What's the most autistic Anon Babble related thing you ever did?

In 2014 I shipped Scratch and Grounder with Davy Sprocket in a threeway ship, but the illness grew and grew. Soon every man I looked at looked like Scratch, and I would imagine him being with Grounder or Davy Sprocket. I recorded myself replaying Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine and illegaly downloaded AoStH and went back through the recordings and found all the scenes where Scratch and Grounder have "moments". I compiled these all into a cd and labeled it as "proof" i would spend hours every day looking at the same fan drawn art or screenshots that had Scratch and Grounder and imagining them kissing with Davy Sprocket and my obsession grew more n more. re watched every scene of the show where it was hinted they liked each other and rewatched them. I would look up rule 34 of them and every single one with others I would pretend didn't exist. Eventually stopped going to school by pretending to be sick (I was 12) and didn't go for 2 weeks just so I could ship Scratch with Grounder or Flain with Seismo from Mixels and read every fanfiction and view every fanart and watching the episodes of the shows i like without breaks until my parents discovered my gigabytes of sonic related content

Yacked off to Rouge the Bat once or twice. I don't watch cartoons, so I'm not sure why I'm on this board.

In 2014-ish my mom walked in on me drawing spongebob characters dressed as the seven deadly sins from MFA. Surprisingly I can't think of a cringier Anon Babble related moment for me than that.

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Wrote a multi-chapter SU fanfic (only 11k+ words though) that had my then OCs like a decade ago. Somehow it randomly gets comments from time to time like a month ago.

I wrote a 1000 page fanfic of Norm from Cheers contacting a "Gay Bug" after being employed by Matlock and Columbo to be bait for a serial killer that kills fat gay guys that turned out to be Jerry Seinfeld. The second part of the story has Norm, Matlock, Brent Leroy from Corner Gas and Doug Ford working as a team to hunt down the evil warlock who cursed them with the Gay Bug and kill him, but have immense difficulty because the Gay Bug causes them to blackout every couple of hours and wake up realizing they must've had intense gay sex while blacked out. There's like over 30 different characters in it. I still have a archive of it

And it's Anon Babble related because Yakko is a prominent secondary character

I spammed some autistic woman's art and it may have caused her to either leave or change her online presence completely. I overreacted a lot. So go ahead and make fun of me. It was all before I got put on new meds and now I'm calm unless I run out like I did a few days ago.

Life's been fair, things are cheaper and I can actually afford to stop at a gas station with 3 bucks and get a burger and drink.

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That time i introduced myself as poop dawg at the beginning of highschool and some swag-fags ripped me apart for it. I was diagnosed with autism several years later

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meds

Im on schizo meds too but i went to the hospital a few days back after trying to stab myself with a pair of scissors and my intrusive thoughts have been really bad so i may need OCD meds again but i dont want it to make it hard to jerk off to cartoon bitches like some of those meds have in the past

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You're just a furry anon, Rouge is usually the first one to convert you.

NTA but am i considered a furfag if i jerk off to anthro girls but dont wear the furry costumes

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Yes. Even hetero furrys were hated prior to the social media explosion in 2010

Didnt furry hate start around the early 2010s anyways? I used to HATE furries because it was the in thing to do now but lately ive been busting to loona at least twice a week

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but dont wear the furry costumes

Not a requirement to still be a furfag.

We know Birchy, you've been repeating the same shit for 4 years now
You should take a break from Anon Babble

This. Most furfags don't wear suits.

Recite by heart the dialogue of steamed hams for hours.

I already posted ITT but i forgot one time my dad promised to get me this SDCC exclusive sentinel action figure, missed the window of availability, and i threw a tantrum all night screaming and ranting about it

I was 15

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When the first Frozen came out my mom (correctly) figured out I'd waifu Anna, and as a "birthday card" got me a full lifesize standee of Anna. Instead of laughing it off and throwing it away/donating it, I put it behind my bookshelf that has no back and forgot it was there.

One night a couple of months to a year later I was having sex with a girl and she points over and goes "Anna's watching us have sex" and realized from the correct angle and lighting you could see her face peering out from behind the books.

I still have the Anna and I don't have the girlfriend.

