RAGE!!
Death Battle
Hulk GAPES SHITos and the entire verse.
the results are in, Kratos won last thread
Can we do a recount?
Kratos stole Godzilla's invite
Kaijubros????
Fippy bippy.
Kratos kills Hulk with one light bitchsmack (holding back so as to be only as strong as when Wolverine killed him) then Kratos cucks Hulk after death harder than Thor cucked Hulk lmao
Does he also gape Kratos' ass or punch him in the balls?
it's hilarious because all of this, Wolverine killing hulk, Kratos cucking his enemies, and Thor cucking Hulk, literally happened
Cuckposting is the true measure of power
Hmmm…..
Probably Hulk just based on what they gave GR vs what they gave Kratos.
I don’t think Kratos has any of the unkillability Spawn had
this. a truly strong character would never get cucked. And if they let someone cuck them on purpose then that is a weakness of their mind.
Canon.
HEY ANON! YEAH YOU!
How would you change Death Battle?
... on the opposite day.
rename it to cuck battle
K,b,c.
No more calculations. We go on vibe only.
Completely break with the vsbw paradigm. It's a bunch of nitwits trying to convince themselves they are midwits.
Simon
this is TRANIME's fags's hero
Grim....
1. Fire Swan and Speedy.
2. Hire a better 3D animator.
3. Get rid of the mandatory death rule.
hey we all start small somewhere
Hulk said this after transitioning.
Based HulkCHAD.
This GAPED all of DC
KEKAROOOOOOOOOO
Street shitter hands wrote this
ENTERRRRRRR
The Kratoscuck is a DCoper hiding behind other characters btw since he never goes after any of their characters
Who's the bigger jobber? Viral or Vegeta?
I ship it
Her heart? Already did years ago.
Why would Doctor Doom's side kick fight anyone?
when asked about the stands on his art project "Fountain boy" he said the Stands are arranged in order of strength
Jodio is going to be a fucking monster by the end of Jojolands
Simon stayed small.
Kamina cuck worshipper at the start. Kamina’s cuck worshipper at the end.
No progress, but he did become a bigger cuck than he started
Viral put up a fight earlier and Vegeta has longer story of jobbing behind him, so Vegeta
GRIM!
Everyone knows he should have beat Fate like how Wanda should have beaten Zatanna
TRVKE
seriously get a life, dude.
CANON!
I think Yukari's ability would be able to affect Simon, but standard Yukari would lose against Simon because of the stat difference between them
Maybe Composite Yukari with Gacha scaling could beat him... In the future.
Current Gacha Yukari has very few alts and most of them have very few relevant abilities or scaling.
The two that stand out are WorldSmith No.50 who apparently is some kind of big deal (I don't know her lore)
And this little shit. Lolikari will likely be the strongest unit (lorewise) once she is playable.
She appears in all events traveling and manipulating the boundaries between multiverse clusters to allow the players to enter "Interworld festivals" (basically she makes it so you can go to parallel worlds to do cute things with the 2hus)
She knows all past present and future events, and can make the player exist in multiple dimensions at the same time.
In past recent events she witnessed the merging of two universes (who contain Infinite structures inside them btw) and stated that something like that would be easy to replicate for her.
Wanda's loss felt right.
Technically they only commission work from DevilArtemis rather than straight up have him hired on as staff. But yeah, for fights that require a lot of facial work (Kratosura and Omnidock), it would probably be worthwhile to bring on extra help.
Many DC Ws were because they were paid shills at the time.
They should stick to guys in masks
This feels entirely too conspiratorial. It is just the methodology they use that naturally favors DC generally. I think the closest they've gotten to being paid shills is Yangfa and Excaliden. The latter isn't like making Raiden lose as much as finding a match up that would give Excalibur the dub because otherwise it was an insane mismatch.
He thinks Fate, Doomsday, Darkseid and Static should have lost
killer Queen is stronger than Star Platinum? Or maybe he meant that the stands placed higher are stronger?
My fanfiction Simon scales above fanfic Gacha Yukari though
true
also no feats, that was all flowery language
When has Yukari ever done any of the conceptual win cons everyone uses agaisnt Simon
Kyle lost. After weeks of spamming your hero still lost kek.
So you are telling me that the Kylejeet has wasted a month spamming this shit and claiming that his hero will bring honor to his shithole, yet Kyle still lost?
Except for Static, yes, all of those should have lost
Thor and She Ra should have beaten Wonder Woman, Sindel should have beaten Canary, Cable should have beaten Booster Gold, Daredevil should have beaten Nightwing, Cap should have beaten Batnigger.
There's a few legit wins, but it's garbage like Flash vs Quicksilver or Batgirl vs Gwen which are so obviously stomps they should never have been made in the first place.
KQ is definitely more potent than Star Platinum. SP is the stand equivalent of a brick, or as Jojo community would call it, a standard punch ghost. It has one really strong aspect, but is otherwise just strong and durable with a short range.
KQ has a lot of esoteric abilities and the detonation ability is perhaps the most potent, since it might be capable of ignoring durability (hard to tell, it is probably wank to push it that far because Jojo humans are the things it blows up, but it is still very potent).
Beyond that, Sheer Heart Attack is also a really strong pursuit type and was durable enough to survive a full standrush from Star Platinum.
I'm afraid so...
Why should Strange have beaten Fate?
Death Battle gave both of them win cons in the analysis, so it comes down to who you believe would use their winning move first.
And you couldn't write that simple 12 words phrase in non eubonics english?
They pretended there was a stat gap when in reality they should have just said the stats were roughly equal given leeway to both fighters. Strange then just has a way bigger arsenal and more hax than Fate and no real notable weaknesses
What are Fate’s weaknesses?
I know Trigon will lose. Death Battle these days leans much less on chain scaling than they used to. And Trigon is such a jobber he feels weaker than his daughter. Meanwhile Dormammu is a top tier in Marvel.
Guess.
for the last fucking time. Dormammu is for Nicol Bolas.
Nobody knows who that Nick guy is
Elder Scrollfags do.
Cant even say it
Why don’t Marvelfags have good arguments?
