THE SILVER AGE!!!
Death Battle
Soon...
KIIIIIIIINGTOS
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Dr Doombros…
Post your favorite verse scaling beyond one-dimensionality in characterization.
Bad matchup. Miracleman is for Captain Marvel and Supreme is for Majestic.
REMINDER TO ALL DCKEKS in this thread:
Men being raped is very common in DC. So common there used to be a rape page on their wikia before it got deleted.
Nightwing
raped by Tarantula, Mirage, and Raven (kinda). statutory raped by a woman named Liu and was probably like 2 weeks of grooming away from being raped by her cult leader boyfriend too. considering he was also hypnotized by Dala in the early 80s Batman he was probably raped by her too
Batman
retconned to have been raped by Talia until they unretconned it. raped by Sid Vicious in Fortunate Son elseworld
Kyle Rayner
raped by Bueno Excellente
Lobo
Also raped by Bueno Excellente
Aquaman
raped by Siren (Mera's sister)
Damage
sexually abused as a kid by Dr Polaris
Jack Knight Starman
raped by Mist
Mikaal Starman
raped by some fat socialite
Apollo
by some Avengers expy
Midnighter
Prometheus disguised himself as a normal guy and had sex with him multiple times as part of the ruse
Green Arrow
raped by Shado
Swamp Thing
raped by an alien entity called Technis
Vril Dox
raped by Stealth
Constantine
raped by a dog
Red Hood
Winick implied multiple times that Jason was raped as a child
Jericho
was groomed by one of his dad's friends
Superman
was raped by a bunch of russians.
Goku? Never kissed his wife.
Bejita? a cuck
k, b, c
DCDCDCDCDCDCDC
male on male rape fetish
Mindbroken degenerates have infested our sacred halls.
Men being raped is very common in DC.
This was a weird crossover...
How common is it in Marvel?
How does this affect Galutus scaling?
Keky.
Galutus
Gay rape fantasies
Done.
This is why femdom is necessary.
If all those guys had strong women protecting their bussies/cocks none of those rapes would have happened in the first place
Plus femdom requires trust and good communication between the partners so their relationships would end up being stronger than before
illiterate
Most of that list is femdom, dipshit.
perverted penis behavior
hot Male on Male anal sex
Nah, Majestic is for Omni-Man. Supreme rapes too hard
raped by Sid Vicious in Fortunate Son elseworld
wait, like the actual guy?
Majestic scales past Superman. It's Supreme who gets raped.
As it should. Menfags are the property of womanBEASTS.
From previous thread: what's the most absurd claim made by death battle
Now relevant with new Street Sharks series?
A helmet thrown by a Superman analogue means someone wearing it can move as fast.
hot?
It will always bow to TMNT vs MMPR.
What are concepts powerscalers ignore/down play but their real world analogues (Military historians/analysts, sports analysts/bet makers...etc) take into account
I think it's
Logistics
Morale
Win average
Terrain
Psychology
IN BRIGHTEST DAY,
AS DARKEST ILLS,
NO HEAVEN OR SPACE CAN STOP MY DRILL!
Been buried deep inside a dream so incandescently,
Illuminated by the fire in me…
With everything I see aligning with what I believe,
I’M AIMING HIGHER THAN WHAT YOU CAN CONCEIVE!
SPIRALING GALAXIES IN MY MIND,
LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE,
FROM THE EDGE OF THE DEPTHS I LEFT,
DIGGING UP AND INTO THE LIGHT!
Rape is not femdom, retard.
As I recall, your argument came from being able to remove Kyle Rayner’s ring but we never saw the circumstances. So I’ll go off hand and predict your responses with the ones you never quite answered
Like how about the fact you claimed Majestros moved the universe when he only loves he solar system. Or how about you claim he survived entropy which he really didn’t since he needed to be converted into an intelligence by Spartan.
But he did it without the Wildstorm universe’ notice.
And Batman can sneak up on Superman. And Nick Fury can say Hawkeye has the best vision without referring to Heimdall or Uatu, it’s called hyperbole and up scaling from every single person in a setting makes no sense.
Hope you have better arguments than you did in 2021, I imagine you’ll end up relying on that Black Label comic with Lobo and Superman
femdom is based when the guy is into it and consents
We already have like three crossovers, man.
how does that episode get worse every time i look into it...
every woman on the planet gains the strength and speed of Spider-Man and immediately becomes extremely cock hungry and tries raping the nearest males in her vicinity
Does civilization survive? Would you?
Which Godzilla you guys hoping they use for the fight? Would be cool if they did Shin Godzilla or Mushroom Cloud Godzilla.
go back to your cage
Shin I imagine. I don’t really want it to be 3D
Rape is an act of dominance. Females raping males is femdom. Try to be less retarded.
We need a TMNT vs MMPR Death Battle. "Muh crossovers" is moving goalposts like a BITCH.
Leonardo vs Jason wasn’t very good
powerscale thread
Into femdom
it smells like BITCH in here
MY MISTRESSES...
does humanity survive wall level women
Yes
reminder simon owns this thread.
I hope they do a composite Godzilla design similar to pic related.
And nobody wanted or asked for it. What they want is TMNT vs MMPR as a proper representative team battle.
My WoD sorcerer self-insert no diffs both at the same time
DID SOMEONE SAY "WALL"?
Humanity does not survive mass population increase no. Good luck trying to find a job after that.
simonschizo still muttering to himself
Pathetically devastated mind.
Which version of the turtles do they use then cause I'm pretty sure full power 03 turtles and Rise stat stomp
Does your favorite character clear skyrim bandits?
each is borderline universe level due to being able to harm earlygame dovhakin
each should be mftl
How come I never see any thumbnails for it compared to RWBY, Ninjago, Robins, Gargoyles or even Street Sharks
Jiren says as he reach out to CHOKE out SissyKu the Tender
Composite both groups, or original animated TMNT vs original Saban MMPR.
Because battleboarding is for friendless faggots and retards. Who gives any fucks about thumbnails?
This sounds fun until you realize a lot of women hold resentement over men and would attempt to kill us on sight.
fanfiction
dcs strongest conceptual barrier is wall level...
Does that include their mutant and ranger forms?
I've been on the Rez on check day. Civilization wouldn't survive, but I know I would.
Because battleboarding is for friendless faggots and retards. Who gives any fucks about thumbnails?
It’s a decent measure of how well an eoisode will do. For example, Shigaraki vs Mahito and Eggman vs Bowser we’re very much wanted and did well
metabolism
Matchups that are like this?
I love terrain. I wish nore people would use it. I always want it to be from a third IP. Like, imagine Yuji vs Denji fighting in the Grave Encounters asylum
they use the mobile gachashit + avatar bullshit from IT to have all Godzillas be used in the fight
Probably a rip from the ps2 game.
Rape is just using violence to have your way with another being, femdom (and most BDSM) is the control of violence to serve humanity's sexual pleasures.
Rape cannot exist if there's consent, femdom cannot exist without consent otherwise it's just abuse.
Turtle Saint vs Megazord
Consent implies a lack of dominance. You're just retarded.