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I hope this is real. It's way too funny.

Anna is watching us have sex

Christ.

I still have the Anna and I don't have the girlfriend.

That fucking hurt to read

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Eh, if you cover Rouge's head, she's basically just a tanned woman with tits and wings.

I've amassed a bunch of art of the girls from Lolirock all catering to my specific fetish lots of bush
I was alone and at University when it first came out. The cute girls gave me brainrot. It's dumb and embarrassing but eh, I likes what I likes.

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pastebin now.

100% true.

To be fair, I dumped her.

So here two short ones that I did when I was a wee lad

big Garfield fan as a kid (still am)

watched the live action movie constantly as a kid

like literally nothing else beside that movie

when it was put up I would grab it and put it back into the player

I literally would cry until the movie came back on and then sit down to watch it.

also a big spiderman fan (still am)

watched all the sam rami films (3 is my favorite) and anything I could find related to him (except the comics ironically enough)

wanted to be spiderman so bad

my mom got me a spiderman suit for my birthday i think

I then wore that suit and never took it off

Day in and day out i would wear the suit, only taking it off so it could be cleaned, then I would put it back on and the cycle repeats

finally had to throw it away when I couldn't fit into the suit anymore. Felt like that scene with spiderman throwing his suit into the garbage.

One more that's more current

I imagine everyone with some kind of stand-like persona by them at all times. They usually act as some kind of analog to the actual person rather than a sperate personality entirely.

even make "light" and "dark" versions of them that represents their positive and negative qualities.

have done this for most of my family and to some people I don't even know, gleaming their personality by the way they act and/or described.

hate that I do this because one: it's sort of weird and two: it's the most in depth and well thought out thing I've made for myself. Only comparable to my mess of a Pokémon story that I've done, and just completely drawfs any actual projects I've done

Nah, I'm on meds so I shouldn't crash out.
It's just been slow and calm.

Whyd you dump her? Are you with anyone now?

finally had to throw it away when I couldn't fit into the suit anymore. Felt like that scene with spiderman throwing his suit into the garbage.

Audibly keked when i read that

Put your shit name back on so I can filter you
What meds are you taking against being a disgusting pedopile

You should OD on your meds, that would be so funny

I shipped Scratch and Grounder

based

threeway ship

cringe

Whyd you dump her? Are you with anyone now?

General incompatibility. I thought I wanted the cute kinda nerdy librarian girl, but I didn't. She'd dress like Hilary Clinton because she was worried people would think she was a slut, and just expect me to get full mast and be ready to fuck just because her clothes came off. She also couldn't keep up with my lifestyle and wanted to spend every night at home. It felt like we were playing house. I found myself avoiding sex, and the night that sealed it, we were fooling around in my car and my mind was drifting to how I could optimize my spreadsheets at work the next day.

I was worried I was gay or something, for so many people (especially on Anon Babble), she would have been the ideal girl. Thankfully the next girl I was with made it very clear I wasn't gay or anything, just not happy with the previous relationship.

I'm single right now and wish I wasn't, but I don't regret dumping her at all.

Birchy, get off the internet.

NO! I'M ALMOST ENJOYING MY ANGER!

Larped as TDK's The Joker in HS.
Went to school early and flipped all the chairs, took stuff from kids' backpacks and hid them in the other's, set live ticks free on the upper grades' classrooms, snatched the principal's USB and changed the National Anthem soundfile (which he played every morning) with some Newgrounds song I can't remember. Also, I left calling cards and shit.

You're delusional, you're just as annoying as always

newfags

I remember seeing furry hate in fucking 2004 lol. Christ I am a wizened old oak of a being.

I've written SFW and NSFW fanfics featuring OCs of a certain artist

I just hid under the covers when monster house came on.
Brother made fun of me for it amd I finally watched it in full at 15

Discovered After Effects at the age of 14 and used it to turn Lexi Belle into live-action Pink Horse.

I wrote some fanfics (They're not that great. I'm very amaturish and I only did it to help as an outlet for depression) some of them gratuitously fetishy, others just poorly written porn. I've had several pieces of fanart from these pics done by some pretty based anons who seemed to like my ramblings. Pic related being one

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