Will it be good?

Will it be good?

thumbnail.png - 797x797, 257.37K

No.

No.gif - 440x393, 1.46M

I like Pan but no, the premise is too convoluted while also still generic. Also Loki’s design kinda sucks. Looks like an embarrassing picture of the nigga from Cyberspace in Highschool

Pans art style is really cool, the designs themselves are just lacking though

He will never recover from asking Genndy Tartakovsky and Mike Lazzo to their face if they would fuck cartoon characters if they could

God no.

He should had known better than to ask adults if they would fuck a drawing. Certainly those two normalfags are the most normalfaggiest of the animator director variety. He should had read the room better.

The most generous thing you could say is that he was saying the quiet part out loud.
Autism is a hell of a drug though

No, but at least you know that Pan will approve of you fucking his characters and, you know, reproducing.

Is this the pokemon ripoff? The one where people make their "creations" face off via scheduled fights from an app?

I'll check if it ever comes out.

Do you think Pan gets pegged by his trans boyfriend?

Let me break it down for you:

This is being made by a guy who pretended to have two sisters who were his OCs for years

Said OCs are characters in Loki Irl

One of the "sisters" is a cross dressing "pan"sexual latino called Stephanie

The latter of which is his favorite and has done self ERP on his youtube channel with him pretending to be raped by him

Pan has also shown to dress like Stephanie in recent years, in other words, Stephanie is Pan's self-insert down to his mannurisms

This is also being made by the same guy who broke down on a stream playing Toy Story for the playstation after retelling a story of how he grossed out a goth chick as a teen

His webcomic has been in limbo for more than 10 years now and has made jackshit progress

He has a history of being unable to co-ordinate with othee creators or properly network without acting like a coomer

The selling point of what little work he has is muh Y2K style and "do you remember the early 2000s???"

With that being said I would totally fuck his OCs and potentially him in his scene girl attire after a drink or two.

Autism is a hell of a drug though

This is why socializing is important for autismos. If reading people doesn't come naturally, they need to practice and learn "the rules" so they don't do something like tell their potential boss at a job interview that they can fuck your drawings if they want to.

Gotta learn to hide the power level.

This looks like it was made for the early 2000s.

Reminder that Pan got Daftpina to be a consultant on this

This is why socializing is important for autismos. If reading people doesn't come naturally, they need to practice and learn "the rules" so they don't do something like tell their potential boss at a job

This. A lot of autists can appear functional with enough social exposure over time. It does not solve disorders in executive functioning which will show once someone has gotten to know an autist but an autist can still mask and act appropiately in society.

t. autist who used to eat other people's hair and now cannot be distinguished from normies

Yes. It is also the one where cannonically people can have sex with their toons and have half toon babies.

It borders on fetish material.

Oh great, so TWO turbotards. Was it a prerequisite to be cripplingly autistic to work on this project?

I don't think it will be successful or universally panned. It's going to miss it's mark. There are going to be some mega autists who latch onto it, and some turbo spergs who make hate threads about it here.

Truth is, it's a worse fate to be unremarkable - and I think this is how it will end up.

It just doesn't seem in tune with the kids that are eating up 'hellva' and it's not exactly capturing the theme of a nostalgic era to get the toonami crowd. But hey, I've only watched the trailer.

I will say, I do like that we live in an era of indie animation, where people can try shit like this, even if it dosent succeed or I don't enjoy it.

Do white women really?

Maybe I'm just an asshole, but I have a feeling the threads that pop up once this thing is released will be super entertaining.

I really hate nerds that look like this guy, very pretentious for a faggot with nothing under his belt

If fucking Catching Up is successful then this shit will blow everything out of the water. If it doesn't then I'll suck my own dick.

Maybe. I'm not a fan of hating on a show for hates sake. If I don't like something, I just ignore it.

Obviously I think it's too early to judge, but I don't see this appealing to many people.

I have a feeling the threads that pop up once this thing is released will be super entertaining.

I have been predicting it for a while now. There is a lot of hate potential but also tons of autism that Anon Babble can mesh quite will witn. Pan Pizza is the kinda guy to lurk on Anon Babble if tumblr was not his first love. Big digital footprint too with a lot of history that anons can disect. Think Gooseworx threads but with more of a hate following.

