Death Battle

Powerpuff Girls solo your favorite character with time travel btw

I miss my favourite chewtoy Subparman…

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
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Considering how so many of the characters that were supposedly above space and time turned out to be actually frauds who are entirely subordinate to time, time travel is still quite powerful. Even if Kratos can't destroy a mountain he is still powerful presuming he time travels.

for weeks simonkeks were trying to sell these trannypgs as “omnipresent”

dude he got KOd by a city level blast and shot in the fucking back and you think he can handle a billion missiles to the fucking face?

DOGperman out of NOWHERE

I'm such a PATHETIC and WEAK jobber... My entire verse is easily VAPORIZED by a fucking BREATH...

OH NO NO NO NO NO KYLEBROS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!?!?

I counted that gif frame by frame and he only fired 20. And they’re moving incredibly slowly even the 3 trannies firing them can see them move and react to them.
Yeah that ain’t gonna be enough lol. Time Hurts, bitch

Simon when Kyle breathes on Yoko’s neck in the past…

Yes, hence she can beat omniman

FUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS KYLE’S STRONGEST FORM YET A CITY LEVEL EXPLOSION IS ENOUGH TO KNOCK HIS ASS OUT LIKE A BITCH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!

Who else will CHADku add to his harem?

defend the city level blast knocking his ass out then

Oh no, these transvestites are firing a small handful of rockets at me at incredibly visible speeds. Whatever will I do?

Kyle after Simon takes a single glance at all his girlfriends…

…and they all laugh themselves to death at simon the cuck cosplaying as his BULL

For weeks Kyletards have been insisting this city level fraud is multiversal

claims to be acausal

isn't and gets affected by time travel

claims to be above space and time

he's actually not above space and time

says he's beyond physics and math

very much bound by physics and math

You're all xeelee victims since you're all frauds btw

Our HEROES!!!

Kylebros you told me this guy is multiversal yet he gets sent a mimir by an explosion Arc Gurren wouldn’t even notice????????

Kratos is beyond all these things and xeele are something he eats with his porridge

...and superman for some reason

these things were throwing planets btw

toonBITCHES are so weak they got the middle part of the post erased

Superman looks weird in Toriyama's art style

Timelords personal laundry folders are getting uppity again

It’s literally over for Simoncucks
The only question now is when Kyle will choose to beat Simon to death: in the present in the outerversal timevoid, or in the past behind the bush

wasn't this proven to be retconned just last thread

It is over for siACK

Simonbros, just pray he doesn’t humiliate us before we die

SAAR THAT CITY IS OUTERVERSAL SAAR

if it happened it happened

I didn’t see much proof of it, but I could see it either way. This is before he got the Ion powers but he still had a vague charge buff.

You weren’t supposed to post that…

HOLY FUARK SWAN JUST SHARTED AND DESTROYED MY ENTIRE VERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Death Battle would likely say anything Ion can do the white lantern can do. On account of being able to host the entity, is basically the same as being Ion.

This only applies to people who enjoy Death Battle and literally everyone else in fiction and reality is immune btw

TTGLverse...

Dragonborn… no sold Swan the BITCH and his wank and destroyed his faggy little favorite Chosen Undead with ease

this is boota

Swan

Post Swan being able to bench press more than 130 KGs.

if it's retconned it no longer matters

Kylebros…

When did this happen and why is it supposed to be impressive?

This city sized explosion that knocked out White Lantern Kyle is still canon btw

KINGTOS fodder to be cooked over an open flame

So, how large is big Kyle here?

He RAPES Kratos harder than the bear that raped Kratos

Is there ANY verse that can draw out even HALF of CHADggy's POWER?

that's actually a good question

If CHADggy and KINGtos ever fought, they would destroy the very concept of fiction itself. It's a good thing they're buddies who respect each others' power! MY HEROES!!!

SHITggy

KEKtos

Jiren victims

*BANG*

*SMASH*

*WALLOP*

*CRACK*

*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*

Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Yoko’s throat

K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”

Yoko stares annoyed at the rustling bush where an american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves

Y: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel”

From the bush:

S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”

K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Yoko. How old were you again? I like em young.”

The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in

S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”

JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!

SHITren

KINGtos and CHADggy victim, like every other DBS character.

I remember when this happened.

PISSggy and SHARTos

CHADren victims, like everyone else who isn’t Jiren.

