The only way to keep Elon from shutting Anon Babble down is to boost post count with a homestuck general! make the sacrifice and post homestuck to save Anon Babble
Homestuck general -/hst/
I...I don't think... your plan is going to work.... billionaire rapists.... control this world
Update where
THE FUCK is my FUCKING update!!!!!!!!
Shai'hulud
What in the name of Kerensky is going on.
Why is Anon Babble cutting so many vital boards?
Also, I've got a question; when it came to the actual mechanics of alchemization, could you do so with living creatures to make new and interesting things? Could you, say, take an Imp, and fuse it with stone to create a Stone Imp, flavored by whatever its attribute was? ((Take a Tar Imp + Granite = Granite Tar Imp))
Wait, whats going on on Anon Babble?
She couldve made a cool boss.
I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs. I should've stayed at the bottom and let some other poor bastard make the discovery. But how could I ignore that godawful noise? That low, dull wailing, fitfully punctuated with high-pitched screams of grief. I couldn't bear it, and so I climbed the stairs. The pictures on the wall told nothing out of the ordinary: your average domestic happily married bliss. But of course, these had all been taken years ago, back before Andrew had to go away. In the later pictures you could already see the dark and troubled expressions clouding his face. And then, after a point, there were no pictures. The most recent photo was dated nearly 3 years ago. Its frame was smashed and judging from the dent in the wall, it looked like somebody had thrown it with tremendous anger. It was the most recent picture of them. The last one taken before Andrew was taken to the hospital. As much as I tried to convince myself that this was just a normal domestic row, I knew in my heart that I... I wouldn't be ready for what lay behind that door. And then I saw him. crouched over her body, blood everywhere. Up his arms. On the bed. Splattered across the wall and flecked across his face. Her limbs jutted out at broken angles, and her face... oh christ, her face. If it hadn't been their house, I wouldn't have known it was her. And there he was, just bawling his eyes out, still clutching the bloodied bronze statue, his face beetroot-red with rage, grief and bloody frenzy. Trying his best to push her mangled face back into some semblance of order, trying to smooth out the creases in her dress with his fumbling fingers.
Jesus christ, Andrew. Two days. That's all you'd been out for. Two fucking days.
Basically Elon Musk's space car found an un-instanced session of Sburb and now Anon Babble is at risk of being shut down under the guse of "government efficency" but in reality Musk is trying to trigger The Reckoning and stifling any communication channels that could stop him.
Fuck forgot to add the picture >_>
FUCJ wrong picture
Here is what Elon Musk found
Sounds kinda gay.
Also, it was better without that picture.
Spin the wheel, spin the wheel!
Draw whomever you land on!
O-OH
ROUND AND ROUND WE GO
HOLDING ONTO PAIN
DRIVEN BY OUR EGOS
Hopefully nothing devious happens in this thread
Nothing better happen.
When Trickster mode was created, it was essentially a "Cheat" code the kids played with, right?
I'm aware that Homestuck was once a very big deal and Project Moon is far less niche than it once was, but I still get a kick out of crossover fanart like this. It feels special seeing two completely unrelated interests come together
Can you tell me more about Project Moon?
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH CIRAVA HERMOD
hope you homies are having a good april fools in spite of the shitty gag this year
Gesundheit, you forced meme
/hst/
ONE JOB
HSG already thoroughly 俺のモノ、ふふふ
Someone, quick, draw Kankri in this pose!
Yes in the literal sense, it lets you cheat on the flash games. No in that it's not useful for humans like it is for cherubs.
Dave solos
Lets see how long it takes the Department of Anon Babble Efficiency to nuke this one
Dave could solo, but would that be the knightly thing to do, to abuse his time powers?
Knight of Time is OP.
Spider-tits
Aranea Anon, is that you...?
a bit late maybe tmrw if tgread still alivr
how's beyond canon?
Absolute trite. They've more thoroughly hinted at June, and I am upsetti spaghetti about it.