I've never seen this mentioned before
It was in my head since I'm replying to myself.
Dormammu jobs to time magic all the fucking time. He doesn't stand a chance against Nicole.
Yeah I sure was replying to....a lot of arguments
Nicol Bolas is for Alduin
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Fate and Doomsday had zero business beating peak Strange and Hulk. Classic Strange is fucking busted and basically on par with the Living Tribunal. Darkseid was also questionable at the time since his true form wasn’t really impressive yet, but nowadays Thanos wins because of astral regulators.
Don't bother, it knows it can't argue back so it's just settling for passive aggressive snipes
Do you have feats of that becaus as far as I can tell, Classic Strange peaked at Zom and needed amps for that.
I guess you could argue he’s above Eternity and Dormammu since they could only seal Zom but that’s still not LT level or necessarily outside what the ofher Lords of Order and Chaos can do when Mordru is around for scaling
What would you say Peak Hulk looks like compared to Peak Doomsday
Classic Hulk could tango with Classic Thor and Strange, enough said. Pre-Retcon Beyonder was also impressed by Hulk’s potential.
I've been in a coma for these last 3 weeks. So has Kyle won? What's the next matchup?
Maybe post feats instead of just saying Classic three times
Kyle won the losing contest yes
Kyle won second place in the two man competition
Kyle got fucking destroyed
Yugibros the Skyrim sissies have saved us from another humiliating defeat...
Kratos instead of GAYtos
Based. He's fought things stronger and bigger than Hulk so I lean more towards him.
Based.
Go back to your coma, Asurasissy.
Hulk is such a fraud lol.
...that would be dealt to Trannygic the Gathering.
inb4 "i-it's a different Zeus!"
You're right. GOW Zeus? Stronger than Shitvel Zeus.
Post funny pictures of Death Battle winners. :)
Pride month is THOR'S MONTH!!
How do you see a guy this cool and think:
Nah, I’d rather be the 30-year old cop in white spandex and Star Trek goggles
kylejeet makes up cuck fantasies about other franchises while hiding behind Kratos
KWAB
I don't need to do that. It should be common sense that Hulk destroys Doomsday who jobs to everyone these days.
Actually Doomsday in Hell is said to be in the level of the Presence since he defeated Supergirl wearing armor the First of the Fallen created specifically to fight the Presence
Reminder to the kylejeet specifically that DC gets fodderized by literal dog semen
GoW Zeus
Cant even destroy a planet
Lol
No lies detected.
Anime Club is getting a cartoon, it is time for the ultimate nerd showdown
Didn't he get fodderized by Isaac Clarke?
Most of her spell cards in game reference her ability
"Boundary between dreams and reality"
"Boundary of Matter and Anti-matter"
"Boundary between Youkai and Human"
Etc.
Additionally in Touhou 7 she manipulated the boundary between life and death to allow the main girls to go into the Netherworld, while also allowing the ghost to come out into Gensokyo
And in Touhou 15.5 she manipulated the powers of two goddesses who exploited an ongoing incident that turned "urban legends" into reality to create a new system.
The two girls created a legend about a power that allows people to posses each other into master and slave, making it so both people share the same body and fight as one.
One of the goddesses was a misfortune god meaning that anyone who ends up fighting alongside her will always lose no matter what, so they exploited this by reverse possessing people (forcing their enemies to posses the misfortune goddess and making it so they will always lose)
With this strategy no one could beat the two girls until Yukari changed the boundary between master and slave (within this system of possession) turning the whole strategy upside down.
Reminder if your setting is a:
paper level
subreality fodder
subfictional fraud
matrix simulation tier
below fictional level jobber
seen as fiction within its own fictional verse
Then your entire cosmology effortlessly loses to wall level Kratos with zero wank. You cannot recover from this.
None of these have (make it so there’s no boundary between weak and strong willpower
And they also assume you can manipulate the laws aroujd Simon’s powers which the AS could not
Popeye vs SpongeBob in a nutshell.
Show Kratos breaking a real world wall
Threadly reminder novels are featless and just statements.
AS doesn't have that power
I never noticed this before but the dude was punching Spongebob in the dick when he was in his bed sleeping. Spongebob probably had an orgasm from that.
Honestly I want to give an actual critique of Death Battle on r/DeathBattle, but they are in such a shitposting stream of accusing both Tom and Wile E of all sorts of crimes and unpopular events that it would just get lost in the waves.
Outright said the reason Kyle couldn’t do it as seen by him altering plank lengths and laws of physics is because the Anti-Spiral offered a version in the Super Spiral Soace where it controlled all the laws of physics yet Simon ignored that anyways.
Gurren Lagann: Episode 24 - I Will Never Forget This Minute This Second said:
Leeron: Where is the voice coming from?
Cybela: It's coming from all directions simultaneously!
Dayakka: How can that be?
LordGenome Bio-Computer: This is a malleable universe. They can control it according to their every whim. It is no exaggeration to say that our enemy is the universe itself.
Bill's more fucked up. Mort is pretty chill comparatively unless you count those noncanon shitpost comics where the gang kill themselves
yep, only the laws of physics (which yukari can manipulate too but that's besides the point). not concepts.
AKCSHUALLY the anti-spiral has boundary manipulation too! probably!
What a fucking fraud. I'm starting to doubt the result of the fight too.
The anti-spiral already tried that heh
When?
Uhhh... well I... maybe if you squint here... in my fanfiction...
Cuckposting won't turn your skin white, jeet. Go back to your verse where you get raped by your canine BVLL.
Erased the concept of breasts
Reminder that superCHAD puts Gokek in the ground
If informational level erasure not conceptual? If so, what’s the difference
Ghost kamina? Has boundary manipulation.
b-but
Explain ghost kamina without sounding atheist.
bring me Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Physics are laws governed by Logic
Logic is governed by Math
Math is governed by information
I'm starting to doubt the result of the fight too.
Why?
2. Hire a better 3D animator.
oh that's helpful "just get someone better." why doesn't every series do that?
meant for
HULK AM SCARED
STREET LEVEL CHADS WHERE ARE YOU
I noticed your thing didn’t actually include where concepts fit in that hierarchy ?
