Favorite Simpsons joke?

Favorite Simpsons joke?

zoomer confirmed

You never watched the simpsons, have you?

Four Krustys lives rent free in my head
God ol' rock is up there too

The JAPANESE?!

silly anon... did you edit this?

I have and the original joke is this

double the failure.

but enough about Kamala

What did His Holiness say this time to put 45 down?

But enough about Hilary Clinton

Lionel Hutz's newspaper ad
WORKS ON CONTINGENCY!?
NO, MONEY DOWN!

He said LGBTards are trash which really triggered the Bidencels

The pope is against something that is a sin in his religion

How come Muslims get a pass to shit on fags but the Catholics don't?

Then why are conservative politicians crying "woke marxist pope"? Does being a woke marxist just mean you disagree with Trump and Vance on a few things?

It's probably because their faith isn't as relevant to US policy. Especially with this current administration, you have a rise in people insisting Christian faith is meant to influence policy.

*The spoiler was supposed to hide the comma, too

Um anon there's cities in Minnesota where muzzies are using their religion to influence policy with absolutely no pushback by the democrats.

You could argue that because they made it hard for gay groups to Target bigoted Muslim Society in the Middle East You could argue that it's because Muslims have done everything to make themselves look like the victims in the Middle East even when practically every religion has to bend over backwards for the Muslims there because they infiltrated Progressive movements to have them want to do Islamic agenda even when it goes to acting against countries that have things like freedom of democracy or religion or speech to be denounced by Progressive groups. Even when those Islamic countries are clearly loving the Nazis actions and a holocaust denials.

cities in Minnesota where muzzies are using their religion to influence policy with absolutely no pushback by the democrats.

How are they doing that by quoting something in the Quran that says it's a virtue to do this and consider the sin to do that?Seriously nothing in American law says you got to do this because this religion says you got to do this.

Source? A lot of anti-gay policy does have to do with religion in general. Jewish, Christian, Muslim, it's not an issue of any one faith. The focus in criticizing American president from a Christian perspective is because that's their faith. That's JD Vance's pope saying he's wrong.

Dumb ass.

Could it be anything else

Trump approval rating

45%

DNC approval rating

37%

Not him but When did you check these last and less than 10 points, a really big difference in popularity for a guy who got the popular vote one out of 3 times.
See

liberals

There is no liberal party in America. There's a conservative party and a more conservative party, and the conservative party would've washed the more conservative party if they'd just pulled Israel's leash after a couple months

conservative party would've washed the more conservative party if they'd just pulled Israel's leash after a couple months

What are you talking about? Washed? Pulled Israel's leash?

opinions on the guy you're happy to vote for three times

opinions on a group that just lost to a retard

The DNC has had a lot of disillusionment with themselves and people don't tend to think highly of groups like it. Comparing the numbers of a whole party against the numbers of the chosen and favored individual who also happened to win the popular vote doesn't make sense. Of course his is going to be higher.

Trump will genocide minorities and the USA will explode RIGHT NOW

nothing happens

10 years and counting

When he passes away in 20-30 years, who are you guys going to seethe at?

the bar is set so low, all a president needs to do is not gas minorities and explode the country

everything short of that is okay

That explains a lot.

Recession.Put in tulips on an island that only Penguins lived on. Breaking the American Constitution. having a father who is an American citizen deported and having your people can tell him to Osama Bin Laden to say just for being a father to say that he's a terrorist. Not to mention done horribly for America's International reputation as a legitimate and honest business partner. I'm from Canada your president made things worse.
Should have been in jail before he could run for a second term. #moneydefeats criminal justice system

It's probably because their faith isn't as relevant to US policy.

So what do the catholics have to do with anything?

Yeah, we won't know much till we hit the mid terms, but odds are the Democrats will get a good number of extra votes just out of spite for Trump.

I mean, I can't see any of the people who were fired from the government staying on Trump's side. Same with people who see higher prices once the aftershocks of the tariffs kick in. Trump is doing whatever he wants without a 2nd thought to want voters want, and since he can't run again, he's just going to leave the party holding the ball.

How is it really a surprise that people hate him?
His entire public persona is wrapped around insulting people, baiting rage, pissing people off, and making fun of his opponents and generally being an asshole in front of a camera like a middle school bully. He goes out of his way to make people not like him, he does it every day. Why are people so incredibly stunned that the man who works hard on making people mad, had people who do not like him?

Supreme Court legalized nationally recognized abortion rights and the laws that are trying to make Illegal to another state to have an abortion in legal in a way that they can't be challenged in court so the courts can't point out these laws are illegal.
Did he say he was looking into how to make that happen like being the vice president on the ticket and then having the president abdicate for him to be president? Wait didn't Putin do that exact thing in Russia?

Just because he makes you seethe doesn't mean he is hated. It means you are a whining child of a libtard.

triggered

You voted for an actual dementia patient, and only because he wasn't trump. You have no right to talk about standards buddy

Put in tulips on an island that only Penguins

Well sure it doesn't look like much now but next spring when they sprout it'll be fabulous!