If the logic of Loki IRL's world is to be applied as it has been presented, chris chan would potentially become the most dangerous and powerfull figure within our reality. Not even kidding.

Oh god yeah. Horrifying. They'd be as powerful as they imagine they are. god powers n shit.

mfw I realize chris could create an entire dynasty of sonichu hybrids due to humans being able to have toon babies

toons get more powerfull as they become more well known or notorious

with chris chan's infamy he could theoretically create reality warping sonichu human hybrids

I'm happy this faggot ruined his career. Him and Just a Robot. Its great to see shitty people get what they deserve.

Man i miss when i thought Pan was a cool dude

Is it sad to say I have nostalgia for watching his videos during the summer evenings after hanging out with my friends down at the arcade?

In a better world the Pizza Party Podcast would of ended when Ken left and Pan would of moved back to making just videos.
Instead we got the timeline where Pan spent the most potentially prolific years of his carrier bankrolling Nolan's Web fetish.

Hasn't he been making this for 10 years?
It's sad that you need other people to judge/validate what you find nostalgic.

Are you also autistic? Serious question.

the girl still looks like shit and the guy's nose is a bit too long, but everything else about the guys is pretty good I gotto say. I wonder how his face looks from a different perspective though, he could still fuck that up.

Pans issue is that he was always like this and was simply trying to measure how much of an open freak he could be on the internet before people stopped talking to him

I'm amazed that Daftpina is still allowed to slither around the Online art community after being repeatedly proven to be a massive scumbag with no integrity and motivated by spite and pettiness

NTA but there are people on this board who were children when Pan started doing his thing and in that regard his production value was way better than his contemporaries.
So I can see a kid who was 12 in 2012 wa6tching him unironically.

I was in Middle School when Pan was just starting out and still wet behind the ears
I'm 26 now

That happens in worm. They just leave him in a quarantine site

And did you like him back then?

He hated on Ultraman, he was never cool

While I feel his video quality has gone down a little bit, I still feel he's someone who can make solid, entertaining videos about niche 2000s things. The Lil Bush video was a real blast from the past. But I really feel like he his his stride 3 or so years ago and recently had a quick drop off.

So I can see a kid who was 12 in 2012 wa6tching him unironically.

Literally me

He's dead to me.

dante.png - 594x700, 481K

Not shitposting at all but this was the moment that ruined him for me and I've been unable to watch his content since. Up until that point I thought he was just making jokes, I assumed it was his persona for youtube. After this happened I realised it was actually for real.

Up until that point I thought he was just making jokes, I assumed it was his persona for youtube.

Honestly same. I thought his toy story livestream was a bit for the longest time and not actually him balling his eyes out

For me it was the moment I realized that the Ruby Gloom shirt story was in fact, not a bit.

Why do cartoon reviewers suck at making cartoons?
LSCuck, DaftPenis and The Mysterious Mrs. Enter's cartoons all suck, why does it keep happening?

I guess pan pizza is now pan sexual pizza, another joke that used to be cool just like vivziehog

Because they are not even good at actually reviewing things either. LS especially.

Bearing in mind he was big in the early 2010 tumblr space there is a strong likelihood that it was an intentional pun. Doubly so when pansexual was used as a way for losers to basically say they would get with anyone due to how desperate they are. Judging by his former "boyfriend" it fits the classic archetype.

In general its because they are people who love watching cartoons but have no intellectual interest the the work behind the content and/or have narrow tastes that limit them.

LS

Claim to fame is Binge-watching adult comedies

Daft

Art Youtube Drama Monger

Enter

Autistic in the bad way and his ego at being one of the early cartoon rant guys inflated to the point of pushing thorough despite having negative skill.

Pan

A utter lack of intellectual curiosity for media outside of cartoons that has only calcified with age and so limits his capability to conceptualize shit people would like.
Wait they broke up? How long ago was this because I will say he did seem to be in a better headspace than he was for a long time, even if everyone saw that going out with a BPD cosplayer like 10 years younger than him was going to backfire.

Did they break up?

Honestly I thought they were still a thing until yesterday in one of the previous threads. Apprently they split up not too long ago but are still "friends" now

60-40 odds that she will try and cancel him in the upcoming months
80-20 odds she does it right before or after the Loki Pilot drops.

Potentially him in his scene girl attire after a drink or two.

