Death Battle

You may only post your HERO if they can destroy/revive abstract concepts.

RETCON'Dyonder

This FRAUD is just another FODDER for Hal Jordan!

Stomps.......... Clubber Lang

You literally can't argue this. Don't even try.

I uh, won't?
Conquest gets BTFO'd by Nappa though.

saves our verse and disappears without a word

will save earth in his current run by sacrificing his life, and hasn't even told anyone but Sif so that they don't feel bad

MY FUARKING HERO

Post Nappa scaling to a Sun Disk.

Who do the writers prefer?

m-muh sundisk! nooo you can't just ki blast me from your mouth and obliterate me!

z tards always have to make it about themselves somehow. baka

No Sun Disk?

Sorry that DBZ is one of the most popular forms of fiction in recent memory and will remain so for a long, long time.
Sorry that Dragonball as a franchise is so powerful that whenever new episodes of it comes out, crime rates and cartel operations plummet for a few days.

You’re right, there’s nothing special about Halo.

I always thought Doomguy took speed, even without wank his stamina is literally infinite, he’s too angry to get tired… or at least I think

there's nothing to apologize for. it's just an annoying habit of you and yours

sun disk is small planetary level at best btw, which is below the likes of Nappa and Vegeta!

Trvth Nvke

It took Blue Gogeta's Kamehameha to do this to Conquest. This is something we can work with

That was just Atom Eve though?
Who gets blitzed and beheaded by Napa or Vegeta.

I'm sure that's how it went in your headcanon. The official crossover said otherwise

Stats: BILLY

Intelligence: BILLY

Donkey Kong Skill: BILLY

Cock Size: BILLY

Money: BILLY

Faggotry: KARL

Billy Mitchel no diff

I did some research and holy fuck, Swamp Thing vs Man Thing would be just as crazy as Ghost Rider vs Spawn as far as insane composited feats go

People sleep on Swamp Thing hard.

Pretty much, and would do about as well.

ENTERRRRR

Two swamp beasts made of souls, muck and vegetation turning into some cosmic abstraction sounds a little lame imo. Just give me Solomon Grundy vs the Wendigo or some shit

So... since Shigaraki vs FLEEhito was an absolute stomp, whose an actual good matchup for Shiggy?

What is Man-Thing capable of? My only exposure to him (it?) is cameos where he acidifies people. Like that Cagebolts arc where he murdered Hyperion. Which was fucked up and all, but pretty ho-hum compared to Swamp Thing.

Cool. Wonder what the guy who kept spamming it would flop was thinking

leaves the safety of the threads in the hands of FRAUDtos

NOT my hero.
Realistically, who would they make her fight?

chompy mage defeated DBS during the merge

HOLY FUARK

koffing was on Anon Babble and got deleted

KEK

will the fight come out this month

I doubt it wouldn't.
A fantastic detail about the original Doom games are all the dead marines scattered throughout the levels.

Realistically they would skip her entirely and go to straight to Sakuya

chompy mage confirmed stronger than koffing. update the charts

Or he was so strong the Anon Babble jannies feared him.

first 2hu used is the Dio victimizer

they've been slowly normalizing the use of EoH

It's all coming together now.

Please look at the charts, before you embarrass yourself.

Luke mindtricked everyone into thinking the board shut down

Outerversal BEAST

EXITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

ENTER

It's over for you Doomkeks.
Chief's luck afforded him the ultimate weapons.

Ok, genuinely asking, what is Mark supposed to do against
jedi mind tricks?

Get real.

Same thing people millions of times weaker than him do to force users

Don't normal people in Star Wars resist them all the time because it only works on the dull witted?

Man-Thing can't really form his own emotions but he can feel the emotions of other people, and can even force them to feel certain things.
He's got some telepathy, a lot of strength, the ability to regenerate from most stuff, and many times attacks are ineffective and just slip through him or into him.

I mean, Mark's not exactly what I'd call "smart", anon

I was thinking this. Despite everything Doom Guy can be and will be, Chief is perfectly lucky.

Anon, Mark is a fucking idiot. I also think it has more to do with willpower.

