So it looks like we're gonna need a another Guardians of the Globe team because you people either drop like flies or...

So it looks like we're gonna need a another Guardians of the Globe team because you people either drop like flies or quit.

I don't need your backstory, What's your name? what's your power?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

Ape man physiology...

Im Monking

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bow_Construction

The user can construct bows (including crossbows) and arrows from nothing or by shaping the existing matter or energy allowing them to attack from distance.

welp turns out I'm a turbojobber

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Soul Bestowal

The ability to bestow soul-based abilities onto others. Technique of Soul Manipulation. Variation of Power Bestowal.

I think I'd be better suited working at the office creating more superheroes than going out into the field.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hyper_Mind

Big Brain and I'm obviously not combat efficient so I'm at HQ in a hidden bunker where no one will ever know about.

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or by shaping the existing matter or energy

It sounds like you could create bows that shoot light or radiation, which could be pretty powerful.

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”Name’s Sovereign.”

He shrugs, hands in his pockets.

“Power’s... well, I make people stop thinking for themselves. Not my fault if they weren’t that good at it to begin with.”

He glances around at the others, unimpressed.

“Look, I’m not here to make friends or prove anything. You point, I handle it. If they fold, they fold. That’s on them.”

He looks back at the director, tone calm but solid.

“Just don’t waste my time, and we’ll be fine.”

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yeah but what if I suck at bows so I make cool bows but I can't shoot shit with them

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Make a bow that never misses, duh.

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Uh, hey, I'm Steve Johnson. I think I messed up the job application, I meant to apply as a data analyst. Powers? Uh, I got a metal plate in my head from a skull fracture I had 10 years ago, is that anything?
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Metal_Skull_Plate

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Salt_Constructs

The user can turn salt into different forms and objects of varying detail and permanence, ranging from simple shapes and images, to individual elements, substances and materials, to functional items such as tools and weapons, to more complex creations such as living or non-living entities, entire structures and even environments in certain cases, among other phenomena. Depending on their control over the source of their constructs, those who have mastered this ability can use it for almost any situation, creating anything they need.

they call me The Saltshaker

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Too bad i mind rape you into being a jobber

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no
i'm the beginning of the universe, bitch

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hypnotic_Writing

Write letter to someone

Instruct them not to open it until a certain time and place

They open it at a dinner party with high profile person

As per instructions, they flush the letter first

Then they kill the target with a fork

Oh wait, I'm supposed to be a good guy. Guess it depends on who I got killed.

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I got Sweat Generation. Can I get something better?

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You’re redundant and I will mind rape you for your arrogance

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I am a biotic god!

I think things, and they happen!

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Sure

You want it to explode?

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Technomagical Symbiosis

so I can be a really shitty techjacket?

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I literally mind rape everyone in this thread

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Ah ah ah, who do you call when there's an invisible man sleepin' in yo bed?

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I mindrape you first by sending you to hell and manifest air bubbles into your bloodstream

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Go back to Anon Babble, Makima. The adults are talking.

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Seeing as I am everything from Logos to the Demiurg, I probably put you there for the lulz.

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Duplikate gets thrown at villains to serve no purpose except fodder instead of being used as a massive search and rescue force/other support role.

Yeah bro nah you're getting sent face first into a viltrumite battle.

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Chromosome Manipulator

Just call me the Retard Wrangler.

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my fucking sides

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Flight

I do the job

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I have the ability to ride anything in the air. You know how witches fly on brooms? Its like that, but anything I can touch and get roughly on top of.
Not sure what my max speed is, but I know its at least 150 mph. Really the biggest problem is that at that sped I have trouble holding on, and if I lose contact we both stop flying so I'd rather not risk it and turn into a splatter.

I call myself "Liftoff"

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You could turn enemies into harmless bows

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Ok

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omni-Reality_Creation

Omni-Reality Creation

User can create and/or generate the Alpha Reality, the origin and source of all realities. Allowing them to create the origin of reality itself, as the Alpha Reality is responsible for the existence of all realities and by extension Creation itself.

