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What elements does a modern Wonder Woman cartoon need?
Make it an inversion of a coming out story - Diana struggles with admitting to her mother and sisters that she's attracted to men and craves cock.
A good love interest to ship.
Coombait.
Examples?
It needs villains.
Wonder Woman should be a lolicon
where does Candy fit into this?
Goofy best friend role.
Like Krillin or Jimmy Olsen.
What about the Holiday Girls sorority?
Theme song or instrumental tune for the opening?
It needs a status quo. The problem is WW has too many with too many supporting characters that don't mesh well (Etta and Steve, the Kapatelis, the Sandsmarks, Nemesis, etc.).
Sideboob
Etta is universal.
You just cant have Steve at the same time as Nemesis.
Can’t have Julia and Vanessa at the same time as Helena and Cassie.
Rape, ryona, mindbreak, older man younger female, size difference.
You don't need any supporting character created after 1950.
Wonder Woman has always had these
>rape
Hercules on Hippolyta
>ryona
Mindi Mayer, Barbara Minerva, Artemis
>mindbreak
Dr Psycho and all his victims: Vanessa Kapatelis
>size difference
Giganta and any man
Wonder Woman and Mouse Man
>old man young woman
White Magician and Cassie Arnold
Zeus and Helena. Ares and any mortal. Vanessa and any male villain.
Love
it needs good writing, good animation, good designs and good voice cast
it's over
villain of the week
secret identity Diana Prince
naive dumb Diana, poor or working shit job
Etta bff
Steve BF
plot progressing episodes have greek monsters or appearance of one of the Gods, and she slowly one by one meets other heroes from DCU and theyre weirded out by her boldness and werid amazon customs.
More than enough villains of the week.
But Cheetah, Circe, Ares, and Veronica Cale should be ongoing threats.
That can work (and it did), but the show would get stale after a while. You can't have a WW cartoon if your target audience doesn't know what her day job is...
You know what, a modern WW cartoon needs to figure out what Diana Prince's day job is going to be. Or scrap her alter ego all together à la Teen Titans.
They already scrapped her alter ego for the JLA cartoon.
Options:
Muesuem curator.
United Nation translator.
Agent of government.
NASA administration.
You want to know an easy way to do it? You just make Jackie Chan Adventures Greek Mythology Edition. Diana comes to the world of man to find some maguffins to stop Ares and stays with her professor friend and her daughter from the Perez book. You get the teen girl stand in character to look up to Diana. Make it vaguely educational. Filter in some family morals and life lessons with some action and you get 2 to 3 seasons easy.
Blue Snowman could be the recurring gag villain
She doesn't need a job. Diana can just be exploring man's world for the first time, with Etta and Steve invited along for the ride. Sometimes she'll disguise herself as Diana Prince, one of Etta's collage mates, if the plot calls for espionage.
Fish outta water?
I would want Diana to have an alter ego because she can't depend on Steve and Etta forever. Besides, she can't do her job in Man's World if she doesn't know what men and women struggle with in their daily lives.
I agree the more obscure ones would be perfect for a tv show format too, no need to make them all serious and edgy.
Eventually she will need a job to live in patriarch’s world.
She can’t just bum off of other people.
She really would need a job and its funny to put her in a 9-5. Otherwise she will leech off other people and cant even buy her own food...
Make it vaguely educational.
In what way? Like towards Greco-Roman History/Mythology?
