Death Battle: Faction vs Faction debates are high iq 4 this pack of scrubs.
Death Battle
KIIIIIIIIIIIING CHIEF!
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
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Who are the red things?
This isn't Anon Babble related
I personally like the Imperium of Man vs the Dalek as a Faction match up myself.
in terms of faction fights i love this one
More like King Queef lmao
Na'vi vs Ewoks vs Apes would go hard in views.
Humanity Lost is a graphic novel.
Daleks are way too variable. You'd have to go full War of Heaven level to have a shot at "peak" Daleks
*zod vs thragg*
fight ends up on the surface of the sun
zod gets stronger and stronger while thragg starts to burn and slow down
both still slugging it out
zod finally just holds thragg in place as he starts to burn more
zod: WHATS THE MATTER? CANT HANDLE A LITTLE SUNLIGHT?
thragg is screaming as he turns to ashes
Zod: SO MUCH FOR THE MIGHTY VILTRUMITE RACES SUCH A WEAK PEOPLE *VICTORIOUS haughty laughter*
most literate Halofag
Coyote VS Tom wins the tournament
Still didn't get its ep and instead the one that lost (twice) got it only for it to turn out to be complete shit
Bullshit. I feel bad for those who voted for it.
WAIT FUCK WRONG PIC AAAAAAAAAAAA
I'd go with Combine. Yeah ADVENT nondiffed Xcom but...7 hours
TARDslayer…
Unfortunately Thragg would just rip Zod in half like he did Nolan. Mark is casually stronger than Superman, Superboy Prime and Spawn. Thragg himself beats the Hulk. This was revealed in Ottley’s *apocrypha*. We’re discussing “canon” after all.
You’ll call me all kinds of mean things, but never a liar.
An overfather. Real talk there isn't actually all that much to be discussed with the imperium as a faction since the whole extent of their canon is as a fraction of a relatively small comicbook plus whatever can be scrounged up from the guy's twitter account.
WROOOONNNGGG
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Goonslayer…
COOMslayer…
KWAB!
The hollowing of their viewcount shall be their harvest.
another boring matchup of two kratos victims
Is that skellyCHAD Vamos on the left?
Coomslayer
Another amazing matchup of two Kratos victimizers
what'd be a good matchup for the guy from slaughterhouse?
Slow thread
not even metal tube level
what a jobber
I hope one day they do historical army fights
Ryu Hayabusa
Stop posting orca's victim.
You mean Splatterhouse, right?
is the fact all Chinese conflicts end in high casualties a positive or a negative for Cao Cao
oh yeah that
Dolphin victim out of NOWHERE
retarded Doomfag posts his porn
And that's why Halo is for CHADS
The Daleks were pretty much frauds in the War in Heaven though.
I don't, it will be a stupid ass toon force tie that wastes out time
giant squid victim out of seawhere
Napoleon vs Dirlewanger
Samus does this for Doomguy every night, btw.
Short dead French dude doesn't have the cards.
Look I just think they're really neat
PORNADDICTslayer…
water
fish: get more powerful
humans: drown and die
humansissies could never beat fishchads.
shiggy vs mahito is already at 1.2 million views
But the geniuses here said it would bomb…
humansissies
Stop the hate
samefag
Yeah because MORO was involved. He makes any matchup animation great
the smartest aquatic creatures are mammals and they haven't even started on creating technology turns out having no thumbs keeps you to ocean locked bitches
these geniuses keep shilling kratos
SchizoBITCH…
they're samefag because i said so, don't like it? get out of the thread
Real question. Could Columbo or Sherlock Holems solved the snowflake ray finkle case?
He credited some girl on some animations at the start of the video so it wasn't all his work.
Whale Songs: the most complex and intricate form of communication ever discovered, humans only now beginning to interpret the basics
Human Songs, w/ thumbs: youtube.com
another win for Aquachads
And then proceeded to get tard stomped by regular people with molotovs and a random guy
KINGslayer...
Something notable about Chinese history is that they, on an ideological level, never really cared about recording truths.
When they write that 230 million people died during the Bing Bong rebellion, generally that's some magistrate 300 years later making up retarded fan-fiction to impress someone.
I wouldn't go as far as saying that their history is fake, moreso just that their numbers and specific details are so out of whack because their ancient historians just straight up didn't have a cultural ethos about actually recording shit accurately.
That girl is his girlfriend
What am i looking at
Neither? China was 10x everything compared to Rome so higher casualties came with the territory since armies were bigger. A fuck big army in ancient rome might be 80-90k while warring states China armies would be 200k+ casually. Cao Cao's edge would probably be experience. China has been around longer so it's history of warfare is more extensive and Cao Cao would have more knowledge to draw from + Rome spent most of its life at war with uncilivized tribes while Chinese wars was almost always civilized state vs civilized state.
ENTERRRRR
Yknow when Hulk vs Godzliia comes out I think i might actually miss you. you've been such an annoying staple of these threads that it'll be almost alien to see you go.
you WILL go, right?
Mark does this for Luke every night, btw
He's just going to transform into
OH NO HE DIDN'T GO 3-0
But what if Godzilla wins, tho
THEN he disappears
OH SHIIIEEET
HULK DIDN’T GO 0-3
REE REE
GODZILLA
Reimu does this for Mario every night, btw
KEKAROO!
Mario does this for Reimu every night btw
how are whales doing deciphering English or one of our other thousands of languages? They must be pretty darn close if you're boasting about it
Leader-1 vs Optimus Prime?
While Leader-1 is probably going to lose, I don’t doubt he’ll put up a hell of a fight considering the competition he’s gone up against
over 20 years sucking the cock of this chink, let it go already, you guys are as annoying as the mlp fags
how are whales doing deciphering English or one of our other thousands of languages?
anon, even chickens decipher our languages. a whale will whistle once and decipher your organs and shit.
i remember seeing a discussion a while back over which of the 2-0 franchises like Persona was likely to get another win next.
persona
Image comics
Godzilla
kirby
kingdom hearts
if theres any others i'm forgetting them, but what's likely to be their first loss?
I hope they test Kirby and Kingdom Hearts at the same time
if theres any others i'm forgetting them
yes
source?
No he won't, he's the nikofag, he'll just go back to assvoid posting.
