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Butt-chug it, pussy.

Cocaine Pam was pretty peak, and everything after.

Did they ever establish who Archer’s dad was or follow up on the dude that gave him the alligator plush?

nope

There was one that had a 95% chance of being the dad but they never confirmed.

No one did. That's like saying you think Godfather 3 was the worst. What's really a hot take is Later seasons were actually good and so was Vice

He should have fucked his mom.

i saw the first one where it was a dream in 1920s and his butler died irl? i assumed they stopped after that. is the show still actually going ?
no im not gonna google it.

me either but I also didn't care for the two seasons prior to it and honestly the whole series was on a pretty steep decline after season 3

coked out sex with slim Cocaine Pam

Amy Schumer is a known joker stealer and it's blatantly obvious she stole this *chugging alcohol while pointing a finger to the camera* pose from Archer in OP.

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no, it ended like two years ago i guess
what was weird they knew the show would end with season 14 yet they still introduced a new main character called Zara

thats just a way humans communicate to say " give me a second im drinking"
are you being weird as a joke or on purpose to seem edgy ?

wasnt Schumer’s actual marketing value that everyone despised her and now nobody cares about her anymore? stealing jokes fits with this

zara

they where gonna try the "what if archer but a sassy black girl like lana" lmao

wasnt Zara a pajeeta though

i wouldnt know, i assumed it was lanas and archers child or something?

No, it's been a while but I'm 90% sure she's British too.

Amy Schumer's uncle is Chuck Schumer who is a Senator from New York and one of the most influential politicians in all of America. Even before she got famous she was acting massively entitled and going "DO YOU KNOW WHO MY UNCLE IS?" to any cop who pulled her over.

She is one of the most hated stand up comedians of all time but still found success due to her family connections.

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See

i wasnt defending schumer, shes as jewish as they come. i just dont think her sticking her finger up and archer doing the same thing is some kind of plagiarism

There really isn't many examples of people drinking alcohol and sticking their finger up like that the way Archer does. Go ahead and try to look it up. Do a half-assed Google search you probably won't find anything.

The fact Amy Schumer did it so close in time to when Archer did it and the fact she's a known joke-thief makes it obvious she's just stealing jokes which, as has already been established, she has a tendency to do.

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don't lie lmao

so just everyday jewish nepotism

the fact you think archer created the idea of stopping people talking while you take a drink is fucking mental dude.

second cousin once removed

So he's NOT her uncle, got it.

That meme/trope started decades ago with coffee.

Jewish nepotism

Just look at how hard people like Stephen Spielberg tried pushing Shiah LeBuff as this big badass even though nobody really liked him.

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not him but on Chuck’s page it states they are first cousins and he is 30 years older so that is kinda like an uncle
I knew a chick who was 15 years older than her cousin and he treated her like an aunt

the point is the timing that she did it when it was popularized by Archer
it’s the case of the Dr Evil pinky finger. did Dana Gould come up with the concept? of course not, he even admitted he has no idea where he first saw it, but co-workers loved it when he did the pinky finger gesture backstage while impersonating their SNL boss who never did the gesture himself
so Mike Myers technically didnt steal the joke but still he just copypasted Gould, and literally everyone from SNL backed it up it was Gould doing the pinky finger for years before Myers did in Austin Powers

Did they fuck?

Timothee Chalamet or whatever the fuck he is called is really just a modern day Shia, huh

wasnt his first movie him being a little boytoy for arnie hammer?
thats another can of fucking worms, im sure.

Regardless of the point, whether he's an uncle or a cousin doesn't really change anything since anon's point is about how they're engaging in nepotism. Whether a small detail like if Amy and Chuck or uncle/niece or cousins doesn't change that they are related and Amy is well documented as using Chuck's position of power to help herself.

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I know that was the point, it’s a waste of time nitpicking their actual status as cousins/uncle/half-siblings/reptilian inbreds as it doesnt change how Schumer only has a career due to jewish nepotism, so riding on how they are akshually second cousins is dumb, like everyone knew the girl i mentioned was the cousin of her “nephew” but everyone acted like they were aunt-nephew
like my own aunt isnt even blood related to me, she is the best friend of my mom (also she is actually my godmother but we aint practicin) but both my parents are only child but never anyone cared about our actual family connection, we were close and she babysit me all the time and later I played with her kids because I was only a few years older than her kids

Yeah meanwhile Christ Pratt ever so subtlety hints that he's a Christian and you have a bunch of people salivating at the idea of canceling him.

He's one of the most successful actors out there and has had a bunch of successful movies ranging from the MCU to Jurassic Park to Super Mario.

Now you tell me why Shah Lebouff (the Jew) gets a bunch of roles while everyone hates him meanwhile Chris get ignored.

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Idk but iirc his mother is some self-proclaimed artist active in the Los Angeles and Hollywood jew circles so sometimes I get the feeling Tim has that dead eyes face most of the time because his mom pimped him out to jew pedos when he was a kid

im pretty sure his first movie was him being a jewish twink gettin fucked by an older man
because ive read the book and they made a movie of it.
its not even a good book either like lolita was its just shit.

Cocaine Pam, and it isn't even up for debate.

Chris is doing fine I think
Jurassic World films broke a shit ton of box office records, he is set for life, married with kids, got to fuck prime Anna Faris, and never heard anyone in the industry say anything bad about him
he is ignored because he is not marketable as a gossip celebrity due to him living a quiet life, and it’s also shows in how he is genuinely honest
like didnt he openly criticize all the pronoun bullshit and never apologized for it
all the sjw celebs who are vocal are fucked up in the head and/or in their personal life while Chris balanced everything out (take Natalie Portman as an example, she went apeshit feminist after her husband left her for a younger woman)

Dreamland had some moments but....MEH
Danger Island was slightly better, but.... again, MEH
Archer 1999 was probably the best of the three, but...... MEH.
Yeah the Coma seasons were rather weak.

was the book written by a jew?

i cant remember and im not gonna check, but its probably safe to say yes.

wasnt in intentional? like Mallory was hinted to be a skank numerous times and that Sterling wasn’t the product of some sexpionage mission but his mom having a high libido
at least Shia’s mental breakdown exposed all of this if only a little bit
like Erza Miller assaulting fans then trooning out and hiding behind jew execs’ backs spoke volumes