Like, building sized. Nero wasn't the size of a galaxy or anything

Shaggy

Traced CHADgon CHAD.

Chuck Norris victims are infighting again

The Jirenpotato is awake

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

Who would win, PONYren or JEETos?

It was retconned in the sense that it was never Kyle's power to begin with, but the entity Ion.

Kyle needs outside help to be outerversal

Kylebros…

He takes them both to a place beyond space/time without their rings or earthly items, then later uses that place to timetravel
Skyscraper sized, but stretches outside of space or something

Damn, so it’s true when they say REAL HEROES wouldn’t fight.

I'm less disappointed in the scale of the fight and more underwhelmed by how much of a copout it turned into. Kyle just says "I have da power actually", sorta wins, takes Nero to, presumably, the same mindscape from an issue ago (??) and wins in hand to hand, just like that. It was a wet fart. Kyle's power also necessarily has to be around the stellar range because of where it came from... But I'm not sure if it would still apply to Ion, the entity

He takes them both to a place beyond space/time without their rings or earthly items

Isn't Simon's spiral power inherent? Would taking them to that place really change anything?

but stretches outside of space or something

What do you mean by this?

It rather seems to me like Kyle pulled Nero into this "place" from issue 144, which kinda makes me believe it was a unique interaction between their personal circumstances, both of them after "the power", because Kyle would not stop vague posting about something that was right there

You know I hate this. We always see shit like this and laugh sure, but we know DB is gonna ignore this and STILL calc kyle to be some gorillionare universe buster.

Didn’t mean much by the second part, i saw people say it’s a size feat and assumed they’re talking dimension stuff

The first one it would cause there’s no lantern/emotion power there either, and no items like the drill. Kyle also loses his inherent connection to Parallax/Oblivion/his ring while there

Could be, which retcons that place into an actual literal place. Since it has portals that can open at different points in space and time, and you can reach your hand out of and junk

so this feat means jack fucking shit. real nice. so we're back to square one

Death Battle will look at this and either claim it’s an “””””””outlier”””””” or make up schizo bullshit calcs about how it’s actually 10 infinitillion TNT worth of explosion energy thst he tanked

Ion is jist the personification of willpower. It’s part of Kyle’s powers as both a green and white lantern. He’s hosted “Ion” (the green spectrum) again after as a white lantern

This sounds like it’s the same as the place the Anti Spiral was fought in.

GODjo is-ACK!

Yeah exactly. That’s what I thought. If db remember this issue it might end in a fistfight in this place or that place (with or without the drill)

I think they're gonna go the fist fight route, and then seemon is gonnna summon a drill and kyle is gonna will a new ring to reality and they're gonna predictably drill clash.

Post Conquest getting past Infinity.

I think the portals to and from may have been an added property rather than an inherent one, but that's just speculation on my part. It was meant to be a rather heavy-handed crossroads for Kyle, and he only accessed that "place" when he was having an identity crisis about what to do with the power. It's why Parallax and Oblivion just showed up there
Reckon it's kind of like giving Thor the Odinforce or turning Hal Jordan into the Spectre or giving Spider-Man the Enigma Force. It's not something I'd give to Kyle as a guarantee in a battle boarding context

Conquest? That bald bitch AAAAHHHH CONQUEST JUST FLEW INTO THE REAL WORLD AND HE'S RIPPING ME IN HALF AAAAAAA

so now we're back to Kyle's only possible wincon being time travel, and even then supposedly lanterns can't do that anymore

So when is TTGL supposed to pick up? I’m on episode 8 and this series is pretty average so far, the fight scenes and the designs are great but most of these characters are pretty meh, even if that bath episode being really funny.

Not a big fan of time travel in general. I don't remember if Kyle has ever done it. Even in the story we were just talking about it was presented as a crossroads and I don't think Kyle so much as considered doing it from there on out using Ion's power. It sure would've come in handy for Sodam Yat lol...

it actually starts to pick up after nia and the spiral king is introduced. keep going.

Chuck Norris

Kneels to youtu.be/us7Bwf0475k

How the fuck is anyone supposed to beat a team with the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers the Rock and Hulk Hogan in it?

Mach 3 setting vs Mach 3 setting

Why didn't Kratos travel back in time to stop Bear-sama from gaping him?

Time travel.

A lot of character depend on external power sources like Phoenix to be fair.