This is suppose to be in alphabetical order but Cronus is shown here after Cheetah but before Circe.
poor or working shit job
dropped
Diana should be chic
Oh geez I can name all of these by heart. From left to right
Aegeus, Alkyone, Angle Man, Apollo, Ares, Armageddon, Astarte, Badra, Blue Snowman, Cheetah Barbara, Cheetah Debbie, Cheetah Priscilla, Cheetah Sebastian, Cronus, Circe, Crimson Centipede, Darcy, Deimos, Devastation, Dr Cyber, Dr Poison, Dr Psycho, Drakul Karfang the dragon, Duke of Deception, Eris, Fausta Grables, First Born or First Son, Genocide, Giganta, Grail, Gundra, Hades, Hecate, Hercules, Hypnotica, Inversion, Janus, the Mask, Mayfly, Medusa, Minister Blizzard, Osira, Paula Von Gunther, Phobos in human form, Queen Atomia, Queen Clea, Red Panzer, Saturna (Eviless), Silver Swan Helena, Silver Swan Valerie, Siover Swan Vanessa, Super-Woman of earth 3, Tzelpotica or however you spell it, Veronica Cale, White Magician, Zara
^Decay not Darcy
Which version of Cheetah should be used?
Priscilla Rich
This art has made me a Debbie Domain fan.
Barbara is the obvious choice, but I like Priscilla because she's just a woman with a split personality. Her costume is like the Green Goblin's mask in the Spider-Man movie.
Make her kind
How about first two seasons Barbara is not the Cheetah. She’s the “Lara Croft” type who assists Diana in some worldly adventures including fight Priscilla Rich.
Then come the season 2 finale Barbara is cursed to become the were-like Cheetah.
In what way? Like towards Greco-Roman History/Mythology?
No like Japanese History, YES GRECO ROMAN HISTORY MYTHOLOGY!
Oh sorry, I thought you were alluding to Zoroastrian History/Mythology
Riding kangaroos.
I know they're goofy as fuck, but cape comics are at their best when they play the absurd straight.
>size difference
That can work. Priscilla's split personality is part of the curse.
The purple rays can be a thing too. I'm not sure about the conversion island.
Diana must have the personality of Golden Age/Lynda Carter
Diana Prince alter ego must be present in some form
Invisible Jet must be present
Steve and Etta must be present and they should have fun workplace interactions with Diana, not a bore
Etta must be funny, not just a fat lesbian token
Hot take: the setting at the beginning of the 2006 relaunch would be the perfect template for a Wonder Woman cartoon. Just replace Tom Tresser with Steve.
Would Sarge Steel be Diana’s boss but also hate Wonder Woman, like he does now working for the Sovereign?
Getting angrier and each time that “Wonder Woman” suddenly appears and saves the day on his department’s missions.
yes, even Sarge Steel would work as a hothead boss character
Does Diana share an apartment with Etta?
Is Steve aware of the secret identity?
but he wouldn't be a retarded asshole like King's version, more like JJJ
Does Diana share an apartment with Etta?
Could be, this was done in the bronze age
Is Steve aware of the secret identity?
Not initially but the reveal would be part of the long run. They wouldn't be a couple right away. Do the Lois & Clark stuff.
On screen penetration (consent optional for either party)
Why did George Perez tie the Cheetah curse to an African plant god when Bast already exists?
also I think it would be best if Etta knew Diana is Wonder Woman. Then she would be constantly almost spilling the beans.
I heard a fan suggestion once 20 years ago that have the Invisible Jet be the jet Steve crashes into the island. The Amazons inventors repair it but install the techno magical invisibility on the outside of the jet, for the winning Amazon to return Steve to the outside world.
No one on the outside can see the jet and cockpit. But on the inside the pilot and passenger can visibly see the cockpit so it doesn’t look like they’re riding on nothing.
no skirt
Can start off and show Heracles and his men ravage Themyscira before Diana is born.
The battle skirt stays. The leotard is too old fashioned now.
done in Rebirth but it was a bit weird
It needs to appeal to the younger generations in America.
So it should be about Wonder Woman growing up in the ruins of what was once the great Amazonian people. She rebels against the established orthodoxy by embracing the traditions of her ancestors and becoming the wonder woman we all know and love, showing the younger Amazonians that there's a better way.
What about Diana’s island leisure wear?
old fashioned
more of that plz
The leotard is too old fashioned now.
no such thing, bring it back
Yes. Just a lot of on screen sex. Full wang and pussy. They're all Greek so bushy. Women have enough bush to cover slit anyway, would only be rated R instead of X.