Gojo does this for Makima every night btw
have you never own a chicken?
how about dogs? do you own a dog? and no, i'm not asking you if you are a woman.
Kratosfags’ copium for Spawn x Ghost Rider (and Shigaraki v Mahito most likely) beating Kratosura in views is because, “Asura’s a nobody! He dragged Kratos’ views down!”
I wish they had just done FANFICtos vs LORE Slayer. That way we’d get Basedtos dying like a bitch, Asura’s saved from a godawful episode, and Chief v Shep has a better chance of happening.
Oh, so its nepotism. Ok
Effortlessly nukes the entire GoW setting with lowballed stats
I can't believe it...
furthest they've dipped their toes in is Wukong vs. Hercules and that's about all you should expect because actual analysis beyond "this guy's 10 quintillion times FTL" is beyond them, they can barely function throwing universe busters at each other nowadays
Coomslayer and Master Fraud will break 5 millions. cap this
It's crazy how gay guys get stereotyped as being pedos when it's lesbians who are way more aggressive with loli shit
Then again I guess most lesbians aren't exactly women
at this point, lesbians in cartoons are a psyop
chickens and dogs don't understand language they learn to associate a certain sound with a certain concept like food or going for a walk but they don't actually understand english
Yeah but that's just the local Earth Militia, the actual Combine is a terrifying MULTIVERSE level foe
Statements
Now where have I heard this before
I did my research and yeah, Leader-1 ain’t going down without a fight. He’s actually got a bunch of tricks up his sleeve and a couple neat feats to boot.
It’s the same as Megatron vs Cy-Kill. He’s losing but it isn’t gonna be a cakewalk
Which GTA protag could beat or survive The Punisher?
616 or Max Punisher
This feat here gives infinite speed to Didact, his wife and Cortana.
It's funny because Kratos light years of both combatants in popularity there. (JJK and MHA vs GoW is a bit more of a debate popularity wise).
I wonder how much hearing that Kratos won against a character he absolutely should've lost to did anything to impact the views or if it was all animation.
Persona
Aigis vs KOS-MOS or the Blazblue bitch
Spawn
Spawn vs The Darkness
Invincible
Mark vs Gohan
Godzilla
Mothra vs anyone, she's a jobbing clod.
Kirby
Bandana Waddle Dee vs Prinny Hero
Kingdom Hearts
Sora vs Shulk
I don't know who actually wins any of these I'm just throwing ideas out there.
>Image Comics
If you were counting the entire company, then they'd actually be 4-0.
Lesbians are more prevalent in cartoons than gay guys because girl-on-girl actions is hot to straight guys. I have no ways to prove it but I'll treat it like fact anyways.
Wish granted.
Video game Punisher
Reminder that the average 2houposter doesn't even play the games and just masturbates to the porn.
At most,they read the wiki.
CJ and Trevor
they learn to associate a certain sound with a certain concept
that's literally language, silly anon. your baby ass learnt words through association. did you seriously believe humans did writing first before doing oral or something? most of these animals can even spell so that goes any deeper mastery of the language. i guess i should mention parrots abd crows, no? you can actually talk with them, it would be like talking to a more educated 30 iq moron but that's still communication
It's funny because Kratos light years of both combatants in popularity there
more people have watched those anime series than played gow games
Does the online character count?
Probably, but then OL character is probably the strongest of the GTA protags since they solo armies and potentially get access to orbital weapons. Would be cool to see them face 616 Punisher though.
I was talking about Spawn and Ghost Rider.
If anything that would drive engagement even more
GOW fans are now better men that don't like killing, especially killing pajeets like Asura. If Death Battle was called Cuck Battle and it was Kratos offering Faye up to the 8 Guardian Generals the vid would have 20 million views within the hour
Dio v Alucard was wrong, and Death Battlefags still highly regard it.
Bill v Discord was blatantly rigged, and it did absolute numbers.
If the animation had at least been good, it would have at least had some rewatch value.
But as stands, Kratosura,
is a badly animated episode
with a badly decided verdict
that needed Ben to damage control on Twitter right before the episode dropped
Poor word of mouth hurt it far more than just, “Asura’s not popular!” even though just gameplay/cutscenes of Asura’s Wrath can get tens of millions of views on YouTube.
Bill v Discord was blatantly rigged
How so?
show me doomguy destroying a building
context. No there isn't bodily actions taking place at accelerated speeds. The short and piss of this it that it is taking place in an computer afterlife that may also be connected to a panpsychism model of the universe where the technology side of it is just how they’re interfacing with it. The locations are built from gesalt memories and can be traveled to in that manner. Also Something, something astral projection.
This book involves didact going on long trek's through deserts, the cast are not even supernaturally fast inside the whatever you want to call this matrix goofyness dimension.
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Dio v Alucard was wrong
Normies and people on the Powerscaling community unanimously agree this battle was right and it's regarded as one of the few DBs with good research.
He hasn't but I mean he probably could smash a house or something in a single hit
:)
Leave Koji Kabuto and Mazinger....to ME!
not naturally fast
Time doesn't exist in that space.
He can literally rip apart demons the size of large buildings with his own hands
The only fight where it could change the outcome would be Xeno Trunks vs Archie Silver, which given that Archie Silver is slower than Xeno Trunks is a distinct win con even if it is an anticlimactic resolution.
Maybe that's why Death Battle ignores this sort of thing, because it would massively change how the animation would play out in a negative way.
Actually I could see an alternate climax where the keysword forces Silver out of his Super form early and in a panic Silver tries to escape to a ring zone and transform again, but Trunks destroys the emeralds.
No they fucking don't.
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… so I can WASH ZERO’S DISHES in the hopes he and Koji don’t GAPE my ENTIRE VERSE…
not really look at Coco she "learned" sign language but she had no understanding of grammar, metaphor, turn of phrase, ect she just knew if she moved her hands enough in a specific way it got results
3 years ago
Mmm...
I think that outside of the scaling the ruling mostly makes sense.
That isn't what i said or that is to that isn't what was being leaned into. They are not 'that fast' in relation to the one anon's lowest common denominator goofball posting that says didact is mftl or whatever. That was the point being made.
