Here's your niece, bro

Here's your niece, bro.

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I wish I was Jackie Chan's niece.

It is not gonna suck itself, Jade. You suck; you stay.

Super fun Jade Chan trivia!
Did you know?
-Jade coincidentally shares the same surname as her voice actress, Stacie Chan.
-According to John Rogers, the character of Jade was originally intended to be Captain Black's daughter before the show got permission to make her Jackie's niece.
-While they're referred to as "uncle" and "niece," Jackie and Jade are technically cousins, since Jade's father, Shen, is Jackie's (presumably) first cousin, so this would mean that Jackie and Jade are technically first cousins once removed. But in many languages, Chinese included, first cousins once removed call each other aunt/uncle or niece/nephew because there is no other word for this type of relation. It is also common in Asia for children to refer to even non-relative elders as aunt/uncle or big brother/big sister.
-She and her parents are the only ones to ever question how Uncle is related to them.
-Her favorite color is blue.
-She claims that she is not yet allowed to own a cell phone, despite being shown to possess one in And He Does His Own Stunts, Tale of the Demon Tail and The Return of the Pussycat. This suggests that Danger in the Deep Freeze actually takes place before the events of these three episodes, rather than after them.
-The CCP considers that all ethnically Chinese people owe loyalty to the Chinese government so there are networks of losely connected spies all over the world (which the CCP claim to be unaware of) gathering information on every citizen of Chinese ancestry, and Jade Chan is one of them!

The CCP considers that all ethnically Chinese people owe loyalty to the Chinese government so there are networks of losely connected spies all over the world (which the CCP claim to be unaware of) gathering information on every citizen of Chinese ancestry, and Jade Chan is one of them!

I fucking knew it!

my niece looks nothing like that

I'll have her whipped into shape in no time.

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imagine the smell

Her favorite color is blue.

Funny. I thought it was orange, hence her hoodie.

imagine the smell

Like kiddy soap.

Jade Chad

tony are you dating another FUCKING CHILD?!

*scratches scary balding head*
OH I'M GONNA HAVE FUN WITH THIS!

loreal strawberry shampoo

Her hair? Maybe. But she uses regular soap for her body, so kiddy soap it is.

the fuck is kiddy soap? plus childrens shampoo smells alot stronger than the soap because they dont really have stinky sweat

wth jade put that thing down

It's weird thinking back to being a child and watching this show without impure thoughts

How can we be sure, if you're not sharing pics of her?

this gif/webm is like russian roulette with whether it will be the belly edit or not

How much would you pay to see her slit?

to see her slit what?

I wish

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GOD I wanna kiss it.

I wish I was Jackie Chan

Just me but I found evil Jade a lot better.

best girl

Sneaky rice loli. Keep it on a short leash.

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Keep Jade on a leash, got it.

Pedophiles.
I prefer a Tohru thread

We can all learn from Tohru.

Hai yah!
Jade should not be wearing socks!!

She always wears the same blue pants.