HSG, I did something I'm not too proud of. Earlier today at the
pharmacy, there was a really great sale on this cheap shampoo, so I
decided I was going to buy a container. However, as I was about to
take one and head to the cashier, I saw a rather large group of green
shampoo containers. The soap inside was nearly the exact same color as
sopor slime. I have this fantasy about being a troll for a day, and
that fantasy includes sleeping in a recuperacoon. In a fit of
desperation to fulfill my dream, i bought all the tubes of green
shampoo. The cashier gave me a very strange look and I began to regret
my decision, but the deed was done. I sped home and then took the
shampoo up to my bathroom. I emptied all the bottles into my bathtub,
being sure to plug it up first. I threw the empty bottles out,
stripped naked, and eased myself into the tub. It wasn't completely
filled up with the slime, but it smelled amazing, like green tea
almost. I stayed in there for what seemed like forever, just thinking
about being a troll. I even masturbated in the fake sopor, pretending
my dick was a bone bulge. It was only when I went to get out of the
tub that I realized what I had done. How was I going to rinse all this
soap off my body? How was I going to wash it out of the bathtub? I'm
writing this still half covered in the stuff. Help, HSG
Anon, Anon Babble will be wiped out by lord english if you don't post as much as possible now
It's a company that makes indie games. There are three of them; Lobotomy Corporation, Library of Ruina, and the most recent one, Limbus Company. The games are all related and directly follow after the one before, but the genres change entirely by entry, with the first one being a management sim, the second being a deckbuilder, and the third being a dumbed down version of Ruina. They're also all VNs. The first two games were pretty niche, but the accessibility of Limbus Company was what sort of broke it into the zeitgeist. The first two games were Anon Babblecore and before it gained a larger following Anon Babble was pretty much the only western space talking about them, which is what got me into the series. I think that the games are all great, but it's one of those things where simply talking about them to someone doesn't really convey the appeal, since they're so heavy on the intrigue and mysteries of the setting, storytelling through gameplay, character writing, and other shit that requires investment. The games are also all pretty tough, with Lobotomy Corporation being notoriously shitty and difficult to master (it was made on a shoestring budget), and Ruina being challenging but manageable. Limbus is baby easy (which is why it's an entry point for so many newfags), but it does have spikes in difficulty. Basically, they're indie games set in an interesting TRPG-esque world with compelling characters and mysteries. If you're interested, pirate Lobotomy Corporation and try not to get filtered. It's one of those series that attracts the stray Homestuckfag from time to time, myself being one of them
Grub scars.
Yay or nay?
All VNS
You had me until you said that. I fucking hate VNs. If I wanted to read a book, I'd read a book. But, I think, for the sake of it, I'll take a gander. What harm could it be? You've made it seem decent enough that it couldn't be that much fo a waste of time. TRPG is my jam.
Nay.
Why did this guy always draw his characters so autistically?
It's not for everyone, but I hope you like what you see.
grub scars + nipples = more erogenous zones to touch = awesome
Since I never got a chance to post it on the actual /hsg/ before it died, here. The Vriska I was drawing up.
looks great now inflate her
This is a Homestuck thread my good sir, not a Rayman thread.
Don't listen to that guy. Lobotomy Corporation is a facility management game, Library of Ruina is a deckbuilder RPG. They aren't VNs anymore than something like Persona is because characters talk for a little while between gameplay.
For the most part outside of major story events, these parts are pretty short and aren't anything like a VN unless characters talking with sprites automatically makes something a visual novel regardless of gameplay. You will spend the vast, vast majority of time in each title playing the game.
i dont really like rayman-style inflation. not detailed enough.
I think most would consider Persona a VN, as that's still the format the story is delivered through. I guess I should clarify that they're vidya experiences first and foremost but the storytelling is all in VN format and the amount of reading isn't something you can brush off since it's as important as the gameplay
Welcome back /hsg/ for the 413th time!
what a fucking disaster hiveswap was
Ok but everyone introduced was sexo
not feeling too good about this one
Scar tissue is literally the opposite of an erogenous zone
Only if you're the one with the scars
That's it?
