She just wanted a gay friend :(

isn't this the same bitch (male) that did that "nice guy" comic and got btfo?

working at the bottleo

guy comes in

i ask him if he has big plans

"just hanging out with the boys"

he actually means a bunch of grown men that can legally consume alcohol

her

There was a “girl” from Hawaii missing in LA a few months back and I thought she was a teenager since every article described her as a “missing Hawaiian girl”. Turns out she was in her 30s.

What's the matter, d(n't like Chil||l|lies?

Trans people usually don’t portray themselves like that

Should've refused the sale because he was providing drinks to minors. I'll have your license for this

still is creepy to slobber all over a stranger because you think she's gay

Is this person's intention to make herself come off as unappealing as possible?

Oh hey, I'm gay too!

Nobody has every said this in real life. Not once.

That story had such a fucking ending

Dad thinks all hope is lost and kills

She was fine, had just fucked off on a trip to Mexico in the middle of her trip to LA and was on a little vacation, didn't know there was a national manhunt to find her and bring her to safety with everyone assuming the worst

I wanna be generous and assume her dad was just fucking insane or her phone broke early in mexico but somehow no one was trying to contact her the entire fucking time?

this is what being terminally online does to an artist. Dude is dedicated to just being cringy and annoying.

Don't forget also tried to educate the so called oppressors about why it's not ok to jump on people for bad opinions after years of trying to incite mobs on people they disagreed with.

Kills what

Not to agree with the artist, but I always found it a little weird when random straight girls refer to their female friends as "girlfriends"

Because lesbianism isn't a natural lifestyle. The phrase dates back to when women socialized with other women and didn't have to worry about weird ugly sapphos making things weird and ugly.
Nowadays some poor woman's son misunderstands and calls his male friends "boyfriends", crazy MbP mom believes her son is a homosexual.

Himself after flying out to LA*
That was when the story went from generic missing person to something insane because she'd only been missing for 2 weeks indicating he may have been some kind of psycho parent and people wondered if there was some level of personal guilt on his part.
Odds are that yeah, he was a bit fucking crazy given that most families will hold to hope for months to years in cases like this and she hadn't been missing long enough to be declared legally dead.
A bit after that security camera footage of her heading into Mexico on her own with passport at a legal border point were found.
Shortly before she went off grid she sorta had been talking about getting away from all the technology and digital detoxing and blah blah blah which became the reason for why people assumed she went off grid.
Then it was found that she may have been part of a green card marriage scam trying to help some Argentinian guy immigrate into the US. Investigation ongoing

Blonde looks like an Adventure Time reject.

Because lesbianism isn't a natural lifestyle

Yes it is, homosexuality is completely natural. Men can be attracted to men and have sexual pleasure with them and he prostate exists. Women can do the same. Youre in denial.

genes are meant to be passed on, which cannot happen within homosexuality
nothing wrong with it, but it is in fact, unnatural

bottleo

You should've known no teenager can afford alcohol in Australia

Then why does the practice of it continue to pop up all throughout human (and animal, for that matter) history? It is, beyond any shadow of doubt, naturally occurring. And therefore, natural.

NTA, but you're confusing abnormal with unnatural.
If it occurs naturally without artificial assistance in nature, then no matter what it's natural.
Homosexuality is natural, paedophilia is natural, incest is natural.
They are all abnormal, but not unnatural, even wild animals will sometimes exhibit these traits, especially the last two.
What *would* be unnatural is a man taking female hormones and having other people say he's a woman, that could never happen without the assistance of man.

Gets assblasted by both sides of the internet

"G-Guys...you know we're not really doing anything powerful when we say mean things online..."

Still remembering the attempt at an "epic own" comic when Pewdiepie got robbed where everyone sided with the naive, but pleasant coworker guy.

AGP "transbians" are the lowest and vilest of all trannies. They're literally all Chris-chan tier freaks.

Not really, organisms go without reproducing all the time. In fact the only thing we all do universally and as such can consider our natural purpose is to die. So i dont find this persuasive, nature isnt some doting home room teacher who lined everything up to teach you lesson. You just *are* naturally capable of homosexuality.

Eh humans sure, other organisms however do have the ability to alter their sex. Its not really even that unusual. Sure that'd make humans unique for developing tools to do it but most of the flying organisms I know of don't exactly show up at the airport.

He is also the one behind the New Guy comic.

Trans people usually don’t portray themselves like that

If there's one thing trannies are good at, it's making a comic portraying themselves as the victim/good guy but instead they look like a complete asshole/psycho.

Why even transition if you're just going to still want to fuck girls?

For the same reason down syndrome and paralysis shows up, because they are genetic abnormalities.

(OP)

Makes the New Guy comic

Makes the stealing art supplies comic

Makes this comic

Sweetbeans: "Wahhh, why do people think I'm a jerk?"