We (as in channers collectively) can and should rightfully piss into reddit's open crotch wounds they parade around as vaginas for their failures of character but VS discusion is one topic we can not posture as having superiority on, not compared to the upper crust of comments made at least. The posts on these vs thread in Anon Babble are swamped in spam of ongioing 'jokes' and shifting galleries of the most obnoxious namefags and gimmickposts of the month that i've ever had to subject myself to. Reddit and SB and really any forum site that facilitates long detailed comments with multiple images or multiple streams of back ad forths is just worlds apart better for this topic then a 2000 character/1 image limited site which deletes threads after l a week anyway.
Post Dio nuking a city with a single punch.
but VS discusion is one topic we can not posture as having superiority on
This thread is everything you described and yet I would describe it as better than 99% of the slop vs shit on Reddit
At least most people here are aware they're taking and giving piss, redditors only can identify bullshit when it's ridiculously flagrant like omniversal Kratos
This is also a microcosm of every comparison you could make between both sites btw
not really look at Coco she "learned" sign language
oh that. a fraud if i recall correctly
she had no understanding of grammar, metaphor, turn of phrase
hey, there are a lot of people that neither possess that understanding. don't be too harsh :)
a random guy
t. breen
Composite Shinji? Canon thanks to the rebuilds
Time Loop Shinji has tons of experience
Super Robot level Unit-01
Was never second fiddled to anyone unlike a certain someone who became Duke Fleed's sidekick
Kabuto Koji, I'm ready to fight.
I was just talking about their essenses. I actually don't want Chief to be overselled because I want Doomguy to be massivelly undersold, as he should.
Cortana however, she is an AI from the start. She has incredible feats and what she did inside the Domain is a go to dance with the likes of Vega.
Yu Narukami apparently eats shit to some digimon guy.
Bunny and the rest of the button dogs trend of covid years is legit. The women who post those exercises are among the more sanguine sickly sweet unsciantific easily led fluff skulls i've ever had to suffer watching but the dogs are very much talking in some capacity like retarded childred fumbling over their text to speech buttons.
11Dbros… our wincon…
Then post it.
Chief isn't gettinf 11D scaling. That's ridiculous.
It's Doom Slayer who's going to be nerfed down in orfer for this fight to happen.
Enjoy your poisoned gift, Doomcucks.
it takes over other dimenosions
dimenosions
it takes over other dimenosions
expansinding
gettinf
I have fat fingers.
Someone needs to tell these morons what discrete mathematics are.
slayer got so fuck ass mad
Does Chief got a counter for this technique? Any defense on his rear?
He should ask Mark
He can shoot the hemorrhoids gun
Shit, he’s getting nerfed down to Galaxy-level? Maybe he can finally give Asura a good episode!
He should ask Superman.
Dio v Alucard was wrong
Eh, they were a lot closer than Asura and Kratos are. Combine that with just how beloved Dio is and well, it didn't cause as many issues.
Bill v Discord was blatantly rigged, and it did absolute numbers.
Let's be real, if you only watch the shows, the two come of as being about the same level of power.
I don't get what's so impressive here. The demons were infinite or something? Are they any different from the ones he kills in the games?
Yeah, that's when the episode came out, retard.
They don't. Dio has no way of killing Alucard 3,000,000 times in a short time span. Meanwhile, Alucard only needs one shot from the Jackal to kill Dio, considering it can dismember someone like Anderson.
No joking. Doomcucks would boil in their own piss even at that level. Anything less than what Kratos got is probably getting into their nerves.
It's literally a shitpost anon. The punch that broke Dio was way harder than you'd expect.
Alucard just needs to be punched a lot rather than very hard. He was never "wiped from existence", he had his ability to recognize himself confounded.
List of Master Chief feats
Stopped the Covenant
Knocked out the warrior Kratos in one blow
Evaporated an entire Covenant fleet by blinking
Fought with Spawn to a standstill
Threw a plasma grenade faster than Reverse Flash could react
Successful in killing Frieza via energy sword
Activated his shield in reaction to a Black Flash
Prevented the second raping of Invincible after fighting off five Viltrumites at once
Outsmarted Columbo
They don't. Dio has no way of killing Alucard 3,000,000 times in a short time span.
It doesn't have to be a short time span. He can go all night.
Meanwhile, Alucard only needs one shot from the Jackal to kill Dio, considering it can dismember someone like Anderson.
That wouldn't be nearly enough. Dio's been beaten to a pulp and he just regenerates so long as he gets a little blood. Meanwhile.. how do you shoot someone who can catch bullets, exactly?
Ive got his book. Im looking forward to the next release.
There are faint hints of dei-nonsense in it, but Im hopeful this is just the author's pragmatic look into the future of Earth where NWO Project 2030 nightmare shit is brought to its completion, and the commoner population of Earth has just been browned out.
a good boy who likes geting pet out of somewhere
why nobody tryed domesticating sharks, they would make good animal of company
Does anyone else find it sad that Playstation doesn't have an answer for Master Chief? Like, he seriously stomps all of the playstation characters that have ever existed.
Kratos is the closest thing, because the others are are mostly 2nd Party devs.
Bro is unaware of the console Battle Royale
Chief got more agile with age, Kratos can't even jump anymore.
Sonic stomps
Sonic has been third party for longer than he was on console.
Kratos and Spyro are Microsoft characters
RATnic gets stomped by Mario, Chief and Kratos who all put their differences aside to getrid of the jobber hog.
Dreamcastbros..
Weakest 40k unit/Character to more then 50% of the time singlehandedly defeat one of every Heretic legion/Black Grail/Court of the Seven-Headed Serpent unit inside trench crusade's unit roster.
Can either be done in a sustained gauntlet of 1v1s from weakest to strongest or all at once per your own preferences.
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Anyway Naruto would just blow Luffy. It's not even close.
Fuck it, let's include every console mascot:
Turbo Grafix-16: Bonk
CD-O: Gex
NeoGeo: Terry Bogard
Atari: Bently Bear
Odyssey: white block
Who else?
The loli from Gylt for Google Stadia
monke
Why are they even bothering with a full episode of this? Everyone knows Slayer rapes with or without lore.
Give MY HERO an actual fucking fight.
seeing there's gonna be dark ages news tomorrow (game looks sick btw) doomguy might get even more material for death battle to pull from
Does Steam count since Valve has made games?
would this monkey humiliate Asura and Kratos at the same time
Doom gets hit game after hit game, reinstating its place in the gaming pantheon
Halo keeps spiraling down the shitter
Microsoft tosses Halo aside like a beaten-up whore for Doom
Doomslayer godstomping Master Chief will coincide with a new Doom game
I've never seen a greater instance of a humiliation ritual than this.
