what appeared to be a beam struggle? The characters just arent very cool. And thats a bit of a shame even the lines they say to each other are just lame and not intimidating. The fights setting is neat though i thought they were gonna pull an refrence to omniman vs mark for some reason.

Luckman wins because he's just that lucky

Which you can technically scale him to because he actually reacted to Cortana, who is a being of light, in real life. So there's scaling to be had.

Multiversal Kratos vs Galaxy-level Asura

You mean submountain Kratos vs multi-galaxy Asura.

Luckman ain't that lucky, he lost to a monkey

I swear to God, if "reacted to Cortana, who is a being of light, in real life" turns out to be "he turned to look at a hologram" I am going to shit in your spaghetti.

Most people would've survive throwing hands with a monke.
Luckman is lucky to survive.

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Wouldn't that be average luck?

Doomguy looked at a laser beam one tome. He's massively FTL because he moved away from the laser before it activated

Damn my autocorrect killing my own joke.
Wouldn't*

He can fight Makoto Naegi

Yeah, unlike Luckman I wasn't lucky.

Yeah, the downside it that it might be hard to tell what's going on if you're not familiar with either series

Take the armor off and Doomguy is still capable of tanking a huge amount of damage. If anything, taking the Preator off may be an advantage in this fight.

I hate all Wonder of U, GER, tusk act 4, ect discussions it only every boils down to whether or not the other character resist or is immune to high level reality and probability warping

And Goku, who beats them all.

won

… in the biggest fraud of all time contest.

Post SHITku destroying a galaxy.

I CAN’T!!

I….. AM INCAPABLE………..

F-F-F-F-F-FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everything boils down to if one ability can surpass another ability

Yeah that’s usually how a fight between abilities works.

Done.
He did this after EVERY being in the galaxy refused to kiss his wife.

Giorno's GER can't one shot anyone in Jump Ultimate Stars so no

That’s a non canon game and it doesn’t even one shot in canon since RTZ activates immediately even if they don’t die.

The FRAUD competition.

I watched the fight on my phone at work so take my opinion with a grain of salt.
I didn't have problems following the action, if anything it was easier to tell what was happening than in other episodes like Kratos vs Ashura or Omniman vs Bardock.
The only real complain I have is Mahito's naked torso looking a bit weird sometimes, other than that the animation was great.
Well, I do have a small nitpick about the scale of the fight, it was extremely small, I guess that's fine for Mahito but for Shigaraki it felt odd. Plus the domain barrier Mahito created was extremely small as well, when in canon those are around the size of a house.
The writing was average, I didn't cringe with the lines so that's decent I guess but I never found myself amazed at the dialogues.
At least they got the personalities somewhat right, I didn't feel any OOC moments

K, b, c.

SJ owns all the rights to the characters and death battle doesn't care about canon

They unironically used the word "chud"

Welp. I guess we know the word that's the new "woke" in terms of "things I don't like".

Anon Babble won.

The pedophile has another shit opinion, imagine my shock.

Do you genuinely believe that Shiggy isn’t a chud?

Wonder of U

You don't need to be a reality warper or something like that to beat it, most characters with strong Regen can beat Tooru mid diff, but if you don't have a way to sustain crippling injuries mid battle there's a good chance you will lose.
Besides calamity WoU doesn't have anything to physically protect itself or Tooru

GER

Yeah, GER is an awful stand Design

Tusk Act 4

Act 4 is fine, it's just a punch ghost that on its own is roughly relative to Stone Free in power and Speed.
The Infinite rotation is the actual "problem" but if your character can't stop Jhonny from getting the Golden Rotation then I think is fair they get Rotated, and if your character can actually fight on equal terms with Infinite Rotation Tusk then it is very likely they can just obliterate Jhonny before he even gets the chance to obtain it in the first place

Shiggy is a mutated homeless person?

He is closer to an anarchist libtard than a right wing conservative

Yeah. It isn't as good as Bowsegg and SpawnRider, but it is better than Gioker.

The funny thing is that even weakening GER this much still means it's stronger than Persona hax that fails against trucks

Swan is a leftoid. He doesn't know what "Chud" and "Nazi" mean besides "term for who Rachel Maddow tells me I should hate."