GOOD MORNING SAAR

Did anyone really vote for Biden? He was mostly installed into power by way of massive ballot stuffing and inventing a few million votes around 5am.

Two dementia patients

Did he say he was looking into how to make that happen

Yeah, but it's mostly just people hyping up the idea to "troll the left" and he's too far gone to understand that.

I'm not worried, even if somehow he pulled a Putin, he couldn't win. Mentally, he's already as bad as Biden, so in 3 years they will have to Weekend and Bernie's the guy. He can't run, and if he did, it would be the best thing to happen to the Democrats since Obama.

Have you seen what Trump has constantly done in regards to how he talks about the previous administration.He's not hated for being a reasonable individual when it comes to his opponents just look at all the fire FBI agents who stopped a massacre at Joe Biden's inauguration.
No him but He wasn't a dementia patient when he first got into the White House as the president and he didn't want for a second term because he knew he was getting worse also he was a qualified politician and not a psychopath.

Feedback was marginally reduced to two options

Guess ApeRapist finally had enough of doing his fucking job.

They hated him because he told the truth

Fucking this, can we just stop with all the damn dodderingly old, pants shitting 80 something running for president already?

God damn Bernie Sanders wants to try again in 3 years, he'll only be pushing 90 by them. The man who was considered too old and out of touch with reality a decade ago. I'm tired of the string of boomers who think they can somehow magically make it 1988 again by passing some EOs and wrap it all up in 2 years at best. Half of these guys don't even know it isn't 1987 right fucking now.

he was a qualified politician and not a psychopath

Democucks are so used to just fiddling their thumbs and doing nothing that anything that slightly changes things feels like radical extremism to them

Democrats have been mired in their closed off little false information bubble for so long that they somehow forgot that they are the radical extremists in this equation. The world returning to normal is considered breaking everything and destroying the planet to them.

Ok so what does the catholic church have to do with all of that. The policy is defined by evangelicals whom are the larger religious group in the US compared to the traditionally discriminated against catholics.

So you got a problem with someone who was a businessman and had practically no knowledge of how to do things politically who managed to bank rob a casino and screwed up his first pregnancy response to a global pandemic even compared to his next door neighbor who the two countries are jokingly called Brothers to each other and is unable to admit defeat even in a court of law and put innocent people's lives in danger by using conspiracy theories and putting people's lives in danger is somehow at something a little different to you than a usual politician honestly I was never a fan of the average Republican but I take a freaking George Bush right now over Donald Trump and his bootleggers.The radical extremists in the occasion are the people who did not spend months trying to deny a legitimate election result and did not tell people to storm the capital compared to the ones who are totally normal who wanted the capital storm and still are putting people's lives in danger by saying it was totally wigged when I lost the last time?And it's okay to fire people for doing the basic police and job instead of letting a bunch of rioters commit acts of violence on politicians certifying the next new president because the last one lost his second term for the presidency?

I really thought this was going to be a Simpsons thread.

You're trying to be rational on Anon Babble, anon. Most of the folks here are the conservative smooth brains who lap up his piss and think him a genius. Just have patience until he incites civil war and we can start culling the herd with impunity. Until then, think of Anon Babble like a zoo. Look at the animals, but don't touch them.

Just have patience until he incites civil war

The tariffs will starve out most of these dregs.

The right and centrists need to frame themselves as aggrieved and blameless and that the other side is somehow worse. The result is ridiculous "they want you dead" memes with pictures of Rachel Maddow. It's an ideology for complete morons who weaponize their ignorance to get their way. At the end of the day, many of these voters just vote out of spite. They're upset, they should be upset, but they it actually takes a lot of time and education to understand processes well enough to identify real problems and solutions without being distracted along the way.

Cope

For what someone's stupid justification for Crime 5 years ago?
The KKK love to rape.

Got to wonder why they keep on trying with the same excuse that has not ever worked in any court in any state for almost 200 years. It's not likely to work at any time in the future either.

This thread

The overwhelming majority of mass shooters are white

What are you talking about? This is the first time I ever heard of someone trying that particular excuse for sex crime.

That's a horrible crime, but what's the policy prescription for this? No more teaching about slavery? Anti-rape education in schools? Seeing this and being convinced you should vote for Trump who has been convicted of sexual assault (rape if you count forcefully inserting your finders as rape) doesn't make sense

January-February

leftists barking about egg prices all day every day

egg prices back to normal now

they all get real quiet about that

when did you realize these guys all just read off faxed DNC talking points and have no mind or thoughts of their own?

In your dreams

bumping the thread when nobody was asking

Deporting a kid who was born in America with cancer has that been fixed yet?

Cope troons

It's because Trump ran on groceries, egg prices included. Biden lost due to grocery prices. Trump and MAGA can't accept that egg prices were based on global inflation and bird flu. Prices increase under Trump, they can see shortages with their eyes. Trump insists it's still "Biden inflation". Egg prices eventually come down because that's what would have happened anyways.

things are getting deleted we went to political prepare to be banned.

He was never supposed to be in America in the first place.

