Death Battle

OOOOOOOOOOOOH NO
THEY SAY HE'S GONNA GO
GO GO
3 - 0
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NO
HULK HAS GOTTA GO
GO GO GODZILLA

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He turns the Hulk into a triple loss Clown

You don't have to scream, anon. It'll be ok; it's just a dumb dinosaur losing a web fight.

Cuckhold Capefags on subway trains
Scream to God
'HULK'S GONNA LOSE AGAIN'

kaijucuck melty

Aw, upset that the person who actually made a parody song out of Hulk vs Godzilla didn't have to spam it day in and day out? Maybe go back to typing ass void like a good little cuck.

u? mad.

No argument? But this is the banter you wanted. This is all you have?

validate me daddy

It took you six (6) months to come up with that. Because u mad lol

actually using the song and made a parody

not some forced meme

keep barking lil pup.

Sat on it for seven months. Then didn't give a shit about it and filtered your OH NO posts because you literally, bring nothing to the table.

*yap yap yap*

Mmhmmm

Did you misquote?

u mad :)

nikoschizo can't tell i'm on xer side

sad!

I can confirm, Nikofag went to Anon Babble to spam Oh No and 'u mad' in the Godzilla thread about two weeks ago.

I'm sorry what is all this Godzilla stuff about?

Some autist hates fake dinosaur rubber suit movies and made it his whole personality to spam OH NO and NikocadoAvacado's asshole to show his distain for it. Reminds me of Anon Babble.

EVERYTHING TURNS BROWN INSIDE OF ME

youtube.com/watch?v=u7eNgG7cSzY

You don’t have to talk quietly anon, it’ll be okay, you’re just happy that some big green retard will lose a webshow fight.

I don't think that happens on Anon Babble, but I get the gist now.

The whirr posting is super similar.

Since Gojo vs Makima was an unfair stomp that basically just served to show how powerful Gojo is, who's a reasonable opponent for him? Preferably a match that would be roughly high difficulty regardless of who wins

Fair enough.

It's really hard to find something like that, because Gojo has very good hax that usually only characters in higher weight classes can deal with and thus stomp him

For example, Kakashi, Accelerator, Johnny,

Gojo vs Accelerator!

Aren't the protagonists from both Jojo part 7 and 8 much lower weight classes than Gojo but also can no diff him by bypassing his defenses completely?

Jojo is put at ftl and even mftl but also that too

Part 7

Not really, of course with Jojo the users are always athletic to normal humans but Tusk is legit one of the most Busted stands

Part 8

Yes Gojo outclasses Gappy, best you can give him is AP using Killer Queen scaling but honestly Go Beyond is a pretty awful wincon against Gojo.

Theoretically but it's a quickfire situation and FTL Jojo is contentious to say the least
They pretty much have to set up the golden ratio or aim with Soft & Wet Go Beyond before Gojo just implodes their head with Blue

Awful how?

He can't really aim it and unlike Tusk Soft and Wet lacks good defensive capabilities so if he wants to win with that he better end the fight with his first shot, the problem is that the innate inaccuracy of the attack and the fact that Gojo can heal means there's a good chance Go Beyond doesn't end the fight, and if Gojo goes to the offensive he will quickly overwhelm Gappy leaving him without much to answer.
It doesn't help that S&W has pretty lackluster stats (his only A is in potential) so stat scaling might not be enough
There's always the possibility of a lucky shot that kills Gojo but that's not a reliable wincon

I'll admit the Jojo guys are much more even than complete stomps like Kakashi, Urahara and Accelerator. It was just one of the first things that came to mind.

Gojo is a hax/stat check fight. A character either get pass his Infinity at which point they can probably wallop him, can't get pass his Infinity so he stalemates or outright wins or outstats him without getting pass Infinity by so much that they could just blow up the planet and win that way but that's boring.
There's not many characters who can bypass Infinity while also not being a stomp in either direction. Makima was genuinely one of his only matchups where an actual fight could happen.

BEHOLD THE ALMIGHTY MONKEY KING

doesn't Part 8 Kira have better feats then anything Part 4 Kira could reasonably scale to?

Who wins, Mario and Kirby or Sonic and Megaman?

Have this pity (you),i felt bad about no one else caring enough to reply back

There's not many characters who can bypass Infinity while also not being a stomp in either direction

just use Regulus

CHADman beats everyone else.

solos your favorite verse

Pay Attention! I am so lonely. All the other Death Battlers are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend-- They think I am too horny. They send me from forest to city writing rapes in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Mynt. I don't even get a real name, only a flavor. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire thread would care. Take it to your grave.