I always wanted to know how "chud" caught on as a word, and how many of the people who use it even know of the 80s movie.

He is closer to an anarchist libtard

Doesn't matter. A chud is whatever you want it to be as long as you hate it a lot.

Chud's can't pull bitches. Shiggy did.

You can blame the film Donnie Darko for that since a lot of leftists really loved that film because iirc a lot of them self-inserted as Jake Gyllenhaal's character.

He literally is. Look at him post family murder and post AFO rape. Literally a homeless mutated freak. He only looks not shaggy when his hair turns silver and he gets experimented on.
Why are you guys talking about politics?

He's best friends with a lesbian, a racial minority and a literal troon.

I guess everyone is a "chud" then, chud.

That's not even strictly true, Shiggy doesn't give a shit about what kind of person a person is, he just has a chip on his shoulder regarding heroes that left him vulnerable to the machinations of AfO. Though also AfO caused that original chip.

Villians who can regenerate constantly suffer fatal injuries

Villians with no regeneration never suffer fatal injuries

Gay.

But I’m not homeless, mutated, nor is my only source of warmth a bunch of baggy clothes.

Late to the party, but I called Mahito vs Shiguraki being a spite match up - Mahito is a massive, MASSIVE cunt, and seeing him get his shit clapped was to be expected

Name one (1) woman Shiggy managed to attract.

Toga

She’s herosexual.

So like what even is the argument for Chief here?

what they're capable of doing in the games while disregarding lore and flowery prose.

Literally when was the last time Death Battle ever did that

She's herosexual

What?
Cortana's elite hacksorz abilities.

Does Frieza getting bisected count?

Id put it on a similar tier as Ghost Spawn and Bowsegg for the added facor of the characterization. Mahito was fun and the exchanges were great along with the ending

KEKAROO!

Kratos

Season 2, maybe?

When he's like the one character who can survive that? Not really, and it was a big part of him winning against Megatron

Sora Vs Pit

Cortana with Forerunner giga wank. The issue is she only gets that if she isnt linked to Chief so you basically have to make it 2v1 unless you let VEGA do similar as the Father. Then it just becomes a HACKIIIIING fight woth those two while doomguy bullies chief

Samus is getting psychic powers this year too so she's growing stronger.

le 11d lore!

ok but what does that actually mean, how does that help you win a fight

Higher scaling BITCH

Chief has 11D attack potency despite relying on 3D bullets

KEKYPOW!

He does the 'goomba thing' in canon, and he runs away a lot
Mahito actually dies terrified, and screaming when he does get killed in JJK
youtube.com/watch?v=0sUgaZyLhK0
It's quite delightful, actually

Cortana and an antimatter rifle

Yeah if it is a sliding scale of overall quality it goes:
Bowsegg > SpawnRider >= Mahitoraki >> Gioker > Amonguys >>>>>>>> Omnidock >> Kratosura
Characterization
Bowsegg = Mahitoraki = Amonguys >= SpawnRider >>> Omnidock >>>>>> Kratosura

I don’t get how “LoL player” is supposed to translate to “alt-right”

If this doesn't evolve into Cortana vs Vega, I'm going to demand a refund.

