I adore this ship

I adore this ship

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a strapping lad like Wirt can provide a fine perch for any bird

what if beatrice got her body back early

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anime virgins being constantly told the lie of hypersensitive women who orgasm by the slightest touch

its more surprised indignation
its a pretty common anime trope, where the girl gets justifiably mad even if its an accident

words words words

I know the basic fucking concept of anime, I was a weeb. And it was a mistake. I wasted my time at school with it and it gave me unrealistic expectations. Also it burned the image into my mind that women have to look as unhappy as possible during any sexual encounter.

Also here is an AI upscale of that terribly small pic.

yo i want nut on the bird girl when she's a bird, then turn her human so the nut stretches out onto her in proportion to her old bird body so that her first moments as a human are spent with 40 pounds of my nut on her

That was probably funnier in your head.

nice

i wasn't joking
i just have a hard time expressing my love

What slurs does she say?

Looks like something from Hard Time

Good morning sir

Her cuteness bepends on her being a cute small bird.

Yeah I should sleep. I've been procrastinating for 6 hours while drawing because its just so... not... fun.

Well that and the fact we learn almost nothing about her as a human.

I like her dress

Genuine question, do you ever get tired of parroting the same fucking retarded posts?

Do you ever get tired of pooping on the road?

that’s a scream because she just got molested, virgin-kun

You type with the impotent rage of a 12 year old who just learned he can curse on the internet without mom finding out.

Genuine question, do you understand how trains work?

But she likes Wirt tho

Damn right!
Bird Beatrice or nothing

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You didn't call him a liar. Anime humor blows monkey balls, it's the truth

I wanted it to happen

ahem

You guessed right twice. Fucking congrats. Now if you have a problem with cussing, go to church.

I'm such a loser, says character who gets all the girls just by existing

why do so many shows have this trope.

Because there's no other boys to interact with.

just by existing

Wirt had a problem, he had low self esteem and low confidence, that kept him from pursuing sarah
Beatrice didnt like him either and just wanted him as a chump to sell, and didnt start liking him until he opened up more

It took a lot more than simply existing before either of them liked him

I know its a show that is meant to be the idealized versions of people but opening up is literally the worse thing you can do with a girl. And before you call me an incel my own mother put me on the backburner for even slightly opening up once about my own problems.

Ok everyone hear me out
What If
Harpy Beatrice

he wasnt dumping his problems on beatrice, they just got to know each other beyond the transactional nature of the phony bluebird code
they were becoming friends which is more than simply just existing

Fanfics?

Sucks to suck