BREAKING NEWS
Kyle and Simon have chosen to move to India and to get married to each other
Below information
...*camera zooms out to a shot of kyle posting on his pc*
Sounds like being able to erase Nia informationally beats Toohou
Once again Gurren Lagann wins
no I'm not Kyle and I'm posting on my phone on a treadmill
Nia resisted being erased for a week straight sooo ya
As a person who scales both and like both, fate and strange are so inconsistently powerful even by superhero standards that it's probably the least measurable matchup people talk about. Zatanna Tynion would get turbo-stomped by Wanda, she owes him a handjob or something.
Ant-Man...
Lmao
the entirety of DC and its fodder GOYmology gets raped by a dog btw
unironically admitting to phoneposting
kill the site for good this time
"Everyone" meaning exclusively mouth-breathers, of course.
nah, my heroes have great anal muscles to impede getting raped
*erases the concept of information*
Who do they face off with?
Starts replying to himself making up how other verses work
she won. simon couln't even affect her in any way, she's magic and he has 0 answers to that.
Superchad is my hero btw
unironically still mindbroken by DCDCDC and KYLEKYLEKYLE
his only cope is still JEETJEETJEET
How did a company that produces marginal children's entertainment destroy your ego so thoroughly? It's quite something to behold kek
CANOOOOOOOON
Why don’t you argue how deletion at the informational level is different from deletion on a conceptual level if there is one?
Damn, ttgl's concepts are below informations? Touhou's are above that, sounds like he's a bit out of his league :(
It's time...
FUARK, my room is SHAKING
Nikke
Kyle's life equation will take care of it.
but can she counter this?
GET OUT OF UKRAINE RIGHT NOW
BUT ANON I LIVE IN THE US
below informations
plural
Information is specific data with context, often organized and structured, that can be used to inform a person or system. A concept, on the other hand, is a mental construct, a general idea or category used to organize and classify information.
Here's a more detailed breakdown:
Information:
Purpose: To convey knowledge or meaning.
Structure: Can be organized in various ways, like data, facts, or ideas.
Context: Requires context to be meaningful.
Example: The temperature in Union City, NJ is 70 degrees Fahrenheit.
How it's used: To make decisions, solve problems, or learn.
Concept:
Purpose: To represent a general idea or category.
Structure: Abstract and mental, not concrete.
Context: Often serves as a foundation for understanding and organizing information.
Example: The concept of "weather".
How it's used: To categorize, classify, and understand information.
Concept would indeed be below information.
Can write it down in a philosophy textbook
Above informational level
Define concept without using information
did you mean to reply to someone else?
AAAAAUUUUUUGGH TOO MUCH SCIENCE
I... CAN'T!
Since they were willing to translate Otoko and manga media for TTGL, does that mean them doing Ness Vs Frisk is way more likely? I hope so, Frisk needs a fucking fight before Sans.
KEK
My Fuhrer...
The Life Equation...
Who should Spider-man fight when he inevitably returns to the show?
Could Superman defeat the Blob from CDDA?
yeah informations, plural. they didn't access the fundamental memory of the universe or something like that, just her local information. stop acting like the made up vsbw fanfiction powersystem can be applied to everything if the correct words are said regardless of context.
Muh science and philosophy
Sorry, Magic.
Fire [the writer]
In exchange for….who?
...The following will stay here: Halfags, Superfags, Batfags, Ravenfags, Kentfags, Zatannafags, Darkseidfags...
The Ninja Turtles?
He got gaped by russians doebeit
Bill Dickey could propably fight some street level superheroes. The time skip epilogue alone gives him insane durability and charisma feats.
Mort is getting absolutely washed
Who wants a Death Battle with no death? I don’t care if your feelings got hurt when Ben 10 died, this is kill or be killed. Thunderdome style.
Me, get ready for hits like Goku VS 11 tons and Superman vs Russians!
He's also into BDSM, Lois has chains and whips for clark
Another argument concluded with simonfags making up feats and rules until they get shut down... sad!
Only kylefags are mindbroken about the canon DB result.
wouldn't breast erasure be not very good conceptual erasure? existence can live on with or without boobs just really sad
Oh god, Yukari… I was trying to delete Simon’s verse, and I accidentally made you pregnant with 10 kids with my mind alone… I’m so sorry…
I have no idea who he's replying to. I told him to get off his fucking phone and he replied some weird seethe to me about DC or whatever
Is it still true the Force is Anakin’s dad?
without boobs
If you can call that living.
???????
You don't understand, breasts enhance Spiral Energy. By erasing them, the Anti-Spiral weakens his enemies while also denying them booba.
Yes. The Force made Anakin and the prophecy in response to Darth Plagueis trying to manipulate midichlorians to make himself immortal.
I think so, Anakin is an immaculate conception nigga
breasts getting the menacing menacing menacing
It's ok Luke, I gave you a womb and transferred them to it, don't worry no offence taken.
en.wikipedia.org
Everything exists as essential beings unique within themselves with essence but devoid of quality
Leave threads for a few days
Suddenly talk is about Simon Vs Touhou and mpreg
Only Kaisen Vs Fleetway Sonic can save us now. Hope it happens soon!
mpreg
Hot
How the hell would that work if he's supposed to be superhuman and shit. Wouldn't he be too durable for the "equipment" to work?
How strong would a Luke × Yukari son or daughter be?
Lukeposter and Inviciblevsgohanposter are my two favorite people here, keep up the good work.
mindwalks and lets the fetuses fall out of his ghost body
What about me anon?
don't ever mention that shitty matchup ever again
what about fujoshiko
I can't the information was conceptually erased.
Fodder enough to get THRASHED by KINGtos, even at MAX POTENTIAL.
What the hell
I will now explicitly bring it up and ask what the team’s thoughts are on the fight in the next Fireside chat specifically to spite you.
that's unironically how touhou's cosmology works at the most primordial level, boundaries (concepts) shape the conceptless essence into reality
The chains are a reference to another superman story, I forgot which one. Also whips that destroy stars duh
Conceptual fags clinging to thousands of years outdated Plato's world of forms stating concepts exist separately instead of the modern neoplatonist one that information exists separately from us, that Plato would agree with if he didn't live in 400BC.