As for Diana, she sleeps with Steve. She has no concept of public nudity, cute fish out of water scene where she bathes in a public fountain. If other heroes cameo, she will insist on feeling their crotch (much like Kid Goku). Joke about Superman's cock being the only alien part of his anatomy, Diana calling Batgirl a brat (Barbara waxes frequently), and questioning why the Robin is afraid of her.
Just a big dumb cute warrior princess
super serious boring stuff that only 35yo men would watch (but they wouldn't because it's not Batman)
Well by that logic just throw up your hands and quit. There's no way you'll get people to read anything these days.
Red Sonja, but Greek mythology.
>no Dr Domino.
Mediocre
I have the perfect Wonder Woman cartoon in my head and it pains me that it will never be made
AI
write down as much of it as you need to remember it 5 years from now, then make it real when the tools get released
>no Maxwell Lord
Thank goodness
her own gang
A love interest that actually make sense.
radical feminists like enemies
learn to fight or a training travel
basically, steal most of dragon ball cliches, like the new superman cartoon
She needs to be a Xena/Kratos hybrid that fights gods and monsters from various world mythologies with the help of her Aryan himbo bara sidekick, Steve. Each season would feature a new arc focused on a different mythology...Greek, Norse, Japanese, Voodoo (for that ESG money), Aztec, etc.
the problem is how people overthink everything about Wonder Woman
it would be like retards trying to argue Clark shouldn't work at the Daily Planet because it's outdated, but for everything about Wonder Woman
boring
I think the romance between Steve Trevor and Wonder Woman should be explored more. Humanize Steve, make him a guy who's always the perfect dude in front of Dianna, who tries his best, but has insecurities about how he can never live up to her, never be her equal. Also make Etta Candy a more focal character, find a good personality that the audience will like to hear from her.
Then just set the show in a city and have Wonder Woman go through episodic adventures dealing with her rogues gallery. She's got some fun characters in there, Dr. Psycho, Cheetah, Giganta, Ares, Circe, Dr. Poison, there's plenty of people who can be portrayed either as gag villains or serious threats.
Well every now and then any good goofy side character needs a moment to shine and be crucial to the plot and saving the day. Etta Candy should rile them up whenever needed.
le ancient mythology setting
not a good setting for any long running superhero cartoon
the main setting must be in man's world with the plot occasionally leading to her mythical world, that way you can keep open any other setting as an option whenever possible, like going to space and everything else.
stuff like this has always worked and this idea that she must be confined to one thing is just modern "miniseries" format that gets forgotten in a few months
It's time to give up on Wondy. The future is Raven and Starfire.
Diana like wonder girl traveling around the world, like a tomboy, meeting new people and finghting bad guys while learn how act normal.
I want to write a scene where Steve Trevor, not yet knowing that Dianna Prince is Wonder Woman, confides in her about his struggles with living up to her and how he tries his best to win her over, but isn't sure he will ever be good enough.
Omg, I think I'm going to write a fan fic actually. No one will read the fucking thing, but I want to write some cute romance between those too. They're great.
Depends on the age rating for this show.
If we're making for adults, then have sympathetic cannibal Cheetah. A cursed adventuress; forced to subsist off of the flesh of man, with a frenemy relationship with Wonder Woman. Who she should also have a crush on for maximum toxic yuri potential.
If it's more of a kids show, then can the cannibal thing. But keep the toxic yuri. Gotta have that. It's mandatory.
The Teen Titans at this point are basically the "third entry" of the DC trinity since Harley clearly failed to get the slot
it needs good writing, good animation, good designs and good voice cast
You’ll get two of those at the most, but most likely one or none.
Give me good writing and good voice cast and I can pretend it's a radio drama.
it needs to be the best animated show of the last decade despite starring Wonder Woman
Yeah this character isn't worth """saving"""
Those are the two I’d pick as well.