I think you'd be better off posting her in a waifu thread bro.

powerscaling a porn game character is really funny though

The other 3 actually get games though

STAND DOWN, ZAMASU! OR I'LL BE FORCED TO TAKE YOU DOWN!

youtube.com/watch?v=Vsi4B3DSQwg
youtube.com/watch?v=EkQD-VDy0W0

Dragon to kill this dragon?

I am so lonely. All the other humans and devils are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend-- They think I am dangerous. They send me from government to government committing atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Control devil. I don't even get a real name, only a mistranslated out of place title. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single devil in hell would care. Take it to your grave, Gojo

Megamanbros...we are too powerful. Everyone fears us. No one wants to make games..

You're aware theres gonna be a Godzilla vs Thor comic, right?

Realistically, what would Goku do here?

...because our series is so forgettable that even the gacha flopped.

Trap her with the Mafuba.

Going by their own scaling, games alone, Megaman.exe.

Anti-WukongBITCH melty

ESLukong

KINGtos

TRASHtos

Megaman could solo, but Sonic would drag him down like he drags down all his allies giving the victory to Kirbio

Kirby because he's cool.

post ANYONE in that picture destroying a building

Well, Khazan does survive that final explosion from Ozma in the First Berserker ending. That shattered what looks to be something like Island or Mountain sized. If you want to pull from the lore of the Dungeon Fighter Online setting, I'm sure there's some kooky shit you could upscale with.

Didn't Godzilla and Thor fight during the time when Godzilla was in Marvel?

Kirbio

FUARK

This is GODrio and BEASTby vs SHITnic and his deadweight partner. Megafodder can’t do anything here.

Bejita jobbing

I am Laughter

Sonic does beat Goku tho

...at the laundry folding contest.

Is there ANYONE who can out-homo Naruto?! Or is he the BIGGEST FAG in all of fiction?

RAPEDvincible comes pretty close.

I just killed Sun Wukong

P-p-p-p-PROVE IT!!!!!

HOLY FUARK

Literally no one that exists in fiction or real life…

Doomguy...

KINGtos…

… are frauds who can’t kill Wukong.

BITCHukong melty

in an alternate reality where Wukong doesn't job to a barrel.

Anti-WukongBITCH meltdown

KINGtos brainstorm

SHARTos incomprehensible babble

Crucible gg.

BITCHukong meltdown

Anti-WukongBITCH melty

MEGAman stomping spree

if they can't kill Sun Wukong then how did they kill Sun Wukong?

Can’t as in they don’t want to because they’re both SAINTS and HEROES, but Wukong forced their hand with his foolishness

GOD DAMN IT, I’m supposed to be an outerversal unbeatable CHAD who ALWAYS WINS, but no matter what I do I can’t FUCKING KILL WUKONG…

KINGby Pondering.

Half a Barrel…

Which n64 lolifur bait wins? Coco Bandicoot or Tiny Kong?

This isn't furry porn because there's no sex

Doomslayer…

Nnngh.. ohh koopa- OHH KOOPA!!
Yes-a YES!!! Make the bush walk,, mgnnh.. Sorry if my own-a-heh... bush.. tastes bad! It's an unseasoned spaghetti, I just-a showered..
I know you like it dirtier than that though, a-koopa, I sincerely a-aahnnn... Apologize! Mama mia...
You're-a way better at this thann-a Paul,,,
He's-a- He's a goomba friend mine, just a friend, are you-a down to meet him?
Y-YEOWAOWAOWAOW! You-a bit me! You dirty little-a bitch!...
Do-a that again...
NffnHA)0AHAHAHHH! Ooh.. Oooh.. Ooh...
Ravioli... You're-a ruffian... Let's-a go show this bush some REAL penetrative action...
Mmmnffggggg-- OOF! Br-ding! Br-ding! Br-Ding!
AIEEAIEAIEAIE!!! You're so-tight! Hope-a Gay-Bowser pays you-ah-ahnn- EXTRA COINS! for-a this! AwAAAAH!!!
Nnn-OOMPH! NN--OOMPH! OOMPH! UMFHPHH!!!
AYAYAYAHHH!!! I'M-A ME! IMMA CUMMING!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOO!
Ah... Ah... Nnoomff.. Noopfhh.. Mmmnnh.. Imma tired...
Ravioli...
Spaghetti...

BITCHukong

Boo box fodder. Sub Smee tier.
youtube.com/watch?v=xFEQKk5odIg

Kratos…

Idk but Coco made my pp go stiff back in the day. Idk anyone who got a stiffy from the monkey bitch.

... I just RAPED Sun Wukong
Right up the mother fucking brown eye baby!!!