For now
Dilute with water and repress the memory
Or just pull the plug and let cum shampoo clog the neighborhood plumbing system
Yippie
i will post fat female trolls in bikinis very, very soon.
Holy SHIT yes
Would you a Daraya?
The return of the Lord
Roxy kitten no longer kitten
:33 < *huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFffff********
!!!
!!
MMMMMMMMMMMM THAT'S SOME GOOD KATNIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nepeta is the closest thing to Rose's grandma when you think about
Homestuck holy month has begun
Looks like Anon Babble's gone so I gotta hang out here now.
im waiting
It was (is?) a wonderful disaster.
I know, right? We were on a roll with all those milf vriska and kankri and whatever else discussions. Can't believe Elon Musk is taking away my homestuck pornography
It keeps happening
is act3 ded?
it supposedly isnt but i dont have much hope
You would think people got pissed at having contributed money to something that hasnt been finished after all these years.
Jadebloods go to breeding school to learn about SEX
Do you think Hussie would be willing to sell rights to Homestuck at some point?
"Miss Dolorosa, your son is outside pretending to be a martyr again"
act 6 was shit
hiveswap was shit
meat/candy were shit except for the dirk/calliope narrator struggle mindgames, that was briefly pretty fucking kino
hs2 is shit
homestuck ended after cascade except for mr piano man which is canon
No. They might make it good again and the thought terrifies him.
What really boggles my thought organ is the fact that someone well versed in Homestuck can point out to exact same things I love about the Actrs 1-5 and describe how amazing said things are and how they make HS unique as webcoming. Then they turn around and go onto praise the rest of the series and are still looking forward to new HS2 updates. Make it make sense.
I shit a lot on hiveswap for reducing all the blood castes to their hs-troll's gimmicks (all indigos are scorpion/spider themed, all golds have a duality theme going on, etc) but the choice to make jadebloods schoolgirls in a convent was really neat. At least I don't think that was brought up in the main comic? Since all we get is Kanaya, who lives on the surface and Porrim, whose living situation we didn't see
Bring back Caliborn, Slick, Dad Egbert, Aranea and HIC as mainstays in the story
Make Sburb relevant again
Force June into a genderswap universe cameo
Cut the unnecessary character drama
Re-establish JohnVris
Retcon Jade having a radioactive dog schlong and by proxy Rose being a homewrecker
Kill Dirk with hammers
Liking 2 diff things, one of which is shit, is by no means inconceivable. If nu homestuck has an appeal it is surely a distinct one. Or they just want to keep making fanart.
Once Anon Babble dies, let's go to Anon Babble
there you go
That's not a bikini, though
There's no way I'm putting in my lot with Anon Babble over the board which must not be named. Idk if I've ever seen a homestuck thread there.
Indigos are a caste higher than blues, chuddy
Also I don't think any of them have an arachnid motif bar Ardata, and even hers is pretty sparse (the only thing she has going for her in that department is some cobweb patterns and her lusus being a tick)
Elwurd is just a drug dealing dyke who hosts parties and everyone likes her for some reason
Remele is an artist who kills clowns for fun
Mallek's whole thing is snakes and crypto and hacking, he has snake bite piercings and his lusus is a snake and iirc he makes a few references to cherubs
I think the bigger recurring motif is their chaotic and rebellious nature, none of them are content with society
Making Jades into an all-girl catholic school clique was objectively a good and sex decision thoughbeit
Damn I always mix up the blues. And don't call me chuddy
we have an opportunity to make a homestuck thread on Anon Babble
would be a waste to move to Anon Babble
They already got Tamers12345 up in that bitch
Moving the rest of Anon Babble there would probably make the site go up in flames
all golds have a duality theme going on
besides the horns and eyes what is duality about them to the levels of sollux? solluxs horns are literally a pair of the exact same horns which is more duality-themed than anything any of the hiveswap ones have going on
Pretty much that, yeah, the horns, eyes and general dual-accent color thing. Like, I thought the double horns on Sollux were just a him thing, since he's gemini, you know. I didn't think EVERY goldblood has to have two sets of horns. It's just kinda lazy idk
I shit a lot on hiveswap for reducing all the blood castes to their hs-troll's gimmicks
Their all stated to be freaky mutants, basicly not even actual trolls because they and their ancestors are time hopping sludge babies, its hilarious that people who were given couple of mills managed to fuck up the same way any newbie making their trollsonas would.