Wow, isn't that the badass LE DOOM SLAYA!?!? This is so epic and metal XD! le based dev god Hugo and his butt buddy le Marty want to EXPAND THE DOOM POWA FANTASY, uh, yayah!!! Shut up and take my money lmao :P THE DOOM SLAYA NOW HAS EXPOSED BICEPS OMGG!!!!!, I'm getting really horny!!!! Oh wow all wads are canon... wowow omg that means NUTS.WAD IS CANON OMG SO WACKY AND CUHHHRAZEH OMG DOOM SLAYA FIGHTING FOR AEONS OF TIME UHHHH MMMMM YESSSS THE ANCIENT DEMONS SAVED HIM UHHHH FEELS SO GOOD MMMM LORE EXPOSITION IM FEELIN REAL NICE!!!! MY PENIS HAS BEEN MEGASPHERED UHHHH *looks down at his shrivelled member and grabs it with a swipe from the side like an edgy DOOM SLAYUH cutscene* WOW, WHAT'S THIS?? HE STAYED IN HELL TO FIGHT THE DEMONS LIKE IN DOOM 64?!?!?! HOW BASED CAN ID GET?!! *starts stroking and making epic revenant AHHH meme noises* I-IS THAT A FLOATING QUESITON MARK AND EXTRA LIFE IN MY DOOM GAME, UH YYYYYYYESSSS!!!! *hand turns into a fucking mach 5 piston with iron man colors and a snoo decal* AHHHHHHH OH MY GOD HE IS AN ANCIENT WARRIOR AND LE ANCIENT CIVILIATION ALIENS LE ALIEN QUEEN AND VEGA ROAD TRIP THROUGH SPACE AAAHAAAHAHA IM COOOOOOMING AND CONSOOOOOMING REDDIT-TIER LOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!11111 *wipes cum on doomguy amiibo and strokes 3d printed crucible he made from an r/doom tutorial while waiting out his refractory period by dressing up as doomgirl and posting it for karma then getting hard again because he read an epic marty strapon tweet about how mick gordon is farting into a mic for the third time to score the epic kar en kukold dlc*

I look like this and say this

NOOOOooOo not the 11D plasma grenade!!!

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KWABito

This stupid webseries is making me consider watching both MHA and JJK.

Shut the fuck up building level grandpa,and sit on your shitty golden throne

You're supposed to post Kratos bro.

Anyone notice that it’s always Boomstick saying all the left-wing, male feminist lines? You’d think Wiz would be the one to say them, since leftists heckin’ love science. But the only Wiz line I remember from recent memory, that wasn’t raw analysis, was him going:

Eggman has friends, right? I mean, he’s a feminist!

…nevermind.

Which if anything, seemed anti-progressive, like it was a jab at feminists not having any friends. Why did they make the gun-toting redneck more liberal than the literal scientist?

loreshit is fine when it's the guy I like

Huh?

This webm is amazing

They're probably over-correcting from the earlier seasons where Boomstick was an overt pervert

all Doom wads are canon

Doomslayer is outerversal by columbine scaling

Doomnigger jobs to the average policeman

You wish I did, Asuracuck.

Quick someone make a doom wad where you kill master chief

It isn't that deep, it is just script balance.

Quick someone make a doom wad where you're killed by master chief

Please have mercy on me...

I was expecting this to be a gif and was disappointed

Knull's bitch

She’s killed millions of my sperm

Kratos victim

Those policeman exist in real life, and were the same who arrested darkseid, retard bro..

samefaggot moeBITCH

Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

Weaker than one obsessed lesbian

KWABdoka

Goddamit, such a sexy slut...And madoka is there I guess..

11D plasma grenade… please spare me… I can’t even destroy a mountain…

Darkseid isn't even above sound waves carrying vibrations

...'s laundry

Canon

Kratos is infinite dimensional

He's beyond all dimensions

Yeah, he can only tank a million decibels of white sound...Wait

…ly WEAK!

…ly levels of weak.

11D combat knife

This was debunked. Kratos killed zeus. Zeus is Olympus. Olympus is a giant mountain.

... in his laundry folding abilities.

All the insane reaching with lore-scaling just to make characters do things Xeelee do canonically

Post your favorite character satisfying two or more women at the same time

SHITlee

SOLOSEVERYONEINTHISTHREADlee

Gigaversal god that's still beholden to the physics of sound propagation in 3D space btw

Do not go down this 11D road. You will lose.

What the fuck is the 11th dimension

KINGtos said this.

Zeus is Olympus

As in he rules Olympus and everyone there follows him to death. His death means Olympian reign is dead (but the mountain remains).

Boundless air, boundless space, boundless atoms, boundless time, all of them downscaling from the real life policeman.

They handle the cosmic laundry folding there, that's why Cortana (female AI) could access it

the guy who jobs to Captain America is gonna go up against the guy who gapes Kratos

Why should I even care about that?

You tried to warn them Kratos, but some people simply refuse to accept help and fix themselves.

