Oh like how you did with She-Hulk?

He's a jobber that gets the sausage churned-out.
I really wish he took that nepobaby job at Shell instead of being a failed writer, a cultural vandal.

Ed Piskor was the first one to call Dan Slott a jobber and he was absolutely right.

Christ who the fuck gives up a nepobaby job at Shell to write capeship?

A fucking MovieBob type of autist.

He's a jobber that gets the sausage churned-out.

But he's not. He needs help from other writers meeting deadlines and makes a spectacle of himself sperging out on social media. Surely anybody would be more capable of squeezing offal into a sausage casing at this point?

nepobaby job at Shell

I did not know this piece of Slott lore. His family being loaded makes him even more pitiable, thanks.

>His Spider-Man was just him.

Remember that time he decided he'd never be able to get with a normal woman and had Spock start fucking a midget?

But he's not. He needs help from other writers meeting deadlines

Well yeah he's an "ideas" guy. (Eventhough most of his ideas are shit.)

Remember when he ran-out of court case ideas for She-Hulk & she became a Shield agent?

Rest in piss Pisskor. Your faggots fans will keep your worthless name alive.

I'm not sure if you're being facetious or not but I legitimately find an expanded Gorillaverse genuinely interesting and exciting. Comic books aren't comic book-y anymore and comic book movies are significantly less so than even that. I want some comic silliness. Gimme Gorilla City and farting donkeys over notreally!Riddler actually killing hundreds of thousands in one fell swoop or greasy wop dego notreally!Penguin's mob boss schtick.

The true hurts.

Your average 40+ neckbeard LCS regular has ideas anon, if he can't properly and efficiently execute them, regardless of quality, he ain't worth shit. What's Slott done to merit his 20 year golden ticket?

He got the Wizard's Book of the Month! (post 2000 soulless Wizard but still!)

writing Superman makes you a better person.

Horseshit.

>writing Superman makes you a better person.

Horseshit.

True dat. A simple Google search is gonna lead you to Mark Waid and John Byrne.

It's that good?!

Just look at this fat slob. Disgusting.

Not if you like the character.
The shit reads like a proto-TLJ.

Does Slott still lurk here?

Remember the time he outed himself with that Twitter screencap with the user UI on his posts

why does dc keep desperately picking up marvel has-beens who weren't even good at marvel?

Easy pipeline, plus DC is run by suits who know nothing about comics and just look at 5 year old sales figures, thinking they've lucked out and stumbled across the next Jim Lee.

Yeah, it must hurt the few pisskorfags to see people remember that he was a shit.

Zoe Quinn did that on Anon Babble during GG and it was just as funny

Spideyfaggots still butthurt over BND and hate everything Slott does like he isn't knocking it out the park at least 60% of the time.

Hi Dan

Your FF run was bollocks, Ryan North has a way better handle on the hamfisted elements you introduced (Ben's marriage and adopted alien kids) the Superior revival showcased how much you suck without Gage, and Spider-Boy is passable in a sea of shitty Miles comics. What else have you written recently?

Damn, you're a little bit mad anon, huh?

That's not an anon, that's Slott

I'm not upset at all. You sound triggered though
Fuck you faggot, I bet you like some of this fat shit's garbage.

Sure, Slott

Stop looking in the mirror when you post on Anon Babble.

....when has he ever done that?

So some more misery stories in the usual Slott way.

a nerd that wants to play with his toys for the rest of his life instead of be or have things?

Ironic coming from you, Slott

You sound triggered though

Hey I didn't call you a faggot, a retard, an idiot, an autist, etc. But it looks like my comment was a little bit offensive. Sorry for not following the youtube guidelines. By the way, why do you hate Piskor?

Fuck you faggot, I bet you like some of this fat shit's garbage.

Now that's being triggered

I want to believe that Slott really posts here or that at least he lurks Anon Babble. There's that screencap of a thread in which "he" posted something he said on twitter. But it's so easy to edit pics. Many of Anon Babble's popular screencaps are fake, but people still believe that they are true. Of course Slott's thread was made by someone else

I want to believe that Slott reads our posts, and thinks that just bigots hate him. I want to believe that he has a big cognitive dissonance when he reads the posts of cbr and twitter users that are very different to your typical Anon Babble anon, but that also criticize him. And sometimes with the same points. I want to believe that he sometimes realizes that we are right and that he has small nervous breakdowns because he gets to the conclusion that he's a bad writer, a hack. I want to believe

That time he called She-Hulk a Troon.

Nice falseflag, Slott.
Because he's a talentless cringe loser and you coming in here acting like nobody shat on Slott until his faggot ass said anything is retarded.

Anon Babble used to like Slott until his Spider-man run & his Twitter meltdowns.

bluesky

Because he's a talentless cringe loser

I haven't read any of his comics, but that channel made good comics analyses. And that's enough for me

you coming in here acting like nobody shat on Slott until his faggot ass said anything is retarded.

I wasn't that anon. Of course people hated him. People didn't start to dislike Action 52 just because AVGN said it was bad. Wow you're really mad

good comics analyses

Not at all. It had some good guests though.

I wasn't that anon

Then why butt in? Because you were triggered? Btw

Hey I didn't call you a faggot, a retard, an idiot, an autist, etc

Neither did I. I called the other guy that because he called me Slott, an even bigger insult than all of those combined.

Then why butt in?

Because I like Piskor?

Because you were triggered?

So being triggered is having a different opinion? I don't think that you know what that word means

throwing a tantrum just because someone called you Slott

Damn relax a little bit

Lois doing reporting in Themyscira.

What is Lois going to report in a perfect island? utopias are boring.

Chill out, Slott.

maybe he'll do the same for Jon.

He won’t.