You've failed to appreciate the importance of Plato.
jesus christ, luke
Kratos = Jiren
KINGtos = CHADren
LINGtos = El Hermano
Lukeposter = Tienbro?
Cuckposter = The B
What other comparisons are there?
Words
Definitions
Axioms
Space
Light emitting from my computer to my eyes
Touhoubros...... we're frauds
CHADmon the CHADgger
Bejita doesn't deserve to be compared to that degenerate.
how touhou's cosmology works at the most primordial level, boundaries (concepts) shape the conceptless essence into reality
Post proof
You mean whips forged with the mass of a star or...? If it is, then doesn't that present the problem of Lois not having the strength to carry them around or use them?
Can the TTGL novels be read anywhere
Yup yup
... is what cuckySimon thinks of himself as while he watches Kamina the BVLL fuck his wife in front of him
i don't know what this post says because information was erased
HOLY FUARK MY SCREEN IS SHAKING
KYLEBROS??
Kyle lost. 1-0 for Simon. Sorry, jeet.
check that Parkinson
NTA but CHADformation creates youkai by tricking humans into being afraid of things they don't understand and anthropomorphizing them, the youkai are a concept created by humanity's fear based on CHADformation therefor youkai are based on CHADformation, this applies to gods and magic in general btw
Who's the /dbs/ equivalent of CHADmon?
I can't help but think of a really obnoxious looking digimon everytime I read Chadmon
And Simon lost 2 girls to BVLL Kamina
when you use filters you'll barely even know he's here, and thus the problem doesn't exist if you can't see it
15-0*
Nah the whips are joke, but the chains are an actual reference to a superman story from when he was a gladiator
I tried to erase the information of cuckposts but it was useless, they just made more... if only I had the power to manipulate concepts instead....
CleanGOD
Fraudwatch
...in your headcanon. Meanwhile Kyle lost the canon deathbattle. I am really really sorry for you. Your favorite character in fiction lost and now you might have to consider suicide.
Nah not really, at the very least, it was likely something they were very much encouraged to do considering who their parent company was at the time. I do think that DC is a pretty high-tier verse, but the way they wanked the ever-living shit out of some of the higher end feats when they were going up against Marvel high tiers like Wanda, Hulk, and fucking Raven felt egregious.
B- bu- but Black Adam...!
Black Adam was among the worst performing DC films and a box office bomb. Everyone at Warner knew it was an embarrassment to keep around which is why they fed him to a top-of-B-tier X-Men villain that won because of an comic book page with Archangel and the Phoenix force that didn't even involve him to begin with.
Some were definitely paid shill matches though, but they usually wore that on their sleeve. The most damning of them all, however, was their promotion of Overwatch under their video of Tracer beating Scout.
New podcast coming soon
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therefor youkai are based on CHADformation, this applies to gods and magic in general btw
Sounds like the AS being able to delete them on the informational level is an easy win
Halbros...
Zly or grand priest if you really like simon
we get it you have a fetish, raj. you made it absolutely clear for a month that you're an ntr loving coomer.
Simply DELETE the c*ckposts from your reality by using the BOVNDLESS conceptual power of the Filter.
No one, too busy marrying me.
...Well, half of them.
they wanked the ever-living shit out of some of the higher end feats when they were going up against Marvel high tiers like Wanda, Hulk, and fucking Raven felt egregious.
They didn’t even do that with Doomsday vs Hulk. They were both like planet level
youCHADS can also come back after having been completely erased btw
but the thing is that the gods (who already "existed" before concepts) gave names to "things", defining boundaries between them and thus giving them qualities
this includes "things" such as time, space, the concept of movement, the concept of existence and nonexistence etc
Fate
Eh, it's a toss-up
Doomsday
Doomsday won that because Death Battle gave him comic book logic. Meanwhile, Hulk got sent to the oxygen club because Death Battle gave him real-world biochemistry. How the fuck was that fair?
Static
Didnt care that he won, but I disliked the theming of the match being "wards of two of the most iconic big 2 heroes" when Static is just off the mark
they resist that and can come back from it
youCHADS can also come back after having been completely erased btw
Kyouko's species was about to die out because CHADformation about her species actually being the physical phenomenon of ECHOES was literally killing her existence
yup yup the CHADti-CHADral just erases the CHADformation sustaining PLAPkari's existence.
conceptGODS win again over informationcels
but I disliked the theming of the match being "wards of two of the most iconic big 2 heroes"
The theme was contemporary black takes on Peter Parker . McDuffie made it very clear Static was always meant to be Peter coded
Who in death battle is a bigger pedo than HAL??????
YUP YUP
First of all. Which js if? Resisting if so it doesn’t happen or it happening but coming back anyways?
Secondly, post it
They didn’t even do that with Doomsday vs Hulk. They were both like planet level
Nope, they scaled Doomsday to Superman's level, and even WAY more than that because they brought up the time Superman fought him again in the 90's where he was supposedly much stronger, and still beat him.
Hulk didn't even get past fucking CONTINENTAL because they couldn't think of a scenario where someone that could generate limitless power could possibly beat someone that they scaled to Superman because "well, he's literally just like Superman!" and so they gave Hulk the stupid biochem argument to justify why he lost even though it was complete bull. They even had the gall to claim that this was the only way that Hulk ever powers down.
Information here is basically the entirety of reality from conceptual existence to actual physical existence. Qualia, ideas, logic, math, philosophy, science etc, are all bounded by Physics and Metaphysics together into information, in such a way that "God" is holding together reality by simply, being or providing information like Buddha, Azathoth dreaming or a computer running a simulation.
This is what Plato was getting at, but he didn't have access to books or computers.
Deathstroke.
Wiz: With The Hulk's immeasurable power and Doomsday's impossible immortality, this truly felt like a fight between an unstoppable force and an immovable object.
