If you are a Roman Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Oriental Orthodox, Church of the East, Anglican, Methodist, Moravian...

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If you are a Roman Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Oriental Orthodox, Church of the East, Anglican, Methodist, Moravian...

If you are a Roman Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Oriental Orthodox, Church of the East, Anglican, Methodist, Moravian, Lutheran, Calvinist, Pentecostal, Non-KJV Baptist, Anabaptist, Mormon, Jehovah's Witness, Seventh-day Adventist, Jew, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, Pain, Sikh, Daoist, Shinto, New Age, Wiccan, Heist, Atheists, Agnostic, and any non-KJV Baptist, then you will burn in hell for all eternity.

Only KJV Baptists are the true religion. Everyone else is going to burn in the lake of eternal fire.

Anon Babblebros, why is Belos like this?

Cartoons?

They closed my hecking mongolian basket weaving board aka Anon Babble. Where else am I supposed to post? Also, I know there are Anon Babbletorians here.

its not his fault, he's ultimately american and real religions are too strong for them

If this is another Tribefag ruins everything coupling horses thread, I might form a team here before get eliminated

The only true church is the church of fhe worship of Andrea Davenport

Look at your calendar.

The only true Church is the Church of the Worship of Luz Noceda, Our Lady. Repent, or enjoy Hell!

Wrong.

Owl house is a tranny show

Your show is dogshit
Owlshit thread is dead
Belos is a jobber tranny cuck who becomes Traine designated shoe wiper

Good that he died then

Owl house is a tranny show

Blasphemy against the Gospel of Luz Noceda is a mortal sin. Repent, or enjoy swimming in a lake of fire!

Anon Babble here, is it true i need to read all these before even attempting to watch the owl house and understand it?

I still don't understand the hype over KJV. It's good, sure, but why sperg out over other bible versions?

whoops, posted the one with a mistake and now i have to kill myself

Neck yourself cringe retard

Your black trans mutt Luzer will be the first one to get deported by Trump

That's from a fan fic on AO3

trans mutt Luzer

Blasphemy against Our Lady is a mortal sin, Anon. She died for our sins and rose again, and without her, we would be all destined for eternal damnation (which we deserve). In short, we are all terrible people, and we must profess our faith in Luz if we are to gain eternal life. So, repent, or enjoy Hell, respectfully.

I remember enjoying Morning of the Magicians
Also a great Flaming Lips song.

oh yeah, prove it by telling me the name so i can search it up just to prove if its real or not

To taste the succulent splendour of a Mc Rib... You do not understand such glory, Luz. Cast aside such paltry contrivances such as the chicken sandwich or whopper, join me.. together we will enlighten these godless heretics under the benevolent glow of the golden arches

Tribefag has invaded another stealth Owl House thread once again. Abandon ship! I off to find my non-pony army.

It's called The Angel of the Owl House by OwlHouseAngel

thanks

WORSHIP ME OR YOU'LL END UP FOREVER AGONIZING FROM 3RD DEGREE BURNING WITHOUT EVEN THE CHANCE OF BEING PUT OUT OF YOUR MISERY TO STOP THE PAIN

It's over 2mil words

Luzturd looks like some sort of an ugly baboon

Do (You) want me to remind your ass of the pussy cheese incident? Tribefag?

6000+ single spaced pages

Now this is the type of autism fic i like

He read his chick tracts, op
chick.com/products/tract?stk=31

the DND obsessive girl who died was named Marcie

What's that Owl tranny you're trying to show me Luzturd axewound after xer's transition? No thanks

Don't make me do it anon...

So you're not going to profess your faith in Luz? You're at risk of eternal torture and swimming in a lake of fire eternally.

Brutally headkick luzer
Stab Luzer in the eye
Cut Luzer open with a fork
Decapitates Luzer with a rusty spoon
Incinerates Luzer with a flamethrower
Drown Luz in feces

wow, your fetishes are even kinkier than mine

if you wanted to get a Anon Babble thread going here, you would've been better off talking about aztecs. Meso-anon has been known to post here frequently. Then again, that would've been a quality Anon Babble thread, and you're probably aiming for the opposite here, aren't you?

Okay then. Enjoy hell, atheist!

comforting to know TOH is one of the fanbases autistic enough to survive ponies.

Bump against the pone scourge