I TOLD YOU.
BRING.
ME.
KRATOS.
Once again, Popeye shows off his chad superiority.
Is that true??
GIGAAAA DRILLLLL BREAAAAKAAAAAAAA
Pick a match for Ikaruga
BRING.
ME.
KRA-AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCROOGE-SAMA I'M SOWWY YOUR DUCK COMICS ARE SUPERIOR TO MY INDIE SLOP GAMES
Gran Terrapin
If you were married to that frigid bitch you wouldn't either.
it's still weird how Duck comics got on the show before most series
they're still Kino
Her ripo--ahem, "homage" in Fairy Tail.
Dame what did she do? Lmao the fact she waited for Goku after he died twice is kinda telling she loves the guy.
I remember the ScrewAttack forums seething real hard about this episode
Krasura is just a shitpost episode, which turned into unanimously the worst episode of the season (and one of the worst in the entire show). Nobody with functioning eyes and brain will look at GOW, see the shit AW does, and go “yes, Kratos is stronger than Asura”. The more you look at AW, it becomes more apparent how much DB had to bend over backwards to give Kratos the win.
I FUARKING JOB TO INDIA?!!?
why when the better character from the better series won?
this is a stomp but I can't tell which side
Why does DC need a new history every few years?
got a link to an archive of it?
MY DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT'S GONNA PIERCE THROUGH ALL OF INDIAAAAA
!!! FUAAAAAAAAAAAARK
Curses! Even though I'm a frequent GL villain who can one shot Power Girl and fight the whole JLA my AP and defense max at planet level according to VSBW!
Morale, Psychology, and Terrain.
Death Battle rarely makes use of the latter two and they effectively turn off morale.
I will typically prefer neutral battlefields that provide no combatant an advantage (no ambient energy to draw from). In this manner: breathable air, infinite in xy+z, artificial light.
Psychology for a lot of characters isn't accessible without some degree of preptime being on the table.
Morale is a lot more important for team fights.
FUUUUUAAAARK, I TRANSCEND SPACE AND TIME and can MANIPULATE it at WILL. I am ACAUSAL and can NEGATE others ACAUSALITY. I am ZERO, INFINITE and BEYOND DIMENSIONS and can MANIPULATE DIMENSIONALITY of the HYPERVERSE at WILL. I can MANIPULATE the very FOUNDATION of REALITY at the INFORMATIONAL level. I am composed of BEYOND INFINITE MASS and ENERGY, I move MASSIVELY BEYOND FTL. I make MATH, PHYSICS and PHILOSOPHY shit BLOOD when in a MULTIVERSAL radius of me. Mathmeticians have to RESORT to inane SCHIZOBABBLE of CARDINAL INFINITIES to FAIL to describe me. I have LITERAL, UNIRONIC IRL REALITY > FICTION layers. I can MANIPULATE the METAPHYSICAL VOID beyond SPACETIME. I can TANK ANY FORCE and absorb ANY amount of ENERGY. I RIP the QUARKS out of ANY HERO who DARES attack me OBLITERATING their CONSTITUENT ATOMS before, LITERALLY, FOLDING them like LAUNDRY.
Stupid
Hey Slade, I hear you like 'em young.
MODS ANON POSTED NUDES!!!
Naked Singularity
Didn't Slade got raped by a loli? LOL.
It is 3D. DA is working on it.
Lolikari is the strongest version of Yukari in the multiverse!
H-he manipulated her into doing it, he let it happen for his evil master plan...
They scale so they also hurt late game.
Spongebob in the Sonic Racing game
Spongebob now gets Sonic scaling
TF2 also has Sonic scaling too
Ew. Krasura was dogshit and Omnidock was barely passing
Can we all agree as a community that crossovers don't count until proven otherwise.
u MAD! Ezzzzz!
new of the history dc universe
I'm mainly shitposting.
post about street sharks in 2023-2024
everyone shits on them for not being relevant
listtroon throws an autistic fit
2025
street sharks are on wave 5 of their new action figure line
idw is doing a comic series about them
possible new cartoon in the works
And you said they weren't coming back, /dbg/
God, I wish I were him…
Isn’t Spongebob already stronger than Sonic?
street sharks are on wave 5 of their new action figure line
Wait, where?
DC stands for (D)OG (C)UM because that's what solos it with negative difficulty btw.
Makima...
Majestic scales past Superman
lol no
got stomped by Captain Atom (Superman regularly no sells Atom)
was getting his ribs broken by Fortress Mode Eradicator's grip (Superman overpowered the same grip)
said to be hitting weaker than Superman and even Apollo (!) by Atom
was matched by Superman Blue
was bullied by a Superman construct in Dreamwar (same construct couldn't beat Jack Hawksmoor)
was bullied by Superman in Rebirth
The best shot to being just equal to Superman he has is a profile statement that says his durability and strength is Superman level. Otherwise he's inferior in every way.
Comic Con.
It's John Constantine, actually.
Where are you getting 5? Theres two that came out last year, and two more that they showed last fall (and STILL haven't said anything about...)
Shovel Knight beat Kratos
Scrooge beat Shovel Knight
Can anyone beat him?
Kratos can.
Yeah, I could tell you were joking. The problem comes from other people.
ballet batter
Serial Designation V vs Painwheel
DJ likes the aesthetic. Sam comments how Murder Drones is often requested.
Gwenpool vs Superboy Prime
Mentions how it would be different generations of comic book fans fighting.
Helldivers vs Space Marines
It would definitely look cool.
Sam vs Vector
Ben questions how Sam and Max would work in a Death Battle. He also questions is anyone wants a Sam solo matchup instead of Sam and Max. They talk about bringing in the rest of Team Chaotix.
Ochaco vs Sigma (Overwatch)
Gravity powers would be cool to see in a fight.
Hatsune Miku vs Barbie
Would be fun to talk about all their different roles and crossovers. Could be a musical battle.
Remilia Scarlet vs Rachel Alucard
Sam mentions how Remilia is one of the most request 2hu characters.
Strelok vs Artyom
Comparing the settings, Metro seems more grounded.
Accelerator vs Misogi Kumagawa
DJ wants to use Accelerator. Mentions that they've seen many Accelerator matchups.
Link (Hero of Time) vs Samurai Jack
Fairly even. They giving Link both OoT and Majora. Jack's advantage is probably being stronger.
King K Rool vs King Pig
Mentioned that they've been seeing a lot of Angry Birds matchups lately. Sam would like to use King K Rool.
Creepypasta vs Analog Horror
Hard to figure out how to differentiate the two as there's some overlap (from their perspective).
Miles Edgeworth vs Saul Goodman
Prosecutor vs Defense Attorney. Wiz would be the defendant.
Michael Roa Valdamjong vs Yuki Terumi
No one knows who Michael is.
Carnage vs Ryuuonsuke and Caster
Ben mentioned that finding good matchups for Carnage is difficult and this one was one he never heard of.
Shovel Knight victim beating the one who scales higher than him
Scrooge stomps Kratos too
No. Jokes aside, SpongeBob has no feats that make him stronger or faster than Sonic.