OP started with an apolitical joke edited to be about just one side.

This was political bait from the start.

Where the fuck did egg prices go down? They are still $6-8 here. They used to be $1.80 a year ago.
I have not seen any going down of the prices.

Was the kid an American citizen in a way that Donald Trump can't magically retroactically take away? And no being the president doesn't mean he can retroactively take away anyone citizenship because he doesn't like something they did.

The recasting of Bumblebee Man

Remove Apu because "he's racist"

Recast Carl, Dr Hibbert and Judge Snyder because their VA wasn't black

Recast Bumblebee Man because his VA wasn't Mexican, nevermind that the guy they got to voice him was born and raised in the United States and can't speak Spanish but has a Mexican Grandpa so that's good enough to recast

Recast Amy's Dad in the Futurama reboot since Billy West isn't Aisan

Yet they didn't recast Bender who is in fact Mexican and states so on multiple episodes of the original run

At least be consistent with your bullshit

that happened because Biden ordered the FDA to deliberately kill a couple million chickens so they would have expensive eggs as a last fuck you to Trump before he left office

Anyone who does their own grocery shopping knows you’re lying

They didn't return to normal, they went down relative to what they were before.

I've asked this before: how again must one be to be "allowed" to VA an Asian character. I'm a quarter Mongolian rapebaby but I just look like some white guy with impossibly straight, jet black hair. Only other Eurasians can even tell I'm not white except for the few wypipo who always always always tell me I look like mid 90s Keanu. Who am I allowed to voice? What about my son? His mother is Dougla IE Indian/African mixed from the Caribbean. Would he be allowed to voice Apu and Dr Hibbert? Amy's dad? He looks Hispanic, so would he be allowed to voice Bumblebee Man? Would we have had to raise him on a boat so he can voice the sea captain?

They were $3.80 when Biden left office, and are still well over $5/dozen in every state I’ve lived in since January

Weirdly, Trader Joe's is the cheapest place to get eggs in my area now. Even shit stores like GrossOut and Lidl are nearly double the price of TJ's. They're $3.49/dz but you're only allowed to buy one carton per visit, which is fine, really.

Remove Apu because "he's racist"

"Why is he racist?"

"Because kids in school called me Apu!" -Some edgy pajeet drama queen

No him but He wasn't a dementia patient when he first got into the White House as the president and he didn't want for a second term because he knew he was getting worse also he was a qualified politician and not a psychopath.

Wait...So he knew that he was getting dementia, AND HE STILL TRIED TO BECOME A PRESIDENT??? WHAT? What if his "attempts" at trying to "retire" in the first term didn't work, what if the dementia started affecting him in his first works, there is so many wrong things with what you said, it is like saying that a person whose starting to show signs of internal bleeding should only run half a marathon, but not the entire marathon. Retard.

Egg prices eventually come down because that's what would have happened anyways.

Supposing Kamala Harris was president now you and MSNBC of course would give her full credit for that instead of dismissing it as a cycle that the president has no control over.

Don’t be upset when people use your logic against. If it was Biden’s fault when he president, it’s trumps fault now, and his approval rating is cratering because of it

I don't think she ever pointed anyone in charge of Health who was an anti-vaxxer who believed that vaccines caused autism.

Anon Babbleshit threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/3 and >>>Anon Babblerules/1
OP is a lying faggot.
Fulfill your civic duty to help purge this board of anarchistic, sociopathic, intellectually regressive youtube/reddit/twitter immigrant subhumans like him who are under the delusion that all of Anon Babble (instead of just the designated shitposting playpens like Anon Babble, Anon Babble, Anon Babble, etc.) is a toilet by reporting this thread en masse.
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Doesn't work that way. If Harris was president they would still find a way to fault Trump for anything bad that happens, heck those egg prices must have doubled because that dastardly Ronald Reagan passed a tax cut in 1981.

No because it was BIRD FLU. Your last line of cope is "I bet you would be retarded like me" is unreal.

have to make up a scenario because you get btfo

Stop playing the victim. We get it man. You can't handle push back so you have to try to sneak your politics ranting and persecution complex onto unrelated boards.

They knew if was bird flu. Does MAGA know that? Does Trump?

Jimmy Kimmel, world renowned expert on trade and economics lays down the realness.

It's amazing how many of them don't realize how racist and disgusting their party and beliefs come off lol
Anon Babble is particularly delusional about it

My name is Luka

I live on the second floor

Forgot my pic, doh

their entire platform is racial and sexual grievances

Based

Bird flu and the Biden admin Department of Agriculture or FDA ordering destruction of infected animals in order to fuck over Trump.

That happened during Biden's term though, while he was running. Egg prices went up while Biden was president because of those bird flu measures.

MUH BOTH SIDES leftist narrative

Honest, OP's edit is much better The right was heavily demonized by these rats and it all lead to this ugly new generation

But "evil" is closer to selfish tribalism and that's been proven to be more of a rightwing thing. It's not a dunk, rightwing policy is about selfish resource and power consolidation while you don't give a shit about those who are harmed.