Boomstick: Hulk may have had the advantage in raw strength, at least at his full potential, but Doomsday could certainly hold his ground. His victories against the likes of Superman and Darkseid prove he can take a hit from someone strong enough to break planets.
Nope. Planets.
yeah that's what is usually called "concepts" in powerscaling, and is called "boundaries" in touhou. and notably it's not something the anti-spiral has demonstrated the ability to affect.
yeah well i could beat up jeff foxworthy
So what sparked Sonic scalers to huddle under Archie Sonic? I can't imagine that there were that many of them prior to the Super Genesis Wave.
Nia erasure
Their undying love for Ken Penders.
NTA but Hulk has similar levels of regen and healing so he definitely should've been able to take on whatever Doomsday could throw at him. Scaling Hulk to planetary level is kinda bullshit since we know from older Hulk comics that he's capable of going infinite.
The theme of "nerdy black teenage superhero from an alternate continuity" is pretty good
strong enough to break planets
Anon, they literally admitted later on that they made a mistake at putting Hulk's strength to planet level because other people brought up other scans that showed Hulk's strength going much further than that
As someone who's read 90% of Hulk stuff, Hulk's regen seems spotty. Sometimes, it's instant healing, while other times, his wounds stay open and bleeding.
We’re talking what they did at the time
show me where it says this in canon and i'll accept it
This is what Plato wa—
why the fuck are you wanking Plato?
I don't know why you replied to me twice, but the point is that their reasoning for Hulk not being able to beat Doomsday because it was "a fight between and unstoppable force and an immovable object" is utter horseshit and they know it. They just didn't want to admit that they had no real answer for it.
If Death Battle takes the characters at their best, then it shouldn't matter until there's a definite comparison between them. They scaled Hulk to Superman in Venom vs Bane, so they should have comparable levels of bullshit strength and power anyways.
Doomsday's everything is spotty, man. He got killed permanently by Imperiex, the guy with the 12.3D galaxies inside him. He's also a massive jobber outside of like two storylines.
dodge this
Oh true. Hell, didn't Doomsday in the DCAU regenerate his frontal lobe after Justice Syndicate Kent Clarkson lobotomized him?
casual Information-buster
proceeds to destroy your verse, above, below, outside, everywhere, nowhere, and all that is real and not real.
Plato was a soiboy cuck loser who self-inserted as his dead teacher and wrote an entire book where said self-insert goes around debating strawmen who proceed to suck him off after getting BTFO’d. Republic is probably the most pathetic thing I’ve ever read, singlehandedly convincing me that philosophy was a narcissistic waste of time, and that “platonic concepts” deserve to be sub-human level.
Why?
It wouldn't apply to comics Doomsday, but he did, though it took him months or something. Then he jobbed to Superman trapping him inside hardened lava.
annihilates you by making fun of you in his non-fiction scifi story
Its tied to his anger level
Chat is this true?
Nigga, did you forget when imperiex vaporized his ass with a single blast? This was canon.
true
his system didn't advance shit. it was aristotle's system that led us where we are at right now
To make it even more hilarious, Superman literally tanked that same full blast and his ass didn't get annihilated either. How're they supposed to be scaled the same if one of them died and the other only bruised his fucking skin?
non-fiction scifi story
it's true
kek
PLATO WINS AGAIN
Did you mean to reply to someone else? I literally said that in my post.
Is Brazilian Phonk the strongest musical genre?
Aristotle: You fucking IDIOT, obviously MATERIAL is real and the FORMS isn't, LOOK AT THIS ROCK PLATO, IT IS INHERENTLY A ROCK.
Plato: Yeah but your SENSES transposed ROCKNESS onto it
Aristotle: Yeah, and my senses hold these concepts.
Plato: Yes but prove your senses aren't a crude internalized PROJECTION of your mind onto a world that ISN'T ACTUALLY REAL in the way you internalize it.
Aristotle: S-SHUT UP!
Plato: Prove red exists
Aristotle: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK
led us where we are at right now
post philosophy actually doing something tangible and being a real science.
Oh shit, yeah I meant to reply to the person you were replying to.
this actually happened in rome btw source: lucian lived to write about it
Ironically enough, you're literally doing it right now
Kick logic out and do the impossible
ok *beats simon*
*Tears your entire verse into fundamental information, unironicaly*
Poohchads... it is time.
>Aristotle: Yeah
He wouldn't say that. Read Metaphysics.
yes impregnate the men
that filename
Actual perfect matchup
all you did was punch kittan
Well no he didn't tank it, he would have died, but Darkseid boomtubed him out.
Side note, I always want to say Dark Seed instead of Dark Side.
Remember that John Constantine (guy who views DC's entire cosmology as fiction, and live in the real world) got GAPED by a dog and that means that all of DC is literally dog semen tier.
This doesn’t count! Reee!
that dog solos fiction then
anon, aristotle's approach is what led us to find chemistry and quantum mechanics
Plato's approach is dealism/sophistry and Aristotle's approach is empiricism/operationalism.
I mean the Scientific Method arose out of philosophical pursuits.
Phantom Zone
sophistry
Plato's contribution is coaching the empiricists in logically dodging and overcoming sophistry.
Unironically, a critical foundation of all of science and philosophy.
B-B-B-B…
REMINDER TO ALL DCKEKS in this thread:
Men being raped is very common in DC. So common there used to be a rape page on their wikia before it got deleted.