I was only counting game companies. But then again, there was the Steambox.
After some untoward behavior towards Kratos he'd decide to have homosexual intercourse with him. And yes, Wukong would bottom.
How do I get the Broly or Hulk Physique?
what are you fucking gay
Yes, he'd maul them both. With clones.
Half-Life 2 required the Steam launcher even if you bought the physical disk. Though fair enough, if we went down that route we would have Jonesy there for Epic.
Omni-man bros, is this canon?
That depends on a few questions:
How much did your dad beat you?
How much do you internalize that abuse into destructive rage?
Do you like the color green?
No, it's simply what Sun Wukong would do in character.
Had to copy Quake and Hexen
lol
This one is a little bit funny because Ottley put a caption about how painful it was to draw this commission.
They got into a fight over who's son was less gay.
Yes. Superman can dab on the entire viltrumite race.
It's going to be hard topping the disrespect Asura got
They'll probably make Master Chief dominate the fight like Giorno/Mahito did so as to soften the curbstomp, seems like a popular choice so as to not to offend the loser's fans
No
Omniman is weaker than Tighten
Omni Man gets to fold Superman....
....'s dirty laundry
well what about THIS jew?
what is it with you people?
there's only one way Clark could beat Nolan
Omniman is so weak he gets beat up by Jews
lol Couldn't be my hero.
Yeah, by beating the SHIT out of him because Omni-Man and the entire viltrumite race are weak little bitches compared to him.
Jobni-Man
Jobtos
Jobslayer
ENOUGH!
Yup, Yup and Clark is kind and merciful. There are far more ruthless and brutal Supermen that would turn Omniman into a pair of leather boots.
I believe that's Henshaw. either way Overman isn't my jam. I'd have to go with Hernan Guerra, now he would have a cool fight with Omni Man
When's this dude fighting The Maker
your comfort character is weaker than Viltrumites
Shiggy faster than light cool awesome he must have the faster than light quirk oh wait everyone's faster than light haha.
Ottley might have legitimate Superman derangement syndrome lol
Worse than even the most mexican gokubros.
Weird how he never tries to lean to his Kryptonian powers and sun dip like Superman. He always uses the lantern rings.
I've genuinely lost count of how many earth bound characters are "faster than light" and "outerversal" according to these threads. planetary and light speed used to be considered a remarkable benchmark for a lot of verses
he is simply enlightened. and the power fantasy goobers in these here death battle threads can't handle genuine enlightenment.
They'll probably make Master Chief dominate the fight
There is quite literally no other way to animate it other than an Omni-man vs Homelander style bullying. This is probably the most one-sided fight they've ever done, even more than Thor vs Raiden or Flash vs Quiksilver. They're putting Master Chief, a guy who is AT BEST building level, against a guy who is at the bare minimum multiversal. It's like putting Baki against Xeno Goku.
...on Opposite Day.
Thinking they are going to nerf Doomguy when he has far better claim to wank than Kratos who they wanked like mad.
Nah they'll give Chief the stupid wank treatment. That's just how they operate now.
Baki would demolish Goku, though. Buddha stomped Sun Wukong who is superior to Goku. Yujiro is Buddha and Baki sated his fighting autism
LORE Guy VS Fanfic Kratos would have been better. Battle of dev support wank VS pure fan wank without dev support
Mark and Nolan would punch Superman's head and their hands would break.
He 100% does, plus the main reason he's known is for drawing Invincible so he has a massive bias.
you utter simpleton. opposite day is January 25th. today is March 30th. honestly...
Batman has defeated Superman ninety-nine percent of the time they fight. He managed to do what Omnijobber struggled to do multiple times with varying levels of difficulty.
explain this then
there was a new death battle and despite being in these threads I never noticed
Lmao
anyways the qu are for the grox
Batman with prep time is almost omnipotent. and Batman is ALWAYS prepared.
Bandana Waddle Dee is for Undyne (spears)
Literally drawn by a man with massive bias towards a character he helped create and who has a dislike of SuperCHAD.
Batman being able to beat anyone higher tier of the Justice League is still retarded to me.
Like, how the fuck does Flash not just insta kill him if he wants too?
batkek
Iron-man, Wesker, Black Panther and Spiderman victim
Lel
Who the fuck is Bently Bear
based Sage of Sages
Okay, but Batman still stomps Omniman and Mark, therefore Superman stomps them.
you're going about it all wrong. you should ask "how can Batman defeat the Justice League?", of course. but not out of disbelief since he's a mere man and he can't possibly pull it off. you should ask yourself "how can Batman defeat the Justice League?" because of course he can. he's Batman. it's just a matter of how he feels like doing it.
also admitting your characters stomp Superman isn't bias. that's just the way it is.
1500x FTL and City Level Dio make ZERO sense since that dude needed a barrage of punches to destroy a road roller.
Plus Alucard would never release restraint level 0 to battle one dude.
saying your character is stronger than another isn't bias
even when the other character pulls off massively better feats
Literally 'my dad is stronger than your dad!' tier logic lol
'my dad is stronger than your dad!' tier logic lol
Intentionally lying
Even the biggest JoJonigs knew Dio was wanked hard.
he doesn't know about the anti-speed force toxin
even Batgod knows better than to mess with Viltrumites. always pick the winning side kids
Which makes no sense.
Even if he has it, say Flash just decides on a whim to kill Batman, Batman cant do shit.
Flash moves MFTL++, and thinks in fucking attoseconds, and is smart himself.
The moment he decides to kill Batman, Batman is dead before he can even hope to fathom what is happening.
Batman has defeated Superman ninety-nine percent of the time they fight.
Of 'non-conclusive' fights, I'm pretty sure Clark won slightly more.
If there was a crossover between the JLA and Invincible where Nolan makes Superman bleed would you really recoil because their feats don't measure up?
No, because being able to make someone bleed doesn't mean they wont beat the ever loving shit out of you.
Especially if you hit a relatively softer part like the nose.
