What would Alan Moore Transformers have looked like?

What would Alan Moore Transformers have looked like?

they where humans trapped in robots all along.

Gay. Retarted. Lost of rape. Useless walls of text in the script.

optimus prime would do statutory rape and be mopey about it afterwards

There would definitely have been rape. There's rape in everything Moore rights, Morrison was completely right about that.

If he had interest in it in the 80s, it would be the greatest Transformers comic you'd ever read.
If he did it just some quick cash, it could range from a mediocre retread of something he did before to a half decent episode of the saga.

the transformers can transform but they look like giant vaginas instead of cars

He'd have a story where the autobots all switch bodies with some humans and we'd get shit like Bumblebee being raped as a woman or Ironhide experiencing racism in the body of a black guy

Arcee gets raped.

Plus robot sex. But not vanilla robot sex, more like robot rape, robot erectile disfunction, robot sexual repression and so on.

This thread smells of samefag.

that's Go-Bots

Starscream gets raped

Mobile Suit Gundam, but with Autobots and Decepticons

More satirical than you'd imagine
Leans into the Quintesson origin more
The Autobots as working class emphasized.
Leaning into the idea of how alt-modes affect their personality
More alien/tech based elements that sets them apart from humans

Didn't one of the British Invasion write for the comic?

Alan Moore (real name Todd Phillips Sr.) would’ve almost certainly included grapefruits

One of the biggest Transformers writers, Simon Furman, is British. He was influenced by Alan Moore.

He is a British comics writer, but he wasn't one of the 'British Invasion' writers, who were mostly people brought into US comics by DC in the 80s and early 90s.

id say apart from miller, moore WAS the british invasion.

human on robot sex

apart from miller

I hope you don't mean Frank Miller since he's american.

I mean Megatron rapes Starscream in basically every iteration.

James Roberts is also British. Nick Roche is Irish, but also an Alan Moore fan.

Probably a lot more of scenes like this. Alan Moore's an out-and-out commie and this speech in particular is directly quoting the late Tony Benn, a militant socialist British politician who is a downright messianic icon to Bongland lefties.

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There's a strong argument to be made that a lot of them got hired by DC because Moore had already been a success for them and they wanted more writers from a similar background in the British comics scene. IIRC Ellis was the one British Invasion writer whose first US work was at Marvel, not DC.

Let's assume he means Millar, for better or worse he's been very successful.

you knew who i meant.

screams at you in slim shady

Probably a lot more of scenes like this. Alan Moore's an out-and-out commie

Please show me more cases of Moore injecting his own communist beliefs in comics

grapefruits

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either he means rape or shooting someone with a grapefruit as a silencer
even im fucking confused as to what he means anon

The entirety of V for Vendetta, for one. In case you didn't get the message Moore wrote a whole introductory essay to the graphic novel collection about how much he hated Margaret Thatcher.

That was about anarchism, not communism.

lots of people hated thatcher, if anything youd be frowned at for liking thatcher and not in the cool "im so against the conformists" way. she was a fucking muppet and a puppet.

Anarchist, socialist, whatever, it's pedantic to get fixated on the minutiae. It's all revolutionary commie agitprop regardless.

How do you rape a robot?

take out its carburettor

Exactly. Pat Mills, John Wagner, Alan Grant, Jamie Delano, Grant Morrison, etc. all hated Thatcher.

whatever

Opinion disregarded, then.

did you feel dead smarter when you tiped that out

Hating Maggie is a universal constant, she was even hated before becoming PM as the milk snatcher

kek that's fair

Robots fighting over humans as living batteries

Why'd they hate her, Britanons? Genuinely asking, I'm American

something about the silver mines and just shutting down lots of firms to do that basically left most of the working class jobless and extremely poor.

They didn't, Margaret Thatcher won three elections and was widely adored by the British public, it's just that the clique of lefty media types absolutely reviled her for being a genuinely transformative conservative who visibly and materially changed society away from the socialist consensus of the previous four decades.

im sure most who live past burningham fucking hate her, i know the welsh did and still do aswell but i care little for scalies

V also feels he has to fucking die because he's only in service of transition and as a radical can't exist in a rebuilt society.
You got baited by Moore wearing a sickle and hammer shirt for shock value 40 years down the line.

was widely adored by the British public

That's bullshit.