…are NOT the persons in question given how EASILY they BEAT THE SHIT out of WUKONG while he CRIED LIKE A BITCH for mercy WHOCH THEY GAVE HIM because they are SAINTLY KINGS on the condition he accept punishment by doing their LAUNDRY

RAPEDperman...

I'm afraid it can't be done. He reigns supreme.

Canon
Headcanon.

PopeyeCHAD

whoch

ESLtos, ESLayer…

Same but in a street fight like who'd win? To make things even Tiny Kong doesn't have the strength irl gorillas do, they're both equal strength

DoomSlayer Kingtos, Leave Wukong to ME

MAMA MIA!!!! If it isn't CHADkey CHADong!!!! And WHAAAA?!?!?!! You're gonna stick your BBC (big banana cock) in PEACH'S PEACH?!?!?!?! And if I want to WATCH or CLEAN UP YOUR CUM from her pussy you'll THROW BARRELS AT ME?!?!?!!!!!! YABBA DABBA WAHOOOOO!

Oh, I see you’re trying to save face thinking you have a gotcha—how quaint. However I am now obligated to BTFO you as a certified KINGtos scholar, proudly partnered with the Doom scholars, whose combined expertise in lost lexicons and forbidden grammars far surpasses the shallow grasp of modern spellcheckers.

You may think whoch a mere misspelling of which, but in truth, it hails from the Ludolinguists of 17th-century East Anglia—an elite order of court poets and semantic architects who sought to refine language beyond the clumsy syntax of commonfolk. Whoch was their answer to which—a hybrid of who and which, designed to invoke both identity and selection in a single, elegant syllable.

Lord Edmund Verrick himself wrote, “Whoch doth frame the question with nobler breath than which e’er could muster.”

But no, please—do go on flaunting your dictionary dependency like it's a mark of literacy. True Knowledge and a KINGly mind is not within the grasp of parrots.

GENIUSTOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS

SCHOLARTTTOOOOOOOOOOSSSS

PISStos threadwide melty

Wtf is going on in this thread?

Rajesh and Chang are having a proxy bitchfit.

Some retards shat their diapers as you can see from the posts directly above you.

HOOOOLY FUARK

IQCELS BTFO ETERNALLY BY KINGTOS AND DOOMGOD SCHOLARS

Base Mario solos DK

C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL HINDU FACE LOOKING AT ME!

C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?

...

what

What?

WHAT. IN. TARNATION!

* Smashes camera replaying Asura and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*

EIGHT MAID'S A MILKING!! THIS IS AGREEKBABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS AGREEKBABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH ASURA!!!

HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!

WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!

STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO AGREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S PREMATURELY BALD TOO!!! IF HE HAD HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS HERCULES BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALD KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

GIVE ME THATGREEKBABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT CEASAR'S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!

I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!

KEKAROO!

fuck me I read all of this in Kratos' voice

Kids Gamera

KEKYPOW!

K, b, c.

nikofag keeps going back and ofrth on which shitty gimmick he's gonna spam

KWABOTY secured

They sure did push a building

he also accidentally exposed himself to be the kratosfag so all this nigga does is spam on Anon Babble

My ENTIRE VERSE just got DECIMATED by that image…

ENTERRRRRRRRR

DOOM (2016) invokes the Cruxian Paradox—a principle articulated by 18th-century Belgian philosopher Jean-Fabrice Crux, which states that “only through absolute violence can moral passivity be annihilated.” The Doom Slayer’s awakening is not a mere gameplay mechanic; it is an ontological rebirth, a rejection of Pacifist Determinism—the belief, popular among the Mars Colonists of the UAC, that evil can be managed through bureaucratic containment. The Slayer rejects this, as Charmos of the Neo-Heraclitian School rejected the Logos in favor of “pure anti-speech.”

By DOOM Eternal, the narrative enters its Apokalyptic Phase, aligning closely with the works of philosopher S. Q. Hellem, who argued that salvation lies in recursive self-destruction. The Slayer’s refusal to kneel, even before divinity, embodies Hellem’s “Cycle of Catharsis through Perpetual Offense,” in which transcendence is achieved only through the continual violation of sacred order. The Crucible is not a weapon—it is a ritual blade, a liturgical tool for severing the umbilical cord between mortals and gods.

Described by Vineglass, true myth is told not through character arcs or themes, but through momentum, sound, and brutality - each demon kill is a syllable in an wordless poem whose meaning is immediately understood as words in a story.