Even Jackie Estacado was able to make Superman bleed with a punch, doesn't mean Superman wouldn't fuck him into oblivion in an actual fight.
which iteration of journey to the west did you read because I don't think they sell chinese doujin parodies
Flash, at least Barry, should usually be slower than light on Earth imo. not that it's a hard limiter for him, he's just not moving at FTL all the time
talk to my bro about the upcoming fight
"They should've had Doomslayer fight someone else"
yeah
"Like Dante"
URGH in the distance
I think Dante should fight Alucard instead. that'd be cool as shit
So if Nolan knocked Superman out in a crossover, that's when you'd recoil, because the feats?
Have you ever had romantic thoughts about your friend
1500x FTL and City Level Dio make ZERO sense since that dude needed a barrage of punches to destroy a road roller.
He didn't "need a barrage of punches to destroy it". He could destroy it with one punch if he so chose. He went savage because Jotaro was going savage, every blow of his was counteracting a blow of Star Platinum's.
Anyway are you aware how much energy it takes to even throw the steamroller? All he has to do is ping-pong it around to destroy a city. Cities are fragile. He can just toss buildings left right and center until it's a pile of rubble.
Plus Alucard would never release restraint level 0 to battle one dude.
Not doing so would just mean he's savagely beaten into a pile of meat nonstop until he stops moving in a never-ending flurry of fists.
LORE Slayer should've fought FANFICtos. The better matchup would've been against Mjolnir Recon number 54 but Death Battle isn't going to acknowlege Marathon in a million years
He went savage because Jotaro was going savage, every blow of his was counteracting a blow of Star Platinum's.
NTA but this is the worst bait I’ve ever seen and not remotely how physics works.
Don’t worry, Chiefbros. We’ve still got ONE more secret weapon against Doomslayer…
I am a deep fan of both JoJo and Hellsing and I don't think Alucard could beat Dio. There's just nothing he can actually do to get past The World.
Maybe the ridiculous FTL number was unnecessary, but that's DB being DB.
not that anon but do you seriously think Dio's stand hits harder than the nukes we dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
Welcome to fucking anime, where physics gets raped. Jotaro punches up, Dio punches down. The steamroller was basically a blanket between them for all it mattered to their fists.
Yes, because Superman would obliterate Nolan in any actual fair fight.
If Omni-Man was abusing Superman's kryptonite weakness or something, it would be understandable if he's able to knock him out or kill him potentially.
But in a fair, 1 on 1 fight? Superman's feats and enemies that he's beaten puts Superman WAY above any viltrumite's paygrade.
maybe as a seasoned comic staffer he committed the most unthinkable comic sin...
actually reading all the comics instead of just out of context single panels of them on vswiki
No, but I don't think you'd need that to kill Alucard, or at least pin him in a pile of gore for the hours and hours it will take for him to run out of extra lives.
Retard killed a cosplayer and thought he was the real deal, lol.
Bro, that kind of shit doesn't matter in a crossover. Omni Man knocking Superman unconscious the way Ottley would want him to is a bad idea because the presentation would suck. Not because of the feats
He and Homelander need to team up in order to become the STRONGEST
making shit up
Get better bait. They were both putting their all into that roadroller and barely did any damage.
The World is one stand, Alucard has millions of them. Dio has no wincon against Alucard. Alucard can even bait Dio into drinking his blood then tear him apart from the inside. That’s without Schrodinger too.
the nuke denial is sufficient. i didn't ask what you think anyone needs to kill Alucard
Batman has a "feat" of kicking True Darkseid's teeth out
but since I actually read his comics i'm well aware a clown and some circus freaks pose a great risk of killing him. Only a complete retard would think Batman the character is a cosmic abstract new god because of a "feat".
mmmm..."feet".
Being fair, Batman in Batman Books vs Batman in Justice Leagie/Etc. books sometimes feels like a completely different character.
Alucard has 3million+ lives.
now I'm just wondering what diabolical bullshit Alucard's Stand would be. I think its name would be like... DRAGULA or something lol
Yeah, because Ottley is a retard who genuinely believes Omni-Man is not only stronger, but WAY stronger than Superman so he'd have Superman get stomped.
He and [Yujiro rape victim] should team up
KEK.
Get better bait. They were both putting their all into that roadroller and barely did any damage.
Ridiculous. Anon, Jotaro was punching it off him. Dio was punching it back down onto him. Neither of them were even trying to damage the steamroller.
The World is one stand, Alucard has millions of them.
Idiotic. Every single one of Alucard's extra souls is an ordinary vampire.
Dio has no wincon against Alucard.
"Kill him 3,424,867 times" is his wincon.
Alucard can even bait Dio into drinking his blood then tear him apart from the inside.
There is no reason to assert that would work without granting Hellsing metaphysics priority over JoJo metaphysics for no good reason. Why should Dio's ability to assimilate blood be any inferior to Alucard's?
That’s without Schrodinger too.
Everything's without Schrodinger, you nitwit. That was taken as a base rate.
And Dio can throw several million punches. It's not like The World gets tired.
The only danger at all is the sun coming up and that just makes it a victory by retreat for Aluca
Any matchups for Blonsky? Kalibak maybe? Uhhh Hirudegarn? Lol
i think Dio would pummel Alucard and drink his blood out of spite eventually. then he would pummel Alucard over and over in time stop while exchanging venomous banter in between until Alucard uses the blood Dio drank to disable him somehow. both characters are strong AF but kind of weak to piercing weapons
Is that humanity lost?
The only reason they used non-schrodinger Alucard anyways is because they KNOW Dio would get raped if they had.
And they wanted Dio to win.
Supercuck...
Does anyone even care?
There's probably some ork or troll he can fight.
More like "I literally cannot die" is the most boring fucking power imaginable. There's a reason nobody brings Mr Immortal to these threads.
Terrible bait, Christ Almighty.
The World doesn’t get tired
Jojo vampires explicitly get weaker the longer they go without fresh blood. They need even more if they get injured.
metaphysics
Idk wtf you’re talking about retard but Alucard can literally move around as a pool of blood and form words on top of making blood clone things. Implying Dio’s basic bitch vampire physiology can even compare to Alucard’s eldritch horror shadow shit is laughable. Dio drinking Al’s blood is a death sentence, especially when it was a plot point in Hellsing that the ONLY person to ever drink Alucard’s blood and live was a girl he willingly let do so.
Sometimes he bleeds red,tho
Nobody but me cares about Blonsky, I fear :(
Which means Alucard wins.