Jeez anon,have some self-respect why don't you

I always fucking hated that artstyle, fucking garbage castlevania wannabe

Don't care what any dumb waifufag says, that girl's design is extremely obnoxious to look at. They're both shit, but I know people have a hard time admitting that for any female character ever with an annoying design.

What's daftpina's art like?

I really liked the "Free college" it stayed with me for years.

You wouldn't fuck a cartoon?! I know I would!

God, what a weirdo.

Looks like something like slayercoon would draw but it looks more shittier than the based trash eating punk raccoon

Measured Pan is best Pan, doing a professinally sounding review with a dirty or innapropiate joke out of nowhere was funny. When he goes full freak he becomes so cringe in unberable.

MY SISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTER

It all makes sense now....

Kek, cruel irony

I was 9 years old in 2012. 22 now.
Yes. I watched Pan Pizza back then and still do to this day. My internet was unsupervised so no wonder I turned out so weird and asocial.

He's an excellent editor. But anything else he sucks at

My internet was unsupervised

And now you should be supervised by a medical professional

Pan seems like he found an accepting crowd of weirdos as a teenager and it ended up socially fucking him up b/c no one was around to point-blank tell him to stop acting like a retard. I'm not saying that kids getting shoved down some stairs is good, but maybe giving an explicit hint to a social retard is the morally right thing to do rather than just put your head down and let their terrible habits become solidified in that person as an adult

so he's ripping off Pokemon even down to the original scrapped detail that humans and Pokemon had offspring together... what is this show adding? You can barely tell the organics and the IRLs apart enough as it is... why does he think having hybrids is going to do anything but detract from the visual contrast

LSmark has a big fanbase of children whereas Pan had an audience of young adults who have been leaving his channel over the past five years

this. the dude should just go get certified and work for other YouTubers. But also... holy shit if this show actually comes out these threads are gonna be so fucking funny

Back then I thought he was cool and informative, I looked forward to his videos
Then over the years he was starting to be more openly weird and pathetic and a lot of us took notice, then sometime later it became apparent that him being so straightforwardly pathetic was a purposeful self-induced Humiliation Ritual becaue that's how he gets off
The Podcasts were fun but then after a while it started going downhill because it became clear everyone was losing interest and focus and Pan didn't want to be the host anymore. Even their guests didn't really want to be there after a while, I remember when they got GamerfromMars on the podcast and Pan couldn't stop being a freak for 5 minutes. The moment Gamerfrommars plugged in his work he immediately left without saying anything and I don't really blame him. Pan had this weird thing going on where he treated one of his female friends like his little niece which is what he was doing in that episode, so I imagine Gamer who probably doesn't know much about Pan was a little weirded out by that bit
Then there's the whole thing with him throwing Izzy and Jim under the bus at the behest of that slime Daftpina when Pan gave Daft control of the podcast and then subsequently killed it before it could be properly reborn

I haven't watched a Rebeltaxi video in a long long time

Probably yeah, lol.

Then there's the whole thing with him throwing Izzy and Jim under the bus

yeah, what happened there? I had already stopped listening to the podcast and then over a year later I hear about something something transphobia? But it seemed like something more was at play.
And yeah I stopped watching RebelTaxi well before 2020 and his content seems exactly the same as it was when I lost interest

ahh yeah I remember being 10 and spending hours and hours watching people on LiveLeak die, those were good times. It at least taught me to not try and dive into the water by jumping off a bridge. Idk. I'm sure Buddhist monks took kids to the charnel grounds to watch bodies rot and be ripped apart by birds so I don't think it fucked my brain up too bad

it is going to be the most retarded pile of garbage we will see for a long while I am talking HBO velma tier garbage.
assuming this is true this just proves me right
same

yeah, what happened there?

From what I've read about it, Pan and Izzy were in talks to bring back the podcast with Izzy in charge before Pan abruptly gave control over to Daftpina and including someone named Jake Neutron
Izzy and Jim knew nothing of this and were essentially kicked to the curb for no known reason. This new Podcast eventually fell through because lol Daftpina can't stop getting himself into drama
Pan tried his hand at it again with some Literal-Who's and then that fell through because one of the Literal-Who's "Dumbsville" talked shit about Izzy and Pan had to play damage control because people still liked her

Basically it's all Pan's fault for one unexplained reason