Then comes The Ancient Gods. Here, the Slayer confronts godhood itself—a symbolic act known as Apatheosis: the purposeful undoing of divinity. He does not ascend. He refuses to. He becomes something worse than a god: an inevitability. The Dark Lord is revealed not as his opposite, but as his equal and inverse—a concept lifted straight from Harrowmere, who posits that “every will to destroy must birth its twin.” Their battle is not personal. It is structural.

In short: DOOM is a sacred text of post-linguistic resistance, much like God of War is. To dismiss its brilliance as a Halocuck is to admit defeat before the intellectual abyss.

Roleplaying

Homosexual degeneracy

A.I Art

Cuckoldry

Ad Hominem

Coodunt read past first word because i’m too dumb and can only read shonenshit. I am a Sonic Spider Hulk Ultra Thor Super Ben 10 Luke Deku Asurabro btw

solos fiction

vfound you

I'm sub mountain level but remember the time I beat up connor macgregor?

Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

…’s laundry, as payment for Superman not kicking my ass

nuh uh

...but enough about Thor.

SCHOLARtos what is your opinions on Donkey and Wukong? And who do you see as the superior primate?

Thor tanked that.

Post Saitama not getting scrambled by Popeye.

File name is the same exact one posted in the /dbs/ thread

Jobs to a cartoon character

Kek canon

Why are they so good then? I know it's because they're so bad but still

What are you talking about you mongrel

Saitam EATS Popeye

Sorry I meant the BBC. Why is it SO good? I just want it in my favorite character's wife at all times.

Krillin...

It’s impossible to fairly compare the two without extensive knowledge in Cognitive Animism and the School of Pre-Capitalist Ludonarrative Metacritique.

Donkey Kong is nothing less than a primordial force of resistance - a mythic being who embodies the eternal tension between instinctual sovereignty and the creeping bureaucracies of modernity.
His expression is through force, rhythm, and pure unfiltered will. His barrels are not weapons—they are statements. Each thrown barrel is a rejection of constructed hierarchy, a challenge to verticality itself. Consider: the original game is literally a vertical axis of oppression. Mario climbs; Kong reigns above. The only way to confront Kong is to climb through the architecture of capitalism (girders, elevators, hammers). It is a Kafkaesque satire.

In Donkey Kong Country, here is a protagonist who has already won, whose banana hoard (note: not wealth, but sustenance) is constantly under siege by imperialist reptiles - the Kremlings. This is not subtle. The Kremlings wear military gear - colonial aggression. Donkey Kong’s struggle is post-colonial reclamation. It is ‘The Wretched of the Earth’ perfected.

Then Donkey Kong 64, often misunderstood, but truly the Ulysses of 3D platformers. It is polyphonic identity construction in every form. Absurdity (Lanky), Neoteny (Tiny) and Masculinity (Chunky). The character limit is too short to do it justice here.

Now contrast this with Sun Wukong, the so-called Monkey King - a character beloved by the mythologically malnourished. Yes, he can shapeshift and ride clouds. But beneath the fireworks and fancy sticks lies emptiness and jingling keys. Obedience disguised as rebellion.
Wukong is the mythic equivalent of a toddler banging pots and pans and calling it revolution. No mythos, no logos. He exists to amuse, to distract, to dazzle the simpleton.

In conclusion: Wukong juggles to entertain kings. Donkey Kong throws barrels at them.

Yup yup yup, the KINGtos Scholars have proven that Donkey Kong is the thinking man’s choice

CHATGPTos!

AI slop and ChatGPT

GOOD MORNING SIRS

IM GETTING PAPER CUTS

…’s favorite punching bag Tien.

simpletons bleating of chatgpt because they cannot handle real argument

I Cacchinate!

SAAR DO THE NEEDFUL AND DO NOT REDEEM

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!

I see nothing but the truth in this post

JEEEEEEEEEEEETOS

No lies detected

Canon!

CHATGPTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

SCHOLARRTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS

AISLOPTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Makes sense. This really sheds light on Kong's first appearance. Kong after all appears an animal in the middle of a city. The scene makes you wonder whether he got out of a Zoo. Everything about it is an act against structure. The Zoo. The tall building. Mario, meanwhile, is a mere worker within this system. As a worker, he has to maintain this order that Kong clearly disrupts. Whoever is in charge of the building must nonetheless ensure order; yet Kong rejects it.

RENAISSANCEMASTERPIECETTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS

ZEROCREATIVITYZEROSOULTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

BOOOOOOUUUUUNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEESSSSSSSTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!

CAN’TEVENDESTROYAMOUNTAINTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

It is a Kafkaesque satire

I poop my pants...