>TF2 also has Sonic scaling too
Tick tock tracer, there is a fight that needs to be corrected.
TF2 also has Sonic scaling too
>Helldivers vs Space Marines
Wouldn't Helldivers vs. a guardsman regiment like Cadian Shock Troops fit better?
Quickster
Yes. Space Marines are overkill.
Sorry, but that consisted of the Pyro, Heavy and Spy, so only they get scaling.
Its crazy to think Scrooge and Donald inspired anime.
Pyro, Heavy and Spy are part of the same mercenary team as Scout and the others and they're all comparable to each other and can keep up. Called nine of the most dangerous men on the planet.
Scout can kill enemy pyros, heavies, and spies, even giant robot versions of them.
BEAST. ScoutCHADS it's OUR TIME
HERE'S SOME POWERSCALIN FOR YA
MY ASS
Is feat-less.
TMNT get Sonic scaling
They already part 1 Naruto scaling
How we can stop them?!
CANOOOOOOOOON!
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
What Sonic scaling
it makes sense
He couldnt see him speed to that mountain and back
Ngmi
Kung PowGOD
BASED.
What is the worst example of IDW Comic chain scaling?
ign.com
From Streex to Big Slammu.
So he's FTL, big woop Sonic surpasses that already.
There are characters that are like this, but they still cannot revive a lost loved one from the dead. Death? stronger than all of that btw.
They're in the new racing game.
x.com
Minecraft crosses over with Sonic yet again
Too easy for Steve.
sonic is getting spongebob and minecraft and avatar and tmnt scaling
MARIOSISTER-wait, no, what the fuck???
copying banjo
again
ballet batter
alright, am i a consoomer or are the crossovers kinda neat?
not just because im a sonic autist, i just like guest stages/characters in shit.
god I'd fuck the shit out of Kazooie
Gwenpool vs Superboy Prime
Based matchup
How strong is 20 Years Post-Timeskip Simon? Would he cockslap Superman?
He already did. He'd just slap everything. Timeskip Boota would also solo The Presence pretty easily
Carnage vs the Darkness is pretty easy.
Obsessed and degenerate. Rethink your entire existence.
Arak
I thought there was bad blood between Waid and Roy Thomas.
Michael Roa Valdamjong vs Yuki Terumi
No one knows who Michael is.
Type-moonbros...we're forever cursed to only have Fate as our most recognized series...
Too late, Tracer has Transformers and Gundam scaling
he's so handsome
When do we get Banjo & Kazooie vs Yooka & Laylee?
homosexual fantasy
Would he cockslap Superman?
Yoko...
This so-called simonfag is clearly a shit-toned subhuman and needs purged from our sacred halls.
has disgaea scaling in your path
HBOCnic
youtube.com
Shartnic would never...
I will admit that I haven't watched Milo's show all I know about him comes from respect threads and Wank battles Wiki.
But for what I've read I don't think he stands a chance against Tooru.
Am I ignoring something about the character?
That anon is just describing a singularity
prinny hat
immediately die when thrown
Done.
Sonic does beat Goku tho
what the fuck does HBOC mean? talk like a human
Hides Behind Other Characters.
I mean I guess the main thing would be P&F scaling, they have some crazy gag stuff like hitting a ping pong ball over the course of a few hours enough times that it had enough energy to collapse the entire universe into a singularity. Pretty much a gag feat though.
Your favorite character is looking very ONE SHOTTABLE heh heh...*licks lips and waggles eyebrows*
ah alright i see
i still think its kinda neat. I'm actually kind of looking forward to playing as Steve
Reminder: The entire DC cosmology is a 2d disk.
Ever see what happens to a hedgehog when it meets a tiger shark?
This is the boundless consensus
How is that any different from when you normally throw a scout?
Diapers....are for babies.....
Heavy....is now wearing....YOU.
Obviously! His speed is IMMEASURABLE.
!!!
Most likely webcomic match to appear on DB?
Dante must die mode: No that green goblin from homosuck vs manchildren evil superman.
Uh... I dunno, fuck, Luigi.
How To Fight or Lookism?
In retrospective gook webcomic have a good chance...Funily enough that is the biggest chance for anything xianxia related to be included in DB, along with fucking tom.
You... Are clearly far more powerful than me... I, Hal Jordan, KNEEL out of RESPECT for your AWESOME STRENGTH...
The Law
He goes ka boom
Scott Pilgrim vs ugh.......... Katia Manegan!
Scott Pilgrim is going to be fucking atomized by Travis touchdown.
Reverse KWAB
Heavy appeared in Poker Night At The Inventory with Strong Bad
Strong Bad can travel to Puppet Strong Bad's universe
Puppet Strong Bad's universe is the real actual world as he showed up live in Aquabats Live in Atlanta
Heavy scales to the real world
I met the Heavy in Detroit once.
I saw Heavy and Kratos drinking together at a bar once. My fuarking heroes...
heavy's voice actor did two acting gigs on the Super Mario Brothers Super Show
Outerversal Red Team.
Warriors...
Why does Mxy look like he always has to stop kids from stealing his Lucky Charms?
Let's powerscale economic statuses
Is your hero a jobless bum? A minimum wage earner? Or maybe a stacked millionaire?
DESTROYS vsbw retarded cuckshit tiering system
Literally just some retarded 16 year old wall-level girl in a painting
Is armed with R > F pataphysics bullshit hax
FUUUUUAAARK
Who's the next one getting fraudchecked?
Sam comments how Murder Drones is often requested.
That makes sense. A good matchup and fight would be kino with a good number of the characters.
With proof of concept like Moro's Murder Drones vs Helluva Boss animation, it's becoming increasingly likely. Although that fight was artificially "balanced", or else the HB demons would have been stomped colossally harder than they were, so I hope if a fight does happen it's actually between COMPARABLE opponents.
Although, the possibility of some usual Death Battle bullshit where they misunderstand / misrepresent some shit resulting in either mega downplay or mega wank does worry me - especially with newer IPs that don't have as much widely established knowledge around them.
Crossovers can be fun, but I don't like how one note crossovers have become the style. Smash Bros is basically the only series to do it well and that because Sakurai is autistic about being faithful in adapting characters (minus Fire Emblem characters, he might actually hate them).
Elderly
He's like 40 here, that's far from elderly.
I still think this would be a great matchup.
TwoKinds or potentially Dragon Ball Multiverse for the peak autism.
BATTLE
OF
THE
JOBBERS
Stuck up bitches with a superiority complex and mentally ill need to be appreciated by their percieved superior are always the best cat fights.
As well as being leaders of an extermination unit who turned on and tried to kill one of their close allies for showing sympathy to their targets. They have a lot of parallels.
Don't forget that I want to impregnate them roughly.
Jiren...
Goku was universal in his SSG form during the first arc of Super.
Him and Beerus clashing was going to destroy the universe, and again with their beam struggle.
I've seen people claim that those feats make Goku only half universal since Beerus was creating the other half of the force, however the narrator does confirm that each of Beerus and gokus hits are universal individually.