Kratos killed the very concept of mountains

Fuark...

faster than light

can't evade slower than light soundwaves

I heard of this before somewhere else...

Ok but zeus did make olympus in the first place. He created the mountain meaning he has mountain level ap.

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the mountain and olympus crumbled after he died

immediatly trigger the resident Asurafaggot (or weaboofaggot since Asura sold like, 3 copies)

Kratos dominates your mind.
And Koffing his by his side. Corrupting your soul with his toxic gas.

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I dunno, feel like they're just gonna make Doomslayer win considering Chief won last time, unless they double down on Chief winning.

Remember when the mountain sized cosmic Titan Kronos tried to squash Kratos and Kratos just benched his arm out the way?

Explain this lovecraft bros

James Murry and Joe Gatto vs your underaged relatives.

Most scifi authors don't know their field very well so their verse won't scale as high as other scifi verses written by actual experts.
But scifi is too grounded to match more fantasy heavy series even if it is written by people who know their stuff.

i used a nuke to kill a mountain im mountain level

Remember when the mountain sized cosmic Titan Atlas Kronos tried to squash GOW1 Kratos and Kratos just benched his arm out the way?

Post Kratos moving faster than light.

Azathoth is infinite but Kratos is Boundless

This is how Chief is gonna win.

But scifi is too grounded

nobody tell him

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Post it

My hero Q would never

I think the Joe claims are bullshit, but holy shit there's literal photos of Murr all over a 16 year old

The rock is traversing the infinite Hel in a finite amount of time. Making both Kratos and the Rock infinite speed.

Do you know the educational background of the guy who wrote the Xeelee Sequence

immediatly trigger the resident Asurafaggot

thinking they exist instead of people who think Kratos is shit and weak

Nigger baxter like has 20 PHD, it is insane.

That rock out speeds Wally West btw

You've reminded me that VSBW uses 11D for High Complex Multiversal but that it is explicitly not meant to be String/M/Super String theory.

Normal Bardock can kill Omni man, the Viltrumite glazing from Death Battle was beyond retarded

The God of War universe actually has an atmosphere with air octillions of times thicker than our own. That’s why MFTL beings move far slower in the games.

Source: the cookbook. They tell you the temperatures in the recipes are adjusted to account for lower air pressures IRL

Damn, Kratos KILLED someone whose DEATH made a mountain disappear which he had NOTHING TO DO WITH, holy FUARK he must be slightly above WALL LEVEL……..

I just want the Invincible Amazon series to finish airing already so White People's Dragon Ball will stop getting so much wank.

doom slayer/guy a marine

saw all his fellow soldiers die to demons and ect...

he's gonna fight master chef because lmao

Doomguy would never intentionally harm and or kill a fellow marine/military member so the whole idea is lame

Prime 4 made her even more broken by giving her psychic powers on top of her petri dish genetic make up

Zeus is Olympus.

The fight is obviously gonna start with a poor Grunt screaming about “THE DEMON!” and pointing at Chief, which is gonna cause Slayer to go apeshit on him.

Idk why i find these kinda comments funny...

That's why, in a never before seen move. Death battle is going to do the first in-character episode, where chief and dguy have gay sex to the death instead.

KINGofKINGSSSSSSSTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSS!!!

The gag here between "advanced" sci-fi and fantasy is that the average fantasy author actually has less of an imagination than math and science PHD nerds.
They try and think of insane feats, and it's like one guy punches so hard it destroys the universe, or they break the laws of physics, or have some fourth wall breaking narrative hacks and then they can't think of anything that goes beyond that. Then the different "dimensions" are little more than another 3d box stack together by "string" and the 5-11d is just the magnitude or the power superscript of how many 3d boxes are stacked next to eachother.
This pop culture definition is not a scientists, physicists or a mathematician's definition of a "dimension" and they can actually kind of see the failure of human intelligence to grasp the order of the universe around them similar to how ants can't perceive more than 2 dimensional spaces, then these sciencefags can spitball and imagine shit, scenarios and cosmoology that goes beyond anything in fantasy.
Lovecraft started out just trying to make humans feel like insignificant specs in an inconceivable large cosmology and currently that kind of cosmology is where the scientific community is leaning.