I would give Mark the benefit of the doubt based on his undeniable willpower, but the Dinosaurus thing, my goodness. Mark's really fucking stupid

I'm sorry, my wankers... Master Chief's luck made him find Space Racer's Infinity Ray... Boosted infinite times over by the Power Gem...

A good ending to his series

I did

Your charts are out of date and tiresome.

K O F F I N G

without fail, i always read it in the koffing voice.

I'M GONNA STICK YOUR COCK IN A LIGHT SOCKET

That Chimp? Dwarf Star level, Easily.

Chief bros..

Reminder that Chief got his ass rocked by a normal human

I've got your back, Master Chief!!!

Im having a hard time reading this chart

Based Cap

Normal Halo humans are 11D

You know the cutscene that’s from literally shows another Spartan weaker than him pick that rubble up right

Does it matter?
It's non canon material anyway. It's from the Halo 5 pre-launch advertising campaign Hunt the Truth, which is famously non canon.
Works for shitposting tho

If he were to enter Death Battle who would be a good match up for him?

Maybe Nightcrawler? Portals vs Teleporting could be fun.

MCU Kang maybe?

Dr. Strange or Doom?

Big Brain

Asshole

Advanced Tech

Interdimensional Green Portals

I know who Death Battle would pick. Not sure who'd come out the winner, though.

MODOK

Funny Valentine

Either The Spot, or the Qu

When’s DBX returning? I really wanna see All-Might vs Homelander, but neither of them deserve ANOTHER in-depth analysis.

Krang

cowards

I'd rather see Captain America, a real AMERICAN hero, kick Homolander's ass.

Steve would lose that, I’m pretty sure. Homelander could solo Soldier Boy, who’s stronger than Steve in every stat.

Doom threads at this hour

Anon Babble I am trying to sleep bros.
Feels bad that I will be missing on NuDoom slop this year and that Halo cannot be relevant without mentioning Doomslayer (TM) but that's life.

Also weird both games are Anon Babble related.
Is Halo Escalation mentioned in the annual storytime of pain?

So the canon timeline is

Luke Skywalker teams up with the jannies and mindtricks the omniverse into thinking erasing several Anon Babble boards

Thor, being a God is immune from reality warping, notices that something has gone wrong with his favorite image board

Unfortunately, he has used too much of the odinforce recently and needs to sleep, so he leaves Kratos to solve the mystery of the vanishing boards since he thinks he can destroy a mountain and should be able to handle it

Kratos jobs since Luke Skywalker is beyond mountain level in power and the jannies are beyond mountain level in weight

???

Thor wakes up and saves the multiverse and Anon Babble

Can someone fill in the gap?

the HEROLANDERS go on a trek to DBS in the Anon Babbleadlands to DEFEAT the HALLS and WAKE UP Thor

Koffing tried to take on Anon Babble while buying time for Thor to wake up and died alone in a blaze of glory.

Superman soloed the Dragon Ball verse offscreen

…then Thor woke up for real and saw that BOUNDLESStos had soloed then saved all of Anon Babble (the shockwave alone blasted a rock at thor’s head which knocked him out as they’ve repeatedly done)

solos kratos in your path

that makes no sense in that timeline. this would be right before Thor wakes up and saves the multiverse

... is what Kratos thought off as Luke Skywalker gave him an epilepsy with the force.

Infinitely destroyed the concepts of transformation, contrast, the capacity to change, decay, and death from all of existence? Yep, that'd be my HERO The CHAD Quiet.

Kratos is immune to mind control and telekinesis, and he can punch ghosts
So not only does he beat the shit out of your beta soiboy self-insert, but also he uses his own telepathy to reveal that Luke is a canon cuck whose wife got canon blacked

blacked and cuckolding fantasies

Seek help Kratosjeet.

Canon

CANON!!!

“fantasies”

OH NONONONONO…

Canon

*ring ring*
It’s for you

Mara Jade

K, b, c

Jobs to a crow saying words

Oof

My outerverse just exploded....

FACT: powerscalling won't turn your micropenis into a normal sized penis

sonicsisters you love to see it!

loses every match

Sonicsisters...