Goku is universal at the start of Super.
In the next arc of Super, Goku unlocks his SSB form which is at least a 50x multiplier on SSG.
As stated by Goku, Super Saiyan Blue is just stacking regular Super Saiyan on top of Super Saiyan God.
Example: Goku as an SSG is losing to base Kefla, Goku in SSB is able to fight evenly with SS Kefla, its the same if not a slightly larger multiplier.
The 50x multiplier for SS is from Daizenshuu and Super Exciting guidebooks as well as an interview with Toriyama.
SS2 is also shown to be a 2x multiplier on SS (so a 100x multiplier on base) and SS3 is said to be a 4x multiplier on SS2 (400x multiplier on base) from the guidebook images.
Goku is now 50x universal.
Goku is later shown to be stronger in his base form than he was as a SS3 at the end of DBZ. (400x multiplier)
SS3 Gotenks was fodder to a clone of base Vegeta. Goku then fights on par with and eventually beats that Vegeta.
SS3 Gotenks was stronger than SS3 Goku in DBZ, Gotenks was on the level of Super Buu while SS3 Goku was roughly on the level of Fat Buu. Goku says that Super Buu would kill him and Vegeta if they fought.
Note: This doesn't take into account the boost in power that Goku could have possibly gotten between the end of Z to the start of Super, but theres nothing that indicates that boost is large at all. The other unquantifiable boosts from this feat (the difference in power between SS3 Gotenks and SS3 Goku, aswell as the difference in power for Gotenks to be fodder to Base Goku), as well as other training boosts he receives throughout Super would no doubt surpass that.
Ignoring the difference in power between SS3 Gotenks and SS3 Goku, aswell as the difference in power for Gotenks to be fodder to Base Goku, Goku at a minimum would be 400x more powerful now in base.
Gokus power at this point is (50x400) = 20000x universal.
Kaioken - Another 20x multiplier
Goku later unlocks the Kaioken which he is able to stack ontop of SSB.
He is capable of using up to Kaioken x20 currently which is another 20x multiplier.
Note that Goku explicitly states that his speed, power and fighting skills are multiplied
Gokus power at this point is (50x400x20) = 400000x universal.
Another 10x multiplier in base
Goku goes to needing SSB Kaiokenx10 to fight Hit, to being able to tie with Hit in regular SSB.
Even assuming Hit didn't get stronger, Goku would be atleast 10x stronger than before.
This does not overlap with his other base multiplier using Gotenks as a comparison, Gokus first fight with Hit took place after those events.
Therefore Goku is currently over (50x400x20x10) = 4000000x universal
...And he still dies instantly when a planet is destroyed because he can't survive in space. Sad...
too much of a stomp for a jobber fight
Based Scholar
Maelle is useless without being inside one of those paintings. It's like if Neo could only impact the matrix, rather than extending into reality itself.
Not as much as you would think, depending on how you clarify the "angels can only be permanently harmed by angelic weapons" thing. Lute also one shotted Dazzle, a powerful demon Lucifer personally assigned to bodyguard his daughter. You can safely scale her to at least all the things the Overlords like Alastor do.
Just checked /DBS/ because I recognized the Gohan poster, what the fuck is even going on there it somehow got worse then the last time I saw it
I mean can raditz even destroy a planet? The fact that he's comparable to a saibaman kind of shows how pathetic he is
All this and he still jobs to Kratos
KEKAROO!!
only one that isnt complete shit is Remilia vs Rachel
Dont get uppity with me, boy
irrelevant once you cross the 4D line. Also the dragon ball universe is considered to be infintie in size in several guides.
What you should bne wondering is the timelines goku can destroy.
Its natural matchups are with Skibidi Toilet, which its troon fandom fear and detest.
Usagi and Sakura are for each other
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
Sailor Moon vs Kinomoto?
Eeeeh, i guess they both got some connections, but Usagi lacks the card summoning and Sakura lacks the team of 5 thing, and while she is strong willpowered, it is not such a plot point as Seiya standing back up again and again or Moon crying Crisis Make up
I love jobber fights.
Would Raditz stomp because of obvious stats and power disparity, or would he someone find a way to horrendously job to a fellow serial jobber?
Maelle is useless without being inside [FICTION]
duh
all this and he still jobs to super galaxy gurren lagann
Piccolo can destroy a moon and Raditz kicked that Piccolo's ass
Now if only that stopping power wasn't TRAPPED and BETRAYED in 3d space
The sheer amount of distance between 22nd Roshi and Raditz would suggest in a consistent system that Raditz could probably chunk the planet, but not enough to fully space dust it.
But it's Dragon Ball, so consistent is totally off the table.
It’s opponents are everyone other than Skibidi Toilet, as the literal trannies get effortlessly stomped by Episode 1 Uzi with barely any Solver hax
To be fair to Raditz, he didn't actually job. Or rather, if Goku didn't think of the tail weakness, then Raditz would have wiped Goku and Piccolo.
Heroines
No
Villainesses
Whores
Anti-Heroines
Good shit
Well he's beyond building level I guess
and up scaling from every single person in a setting makes no sense.
Deathbattle shit isn't about making sense.
kek'd and based
you take that shit back
I hate when these people just look for out of context shit like this
They beat you over the head that Goku with his guard down gets weaker in several sagas.
Checked, and see? Kino rivalry that sustains itself.
forced rivalry that's not sustained by anything because skibidi toilet died out as a meme and is only being spammed by a schizo that hates MD
I for once welcome our Skibidi Toilet overlords
Skibidixirs….
Welcome to /dbg/
Listen anon, it doesnt matter if your aura shakes the multiverse, if anyone elephant every hurts you your elephant level.
Is your concept of a rivalry shitposting and ironically posting about skibidi toilet and troons whenever you see people talking about something that you've designated as your enemy?
If Goku was focused, then he can tank laser beams to be head and punch away planet busting blasts.
Stop being retarded and recognize you are just acting out of spite.
Spongebob's comic scaling demolishes Sonic.
Goku cope
Filler link
Otherwise you can explain to the class why Goku was in a focused battle against that elephant and what their beef was.
If you can, i just win.
Every time I see Simon walking, this song plays in my head.
youtu.be
he fell for the easiest bait in the world
I don't think there is a single character who doesn't have an anti-feat. VIltrumites job to building level explosions, and mark jobbed to a caveman and Superman jobs to a moa
Simon defeated the DC Cosmology
Godzilla murders the Marvel Cosmology
Does Toku/mecha scale above capeshit? quality-wise, it does
They use Mushroom Cloud Zilla as the design for True Form Ultima Godzilla
Its literally not an anti feat. Its part of the lore that Goku gets weaker durability wise if he is not on guard.
They explain this shit to you when Krilling throws the stone and whis repeats it at least 4 times in the RoF saga
Its just grifters saying shit about something they have not seen.
Cheetah almost raped Flash and Tim Drake nearly got raped by Ra's's sister and Rose Wilson, Guy Gardner almost got raped by an alien empress. They didn't succeed but it feels like they should get a spot.