FLEEhito was kino.

Reminder Kratos destroyed the very abstract concept of fate across the entire multiverse confirmed in the novel

His death just lifted some rocks LMAO. Gaea did more fucking damage than he did by just crushing the building Kratos and Zeus were in.

Speedy....
You're acting like Deathbattle having the combatants be out of character is anything new.
I mean, all we've seen of her psychic powers so far is her opening doors.

Abstract

Not platonic? What a chump

the explosion literally turns the wntire mountain into steam bro did you not see it?

Platonics are abstracts.

Another thread won by KINGtos scholars

But not all abstracts are platonic, done

How about you post a mountain destroying a Kratos, MountainBro.

looks at Kronos and Atlas fights where Kratos TANKED them

I CAN’T!

Kratos destroyed Greece, where Plato lived

You're heading into the domain of metaphysics and cosmogony if you're actually acid tripping your way into absurd cosmologies. That's not science.

looks at dust

sees steam somehow

Kratos is still standing on the mountain, which Zeus didn’t destroy btw.

post Cell destroying a solar system

I ca...CAN!!

I know, it's called "science fiction"

What if this bullshit non-epistemic placeholder theory we made was real lmao

Can I make the next thread?

Powerscalers get no diffed by first year discrete mathematics is what you're trying to say?

Baxter is more of a hard scifi writer.

I will permit it.

And controling her shots in what seems to be massively slowed down time.

have to use non-canon vidya

Basic high school maths more like

Stepping out of the vsbattles bit, that directional shot is really underwhelming. I can't think of I time where you'd want to use it over just blasting enemies normally, outside of puzzles or boss fights. If anything, it looks like it'll slow down the pace of combat.

Kindergarten math

FTY

I think it will get used for puzzles mostly, or the occasional specific enemy type weak point.

You should have been bullied more in high school.

Yo look at these pixel math I smashed together, he's fucking MULTIVERSAL

ACKSHULLY.. after analyzing the interactions of black holes on matter I've deduced that gravity in this universe is 10,000 magnitudes weaker than the real world, basically I personally could kill him with 1 punch. Planck's renders this a fodder verse

I am a nuclear engineer, I did the bullying

That's not what discrete mathematics means. It is just like basic set theory regarding infinite sets.

Kratos never fought Atlas he swung around and kicked chains into the ceiling in CoO and in GoW 2 he begged Atlas not to kill him because they were on the same side and Atlas let go of him.

You're not fooling anyone Bruce.

Who cares about power scaling.
We need goonscaling.
Your character is scaled based on how bad the bitches they pull are.

You mean rapescaling

Doom guy bros.. I can't find a Doom girl!

Kratosbros... his wife's past is not her business anymore...

Chief has an AI GF. Kratos gets laid constantly but only cares about his wife. Spiderman has *snicker* MJ.

KINGtos remains at the top.

Doomguy had a wife and child (emphasis on "had")

Cheif's gf was an AI who went crazy then died, and now he's stuck with her autistic clone

I don't know if any of these count as winning.

Caring about in-character behavior in death battle of all things

Retardbro...

My Shepard is beyond boundless because I chose the Synthesis ending, thus making Shepard apart of every reaper and mortie

How does that help him attract bad bitches?

Because he's apart of every bad bitch and those things bad bitches are attracted to.

Wait, to rape you need to physically overpower someeone (physical stats), use haxs (haxs), or inteligence, which means you can scale that to average powerscaling.

Thank fuck someone on this site accepts that fantasy and science fiction are not the same

...but actually they just put in their books bogus "theories" (that aren't accepted by the scientific community) that someone else came up with, so in the end it's the same thing as a fantasy author saying "higher real of existence" but with more sciencebabble

Wasn't this episode supposed to come out tomorrow?

AIIEEEE where is the next thread?

