Death Battle

who will win

SIMON DON'T LOOK

Kyle because Death Battle demands it

oldest superhero, even the comic book ones

makes up powers on the spot

laughs everytime he beats the fuck out of anyone

Is anyone a good fight for FANTOMAS, FANTAMAN, FANTASMAGORICO, AKA Golden Bat?
youtube.com/watch?v=THSUc-vzm08

I'm Simon and I looked

FFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK

This is the only good Halo vs Star Wars Death Battle idea
Prove me wrong

Simon
because plushie Yhwach wills it

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Obsessed

It depends on how much a superior cosmology helps in this fight.

Simon. More actual arguments and win cons along with people wanting a DC herald losing to not Marvel. Plus flavor story wise it's a lot easier to portray Simon the victor.

who will win

I will

Buh-buh!

To be fair, traditionally the Source Wall absorbed objects as well. To bring it back to lanterns, Black Hand, while he was cursed with the Source Wall touch, was spreading the Source Wall to planets and causing all their citizens and life and planet to become affected by Source Wall rock.
The conclusion of this adventure has Hal and Relic say, "Those planets are going to get pulled into the Source Wall, but they shouldn't hit anything on thwir way here."
Then again, that was New 52 and we're All-In, so who knows what the current Source Wall definition is.

Delta Squad vs Noble Team is alright

Black Hand, while he was cursed with the Source Wall touch, was spreading the Source Wall to planets and causing all their citizens and life and planet to become affected by Source Wall rock.

The conclusion of this adventure has Hal and Relic say, "Those planets are going to get pulled into the Source Wall, but they shouldn't hit anything on thwir way here."

one word: GER

That is an interesting question. I don't have the answer.

Plushie Yhwach? A boundless deity.

Who could be a good matchup for that wimp Clark Kent?

That cowardly dork Peter Parker. Or that spoiled pretty boy Bruce Wayne, who's likely never thrown a punch in his life

Pete and Clark have more relations since they're both reporters. Bruce is just some billionaire. I think Clark's written some articles on him but that's kind of it.

Bruce is just some billionaire

Bruce vs Kaiba

Some Brainiacs are more colorful than others.

Didnt Kaiba invent afterlife travel just to satisfy his duel autism

Kaiba taking over Wayne Enterprises to expand his card game autism

Bruce is gonna rape peter like he did that orphaned circus kid.

I forget if it was time travel or that. But yeah, he did some crazy shit JUST to duel Atem

Kaiba would figure out the Anti-Life Equation just to make his Duel Monster renders look more realistic. KaibaCorp spares no expense when it comes to quality

One of the actual researchers did a blog on it for G1 a couple of years ago I think. It included their god forms and said Ultron won.

What's the point, an asteroid's gonna hit us in 2027.

I'll tank it.

He cannot tank it

lol
lmao even
a kek if you will

Death Note, but it's Light, L/Ryuzaki, Near, and Mello discussing Death Battle match ups. One day L fucks with Light by saying Columbo would defeat Light.

Found it
web.archive.org/web/20231217020227/https://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2023/12/death-battle-predictions-ultron-vs.html

If Kaiba ever ended up in the DC universe for whatever reason he'd restructure the whole fucking cosmology to operate off card games.

Attains a white lantern ring just so he can make a blue eyes white dragon construct

Reverse Engineers the rings to make better duel monsters games while the guardians seethe

Starts incorporating all sorts of important DC items and tools for Duel Monsters autism.

This is a surprisingly good matchup the more I think of it.

yeah

>Attains a white lantern ring just so he can make a blue eyes white dragon construct

>Reverse Engineers the rings to make better duel monsters games while the guardians seethe

>Starts incorporating all sorts of important DC items and tools for Duel Monsters autism

lmao

Implying Kratos isn't going to leap out of someone's GoW Ragnarok copy and solo the asteroid

my fuarking HERO will save the day!

implying Bruce Wayne doesn't secretly keep a Patrick Bateman style training routine

implyimg Plushie Yhwach won't almighty away the asteroid

my fuarking MAJESTY will save the day!

sub-asteroid tier

KWAB!

He probably has body guards like every rich guy does. Would you include them in a MU?

t. Bruce

Go back to buying Twitter richboy.

Bruce Wayne is obviously Superman

Simonbro btw!

You're thinking of Lex.

are we safe?

For a few hours. But really, just set up a filter to autohide it.

We already got confirmation Kyle loses.

Kyle has lost.

...in my dreams

we did?

for you

How big is Bruce? Wikipedia has him listed at 6'2'' but vain famous people lie about their height all the time. He's probably 5'11''

How big is Bruce

lmao, you homo

You mean the president?

Anyone find it weird how bruce adopts a shitton of kids for no reason?

He's an orphan. I think he just wants them to a better shot at life.

Relax man, he's just fulfilling his noblesse oblige.

I am SO WEAK... Such a pathetic JOBBER... I will NEVER win a SINGLE DEATH BATTLE...