Deadshot's young son was raped, Constantine was also raped by Swamp Thing during a possession.
Also notable is that in DC you have quite a few characters based around raping men - Poison Ivy, Sleez, the Amazons in n52, etc.
I don't think there is a single character who doesn't have an anti-feat
Asura maybe?
Well, if you wanna be pedantic him being hit by normal attacks by his foes that are not as strong as stuff he endures in cutscenes later.
or if you dont wanna consider the dlc versions of Ryu and Akuma as separate versions from canon, then Asura is evenly matched with a Island to Small planet level busting Oni Akuma
Asura has antifeats in earlier forms but doesn't really have any at the end of his game.
Antifeats are a relative thing anyway, and most characters with a one and done super form who do one thing won't really have them.
They need to FUCK.
In any matchups against Cyn, it's going to quickly turn into a Rape Battle of who can successfuly sexually assault the other first.
Stop coping. Goku has anti feats.
Just by typing 'Skibidi Toilet' I generated several posts in heated antagonism. You even call me 'enemy', with actual histrionics. This is a rivalry, and how it unfolds and must be revealed is certainly kino.
He has anti feats, i never said he didnt.
the 20 tons thing is an anti feat seeing he can push small cliffs around as a kid and Mr Satan can pull several ton heavy buses in the filler.
This is only an anti feat if iron skin in that universe is the same as on earth. It is also a term to express something being tough.
Is Superman also steel level because he is called the man of steel?
Why are women such powerful rapistCHADS?
men would literally line up to be willingly raped by a woman
Is there any more powerful being than a woCHAD?
*rapes you*
youtube.com
Nobody did that.
American Chads, ENTER.
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
[ PUSSY ATTACK ]
Is that fucking Athena from SNK?
Yup
Both she and M Bison have Psycho Power, after all.
kill yourself listroon
Reporting
Anti-feat? What’s that?
WHere is sorbet's gun
That tiny ring is too small to be a gun.
As far as I can remember him going against the in-game enemies normally doesn’t have him going all out or even in his other forms like six-armed vajra. He normally saves all his effort into the boss, the only time I remember him fighting against basic enemies in anything other than his base was him fighting his way to Kalrow. The cutscenes have him endure way more than in-game, but there he’s often extremely powered up or he’s up against the major bosses. Like with Wyzen, Asura literally gave his everything and broke all his arms to kill him. After Augus (where he lost all his arms again), he has to immediately fight the Gohma and Olga’s army. The game makes a pretty good effort to keep his power growth linear. With the SF DLC, it’s less of a case of Asura having anti-feats or even being directly nerfed, but his opponents being injected with AW steroids. Like Ryu and Asura were fighting in SPACE and Oni was essentially another Augus for Asura.
Asura has antifeats in earlier forms but doesn't really have any at the end of his game
Which of his earlier forms? He normally reserved them for the bosses.
zero antifeats
kek
Can your character destroy a metaverse?
This is a cool Ottocore match.
Pretty sure Facebook's Metaverse is dead so I don't need to.
the fucks a metaverse
i punch my self in the cock to abba's take a chance on me
Characters who exist far beyond the conception of spatial dimensions and exceed the framework in which physical composition built around. Those who are rated this tier exceed all iterations of space-time and dimensions. Their nature renders them dimensionless and ergo the destruction of dimensioned space is insignificant to them as no number of dimensions can be applied to them
Metaversal Entities exist outside the conception of dimensions and are outside the framework of "dimensionality" altogether
Characters who are ontologically beyond the concept of dimensionality will be rated as 1-A, regardless of the amount of dimensions exist
Characters who predate the concept of dimensionality can potentially be rated as 1-A, although this is on a case by case basis
Characters who operate on Apophatic Theology and are "apophatic" in relation to dimensions would be rated as 1-A
Anything that reaches into the Inaccessible Cardinal or higher set of cardinality will still be considered 1-A but just higher into it than baseline.
Characters who exist as a part of an infinite 1-A hierarchy or can effect an infinite amount of 1-A layers altogether. It should be noted that this tier doesn't just pertain to characters who can effect an infinite 1-A hierarchy but can exist the higher cardinal sets of infinity, with the upmost extend being characters who can effect the Von Neumann Universe, which encompasses all possible degrees of infinity
Another way to achieve this tier is scaling to Absolute Infinity as proposed by Cantor. This is a value that is so vast that no other cardinal can reach it, no matter how big or numerous it is, meaning that also having the presence of a Type 4 Multiverse can also potentially lead the way to a 1-A α rating
Just the mention of Absolute Infinity or merely existing as Absolute Infinity wouldn't warrant an instant 1-A α tier.
There has to be no contradictions to the concept of Absolute Infinity as it functions in mathematics, otherwise it'll just be treated as scaling above all known things or values within a correspondent cosmology
One can also potentially achieve this tiering through scaling to Extended Modal Realism, which would implicate the existence of anything that is possible and impossible, including ontological commitments. This would include the existence of things such as a Type 4 Multiverse and many other structures that would exist as a part of it's modal illogicality
Characters who exist beyond the framework that defines dimensionality and un-dimensionality. The difference between 1-A and 1-A β is undefinable, as 1-A β is completely unreachable and inaccessible to any amount of 1-A layers, due to existing above the framework that defines "cardinality" and "size". In other words, characters or constructs of this level are in their own framework of "size" that is incomparable to our conventional conception of "size" and "infinity"
The most common way to reach 1-A β is by existing as a "background" or a "container", in which can potentially contain any amount of 1-A structures within it's confines whilst the 1-A extensions are merely a lesser aspect of the full scope of said "background" or "container" in question
Another way to reach 1-A β is by having statements or evidence to suggest that one is completely removed from any 1-A layers and that it wouldn't matter how many 1-A layers are added to the being or structure, as they would stand beyond an arbitrary amount of 1-A layers due to their existence being greater non-dimensionality altogether
The next way for one to reach 1-A β is by existing beyond the distinction between dimensionality and un-dimensionality, as transcending this dichotomy altogether.
It’s alright but there’s not a lot you can do with it
Miracleman tape out at nuke level
This is rated on this level because for one to define and exist beyond the qualities of being 11-C to Low 1-A and 1-A would suggest that they exist outside the framework of 1-A altogether and thusly in it's own framework, which is textbook 1-A β
Characters who operate on Apophatic Theology and are "apophatic" in relation to 1-A characters or structures would be rated as 1-A β
1-A Ω: Metaverse Level Ω
Characters who exist beyond the framework of what defines 1-A β, with the difference between 1-A Ω and 1-A β being akin to the same level of superiority that 1-A β characters have to 1-A characters. This is the say that 1-A Ω exists beyond the framework 1-A β and is completely inaccessible to any amount of 1-A β extensions. In this tier, you can potentially find the apex of the tiering system, which includes characters who operate on the purest and most accurate form of Apophatic Theology, which exists beyond framework in it's entirety.
so spacebattles definition and not metafaggotry
Masturbating to futa rn
There’s a lot of wank you could give Miracleman. At the end of the story he’s said he’s grown so powerful a nuclear bonbardment would no longer harm him. Winter and Kid Miracleman have mtfl lightspeed stuff. If we’re using Simon logic you’d give him mindcontrol because he “could” do it even though he never has. In the unreleased Dark Age book he apparently destroys earth and kills over 5000 of his superchildren.