Nightwing
raped by Tarantula, Mirage, and Raven (kinda). statutory raped by a woman named Liu and was probably like 2 weeks of grooming away from being raped by her cult leader boyfriend too. considering he was also hypnotized by Dala in the early 80s Batman he was probably raped by her too
Batman
retconned to have been raped by Talia until they unretconned it. raped by Sid Vicious in Fortunate Son elseworld
Kyle Rayner
raped by Bueno Excellente
Lobo
Also raped by Bueno Excellente
Aquaman
raped by Siren (Mera's sister)
Damage
sexually abused as a kid by Dr Polaris
Jack Knight Starman
raped by Mist
Mikaal Starman
raped by some fat socialite
Apollo
by some Avengers expy
Midnighter
Prometheus disguised himself as a normal guy and had sex with him multiple times as part of the ruse
Green Arrow
raped by Shado
Swamp Thing
raped by an alien entity called Technis
Vril Dox
raped by Stealth
Constantine
raped by a dog
Red Hood
Winick implied multiple times that Jason was raped as a child
Jericho
was groomed by one of his dad's friends
you're literally communicating to us through a device based on technology that was built on the very foundational bedrock principles of that real science itself
holy trips
DCKEKS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH NONONO ITS SO FUCKING OVER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ooohhohoho, ohoooooonooooooooo hahaha
All the c*ckposting and rape fantasies truly were just projection, KEKYPOW
at least kaijufag never cuckposted
Kamina cuck worshipper
You've never backed up that Simon worshipped Kamina. Or that he dressed like him. Or that he acted like him.
Honestly, the slim and lanky general with military cap Zod was amazing design
TRIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPSSSSSS OF TRVVVVVVVKKKKKKEEEE
ANTI-SPIRAL DID IT
ANTI-SPIRAL DID IT
ANTI-SPIRAL DID IT
post /dbs/ not seething about DC for more than five minutes
Extremely stiff nonchalant posing
Just puts their hand out
Everyone is launched for some reason with their head faced straight upward
Best Saint Seiya reference ever. Did they fall on their faces in the next page too?
Shigaraki vs Mahito reached 3m views after 2 months, continuing to rise
Deku vs Asta is sitting at 3.4m views having released 4 years ago, will soon be surpassed
Dekubros... what makes CHADgaraki such a beloved LEGEND? What does he have that we don't?
DC is full of survivors....
Superman was prison-raped by Russians, Batman was raped by Sid Vicious, and Spider-Man was raped by his childhood friend Skip when he was Peter Parker
All big three superheroes have been sodomized canonically
The answer is obviously that whatever episode MORO animates for will do well.
Kamina is dead, Raj.
Simon never got with and never had a shot with Yoko. Nia also never met Kamina and the only thing she knew is that he was important to people and wondered what he was like. She's all about Simon, not Kamina.
this literally happened
He's too strong.....
fights a battle in 20 real years
your fraudiverses just couldn't
My HEROES tanked that btw
Moro said on the cast his most wanted matchup to animate is Yuji vs Denji
How we feeling about this?
Fucking everything involves philosophy. Political candidates are supposed to give their philosophies in the first place so that people will vote for them (of course, they lie, but that's still what they're meant to do).
Nightwing's section is thrice the length of the others
I don't know if that's impressive or sad
Gokekbros..... we get GAPED by SUB-FICTIONman?!?!?
Has Wonder Woman ever been raped?
I know The guy who made Bueno Excelente wanted to write a story about her being raped but ultimately that went nowhere
and Raven (kinda)
Explain.
Potential for kino, personally I think DB will give Denji the win (an outcome I agree with btw) if nothing else to appease the CSM mans by not giving them a second loss in a row to JJK
to the surprise of absolutely no one, it was dcjeets projecting.
No. Raping le strong super woman is baddy bad. It'll never happen in comics outside of a very select few instances.
Wondy did rape a guy by technicality in the movies though, remember the seethe over it. Was pretty funny.
Speaking of, Cheetah did try to rape Wally once, but didn't manage to get away with it
That's el hermano gaping gokek btw, sissyman gets gaped by normal human russians
IIRC, Peter didn't get raped; he almost got molested.
Are there any popular CSM matchups that don't involve JJK? The only one that comes to mind is Power vs Foo Fighters.
Why are we forgetting Deathstroke and his "flings" with underage girls?
It's a list about male characters getting raped.
Also DC writers are so openly unhinged they called the little girl Slade slept with pure evil and the implication was that she was the one grooming and raping him
Also DC writers are so openly unhinged they called the little girl Slade slept with pure evil and the implication was that she was the one grooming and raping him
That is straight out of a fucking doujinshi
I like Asa vs Fuuko and Denji vs Kaiman
How long would a list of female characters be?
Gay rape fantasies
See?
Black Canary, Sue Dibny, Huntress...I'm pretty sure that's it.
fantasies
DC STORIES OUT OF NOWHERE
Did Hal Jordan fucking write this shit
Not #OURGIRL Katana, who called it out in Other History of the DC Universe issue 3
fun fact, the retcon for hal's relationship with his little girl is that she was actually 210 earth years old in her alien timeframe
Death Battle thread
look inside
ntr porn, cuckoldry, gay fantasy, male on male rape
Either battleboarding needs to die, or you faggots need to purge the browns infesting your 'hobby' - which I'm sure loops back to battleboarding needing to die.
This doesn’t make sense because most people don’t even know the names of the animators. The reality is that it’s two popular anime characters going head to head.
Why would us CSMbros need to be appeased when most hate Makima? I agree that Denji wins (especially since his scaling and direct feats outclass Yuji’s) but let’s not pretend that anyone’s particularly upset about Makima dying.
it's just /dbs/
he says, on Anon Babble
The quality of these threads would skyrocket if india was rangebanned
That's cute.
Meanwhile, according to the actual creators of the character:
This is literally the only battle boarding place with this sort of behavior. Also
Hobby judging on Anon Babble
Which loli thread did you come from.
/dbs/ has been here for years and it wasn't this gay
Anon Babble pass lets the user avoid range bans.
I can't believe Hal used his powers to retcon the universe into making her legal
He can't get any more power
He might just outright lower the age of consent
If you want something on-topic, they showed a couple of shots from Wile vs Tom's animation on the cast. Being done by Luis (same guy who did Jack vs Afro and Scooby vs Courage and directs most sprite fights)
"Woah good god! This little girl is a slut!"
Simps itt will disregard and insist the diagnosed sociopath is 'innocent' and 'can be saved' lol
I remember when this place was good
just compare the threads during season 8 or 9 to the threads now and you'll see the downgrade
That should be changed to disallow that, but rangebanning would still cull a lot of the degenerates
Tara Markov
TARA
TERRA
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Other one they showed
I think it looks really good, both are very on-model and the environment is fun
This fucking loser gets a wife who loves him no matter what and he REFUSES to bring her back to life despite infinite power. What a little shit.
it wasn't this gay
This little girl is a slut!