He has a point with that one.
Folykl and Kuprum being a pair
Azdaja and Konyyl being partners
Cirava and Zebede are the exceptions though since they're solo, which ironically makes them two of a kind in that regard
Even Cirava is heavily themed around the green-magenta dual color scheme like how Sollux was red-green while Zebede fits the bee-theme that Sollux has (which I think is supposed to tie into the duality thing with the yellow-black stripes)
sollux was red-blue I'm so tired holy shit
It's ok colorblind anon, I forgive you
right, sorry.
I'm sure I'd find this disgusting in real life but as a drawing daaaamn mituna gets to hit that?
He gets concessions for being mentally crippled
Ellith... perfect wife..
I need her
O-Oh. This is my first time seeing her pesterquest sprite. I didn't expect her to be this muscular lmao
she's got no stretch marks or cellulite or floppy tits here, of course she's mpre attractive than irl fatties
Stretch marks
Fym, those are hot
It's the flabby formless asses, pancake tits and double chin that are bonerkillers desu
Also I just realised I forgot to draw the ring in the drawing I posted on Anon Babble. That's gonna bother me
and I will post inflated trolls in bikinis very, very, VERY soon.
Why? Isn't inflated just fat but worse?
Do it then Catbox/Litterbox it here
Dreams, dashed.
hope youre doing ok bart, ill draw a nihkee for you sometime
Oh yeah, last time I posted this in the deleted hsg thread someone replied saying "buckle bitch you've got a one man dead session to complete and there's 24 maroon gnomes to collect" which is an insane thing to say and just as I finished drawing this the thread was deleted. So just reposting it for posterity
Last thread i asked you to help me make a troll and even if im not fully satisfied with the result, i can still re-draw him in the future.
Anyways, you cant have a one player session really, so help me make him a teammate. Ill need:
A troll name
An aspect (other than blood)
A class (other than mage)
A blood caste
A strife abstrata or whatever the fuck
Remember, only one per post and one per anon, first come first serve, bla bla. Ill try to have her done by next thread, if there even is such a thing.
Bard (girl)
Troll name
Barrak Yobama.
oh shit I didn't notice
I was ponying for the last 6 hours
I really don't read enough books man
Lol rip that board. But with their autism, we could survive longer
What would the female equivalent of a codpiece even be? Boob armor? Massive steel badonkers?
Oh, great. They beat us to the punch.
They'd probably just have the codpiece as well. But boob armor is a good alternative
/hsg/ returns
pone back on Anon Babble
What in the broken timeline fuck
Doin tad bit better but i still need more time. Thanks for your wishes.
Sorry.
I spilled nacho cheese on the Sburb server trying to download 8 Terabytes of Vriska's archived horn pics...
Anyone got that Terezi story Waifuanon wrote?
Which one hoss
I feel like I went back in time...except Homestuck monumentally is worse than the last time pony and homosuck shared this board. Feels sad.
crazy pony...
Once Anon Babble dies we should go to Anon Babble and pretend homestuck is the anime it was always meant to be
I thought there was only one.
All of the ones you have, I guess.
Once Anon Babble dies
Impossible
Expect /hsg/ to reign once again once the west coast wakes up
so many different HS fanmade i never kept up with.
which one is this from ?
We fine dining like the good old days up in this bitch
shit, hsg and pony threads on/co/. blast from the past.
Prisounebound. It's pretty good. The creator sometimes shows up in hs threads like over on Anon Babble
ponies and Homestuck on Anon Babble again
What a time to be alive
What a sight to behold
My home...
isnt aco the only place to talk about hs normally
2011 called, they want their Anon Babble back
Yes, except for no reason /hsg/ suddenly forced its way back in to Anon Babble after a decade and everyone liked that
no, its inflation but better
except the mods since the 3rd hsg thread got deleted. why did they let 2 threads hit bump limit?