The name's Slacker the Reality Hacker. I have beyond omnipotence but place mental barriers on my abilities so I don't get spoiled on the TV and games you, my children, have created.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon_talk:Superpowered_Physiology/@comment-4867780-20120427064623

There is currently no text in this page. You can search for this page title in other pages, or search the related logs, but you do not have permission to create this page.

Well, fuck.
I'm going to use the power mentioned in this non-existent talk page instead.
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Superpowered_Physiology

The power to acquire the status, powers, and feats of a superpowered being. Not to be confused with Enhanced Physiology and Power Mimicry. Opposite to Unpowered.

So my superpower is having superpowers, lol.

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It means you are metahuman about to get powers. Was implied for Post Crisis Batman and other times.

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I'll take it.

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You are jean grey borb or a white lanten or Firestorm post crisis.

You have life it self and ass pull powers.

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Honestly, not a bad power to have on a team

transports yourself and one other team member, or the whole team in a car

can evacuate civilians and move very heavy things by making them fly

can take the bomb far away from where it would be dangerous

pick up and drop enemies

pick up heavy things and fly them at enemies at fast speeds and release them like a cannonball

pick up and fly an entire build as long as you are standing on the roof

Its never going to be the strongest guy on the field, but there's a lot you can do with it as a support.

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Pretty funny power

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Aside from the obvious ones which one of these powers could definitely be used to survive the invincible war?

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Whoa, whoa whoa anon. You don't understand. Read that power again

make bows out of surrounding matter and energy

Guess what the bad guys you fight are made out of and what they attack with?
Yeah, its a gross way to kill someone. But turning them into a bow is an insta-kill even if you never fire the bow.

Also, tanking a big energy blast by standing in the path of the beam and just shitting out a bunch of bows made from the energy is hilarious.

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roll three times

"Vampiric toxicity" aka "my blood is full of garlic"

Fire Hair (just the head hair)

Transformation Mastery (it's just Shapesmith 2)

I ain't getting hired with these shit rolls

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Unlimited Bows Work
Ligma balling is much harder on living matter. Stick to orbital bombardment.

Are you just gonna kill threats when they're babies?

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I get pissed
You get mist

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Ligma balling is much harder on living matter. Stick to orbital bombardment.

That's Eve's restriction, doesn't mean it applies to everyone else.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Negative_Energy_Manifestation

"Fear not children! I, Abba Cadavra, will save you with my summoned army of Swedish Pop Demons!"

Created when a young man, forced to work at his father's easy listening record store in the 70's, was buried under an avalance of Swedish import pop. Fifty years later he rose from his vinyl tomb because of teenagers performing tantric sex magic during a furry convention at the Hilton Garden Inn later built on the site.

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Reserve team
Accepted
You're joining the GDA
Lock and key for you no offense
Sure why not
Just join the fire department man. You'd be helpful in rescue ops but that's it.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Speedster

I actually kind of hate this as a roll

Hi. I'm called Big Finish. You're not going to be allowed to use me more than once a season for a bullshit reason. The real reason? So I don't die. Why would I die? Because in a setting like this, if I am a regular fighter, I destroy all scaling and need to be immediately dead. So just once a season, thanks for your time.

meat mimicry

This isnt a power, this is just a quirky way to say that I am flesh and blood.

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This implies you have a non-meat form. Which you can now define.

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Of Robot can get out there you can figure something to do one the feild. Else take your ass to the GDA Labs to be of some use.

You know a speedster doesn't need to be Flash fast. Hell in JLU flash was only really as fast a as a speeding car.

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Guess you are tromboned

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No, he typically moved at light speed it was just that the animation was shit at displaying that but the show itself declared it was light speed

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My powers feed on negative emotions. This is the Invincible universe. I'm a God.

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Listen. I was handed the Flash's page. I'm not pretending, it's megaspeed. I'd rather my power be rarely used and incredibly dangerous. I'll still probably die, but at least somewhere near the end of the comic, maybe by becoming living light or quantum or some bullshit.