But still none of it is on the level of Supreme who has legit universal feats.
Fictional layers are just considered one layer of "inaccessible" in this framework
Gokubro btw
Favorite character?
LOL
wrong
Bejita Bejitasson of planet Bejita!
Through my depravity (and because it's mad funny) I decided to check through R34.
due to AI there is a massive influx of death battle or console war crossover porn spam where male characters typically fuck female characters from a rival franchise. Usually cuck-themed where the MC fucks the other MC's love interest.
For example,
Goku fucking Sue Storm
Luffy fucking Hinata
Naruto fucking Rias Gremory
The lions share of these offenders include
Dragon Ball
Naruto
One Piece
Street Fighter
Some other random moeshit like HSDxD and My hero academia
SHITeach is noticeably absent. Marvel and DC do not really engage in this. Noticeably the dragon ball creators primarily featuring Goku have huge swathes of Futa porn as well.
“Yep, probably,” Ruri responded as though she already knew the answer to that question. “But this particular annihilation factor shows no restraint, and it doesn’t discriminate against any kind of creature or life. If left unchecked, it will take away old age, disease, and death from everything on earth—and even resurrect the deceased. And if they continue to reproduce and increase in number…”
“…!”
“In the end, the world will be filled with the undying. They’ll be forever cannibalizing each other, forever being revived and reproducing, laying waste to the earth, the seas, the sky… The Ouroboros is an eternal serpent that derails the natural cycle of life—and one of the worst annihilation factors ever observed.”
Spiral nemesis level?
Huh. So there is.
Simonsister btw! I'm also trans if that matters!
Superman obviously
Superman's into dark chocolate tho
People do realize that White Lantern Kyle is stronger than Superman ever was...right? Even Ion had Superman humbled.
Simon would absolutely destroy Superman.
Didn’t Superman once get Highfather’s staff out of the source wall before Kyle altered reality so you could leave it?
Delicious futa cocks......
Gokubro...
if you dont wanna consider the dlc versions of Ryu and Akuma as separate versions from canon
Shouldn’t it be mandatory to say the dlc is not canon? They had Street Fighter characters doing picrel.
Superman didn't enter the Source Wall to retrieve the staff. He just flew up to it and used his heat vision to then dislodge it.
It was then used to force Superman into the Source Wall and he couldn't escape, in fact Batman had to use the staff to get him out.
See Superman/Batman #41 - 42.
Of course this was when the Source wall was the rim of the universe, not the multiverse.
couldnt escape
ohnononono
getting cucked across all timelines is an antifeat
To an extent all of them are often ignored.
For more specifics, they don't usually consider the characters's carry capacity or if they're using their actual gear.
Morality goes without saying.
Win average is an odd one as it's usually vinculated with feats but also antifeats and the contexts behind those, but all too often characters that are jobbers in their home universe are often benefitted by DB's "stats calc" says they blow a universe, conversely characters with a legitimely good track record and even experience winning against nominally "stronger" opponents are liable to be lowballed.
Terrain is virtually irrelevant. The animation can treat the terrain as an interactive resource but technically speaking it was irrelevant in the analysis.
Psychologu is also often blatantly ignored. If the character is mentally unstable and often easy to put down mentally it doesn't matter. And if the character is a great tactician or trickster then DB ignores it if "calcs" are against the tactician.
There's really no debate here, Superman was awestruck by Ion's power, and Parallax Hal (who was roughly equal to Ion) off-paneled Superman with ease.
And both of them were weaker than White Lantern Kyle (DB even confirmed it).
*Punches a god in the face so there is evidence that mankind existed after rising his cosmic willpower to the infinite*
Portion of Highfather’s power
When current Superman beats Highfather
They never learn
superman is beyond or below solomon grundy or a nuke depending on how the writer feels that week, buddy
66, Zoffy, Seven, Jack, Ace, Taro, Leo, 80.
Hal off-paneling Superman from Crisis in Time #1 (4/5).
Superman is comparable to a normal Lantern, not these God-like incarnations like original Parallax, classic Ion, let alone the White-FUCKING-Lantern.
When current Superman beats Highfather
Are you retarded?
Nvm you clearly are. You'd never bring yourself to say something so stupid otherwise.
I can't believe me and my entire verse got FRAUD CHECKED this hard...
He kinda has ever since being able fo manhandle Darkseid my guy
Dante from Devil May Cry...
90s Superman (barely out of his days beating Doomsday with neither the meatier Post Crisis feats or Silver Age feats) vs Silver Age Hal (Lanterns were able to avoid the first Crisis retcon) with Central Power Battery, Parallax and extant? How is this a measure of a regular Entity vs current Superman?
If this was Simon beating Green Lantern Kyle (no Ion powers, no White Lantern powers) only then could you in good faith argue that MAYBE Superman would be more powerful. Since Green Lantern Kyle is comparable (but weaker than) Superman.
But this was White Lantern Kyle, the most powerful Lantern of all time and one of the top 10 most powerful cosmic beings in DC. We're talking COIE Anti-Monitor, ZH Parallax, Cosmic Armor, Perpetua, etc. that's where White Lantern Kyle belongs.
So Simon winning already put him above most of DC, and arguably above it all because of how the top tiers scale to each other (it's difficult to argue that someone is be in-between DC top tiers).
Superman is a high tier in his verse, not a top tier.
The one whose avatars can be any level the plot requires?
le AVATARS
Sure dude
That's why Darkseid has pissed himself everytime Superman or every other Superman tier character has whooped his ass
He just flew up to it and used his heat vision to then dislodge it.
Shouldn't that be impossible?
To be fair, if you don't btfo the military you're not even a jobber. Raditz who's a JOBBER takes on the military. The military is below job level. They exist to job to actual jobbers.
Superman's isn't Goku, he doesn't train and get stronger. His powers are the way they've always been, sans the temporary amp (muh white star amp) every now so and then.
Hal today could put up a good fight against Superman. Now make Hal a trillion times more powerful by giving him access to the entire Central Battery, and then COIE Anti-Monitor's powers....
...and that's still less than White Lantern.
what you mean sure dude?
i am right
Actually it’s said the more Sun he absorbs over time increases his abilities and he had mental blocks only relied long after Zero Hour. Which isn’t even getting to the fact that Convergence and Death Metal merged his canon selves
No. Why would it be? It 's like breaking secondary adamantium: Impressive, but not quantifiable. It doesn't translate to planet level or anything like that.
New God "avatars" are the fakest shit ever and Morrison is a nigger retard
over time
no
he has spend it in battle or with solar flares
he doesmt get stronger over time cuz sun.
he gets stronger cuz writer
So obsessively collecting out of context panels is meaningless faggotry. Got it.
the battle of the exponential growers
Who wins?
