Why did you make Loona cry?

Í showed her my AI Loona slop and then slopped on her vagoo

Because she didn't have a penis or backsack. Fucking tease.

I don't think you look like you fuck human men

i wouldn't let her hold it while i pee

I asked her in marriage.

"No, I wont rub your belly and call you a good girl."

Farquaad?

"Looks like we're out of coffee."

Because the beasts of hell have no place in the world of the living.

Thinking about the pastes and magic being fun...
If magic works similarly to programming, does that mean spells can be "optimized"?

because i told her she should stay in her human form

Jesus christ she is so cute

Marrying Loona means Blitzo and Stolas (if the two gay men marry) would become your in-laws

How would that make you feel?

I didn't want syphilis.

Snoot Game but with a dog

I refused to pay her in gum

I told her that all hellhounds are colorblind

loona cannot see the color red.

grim

poor girl couldn't take being sexualised and objectified by neckbearded coomers anymore and broke into tears as a result.

You're fucking evil.

where is that post by an anon that psy-oped himself into believing loona was his gf and became motivated to get his shit together?

I like making her cry. Feels cathartic.

Name one (1) thing she's done that makes her deserve a tummy rub, head pat, or being called a good girl.

genslop

fuck off

look at this face

uhhh, supporting her because she's ill (syphilis)?

I do not like this image

made for cuddling and affectionate kissing.

I forgot if she wanted to be punished or rewarded today, and called her a good girl instead of a bad girl during her morning spanking.

she hugged blitzo and said "I luv u" which means she's growing up which means she should receive headpats and belly rubs as a positive reinforcement. (You) on the other hand deserve to be put in the hellhound orphanage desu

I didn't take her for walkies.

Another Loona thread.
Sigh.

Another day, another loona.

"What're you looking at, dude?"

"You're not one of those bean freaks are you?"

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"What?"

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she cries at the fucking moon for no reason, whyd you think i have anything to do with it?

Guys....I think Hell might be a bad place filled with bad people.

No vortex.

Not my fault that her adopted dad objectively sucks.

Vivzies hell is basically just an alternate earth. People can be born there and thus aren't inherently evil.

When is this spineless doormat of an imp going to plap that dogussy

People

I think it's a stretch to call Hellborn Demons "people".

well dressed women are neat

Loona getting the zoomies

rapists murderous demons

"""""""People"""""""

I want to get knotted by the hellhound girl.