Big Finish. Once a season.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Magic_Portal_Construction

The user can create portals using magic/magical energy, either by using spells or channeling mystic energy.

Honestly? Not bad. I could at least save taxpayers $5 million dollars a pop by acting as Cecil's teleporter.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Unique_Hands

What the fuck is this? I just have... unique human hands? That's not a power what the fuck? Whatever, fuck it. My name is Hypercombo. I use special game controllers to pilot killer robots with my... extra large and nimble fingers or something I don't know. I'm dead.

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Seems like you're a package deal, we take those
You're in; Don't fuck up
You're a monster straight from John Carpenter, but we've worked with worse. You're in.
Sure why not. Not like we really have that many stars.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Support_Powers

Folks call me HELPING HAND and whether you're a heavy hitter who needs a buff to knock the bad guys out, an injured bystander who needs help recovering after disaster strikes, or just a super friend who needs a beer and a buddy - I'm always there for you!

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Close a portal while an Invincible is halfway through it

Instant Invincible death

Would have been indispensable during the Invincible War

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Why does Kate even need to retire if she can just leave a copy with the team wherever whenever?

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she feels every death

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Because she still gets all the feedback once that Kate inevitably dies horribly

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Is it Naruto rules? Can every copy study something different and funnel that information and experience back to the original?

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Data Manipulation

The user create, shape and manipulate data/digital information, transforming the digital and physical worlds alike. Users can control artificial intelligence, breathe digital life into existence, and encrypt or decode information—including the very thoughts within their mind. Their power grants them seamless interaction with computers, enabling them to control, influence, and even become one with digital systems.

Through the manipulation of raw data, the user can launch attacks, erase traces of information, or generate entire databases from nothing. They can reconstruct lost files, repair damaged systems, and even accelerate their own recovery through the restructuring of their data. With enough precision, they can solidify digital constructs into tangible matter, converting data into physical form and vice versa, bridging the gap between data and the physical world.

They wield the capacity to download knowledge and skills instantaneously, enhancing their abilities with the vast wealth of the digital domain. Their connection to electronics is unmatched, allowing them to communicate with devices, override security protocols with instinctual hacking intuition, and control the very essence of code. GPS signals bend to their will, allowing them to disrupt, redirect, or mask location data at will.

A master of malfunction, they can corrupt systems, spread malware, or protect against such threats with supreme control. Their precision with numerical and coded structures ensures flawless programming, scanning, and decryption. Their personal database grants them limitless memory and computational prowess, transforming them into a living archive of digital knowledge and abilities.

Rudy ain't got shit on me, I nip that little bitch's revolution in the bud before it even gets off the ground.

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You're not necessarily as strong as Pain, you just have omnidirectional waves like him. Really good against fast opponents, but you really don't play well with others.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Peluda_Physiology
I have poison tipped tentacle-quills, supernatural strength, poison fire breath, and am actually Invincible™ except for my tail (if you cut it off I die instantly).
Honestly not bad. It's not specified if my tail can be ripped off or if it has to be sliced. I'm definitely more of a tank since it doesn't sound like I have anything that can offensively take a out a viltrumite, but they can't take me down without focusing my tail either.

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Sonic Healing

Call me Good Vibes, I'm the medic I guess

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I think you're just deformed.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Thievery/Absolute

Users of this skill are considered the ultimate thieves, able to steal anything and everything (concepts, landmarks, natural elements, weather/forces, intangible objects, physics, laws, themselves, etc.), they are able to not only hide in shadows but even in plain sight, they can slip into spaces that should be physically impossible to fit/slip into, and they can even steal without even having to be present at a location.

I'm started off shoplifting gum from Walmart and as I got bolder, realized I was still successful no matter what. When I did get caught I realized I could steal the cops' memory of getting called to respond to the theft.

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My name is Jake Red, and my power is that I'm always the first one to die. I come back after the mission is over, but inevitably, I'm gonna be the first one die again.

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