Has DC's shift to a meta-continuity been a net negative or net positive in your perspective?
lol context? as a dc fag you wanna justify superman being hurt by 10 megaton nukes?
Be my guest.
I bet you think pre crisis supes sneezed a solar system on his own.
Reading comics as an adult feels like they're raping your childhood.
literally
supes took a russian cock up the ass
It’s okay DMC Dante you can be the coolest of the building level encounters
UUUUWAAAAAHHHHH OMNI-MAN I SAID TO JUST HIT ME WITH 1% OF YOUR STRENGTH, NOT 10%! NOW ALL MY BONES ARE BROKEN!!!
DC being fictional inside fiction just means it's functionally nonexistent in the real world of its own verse.
Only Narnia did narrative transcendence well because C.S Lewis wasn't inept enough to think platonic realms and higher realities are supposed to be made of literal physical sheets of paper. Notice how SCP, Umineko and all these other pseudointellectual authors fail to graps this.
Don't worry DC, nobody every thought you were that good anyway
dmc reboot or normal dante
Reboot is actually stronger than original Dante by feats.
Anyone got that copypasta about DC event villains
Dmc2 dante fought against basically an entire city block possesed by demonic shit, no way.
it's a new DEMON of DARKNESS BEHIND EVERY CONCEPT
who was HIDDEN FROM US until this very moment, because he was BETRAYED AND TRAPPED in the DARK DIMENSION of SKULLS and GORE
... for the umpteenth time now
from the EVIL MULTIVERSE WHERE HOPE GOES TO DIE
SICK and TWISTED, GRIM DARKNESS in EVERY FOLD OF MATTER
and he AWAKENED EVERY DARKNESS and EVIL in his ENTIRE MULTIVERSE
THE COSMIC DARKNESS THREATENS TO CONSUME THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE
SOON ALL THE WORLDS IN CREATION WILL KNOW.... DARKNESS!!!
Why was all of capeshit like this from 2018 to 2021?
Reminder since even the real world is considered fictional in SCP we've never actually seen the actual real world or the highest layer of reality in SCP. This means no SCP has any feats in the real world of their verse and we can't even assume they have powers in the actual real world of SCP.
Bayosloppa lost
Never mind, I found it.
it's a new DEMON of DARKNESS BEHIND EVERY CONCEPT
who was HIDDEN FROM US until this very moment, because he was BETRAYED AND TRAPPED in the DARK DIMENSION of SKULLS and GORE
... for the umpteenth time now
from the EVIL MULTIVERSE WHERE HOPE GOES TO DIE
SICK and TWISTED, GRIM DARKNESS in EVERY FOLD OF MATTER
and he AWAKENED EVERY DARKNESS and EVIL in his ENTIRE MULTIVERSE
THE COSMIC DARKNESS THREATENS TO CONSUME THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE
SOON ALL THE WORLDS IN CREATION WILL KNOW.... DARKNESS!!!
Bayonetta FROM OUT OF NOWHERE
Oh. Well thank you anyways.
The moment you start talking about characters that go FTL or are extra dimensional. Encounters stop being about punching eachother and becomes 4D warfare across all of time and space.
If you were a general, and you had time travel on your side, you'd start by just killing your enemy when they were a baby, behaving belligerent towards your past self to ensure you were at maximal capacity in the present, you would start requesting information from your future self in the form of precognition.
Then if your enemy also had time travel, you have to preemptively intersect him from doing the same shit, try and go back further in time to rut him out or break their ideal timeloop, or start going 11d and obliterating ideal possible timelines that he could start switching the main time frame to.
It becomes a schizophrenic game of actual 5d chess.
Someone please modify that pasta for Kratos, Superman and Dio for Dante now please.
This is why I prefer settings that operate on Dragon Ball time travel if it will act on any sort of time travel.
The entire point of the shift to meta continuity was done, as it is in most of le epic battle focused media that do it, done to raise stakes. Now it's not just MY CITY on the line, not just MY PLANET, not just MY UNIVERSE, not just THE MULTIVERSE, now it's THE VERY PAPER THE AUTHORS ARE WRITING ON AND REAL LIFE ITSELF SOMEHOW.
When characters realize they're in a story where ultimately from a meta perspective we the reader know is either going to let them win or turn into the most pathetic cosmic horror navel gazing ever (like SCP) then you lose all reason to ever care about them and thus you paradoxically cycle back around to it not having any real stakes.
Fuck metashit, fuck reality > fiction, fuck battleboardtroons and fuck bad writers who have no idea how to write interesting conflicts so they just keep one upping the power levels. And fuck Morrison in particular for probably being the modern godfather of this bullshit.
Either, the Mundus creating a universe thing would be a wonky outlier even if it wasn’t a creation feat.
Superman won this debate
characterrants and reddit mock the idea of multiversal Dante
only literal retards on vsbw other powerscaling forums believe he's multiversal
not even DMC writers think Dante can destroy a door
NO SANE PERSON with functioning brain cells thinks Dante can destroy a planet
Why is death battle such a pathetic dismal failure at convincing anyone?
I for one am quite excited for Wile vs Tom.
he doesn't train and get stronger. His powers are the way they've always been, sans the temporary amp (muh white star amp) every now so and then.
Base form Superman knows martial arts as well
Superman has no weakness now
Schizo....you forgot to remove the DB part
This is why time travel is a terrible idea most of the time and all ftl should be magic or something like hyperspace from Star Wars for ships.
Time travel just removes stakes if you can just go back in time and try again, death has far less meaning. And it raises question of should the hero go back further in time to undo past tragedies, should they go back and kill enemies in the past when their babies? What happens if their past self just get's killed by some asshole who invented time travel first?
It just devolves into overly complicated schizo nonsense and forces the story to be about time travel first and foremost. Unsuitable for the majority of stories.
I think it'll be good, the pictures look good and it's made by the same guy that did scooby vs courage
Muh OWA
Oh right, the mental blocks that enabled Superman too ... [checks notes] move a planet after a Sun-bath, you know something that Ion could've done without lifting a finger.
Muh Rebirth
Wasn't an upgrade because the split didn't occur until New 52, read the fucking stories you dumb wanker.
Doesn't mean he trains.
Comic status quo means it'll back to before. Otherwise he'd keep his mullet.
BASED Kylesister!
No lies detected. Meta bullshit should be heavily restricted and at most hinted at or just nonexistent. And the world/galaxy/universe whatever being in danger every Tuesday just cheapens what should be an OH SHIT moment and a grand adventure. Those kinds of stakes should be few and far between and built up to, with more grounded stuff happening in between.
Kyle Rayner obviously!
Kyle Rayner…
kek
kyle out of nowhere
Superman literally has a better version of ultra-instinct called the Theta state.
bueno rape victim out of everywhere
Oh cool! He must use it all the time, right?
Meta-elements like plot armor or bad writing in general shouldn't even be considered because they're disjoint from the actual power levels in the narrative.
But if they weren't then DC would be weak.
DC's plot armor is weaker than Godzilla's
K,b,c.