Jojo vampires explicitly get weaker the longer they go without fresh blood. They need even more if they get injured.
And The World is not a muscle, it does not get sore, it does not consume calories. It can go all fucking day and Dio will just be standing there, sipping the blood of passersby.
Idk wtf you’re talking about retard but Alucard can literally move around as a pool of blood and form words on top of making blood clone things. Implying Dio’s basic bitch vampire physiology can even compare to Alucard’s eldritch horror shadow shit is laughable.
Absolute fucking dumbass argument. You think it's cooler so it's stronger? Shut the fuck up.
it could also be because Alucard's familiars are pretty cool. he's a damn sentient war machine with Dandy Man and Rip Van Winkle
There is essentially nothing Alucard can do to damage The World or Dio. He is just not fast or strong enough.
Post matchups Batman loses
Is this from that new Harley comic?
Not too much of a Hulkfag, what's his deal in the comics?
What if he gathered the Super Dragon Balls, Infinity Gems and all Exodia pieces while Flash isn't looking?
Yup. Walter got revived in the Lazarus Pit to make Galaxy Gas out of Harley’s farts
Oh, so he's just on a joke streak, i'm glad he's only pretending to be this dumb.
Kingy Kingy KING!
he started out "Hulk but Hulkier", so he can't detransform and is stronger than Hulk so Banner has to use his brain to win
then Hulk turned into a character for powerlevelfags and Abomination got turned into just a jobber for him to beat up, nowadays he's completely forgotten.
fight Mario effortlessly wins
Is he a supersoldier attempt like in the movie?
also Hulkfags will sometimes say he doesn't have the power to get stronger with anger but that was never said or established. He just jobs because Hulk has main character force.
Sometimes they bring him back with a random new power trying to hype him up like breathing fire and magic but it goes away after he's beat up.
His most notable story was poisoning Betty Ross when she was married to Hulk, but she didn't actually die and Hulk just onesidedly beats him up again so it never made him popular like when other villains do that.
Bizarro
I.., I... I CAN'T!
He is from Croatia like me, so I like him. Shame he lost his relevancy.
It doesn't have to be a short time span. He can go all night.
all night
12 hours at most. And no, he can't go all night. He'll need blood over and over again.
That wouldn't be nearly enough.
GLASS LEVEL DIO
Dio's been beaten to a pulp and he just regenerates so long as he gets a little blood.
Old Dio sure. Not new Dio though.
Meanwhile.. how do you shoot someone who can catch bullets, exactly?
The same way a man jumping can surprise Dio.
It's literally a shitpost anon. The punch that broke Dio was way harder than you'd expect.
Alucard just needs to be punched a lot rather than very hard. He was never "wiped from existence", he had his ability to recognize himself confounded.
It's not a shitpost idiot. It's the JoJo fanbase literally calling Death Battle retarded.
multiversal
can't open doors
Gamma mutate much like Hulk. He retained his mind and was 2x as strong as the savage Hulk, but doesn't get rage boosts
12 hours at most. And no, he can't go all night. He'll need blood over and over again.
Blood is not hard to source, especially when your enemy bleeds a lot as you tear them apart over and over without cease.
GLASS LEVEL DIO
Literally the most meaningless "damage" he's ever taken.
Old Dio sure. Not new Dio though.
It is the same damn guy.
The same way a man jumping can surprise Dio.
The guy who's sword is massively hypersonic at the very least? Who was jumping at him when he was very distracted? Who didn't really damage him much anyway because he just stopped time? You think Alucard can pull off those kinds of tricks enough to kill Dio, when he can't counteract the timestop at all?
It’s gonna be hilarious seeing them glaze Chief hard in the analysis like
He sacrificed his everything in his life, even his lover, all to protect humanity, but in the end, found a bit of humanity within himself, wondering if maybe there was more to life than endless war…
And then the actual fight is just him getting fucking Homelander’d, all his limbs ripped off, chainsaw’d in half, his head mashed like a potato, a plasma grenade jammed into his colon, literally zero mercy or depth. I can’t fucking WAIT, bros.
Bring me EVERY DEATH BATTLE CHARACTER
We're definitely getting a Energy Sword/Crucible sequence in there, probably right before the kill. It'd also be cool if we get a shot of the Gravity Hammer clashing with the Hellbreaker.
There's a lot of stuff they can do with this fight, and the 3D fights this season have been awful. Hopefully they don't mess this one up too.
Zesty nigga looking to polish some cocks, huh? Peculiar buck, I tell ya.
It’s actually fucking insane that Master Chief vs Goku is probably a closer fight than Master Chief vs Doom Slayer at this point. Like, what the fuck were they smoking when they wrote the new games?
In 2016 a lot of the appeal in explaining Doomguy to the zoomers was “this guy is soooo badass that he’s literally too angry to die” and stuff like that. Eternal was when they actually responded to those fans, 2016 was scifi
they just wanted to make you feel like a badass, but went too over the top with it. and, i guess, dip their toes on the street tier kills god with guns and shit trope
They bought into the meme of “local man too angry to die in hell because rabbit” and sent it.
Well I can tell you the Doom Slayer is a lot of things, and one of them is "weak bitch". At no point did I feel invincible or indestructible while playing 2016 and Eternal
Git gud
You're supposed to have an intense experience where you get by on grit, quick thinking and dumb luck
Based taste
Whats his MU
A recording of a girl reading a script, with sexy results. Basically narrated masturbation. Used by nerds who have highly specific fantasies but cannot carry them out.
BRING ME THE DOOM SLAYER
I know it's kinda overplayed, but Rimiru or Anos seem like a good matchup. What with them all having the theme of gathering followers to their cause as well as being almost comically mindless power fantasies.
AIIEEEE JACKAL-SAMA! YAMATE! I KNEEL! PLEASE SPARE ME YOUR BEAM RIFLED WRATH!
I'm surprised these assholes never gave me an ulcer
Legendary Jackal Sniper after lining up their 11D Beam Rifle
Blood is not hard to source, especially when your enemy bleeds a lot as you tear them apart over and over without cease.
Except... Alucard's a hemomancer.
Try to suck him dry, and guess what? He'll just give Dio a fucking bloodclot.
Literally the most meaningless "damage" he's ever taken.
I-IT DOESN'T COUNT
Ok, then what about when he got hit on the pavement and barely made a crater?