Chip on their shoulder
And granted a LOT of people outside Anon Babble suddenly flocked to it which meant multiple threads in a short timespan
Purely from memory quickly by someone with no skill
files.catbox.moe
Yeah, you got it
shes surprisingly wholesome.
case in point.
I'd rather you just post fatties, man
got jane
thx ill check on it
nah. They dont make sense to me.
Hot damn, I'd forgive her for all her war crimes
really? Neat, its been a good one so far. Not sure why no one has questioned her odd blood color yet though.
here's one more, after that im posting troll blimps. im a busy man, you know!
My old hard drive died, does anyone have that collage of the Act 7 disappointment?
Man, nobody wants to see your fetish art
Yeah! Why is it Karkat and not Aradia, what the fuck, man?
this?
He thinks this isnt the Double Presidency starting.
Hope you like Faygo and Trump/Elon in clown make up.
it don't matter none of this matters
GHB drinking at Yiffy's birthday party
Typical day in the life of Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley
Who the fuck? Did GHB troon out? I stopped at Act 7, fill me in here
Bump
Grand Highboob is older then you you retarded child
then
Shiggy diggy
That's it, thanks anon
How much snowpity?
I'm doing my part!
aspect
Doom.
GHB
About as old as March!Eridan
Yiffy
Oh boy. Where do I start? Somewhere along the line during the epilogues, one of the writers decided it would be REALLY funny to make Jade a canon dogpenis futanari on account of her having merged with Bec. She then, wanting to be a parent like everybody else but unable to fuck Dave, manipulated Rose into being a secret surrogate for her because her genes are close enough to Dave's. Following that, Jade pressured Rose to keep their affair under wraps from Kanaya for a whole decade, which blew up spectacularly in her face when their feral autistic bastard child Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde-Harley (Or just "Yiffy" for short) got kidnapped by Jane, because Jane is now space Hitler.
So the jig was up, Jade got pissy that she couldn't have her cake and eat it too, Kanaya was betrayed and cucked out by her homewrecker wife and now there's a rabid brat named after furry porn on the loose about to go play Sburb. This ALL happened, that's the state of HS^2.
caste
Fushia
Behold: Perfecter Wife
Cute!
gonna drain my balls in yiffy
decided it would be REALLY funny to make Jade a canon dogpenis futanari on account of her having merged with Bec
and he was right
Nihkee Moolah.... my favourite...
Eq would still blow the flesh off her skeleton with a single punch
Equius is like 13. Just because he's the strongest of the hivebent group doesn't mean he's the strongest troll in general
He bruised his lusus gently patting it
He is a freak
I love Skylla. I hope we get more of her next act.
dont care
ngh
i forgot what his hair looked like
True. For context, we were discussing middle aged vriska and john over on Anon Babble
files.catbox.moe
Holy SOVL
objection, i do
I need you to kill yourself
Damn, that's cute as fuck. Based drawfag
Dave should cum inside Jade.
Dad Egbert would be proud
post fantrolls
John should cum inside Rose
Karkat should cum inside Terezi.
all homestuck fans should get their asses kicked purely as a joke by Caliborn or someone else today
I gotta say, this whole boards getting closed bit is kinda comfy. It's like a sleepover with all the tourists huddling together
Daww
she
GRAAAAAAH I WANT THIS ONE IMPREGNATED BY MEEEEE
Yeah, except I really really hope Anon Babble or Anon Babble don't stink the place up when they mosey on over here
blΣh
Moar?
Classpect them
i thought youd never ask
Yes, many have.
Braces
CUTE
Sorry, it's fresh off the presses and I don't think anyone else has drawn those two as middle aged lovers lol most I have is this doodle from a few threads ago
her
Scootaloo
Page of Breath
SB
Sylph of Blood
AB
Rogue of Time
AJ
Witch of Life