I love how many times R>F has been shit on here, kek. Meta nonsense like that is silly and yeah, just makes the main setting subfiction tier since the "real world" in these stories i still fiction, KEKYPOW
Post any SCP character having any feats in the real world of their setting (which has never been shown btw)
Superman has a better version of Ultra Instinct called the Theta State.
(Posts a scan of Superman meditating with T-Vo, no mention of any "theta state")
Are Superbros really this retarded?
I.....CANNOT
Even if you're stupid enough to wank SCP they're public domain fodder anyways.
Just because they can't read doesn't mean they're retarded.
Only against people he can't just outright beat through raw strength
Esl retard
Here's an unrelated scan that mentions "theta waves"
I bet you feel real dumb now
Yup, Superbros are retarded.
So they removed his only weakness thinking people would buy his comics now
anywho status quo and this means jackshit, several other supes have become immune to kryptonite
Modern Dragon Ball is just mind over body mental martial arts
SuperGOD does this shit in 2001
My character is infinite and can do anything they want!
Actually, with this math that doesnt matter, they are actually not any of that!
Why do people try and inject math into vs debates to downplay infinity and the like? If a character is infinite...then they are infinite.
Wow. A kidney punch and a "pressure jab"? This truly is the peak of martial arts.
How many more examples do you have by the way? The Reddit respect thread you're pulling this from seems a bit limited, I'm afraid.
cuz no limits falacy exists?
Also there is a clear difference between destroying a universe with infinite 3d mass and destroying a multiverse with infinite timelines
again cope superfag
FFFUUUUUAAAARRRRKKKKK, THAT CRATER IS PRETTY BIG, HE MIGHT GIVE TIEN A CHALLENGE
be public domain fodder
I write fic where CHADlock holmes beats all SCP and Yog-Sothoth with a human-level punch
it's canon crossover
????
Goku is known for wanting to spare his foes until its just the only way out
My HERO has got this!
even SHITSHITSHIT is casually comparable to Superman in base
FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
Infinity isnt up for debate. If you were to try and SHOW that a character is infinite and can do what ever they wanted, then the descriptions of the act would go on for a literal eternity. At some point you have to take the author's word for it.
? thats just him curing himself from the kyptonite poison
It's honestly more schizophrenic than one can think if an actually military minded person under pressure wanted to fully maximize the potential on weaponized time travel.
They'll have entire logistic networks of armies popping in and out to help in the future and the past. They will have a uniform lines of communication so every interation of them scaling down and up 10 minutes in the future and past has a live feed of every thing happening all at once. They will not be able to fully stop an enemy with time travel, so they'll just hold "critical moments" and the past and future will become a brutal compromise between two factions, billions of people popping in and out of existence every single quantum event.
We attacked the enemy on favorable conditions by sending 2000 tanks back in time 50 minutes
but he went back in time too and set up a bomb under us
but a survivor from the future after the explosion went back in time again and through the bomb at them killing all of them
but they had precognition he would do this by speaking with the alternative future commander and set the bomb to explode 30 seconds earlier
fuck this tell the army to not come
In this situation, intelligence would be the key, getting really clever on how to fuck over the opposing side
Literally the next page.
HIT OUT OF NOWHERE
The martial art has taichi influences and other schools built into it. It's separates brutes like early Supergirl to Clark
batkek moment
and you know darn well he doesnt use it at all in his fights.
My head hurts just from this. It'd be fine for some story focused solely on it but >man it'd get schizo levels of complicated real quick.
Your plan get's undone by enemy time travel so you go further back before he traveled but then he goes back even further but then you get intel from the future but so did he and aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
God i wish all superman fans died
LexCHAD BTW
They're walking corpses, anon
dont let em get to you
Batman just wanted to style on the Kryptonian using Kryptonian martial arts. He's arrogant like that
pokemon
I chuckle and laugh
does a basic over the shoulder throw
this was absolutely pointlessly exaggerated motion from his position and doesn't even look like it's visually coherent
calls it some fancy alien martial art no one has ever heard of before to pretend what he did made any sense at all
Holy FUARK....comic book martial arts truly are the pinnacle.....
Idiot
Hero!!!!
I remember a few games with that premise. achron/time force ultra/chronotron. pretty cool
thats actually kinda funny
yeah dragon ball martial arts suck too
wow you really got me comicbro
Nice Reddit filename
You know how to change that, right?
Lend me some Sun dips DC writer, This is Base Canary I'm up against
Are there bigger frauds in modern powerscaling than Marvel and DC?
correct me if i am wrong
but didnt the injustice series outsell anything superman has done in the last 20 years?
sjw tom Taylor
Injustice elseworld
5-U-93-R pills
Kryptonite poison
Still dies
Disingenuous fuck
KWAB
Please help me, Green Arrow! Your wife is blowing my back out with her wall level screams!
AAIIIIIEEEE SINESTRO GIVE ME A YELLOW RING CANARY-SAMA IS TOO STRONG
Funny how all these super powered heroes with YEARS of training and knowledge of his vulnerabilities only STUN Superman (from literal DECADES ago) after he is exposed to Kryptonite. Superman truly is the king Superhero
Meanwhile, out of the realm of my schizo fanfics:
Why didn't superman just use his martial arts voodoo to unfreeze his muscles and break out of ice?
You have a source for that picture?
jobbing to frostbite
Ernest Shackleton > Superman
can't move in cold and ice
Minecraft Steve level
KINGtos won this thread.
SHARTos lost this thread.
LINGtos got a draw this thread
You now realize the Presence and TOAA have fallen so far they aren't considered omnipotent on comicvine and a bunch of other sites anymore.
Superman is inherently immune to those jobbers
Lratos won this thread.
...except for all the times he isn't.
1939
Facing an equal
I guess Lantern is still weak to yellow, Wonder Woman is weak to bondage, and Goku jobbed to Yamcha
Kratos would've tanked that btw
This was a Starved Goku BTW. Yamchad would destroy superman
That scan was from the silver age which gets wanked to no end thobeit
It's brittle. Not like the building actually hurt him
Why did Kyle vs Simon underperform so hard?
Yamcha scales massively above Cell in the anime and is thus multi-solar system level
Superman is only planet-star level
Checkmate
Gentlemen, post Superman nearly dying to a kryptonite bullet.
New thread
The characters are kind of niche and the writing was kind of sloppy. When you talk up how peak 12 dimensions are when just a few episodes ago anyone connected to Mephisto was beyond all time/space/realities/infinity, you look silly when DC cosmic mages have done nothing but rape Marvel cosmic mages on this show. They weirdly isolated Kyle from all the big multiverse shit they lavished on Fate/Raven/Zatanna/Superman. You knew he was a goner when they had to list Wonder Woman as one of his big wins and recycled the Spectre lifting feat they've been using since Superman vs Goku 1 as if it means anything anymore.
What about nearly dying to a sword that's not even magically enchanted or has no signs of being anything other than a normal sword?
Nearly?
This is just another Doomsday + Eradicator. Superman won btw
Sounds like he doesn't have as much practice with it and thus is not nearly as skilled as someone who lives and breathes martial arts.