Meatcanyon Gooning

masturbation ended up bringing him and his whole family together, so he wasn't saying it was bad. they were just indicating that his attempt to cope with the loss of his dad through masturbation was just covering for unresolved issues he had between him and his family.

I hate zoomer slang so damn much it's unreal

Meatcanyon did it again
and again
and again

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Stop shilling for meattrash

How you call it then, "edging"?

NOOOO DONT SHAME ME FOR MY SELF DESTRUCTIVE HABIT!

They're going to ruin the word Crony next

does that mean i can shame women for having casual sex with men above their looksmatch or is it okay when women do it because it's empowering or something.

Hey! "El Superbeasto" taught me not to be shamed for jerking off to cartoons.

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they better fucking not

At best you'll hear a half-hearted rebuke of female hypergamy, and at worst they'll tell you it's actually eugenic (somehow). In eitehr case, you'll get a vehement lecture about how you need to Man Up ᵀᴹ.

IT'S AWRIGHT

Gooning leads to trooning.
No amount of gore makes people want to cut off their dick.

when men fap it's shameful and bad

when women shlick or use sex toys it's healthy and encouraged and considered exploring her sexuality/body

ain't that downright peculiar.

Oh. So THAT'S what happened to me. Wish I knew this before.

So. The whole point of this animation was:

The animation was about the definition of family.

Family is when a group of people come together.

The japanese do it evEryDAAAYY

MeatCanyon should stick to horror shorts, they're his most kino stuff. Melvin Macabre, and Monster Lab, are so meh. Even a whole episode about jizz demons somehow feels too boring.
Yeah you stupid tranny. Probably wish you didn't butcher your GOD given body, huh?

He's a male feminist (lmao) with shit takes on everything. EVERYTHING. The only times he's worth watching is when he's either doing food reviews, or just recounting some important past event/person.

Indie cartoons insist on being 11-30 fucking minutes long and I have to see one that uses such length wisely

incel can't take a joke

sad

Wrong, when men fap it's hot and I'm watching

i can't go a day without some retarded zoomer telling me fapping is evil on this site.

It's only evil when you, and especially you, do it

Men make masturbation their entire identity and demand everything around them to feed it. Women masturbate for pleasure and leave it at that.

this is what women actually believe

lmao

female gooners definitely exist.

The point was literally the opposite. Masturbation good. Just be real with the ones you love. It was also a veild 40k cartoon where they fight a Slaneeshi daemon with gooning psyker power.

This was the weakest Melvin’s Macabre so far, and I hope he’s not trying to retcon lore already.

this is a 32 year old male

There was a female gooner in the episode.

IT's even more funny when you remember he shilled dildos and supports troons cutting off their dick.

Shilling dildos is whatever, but he's a monster for wanting angels to clip their wings.

Not to the extent that male gooners do

you specifically should kill yourself.

Just because people and media don't hyperfixate on female gooners doesn't mean there's less of them.

Not to the extent male gooners do

what are romance novels

Lol
Lmao

Man, what wasted trips. You've never talked to female perverts huh? They outdo male gooners in everything.

I don’t see women going everywhere whining that every single piece of media should be pandering specifically their their romance schlick fantasies and throwing endless tantrums about it like male gooners who go as far as melting down over children’s cartoons not having enough giant tits to feed their endless need to have every medium feed to masturbation library

Go back to grooming eggs, tranxistor.