It is the same damn guy.
No the fuck it's not. Dio doesn't even try to seperate his own head when his knee starts to crack.
The guy who's sword is massively hypersonic at the very least?
AHAHAHAHAHA.
So what, you think Polnareff can move at FTL speeds now?
You think Alucard can pull off those kinds of tricks enough to kill Dio, when he can't counteract the timestop at all?
A normal idiot almost killed Dio, why couldn't Alucard?
Cid Kagenou
Rimiru and Anos though are practically straight clones of him,
I was thinking Shinra, maybe Superman, Sephiroth, probably
throw them all in a pot and just have an Isekai/Other World Battle Royale only for everyone to get pissed off because Yogiri kills them all before the fight starts
doomjeets
enter
To chime in on this, I think DIO outstats Alucard but I also think Alucard would win that fight for reasons that go deeper than stat differences. DIO has The World and can spam it, but it still has a cooldown, and I don't think he'd actually be able to outlast Alucard. Even if you put them in a 'no sunlight allowed' room big enough and gave DIO the ability to kill one of Alucard's souls with a single punch every time, I doubt he'd be capable of getting through them all without at least getting tagged by something. Being fair to DIO since he wasn't using the time stop, even Kakyoin was able to tag him just by spamming Emerald Splash at him from every direction, and that's just within a 20m radius. And if he got tagged, DIO's regen is entirely physical and not supernatural or tied to the use of his Stand, which is a huge disadvantage for him comparatively. The fact that he requires an outside source of blood at all gimps him, and trying to use Alucard's might just end up with him getting exploded from inside for trying. They very specifically had to give him London-nuking SRSE and force Alucard into Level 0 with all of his army exposed for it to be a reasonable kill.
Can't tell if miscellaneous xianxia protagonist or Exalted
chinks go hard into turbo self-insert powerfaggotry lol
Loserman
Lame
ENTER
BOUNDLESSLANDER
where does this scale?
148133898
Leave the Chinese to me!!
DCbros....
Kratosversal
RAPE VICTIMLANDER
kek
INSECUREvinciblebros....
KWAB!
So what if I can't destroy a planet without help
So what if the guy that killed me jobbed to a star
So what if the disk was only country-sized
So what if I'd job to a Saibaman
So what if a retarded zombie could keep up with me
Post your hero being kissed on the lips
So what if I can’t tank a nuke
So what if Batman can kick my ass
So what if I’d job to Immortal
So what if the majority of my villains are sub building level
So what if a lamp post knocked both me and Doomsday out
Unironically since we can asusme they'd fight on a barren planet instead of earth so he could go all out, Injustice Supes takes the win against Omniman nodiff, less than nodiff actually
Word of God says the opposite
Behold… the death of DC
word of god
from a writer who didn't even write Superman
I'll make you understand, Hulk...
InvincibleKEKS getting upitty
Ryan JOBttley FLED
This guy and Kirkman are fucking insane
more like he had to make a peace offering since thousands of sweaty obese superfags on twitter were threatening to dox him for saying their self-insert lost a fight
I don't find drawing a funny picture insane, I find you superfaggots' reaction insane
nuclear grade SEETHE
Did SuperCHAD kill your favorite character three times or something?
Who would win, Al Qaeda after you drew their prophet's face, or Superman fanboys after you drew him losing a fight
Kirkman has been open about his disdain for the character though and his shitty meta humor, it’s not in the same vein as someone posting a meme about Goku shitting on Superman
Muslims attacked Charlie Hebdo. Superfags can't get within 100ft of Ryan Ottley without spontaneously breaking into tears
Superman fanboys have the numbers. They'd threaten to dox Al Qaeda but that might not work on them
Oh, another case of a character using the left hand because he's in the left side of the image.
CCP propaganda
No, Chinese Mythology is just retardedly super high scaling.
They were the OG powerscalers.
They were the OG powerscalers.
No.
Ancient Indians invented powerwank.
The DBZ powerlevel debates raged for centuries with literal cults to "my god is stronger than your god", ultimately leading to Shaivism and Vaishnavism as the leading denominations, depending on if you think Super Indian 4 Vishwaroopa Vishnu the omni-everything is strongest or if you think Ultra Instinct Mahadev Shiva who can destroy omni-everything is the real strongest.
yeah that's why thousands of you spammed death threats at his family and tried to reveal his home address, because his "meta humor" meme was shitting on superman
Hey man what if X and Y interacted?
Aww yeah man that sounds cool you could have them do things in outer space
I'm not really into the idea. Their settings don't mesh well
MY CALCULATIONS say their power levels are UNEVEN by a factor of 600 gigajoules, so this crossover is UTTER FOOLISHNESS and you should COMMIT SUICIDE after X vaporizes Y and his entire verse!
One of these is not like the others, and yet it's the only one we ever see.
Outerversal Tractor btw
this is exactly why Superman and Kratos can never cross over, because Kratos would beat the shit out of him and the whole Superfamily. Then Lois would probably fall in love with him since Kratos has that effect on women.
Canon!
kratosINSECT trying to sneak into a COMICCHAD debate
know you're fucking lane, you sub mountain level SHITTER
Unfortunately, most Vs fans have surface level knowledge of characters. So they don't take into account the personalities and each combatants kits interact with one another
Post Doomslayer destroying a planet.
Why can't Superman fans be more like Superman?
lack of humility and ability to be humble
lack of being good natured in general
KINGtos is boundless canonically and destroys concepts.
He wouldn't even need to go all out, just one tap and Superfaggot would start crying for mercy like a bitch because he can't fight like a man. Same way as Hermes
KIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG!!!
injustice Superman
KEK
You watch your mouth! Superman put up a respectable fight against the Greatest!
I remember I licensed comic once drew his face and all they got was a mean blog post and that's it
I have to believe the level of stupid /dbs/ bullshit that goes on in these threads has hit a level of post-irony at this point specifically to take the piss out of the people that unironically think like this
no we're in in the serious posters taking ironic posters seriously phase
...because Ali was holding back
SuperBITCH never learned to fight like a man. That's one of many reasons why Kratos the Warrior King makes him cry like a sissy
even women are better fighters than Supercoward
KWAB!
