Why nobody wants to buy them?

I hate them so much. They're not cute or anything.

Dont forget Alvin being a massive, bossy asshole. I hated him as a kid.

i read that as "massive bussy asshole"
i need to sleep and not wake up

What if we take a popular song and make it as annoying as fucking possible

I'm honestly not even sure why it ever caught on in the first place. I blame Wisconsin moms.

i do like sludgefest though, without the shitty sound mixing id never be able to hear sludgefest

I'll buy it! I have a particular vision!

GARTH ANUS' THE MUNKS:

ANVIL - kills indiscriminately, only speaks in curse words
OMNIS - single cyclopean eyeball with custom glasses. Has never been seen eating or drinking
THE ODOR - rodent turd factory obsessed with imaginary girlfriend LNR

You heard bullshit

Those pillowy cheeks

And that's why the answer is always Theodore

Only the chipettes were ever cool.

I thought nickelodeon bought the rights to them a decade ago.

Very "cool".

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They peaked in the 80s and 90s is why.

I thought so too. I guess they're just in limbo.

They were a breakout success by an industry outsider so ((they)) would rather it fade into obscurity.

Somewhere out there there is a severely old man who had to suffer trough his son playing this annoying shit on vinyl over and over, then had had to suffer trough his grandson watching the cartoons and then his Grand-Grandson watching the movies. At night he asks himself why God would allow him and those horrible critters to outlive his friends

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Then, to his horror, God answers him... In a high, squeaky voice.

They have potential, too bad nobody is utilising it. I wish they made more movies like the first one. I also wouldve liked to see the adult/mature version dealing with life problems based on the concept drawn by dan haskett, that was apparently just for fun doodles. Not a fan of the cgi movies from the 2000's, it was hollywood slop plot. I wish I had 300 million lying around and just hire story writers and the same artists that made the first movie, with more creative liberty, to bring it to life.

You only watched the Ruby Spears/Dic version of them, the original 60s version was excellent.
That was Ross Bagdasarian Jr.'s idea, and Ross Bagdasarian Jr. is a guy.
That was never the case.

But the 80s gave us the Chippettes.
This that incarnation is superior.

Kek

Normies HATED the Chippettes unless they wanted to fuck them.
You have never watched any episode of Stu's Show.

I have Chipmunk Adventure on VHS and watched it to see Brittany shake her ass

90s kid here.
The Chippettes plus Alvin’s 1980s money making schemes made the 1980s version superior to all that came before or after.

and watched it to see Brittany shake her ass

My preference for Eleanor notwithstanding, based

garage sale network?
more like garbage sale network

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Brittany might be a bitch but she had a good design, she was a proto-tsundere honestly

Well, you see, they are the girls of rock and roll. And they are the boys of rock and roll.

That's all you need to know.

Unlike other reboots, these characters a re a product of it's time

Mating press Britney.

That's the best way to cure a brat. Put a baby in her.

How can one fight that which is too ugly to look at?

Wiscahnsin mahms

Mobile ad tier shit. I hate that version. Especially their monkey noses.

Even Disney dosn't want them

damn

Nick was buying up old 80s properties at the time. This is when they also go Smurfs and Garfield. I think they got their hands on Heathcliff too.

I guess after the success of TMNT 2012 they assumed they could grab up any 80s show and remake it for their channel.

Garfield was supposed to have a NickToon but never came out