What the fuck?
ok but will Mammy Two-Shoes show up?
It had Akane!
Nice, looks cool
i simp for my little slut and will proudly be raped at rock point by her
Hey, I will destroy you
Hey, you will die now
Hey, my power is too great
Hey, your power is nothing
I am ANGRY ANG-ANG-ANG-ANG-ANGRY
I AM THE RAGE
STRENGTH, STRENGTH, STRENGTH, STRENGTH, I AM THE STRENGTH
He didn’t get “almost molested” he actually got molested, just off-screen. The panel said he couldn’t leave after Skip started touching him.
I was expecting the fight to take place in the desert/canyons, the place where Wile E's cartoons take place. I had an idea for how the fight would begin; Tom is traveling with his Jerry and their owners, Tom gets knocked out, interrupts one of Wile E's schemes, he gets pissed and they fight. The museum setting could work too, I guess. Two things I instantly noticed
The Scream
The TARDIS
These have to be references to Looney Tunes Back in Action, right?
Oh, rip.
Too much shitposting is the issue.
Honestly at first I just thought that this was a genuine screenshot from a T&J cartoon.
I was expecting the fight to take place in the desert/canyons
I imagine it will start out in the house with Tom chasing Jerry and transition to the canyon when the Roadrunner gets more involved. Luis said on the cast he basically wanted the fight to feel like an authentic animation from both series.
this is the final step before achieving greatness, it's just a lot of the most important male rape victims in history: Plato, Bach, Michelangelo, were sexed before such things were properly recorded.
is that even canon anymore?
Is it really a matter of /dbs/ making a colony here? What even is the origin of /dbs/'s mental defects?
Yes anon I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that two episodes Moro animated are also the two episodes with by far the most views of the entire season.
green goblin made a deal with mephisto to make sure peter's rape stays canon forever
no they were here even during the golden age of these threads
Too much time spent without new CHADgon CHAD content and a build-up of shitposting that degenerated into the schizo-posting that infests the Halls these days.
Considering that one episode was between two iconic gaming villains and the other was between two popular Shonen villains and just popular Shonen anime’s in general, I think it’s safe to assume that a good portion of the views came from their inherent popularity. I’m not attempting to discredit Moro’s skills here, I think he’s a top three animator, but sometimes you have to call it how it is.
I am unironically hyped for this one.
I don't know, or really care, who wins but I feel this one is going to be Kino.
Knowing how rape and trauma are big parts of “character development” to comic twitter now (which is majority populated by tumblr refugees) if it isn’t now it eventually will be.
And there’s nothing indicating it’s not canon, either. It was part of a series of PSAs involving drug intervention and things like AIDs. It was just superheroes helping the community and teaching them about societal dangers, which isn’t necessarily something that would be non-canon.
It's obviously just both, they're high viewed because they feature popular characters and the fact that they have very high quality animations means they're spread around and shared more so they get even more views.
Too much unfunny and outright seething malicious malignant shitposting. Like faggots made this their whole identity and take everything seriously. Terminally online faggots you can find here 24/7. It's just pathetic.
The shitposting only got this bad on the off-season but unfortunately with more sensationalist episodes (Kratos v Asura and Kyle v Simon) their shitposting overshadows everything else in the new era.
I just... don't get it. Like the shitposting turned from just inside jokes that didn't actually make sense to some of the most vile stuff.
I’m pretty sure that a good portion of the views also just come from people rewatching, since that also gives a view.
"You think you're strong? HULK'S STRONGEST THERE IS!"
"YES SHOW ME!!!! BREAK THE WORLD!!!! B R E A K. E V E R Y T H I N G!"
That episode was pure Kino
You are retarded if you think BvE and SvM would have done nearly as well if they were animated as poorly as shit like Krasura. Omnilander blew up because of the animation, not because of the characters.
Don't they like, need diggers? It's like making fun of someone for being a doctor.
In ancient times, people needed peasants, but nobles still looked down on them.
What the fuck happened to /dbs/?
bruh everyone knows Omni-Man and Homelander now
Simon is one of the greatest diggers alive.
Omnilander absolutely blew up because of the characters lmao. The episode was a mediocre at best animation but it happened at the effective peak of both Invincible and The Boy’s popularity. Obviously Bowser Vs Eggman and Mahito Vs Shiggy wouldn’t have done as good if it was another Kratsura situation because that would’ve just rawdogged people’s want to share or rewatch it, but a lot of the heavy lifting absolutely came from the character’s inherent popularity. Not to say that that’s a bad thing or even a dig at Moro’s skills, his work absolutely gets people hooked.
Admittedly I spend too much time here, but I am usually trying to do sincere arguments.
Literally just the cast talking about Omni-Man vs Homelander got over 100k views. Omni-Man's preview alone was the highest viewed preview of that season.
A peasant is still a peasant.
Daima broke them
saw a fake leak for a PSASBR 2 that got me and now im mad
who wins?
Master Hand vs Polygon Man
Yet only the DB animation had millions of views compared to the other animations of Omni-man vs Homelander. Quit coping.
Omni-Man vs Homelander's animation isn't mind blowing but it gets the job done, and the script importantly plays into what the average viewer wants to see out of the matchup and has a lot of now iconic bits.
It's really just a reflection of the times. Modern culture has a few issues with it to say the least, and people who spend a considerable amount of time online will be exposed to all of it. All the echo chambers, excessive social media, doomscrolling, pornography, negativity, bad parenting, addictions, real life issues caused by shitty people in power, etc, will WARP a person and cause them to do such things like post their cuck and rape fetishes because their favorite fictional character lost a fight
Nature of Smash Bros is in imagination. PSASBR is somehow canon to a lot of the participating games, so as a result Polygon Man is more powerful because his power is more a result of his set up.
you mean besides the guy posting the same shit for over three years?
Yeah because DB is like, the biggest and most consistent Vs show.