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE BATCHAD SAMA SAVE ME I'M NOTHING WITHOUT MY MARY SUE POWERS I'M SUCH A SPOILED LITTLE FAG!!!
this is what would happen if BatCHAD had superpowers btw. That time they switched powers confirmed Batman is far better at using them even after 1 day
It really couldn't be anyone other than ainz imo.
...Damn that's sad.
I'm sorry Superman I wasn't trying to bully you. I thought you were stronger, let me teach you how to be a man. Your fight training against Atreus starts in 1 hour
Thor gapes the entire Invincible verse.
Atreus unironically outscales Superman in power
KEEEEKKKK and CANOOOOOOONNNN
I don't think there's a single character in Invincible who could lift Mjolnir. At least, the old school Mjolnir. I'll say that much.
Almost tempted to say the Immortal would be able to lift it and finally be relevant mwahahhahaa
this is why he is the King of Kings.
They couldn't even lift the current Mjolnir because Thor is the all-father and he can give or take the permission.
reminder that both of these fights took place when Superman had his powers nullified, and thus was a 'regular' person
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People often give Chief the advantage in speed against a non-lorewanked Doomguy but in the Khan Maykr fight she can call down a beam of light from the sky to attack with. Even if you don't consider that the speed of light she also attacks with lightning spheres, which would at the very least push him into lightning-timer territory.
Didnt superman hold a Black Hole?
damn, can't even fight like a man without his silver spoon superpowers. What a bitch
who should Paul fight?
Kratos, for the breeding rights to MJ's ovaries?
You CAN do retard scaling on Chief, but they won’t.
These are the same people who unironically said this retard is moving at MFTL+ speeds.
bro you cant outbox the GOAT boxer?
bro you can't outbox the crazy bitch who is superhuman?
Kratos has free fuck pass on all the spider-man girls just for being the strongest man in the city.
Paul would fight Black Cat so he can claim his prize when he wins
Harley's not superhuman, hasn't been since pre-crisis (and that was only a thing in a single miniseries)
Honestly, after
Stitch is MFTL because he flew a ship into hyperspace
I’ve learned to expect anything from these fucking analyses
Even if you don't buy cosmic scaling for Slayer he's still bare minimum above anything John Halo can do unless you like pretend the Toei short is canon.
kratosBROS... we aren't even mountain level...
KratosKINGS...we transcend concepts themselves...
FFFUUUAAAAAAARRRKRKKKKRKKK KRATOS DESTROYED DETERMINISM ITSELF HE SOLOES DR MANHATTAN AUAUUAUUUUUIIIIEEEEEEEE
... in his base form while holding back.
Not so fast, Kratos!
kneel.
Lobo canonically fucked Superman's mom and came inside of her without a condom while his dad got cucked
Where does that scale him?
Superman broke chains that are used to haul stars between galaxies.
Post any one from invinciDWEEB doing anything on that level.
the sun disk. Done.
They literally can't. Vincible copers are pathetic.
KIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS
m-muh sundisk!
not the same as breaking chains tempered under an inverted blackhole that are used to haul stars across galaxies
cope and seethe
DON'T HURT ME!!!
Superman: alright Atreus, whenever you're ready...w-why are you aiming at the Sun? WAIT I NEED THAT AAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
yeah, it's better since it's literally the mass of a star itself kek
FFFUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKKKK
Damn, too bad Superman would have caught that arrow before SHITreus(whose slower than some rocks falling) even launches it.
Suprema lifted the universe. Supreme is stronger than she is. Liefeld Supreme is the strongest Supreme, and it took all the other Supremes combined just to contain him. Omni Man promptly stalemated him despite having fewer powers
This isn't me saying Omni Man can lift the universe. This is me saying it does't really matter at the end of the day. Nobody gives a shit.
even Kratos' fetus is surpassed Star Level
It can't be...Asurabros even Atreus kicks our ass. I just hope he doesn't turn into a cosmic godbear and maul us to death
...on opposite day, where any magic object (including teeth) doesn't btfo supercuck
Can I make the next thread?
nobody gives a shit
Newfriend...do you not know what thread you're on...
Outskills
Outspeeds
Outhaxes
YOUR ENTIRE VERSE
Ultimate Echo Echo would gape Vincible
...'s laundry.
No lies detected.
not because he can abuse the Viltrumite Equilibrium frequency, Mark's just a fucking pussy that gets his ass kicked constantly
Goku beats Superman, btw.
Source: Toyotaro told me during lunch once
Crossover wank is laughable.
1. The entire Supreme vs Omni man fight didn't even destroy a mountain nor a city (they were clashing with both)
2. It's also heavily debated if this is the same Invincible Omni man or a AU.
3. Superman outscales all of Thor's and Hulk's feats with crossover wank.
And Sonic beats Goku and its not even close
We already have official confirmation.
Read the room, dude. This is about writers not giving a shit who has better decades old feats when crossovers happen. Not about Omni Man fighting Superman in Death Battle
against a guy who is at the bare minimum multiversal
Superman beat Goku 3-0 tho
And Mario beats Sonic and it's not even close
toyoshito fanfiction writer
where did Thor and Hulk come from?
No one was talking about Weak the hedgehog.
Nigger, I don’t care what some old cucks who wanna draw Supes taking Russian BBC up the ass or Spiderman jerking it in the cuck chair think. VS debates are their own stories, and the debaters are the writers. WE look at the characters’ previous histories, and WE decide how the “story” of the fight goes. Not some old Jew.
That'd be BSC, you manifest BUFFOON!
Let me rephrase. The line of conversation was about how no one is getting "gaped" in a crossover because of obscure feats only the power level crowd care about. It's not about deferring to "some old Jew" as the ultimate authority on vs debates, it's about the mechanics of how a crossover works. You hopped in late, took the conversation out of context, now I'm giving you the context. There's nothing to argue about
Why are Authors relevant when a character can fight their own author (Popeye) or are their own author (SpongeBob), but Authors suddenly aren’t relevant when they just flatout discredit fanwank?
Just giving my two cents on Crossovers.
Just naming other characters who outscale supreme that people like Superman can scale above with (and arguably without) crossovers.
Superman on his low feats also fights universe powered people in his fights many times, I remember someone counting over 40 times this happened in his comics (nebula man, Anti-Monitor, etc) , and that's not even counting golden and silver age stuff vs 1 of supreme's species lifting a crystal ball.
That's not me.