There have been some weird match up pictures in these threads recently.

They're gonna have Kyle win and give Simon a pity alternate win ending like what Asura got.

They're gonna have Simon win and give Kyle a pity alternate win ending like what Asura got.

Green Lantern hax is overhyped from what I've seen so far. You'd be led to believe they're like speed force users from what wankers spout but they're disappointing in comparison.

It’s more like every Green Lantern who isn’t Hal is overhyped.

Why didn't Kyle travel back in time to stop Bear Excellente from gaping him?

Not even Hal can time travel anymore

If Simon wins they might unironically do this kek these threads went batshit over the possibility that Wally might lose to Sonic.

Why didn't Kyle go back in time to stop Kamina from cuckholding Simon and Kratos from being raped by the bear?

Nah, Kyle is too much of a fraud potentialman.
And also, DB is far more likely to be scared of mad weebs than a few anons on Anon Babble.

Kylesisters...

Kratos would kill Swan in a fight

Just wait a bit and it'll be retconned back in anyway. Even all the reboots kinda got undone.

Kyle is the most boring green lantern despite being an artist

if Kamina doesn't cuck Simon then Simon becomes Avant Simon who is even more powerful and has cross-timeline hax
that's why Otoko Simon created Kamina so he would cuck Avant Simon and turn him into regular depowered cucky Simon we all know and pity
Yes this is the canon story

SAAR DO NOT REDEEM OTOKO SIMON SAAR

Yoko's pussy has some bad juju inside it

Peak jeet hours

Uncucked Simon is so powerful that another Simon has to create his own bull to cuckhold himself in the past and stop him from getting too powerful

I refuse to believe this is canon, but I really want it because it's fucking funny.

What's stopping kyle from throwing the joker into a black hole?

What are they watching?

Joker defeated Hal twice, Kyle knows better than to try

148541860

148541893

GOOD MORNING SAAR

Lantroons seething because cucky Kyle will job

Light and Grodd's sextape
that's why they're mad too

Post-Simon VS Kyle /dbg/ threads

The all mighty lantern is scared of some crazy man in a clown suit, huh? Pathetic, truly pathetic.

white lantern

his fans are brown

Man Yoko is fucking shit as a character right now, really annoying to see her bitching at Nia for not trying to get Simon to stop moping over Kamina.

Indians hate simon because they're subhumans incapable of evolving into human beings btw

He doesn't have fans just powerlevelfags who attached themselves like leeches to a sick man.

Yoko worships Kamina the 2nd most after Simon so she is right.
Moral value is ttgl is judged on how much you kiss Kamina's ass.

Simon evolved from a baby to a kamina cuck to a kamina worshipper

Turn back I want to be monke

Post cucky simon having biological offspring

Is this an anti-feat for Goku?

Swan is an albino pajeet btw

Before Kratos, the DC Multiverse shimmered, a kaleidoscope of realities held together by a fragile, almost imperceptible thread: the Presence, the omnipotent, omniscient being who oversaw all creation. The Spectre, the Presence's wrathful agent (God's enforcer, bound to divine justice) – a being of pure, celestial power – materialized before Kratos, a burning embodiment of divine fury. He launched a barrage of ethereal energy, but Kratos met each blast with the defiant roar of a Spartan, deflecting the attacks with his Leviathan Axe and retaliating with brutal efficiency. The ground cracked beneath the weight of their cosmic clash.

The battle raged across dimensions. Kratos, surprisingly adapting to the reality-bending attacks, used his Spartan rage to enhance his already superhuman abilities, shattering the boundaries between universes. He fought not just the Spectre, but legions of angels and demons, toppling titans and twisting the fabric of reality itself. He discovered a weakness in the Presence's omnipotence: an inherent vulnerability to pure, unbridled rage, a primal force that surpassed even divine power. The Spectre, weakened and horrified by Kratos’ unrelenting assault, was ultimately overwhelmed and dissipated like smoke in the wind.