Josh arguing for Kratos, Ben for Goku

Josh's opening statement is mostly versatility, gives Kratos his entire arsenal

Ben says "I don't see how this is possibly an even matchup in any way, like what's Kratos got that can even hurt Goku", Josh's reply is Kratos' composite arsenal, focusing on the Blade of Olympus

Ben points out falling off a mountain once killed Kratos, says "I get it" when Goku getting shot with a laser is pointed out, doesn't believe Kratos has anything that could hurt Goku and can't match his level of power

Chat brings up the "Helios lit up an infinitely sized underworld" point, Ben and Sam are noticeably skeptical, Ben expresses distrust of the infinite label and says "It's a little easy to just throw "infinite" on one of those and call it a day", notes being faster than light is still way slower than Goku

Chad says that GoW lore likes to talk up the word "infinite", Ben says that's more of a myth thing where Atlas holds up all of creation, is unsure what that means in terms of scope

Soul stuff seen as Kratos' only way to fight Goku in any way, Ben says being immune to the Devilmite beam means Goku can resist soul stuff

Sam reads out chat message claiming the Gauntlet of Zeus allowed Kratos to overpower Atlas who "was holding up the infinite cosmos", despite Kratos never actually overpowering Atlas

Some talk about hakai and soul erasure, time manipulation and Hit, Medusa's head

Sam says Thor hitting Jormungandr back in time is unquantifiable, seems more like a punchline

Chad says he initially thought "this is an easy Goku trounces Kratos thing" but the hax makes him doubt

The crew clowns on Kratos being thought of as the god/embodiment of hope

Sam says "I just don't see how Goku is not stronger than faster and the end of the day, to a level where it's like Kratos won't really have opportunities"

Hellofresh still giving out free breakfast for life

Goku wins 2-1, Chad was a contrarian vote for Kratos

Lol went against everything they believed for the actual episode

Does this mean lore slayer is fucked

The Death Battle cast that discussion is from is a year old

They renounced and apologised to KINGtos for their foolishness here before they did the research, btw.
9 million infinitely layered universes, btw. Lowballed, btw.

… who still gets gaped by Goku who is quintillion times faster in base form.

…on opposite day where Kingtos doesn’t surpass infinity in speed and didn’t easily react to an infinite-speed transdimensional attack by Helios

Mao Zedong...founder of the people's republic of China...

Kratos…

Goku can't be faster than the Infinite speed Kratos dummy, after all his fights in the Tournament of Power still took time to happen. Meaning he's not above linear time and he completely obeys the speed formula.

all this

just to go against it and have him beat the FEATSGOD Asura

How would Kratos fit in the soon to be Abrahamic centric Euro-Levant? Would he be like a herald of God or protector of this new religion?

Post Death Battle saying Kratos is infinitely fast.

don't they both have limitless/unscalable feats how can you say someone is more limitless than the other

No. Only Kratos canonically surpasses Boundless Speed/Power

They said Helios lightened the infinite underworld and that kratos could block his light. We're done? We're done.

I…. CAN NOT……..

Didn't Darkseid imply that he was weakened when he fought the Chinese pantheon

he blocked it after it already hit lol

If Goku has infinite speed, then why was time still passing during his fights in the Tournament of Power? They mentioned that time continued to move even while Goku was using Ultra Instinct.

I don't know nigga it's a cartoon all I know is they stated that an infinintley large space was shook by their fight

Dragon Faggots do not know how time or basic work. I have never met a Dragon Ball fan who knows basic math

AP feat, not a speed one.

I turned myself into Kratos so I'm complex multiversal and infinite in speed

how time or basic work.

Nice lipstick.

Greeks don't seem very Outerversal if Ottoman turks ass raped them for centuries and took over Constantinople.

Thank you, my wife's boyfriend helped me put it on!

Never speak to me again

IESLB

Could’ve used CHADtos for Kratosura

Used the shitty gay Norse Kratos only redditors like

Lol why does every Kratos gave lipsticks

how time or basic work

You are brown!
(Yes you are brown!)
I hate to tell you, Patel , you are brown!
(So very brown!)
You may have caught it when you stuck that greasy curry in here!
(Or maybe that imported H1B visa from the government put you here!)
It isn't clear!
But what we're certain of is:
You are brown!
(Yes you are brown!)
Not dark or tan but full-blown brooooooooooown...
And we all can seeeeeeeee...that you're an P-A-J-E-E-T.......
YES YOUUUUUU ARE BROWN!
You have brown skin, your skin is FULL-BLOWN BROWN!
*ahem* I'm sorry, I wish that your skin was lighter.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUT IT'S BROWN!
You're BROWN!!

esl babble

lol

CHADtos

the one the fates specified would have gotten murdered by Thor

I need a HQ audio of this for reasons.

racism

OUT!!

CHADcism

Remain and PROSPER!!