Pictured: The perfect woman

Also, Rosebuds thread, I guess

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How is her back not hurting?

The newest generation of newspaper comics starts with a big titty Latina

Incredibly based

You have no idea how strong she is.

I've tried my best to understand what it is people see in this and its related comics and I just can't. It's so dull. It's nothing but the big girl being angry and yelling, but i have idea why or why it's supposed to be funny.

she's a freak of nature and unlovable!

why?

she's uh... tall... with giant tits

okay.

Also also, is Maria Legal yet?

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She looked like this when she was NINE.

She was picked on in school for being tall and busty, dealt with abusive parents who kept her in poor living conditions and stranded her at a fair for three weeks and it forced her to join a freak show. Rosa is basically labeled a public nuisance for existing.

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And this is..funny? Enjoyable? What is the tone of this comic?

You ask this every thread, anon. You’re never getting an answer you’ll be satisfied with no matter how many times people give you reasons. Would heavily encourage you to go read or watch something else.

That's her backstory, not the focus of the strip, you dumbass.

maria is cute. that's the only reason i care about this comic.

So what about the other one? Where's her bio?

she's fat and smart.

And this is..funny? Enjoyable? What is the tone of this comic?

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Would you love a woman with huge bee-tits?

Her ass is lacking.

It's firm, with a nice shape to it.

She did undress first right?
Sticky laundry would piss off Rosa.

Imagine being a c cup before ten, no wonder the girls picked on her.

She's had to work at it

not pregnant yet

Drawfags get on it

she's uh... tall... with giant tits

Yes anon it's exactly that

Any requests?

There's nothing more frustrating than seeing xitter comments of people going "There's not enough porn of Rosa" or "surprised there's little rosebuds porn" when someone makes porn of Rosa yet none of them will go and make it themselves.

Rosa doing some naked powerlifting, with a huge dilto on the ground going up her ass.

Her boobs are bigger than her head, and her family has the genes in them for a nice juicy rear. I just expect a bit more.

I was gonna request Maricela dressed as Louise from Bob's Burgers, but that's pretty much her regular outfit, so have Maria dressed as her instead.

TF2 CROSSOVER CONFIRMED

Maria reading a magazine on the couch.
Naked.
The magazine and crossed legs should be good enough censors.

Is that the fuckin mustache guy from Garfield who disappeared 30 years ago?

Sauce?

Yeah you leaving the thread retard.

It's a very thinly veiled Gooner and nonce comic made by and for Mexicans with autism. Normies have shit fetish detection and glaze over the obvious muscle mommy and fat fetish stuff.

The new art is fucking dogshit. Also he only got hired because the Dilbert creator got axed.

Not like the boomers who still read comics are even gonna give two shits about it. Maybe in 20 years when all the millennials are in nursing homes he'll be popular. No normie cares.

Seethe
His posts on IG are full of total normiecore comments

More like millennialcore. Jeez I can smell the 30 year old sweat from the fat mountain who would buy this.

Smelt it dealt it

Weird because Maria is clearly the hot one

Spiderverse

Normie

Maria's big canonical breasts