Finally, Kratos stood before the Presence, its form a blinding light that threatened to consume him. But the Spartan's rage was a blinding light of its own, a furious inferno that burned brighter than any divine power. He plunged the Blades of Chaos into the very heart of the Presence, shattering its omnipotence with a scream that echoed across the infinite void. The multiverse fractured, universes collapsing into each other in a spectacular display of cosmic annihilation. As the final echoes of destruction faded, only Kratos remained, a solitary figure amidst the rubble of creation, the Ghost of Sparta, conqueror of gods and even the supreme being itself, a testament to the unconquerable power of unrestrained fury.

canon

Pajeets WISHED they looked like swan

So THAT’S what the average seething libtard looks like…

We hate chuds here

Swan…

But enough about otto's favorite billionaire fiscal policy

…’s favorite punching bag Swan.

canon
but I think Kratos would defeat the presence easier albeit

Brownbro you tried, just like otto's favorite billionaire peace talks kek

TRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUTRUMP

OTTOOTTOOTTOOTTOOTTOOTTO

Swan the MINDBROKEN

SwanKEKS are here

It's something like that

Episode 1 prologue jokingly shows an "evil" Simon where he's actually a chad space dictator like Captain Harlock, fans call this "Garlock" or "Avant"

Later, audio spinoff series called otoko no jouken set in modern day highschool, ends in Simon becoming a mangaka and writing TTGL (it's its own multiverse made of 3d sound cuz audio instead of 2d images cuz manga, not the multiverse Simon merged with)

but the version Simon wrote was Garlock Simon

Garlock Simon somehow leaps out the manga and into the Sound world and tries taking over

they make le shonen speeches, Mangaka Simon sends chad simon back

he thinks "Hmm, why was my author's self-insert such a meanie? I KNOW, I never gave him a heckin BIG BRO like I have!!!!"

rewrites Garlock's manga partway through so instead he has le Kamina-Aniki breathing down his neck at all times and becomes Kamina's pathetic cuck worshipper. This is the TTGL everyone knows

"Much better!"

The TTGL you follow is the result of another Simon deciding he needs to watch some greasy adult man fucking the girl he loves because reasons

Kyle is like otto's favorite billionaire, all talk and does nothing. They're very similar too in like how kyle was a failed artist prior becoming a green lantern and otto's favorite billionaire being a mediocre businessman prior getting into the white house. 2 peas from the same rotten can.

Why does he look... Like that?

KEKAROOOOO

He lives in NYC

TTGL is LITERALLY CANONICALLY Simon's cuck fantasies

Not everyone can be you, Ted Dibiase, the Million Dollar Man. Blarumpf was synonymous with ostentatious wealth and the asshole businessman before he singlehandedly gang raped (you figure that one out) the minds of half the country and gave em a compulsive deranged disorder

GOOD MORNING SAAAAAAAARS

Simon CANONICALLY creates his own bull to cuck him for the explicit purpose of preventing himself from becoming too powerful

What level of cuckoldry is this?

cuckception
Dr cuckhattan
crisis on infinite cucks

...Simonbros... Not like this...

And the other half worships him as if he were the second coming of rabbi yeshua. That's even more pathetic kek

Outerversal city sized explosion

I get why Simon made himself watch his own cucking. He was a writer, he went too all-in on the dramatic misery porn.
But why did he then write himself making literal statues to his bull afterwards? Like damn don't write yourself enjoying it.

oh yeah Simon carved literal giant golden statues of Kamina and put them in the middle of the "utopian" city afterwards for everyone to worship lol
Literal temple to your own cuckoldry

Kylebros…

Not funny.

So let me get this straight: Simon beats Kyle not only in a fight, but also in being a cuck?

How are you supposed to take on a robot bigger than the universe when you can’t even facetank an explosion way smaller than it without passing out?

Simon's cuck power is so great, he will rewrite the multiverse just to make himself more of a cuck

It's kind of a hilarious and cosmic punishment to find out the reason you're a cuck is because in your previous life you were arrogant and tried to challenge god, and this is his punishment for you

Frightened, globalist?
What's pic related's best matchup?

He can't, but thankfully he has duodenary scaling from out of context situations

How are you even supposed to do a Death Battle with Alex Jones? People like him for his insane rants rather than his fisticuffs.

i laughed the cuckpoint paradox

He said in court that his show persona was a character (or something like that)
To answer his questionDavid Duke, and place of the fight should be sandy hook elementary school.

At least Low Hyperverse level, likely High Hyperverse level, Far Higher with the ability to affect outerversal structures (has consistently defeated genocidal satanist elites in at least the 12th dimension, INFOWARS is likely an infinite dimensional structure)

Fuck I meant David Icke kek

youtu.be/hqByan9DFbA