Wow, isn't that the badass LE CHOMPID MAGIA?!? This is so epic and Chomp-Tastic XD! le based dev god Kaos and his butt buddy le Master Eon want to EXPAND THE SKYLANDS POWA FANTASY, uh, yayah!!! Shut up and take my money lmao :P THE CHOMPY MAGE NOW HAS EXPOSED FACIAL HAIR OMGG!!!!!, I'm getting really chorny!!!! Oh wow all skylanders are canon... wowow omg that means NEO CORTEX IS CANON OMG SO WACKY AND CUHHHRAZEH OMG CHOMPY MAGE FIGHTING NEO FROM ITS ABOUT TIME UHHHH MMMMM YESSSS THE ANCIENT ARKEYANS SAVED HIM UHHHH FEELS SO GOOD MMMM LORE EXPOSITION IM FEELIN REAL NICE!!!! MY portal of power HAS BEEN placed a skylander upon UHHHH *looks down at his shrivelled traptanium trap and grabs it with a swipe from the side like an edgy SKYLANDERS cutscene* WOW, WHAT'S THIS?? HE STAYED IN THE SKYLANDS TO FIGHT THE DOOM RAIDERS LIKE IN TRAP TEAM?!?!?! HOW BASED CAN TOYS FOR BOB GET?!! *starts stroking and making epic youtube.com/watch?v=yFlzl2d48Bw noises* I-IS THAT A FLOATING ISLAND AND SUB ATOMIC PARTICLE GENERATOR IN MY SKYLANDERS GAME, UH YYYYYYYESSSS!!!! *hand turns into a fucking mach 5 piston with iron man colors and a snoo decal* AHHHHHHH OH MY GOD HE IS AN ANCIENT WIZARD AND LE ANCIENT CIVILIATION CHOMPIES LE GOLDEN QUEEN AND TIME TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE AAAHAAAHAHA IM COOOOOOMING AND CONSOOOOOMING SKYLANDERS LOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!11111 *fucking gurglespits cum on traptanium portal containing chompy mage and strokes stolen manequinn with 3d printed chompy mage head and massive breasts filled with silicon and cushion stuffing and legos he made from an awesome tutorial while waiting out his refractory period by dressing up as Chompy Mage and posting it for karma then getting hard again because he read an epic vsbw page about how dream catcher goes into stealth elf's dream and rapes her with a massive sheep that has a horse cock because we don't know what a sheep's penis looks like*

Xeelee kneel to Monads

gone

I ate it.

Kratos solos everything Baxter ever wrote.

tell me about kratos, why does he fear GODlanders?

watching Mahito vs Tomura, despite freezing rain fucking with the power in my area. Last time the power flickered was 12 hours ago

The clash where Mahito sends the nomu-flesh at Shiguraki's torrent of hands

"Game Over"

Power flickers, and goes out for a couple seconds

holy fvcking kino

Only a couple of seconds

Your favela TANKED that

I have a similar phenomenom, except it is the fucking Zero vs X song popping in my playlist in the funniest moment.

It happened again after I made this post.
Help, they're kicking my ass
These two are BOUNDLESS

… in the laundry folding contest.

kratos has no answer to this team up of BOUNDLESS BEASTS

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needs eons to destroy ONE universe

while GOW characters can destroy macrocosms in an instant

Post Kratos destroying a moon.

Post Kratos destroying a mountain/

sci fi series need to rely on philosophy and theology to upscale their verse

FRAUDS

post kratos surviving a heart attack

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Buddhist cosmology already stomped Xeelee and all the other sci fi fodder before it was even created thousands of years ago.

post jesus destroying a mountain

Mythological Kratos already stomped Xeelee and all the other sci fi fodder before it was even created thousands of years ago.

I-I can't...

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Ein sof? Solos all sci fi verses.

Why destroy the mountain when Jesus can forgive it for all its sins?

Jesus went to hell and caused and earthquake
then he fought demons while ascending

Mountain TANKS that btw

nothing in Xeelee is even infinite

Kratos negs

HOLY FUARK... mountains are strong...

gets eroded by rain and wind

Enough about DESTROYING mountains, could your HERO climb a mountain and survive?

galaxies actually get destroyed in Xeelee

no galaxy ever gets destroyed in 40k but it gets scaled higher

Xeelee is to 40k what Asura is to Kratos

A bitch?

He clearly MAKES a mountain you dummy