Whomp!

Ronnie is unaware of her relationship status since the former roommates' interaction has diminished since she moved back in with her parents two years ago. He has no preference on whether she is fat or pregnant. All he knows is that maybe now she will be more receptive to some of his semi-exotic meals that the previously-slender woman once balked at. Perhaps she is finally ready to try dipping her peanut butter sandwich in tomato soup.

AGRIAS WG ARC

OUGH

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MILF!!!!

gross dude why

there's two scenarios here

either ronnie is becoming an honorary uncle OR

agrias absorbed his lardass DNA from living with him from too long

agrias absorbed his lardass DNA from living with him from too long

Ronnie being a source of corruption seems more likely.
Eventually her parents will die, Ronnie will be the only available roommate, and she'll die late in life after the horrific realization that, for all intents and purposes, she lived a life equivalent to one where she married Ronnie.

agrias cant die she's a cartoon

It'll probably be something like Ronnie absorbing her excess weight.
She was thin for the 8 years they lived together and packed on the pounds when they seperated

OUUUGGHHHHH

Run down on both ronnie and agrias.

Agrias appears

only so Ronnie could slip his pregnancy fetish in

Not like this

I think the text implies that since Agrias moved back with her parents she either
A. Is being feed too much food by her mother
B. Is slowly giving up on her body shape (it was aways a running joke that Agrias has a more active dating life than Roonie, but is equally unsuccessful as him in finding someone)

peanut butter sandwich in tomato soup.

I'd protest, but toast with soup is staple, and somewhere that might be Dorsia, who can say, served a peanut butter soup with smoked duck, the New York Matinee calling it "a playful but mysterious little dish", so maybe there's something there.
youtube.com/watch?v=23uYUfeL0tk

agrias farted on a potential roommate in anger once AND she poops jolly ranchers

Agrias moved back in with her parents

Why has everyone in this comic gotten more pathetic? I assumed she moved up in life and didn't need a roommate anymore.

Are you pregant? Why are you pergan? We Have to Make you pretgnagnnt right now!

^aren't*

Why has everyone in this comic gotten more pathetic?

The most realistic thing about the comic.

Is it pronounced AG-ree-us, or uh-GREE-us?

If you can have your own life and have a job at the same time, why move out just so you can be in a parasitic relationship with a bank or individual (LL)? Seems like the only actually reasonable option nowadays

First one, just like the Final Fantasy character

Millennials have money

This means that she will only be allowed to truly die when Ronnie also die

Only by saving where we can with tactics like that. And if you are more scheming, a millennial's parents are in their mid sixtys now, so you aen't sharing the house with them for much longer.

Sorry, typo
Millennials have NO money

Agrias is getting fat

Based.

I'm still waiting for the big reveal that the new comics were horribly bland on purpose, and it turns out it's because M-Dude hanged himself leading Ronnie down a catastrophic spiral of complacency.

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