I know. My point is that using THAT fight as an example of the animation specifically being what people want to see and most not coming in because it’s freaking Omni-Man and Homelander is silly. The same animator did Rick Vs The Doctor, and that is FAR better than Omni-Man Vs Homelander animation wise. A better example would probably be Saitama Vs Popeye. Regardless, it’s not like an episode doing good because of popularity of the characters is a dig at the person animating it.
It isn't even if they lose, anymore. Just any possibility of facing a challenge brings this shit out. Look at simonfag and his dog dick fetish as an example. Clearly something deep seated and vile coming to the surface.
totally real leak
Strong warriors are welcome in these halls. It doesn't matter where they come from.
Blasto
Sniff...
What about Oogtar from the Super Mario World cartoon?
Maybe I am just naive, but I tend to expect most people to be acting out of some amount of sincerity. Like no one wants to be an asshole just for the sake of it within how I see the world, usually there has to be something driving them one way or another.
I'll just have to stick to my own standards and not be swayed.
moeshitter leaches
Beaten, broken, mind broken and cast to the wayside by Daima
Unless they're literal who's and moeshit, of course.
PlayStation All-Stars is canon to Little Big Planet meaning Polygon Man gets Sackboy scaling which is above everything in Smash
little big plan-
BRAAAAAAP
meaning polygon ma-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
gets sackboy sca
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
which is above everything in sma-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY
I don't exactly get why Daima shattered them so much. From the outset it seemed like it was just a project that was made for the fun of it rather than something superduper serious. I think a lot of audiences these days have problems with managing expectations.
Of course.
Isn't playstation all stars also canon to god of war?
first thing i see is wander
you know how fucking stupid Sony is? they own that. When Superbot asked Team ICO if they could use some of their stuff they were STILL rejected.
sony fucked over those devs so hard and i'll never forgive em
yes somehow since it's meant to take place after 2 but before 3 even if it makes no sense
I once saw someone say that DB was biased towards Omni-Man/Invincible because he was more popular at the time, and their argument for why that was is somehow due to Daima? I don’t get it.
They are about powerscaling and battle boarding and then the franchise releases a downgrade prequel about kid goku that is basically moeshit.
So your favorite verse gets nerfed and stagnates power-wise, and your only outlet for your hobby is to flee to Anon Babble and death battle and shitpost there.
However, since your verse has stagnated and isn't reaching new heights set by GT and super, you need to hide behind other franchises, shitposts and irony.
Shitters who based their entire identity on a show for kids, nothing more. You're witnessing inglorious ego death.
This is a new one. usually its just changing their names to shit like MASTERBAITER hand or POLYAMOUROUS man
because it wasn't good and was boring
Daima is unironically shit.
Theres always something driving this kind of behavior, it's always personal issues in their lives + allowing their inner demons to dictate their behavior. Theres an emptiness inside them, and they try to fill that emptiness by upsetting others, gaining their attention and causing pain which gives them a little dopamine hit, which relieves the emptiness for a short while. They'd be much happier if they just sorted themselves out and were good to themselves and others, but that's difficult and being an asshole who chases after instant gratification is easy.
It's a deplorable state of affairs, anon, but things won't always be like this. You got the right idea, just stick to your standards, focus on being the best you and keep on going.
How is it a downgrade? Super is still canon, and still happens afterwards. Hell, if anything its an upgrade, since ki was confirmed to be magic, so Superman’s actually weak to all of Goku’s attacks now.
that filename
You from /dbs/?
Dragon Ball was never good.
I do think that DB is methodologically biased towards Invincible, but that is a result of a number of factors. You tend to see more comic booky elements like name dropping different cosmic structures like galaxies and such.
Also recency of the show indicates that there was more likelihood that the researchers for the episode were wrapped up in their personal enthusiasm for Nolan and thereby created more motivation for those researchers to push his numbers up.
WarioGOD detected
How odd that we're treating /dbs/ posters like they're human...
gandalf solos
silence moeshitter
Yup yup
Nigga, I just finished calling out moeshit. Sort your shit out.
Shame what happened to /dbs/.
That's silly. Then again I have sorta defaulted to Goku being multi-universal/universal+ from Super, and I don't really have anything invested in seeing him get pushed higher and higher.
Dragon Ball Daima out of NOWHERE
tfw 3 - 0
Boutta be 3-1
I was at /dbs/ circa 2016 - 2018 (when the show was airing), everything just spun off of the memestorm that was Gohan Blanco and then it attained "general syndrome" where it wanted to be a 24/7 thread despite chapters of the manga coming out months apart.
Yea. The Halls have degraded into a sorry state, but they won't remain like this. The current state of schizo-shit-posting is merely a limit, and the CHADS OF Anon Babble will always surpass their limits.
GvS? THE VS DEBATE
148874810
Remove yourself from these halls, phoneposter.
Oh this is cute.
lol
editing 20 tons on weights
AU Superman
didn't Goku survive in a not-black hole in the Super anime
the "not" part of that is very important
This always seemed silly to me, are you really telling me these planet/solar system/galaxy/universe/dimension busting/shaking demi-gods couldn't lift a couple of tons? Ki empowers their entire self, not just their blasts, they should easily be capable of swinging around gorillions of tons.
They should also be able to breathe in space,lel
To be fair doesn't dc have some bull shit about everything is canon? Also I know there's an image of goku withstanding a black hole compared to superman struggling
POLYAMOUROUS man
Lmao
WillEbros are trying to control the narrative so people believe Tom is a pedophile on twitter.
Honestly the Tom vs Wile E discussion on the subreddit is straight up unhinged.
Because he was going after a 17 year old cat. You know, which is like 84 in cat years?
unhinged
You spelt kino wrong.
kino
Go back.
My mistake, I'll go back to discussing cucks and dog rape then.
We need to be better men
-Kratos
My cat died with that age. I honestly believed cats could go much higher. But it makes sense, they're smaller than dogs on average.
Most wtf claim made by DB, go
Goofy shitposting about Tom being Hitler’s right hand man
VERSUS
Talking about mpreg and which DC characters got raped
Hard choice…
Boomstick: At first glance, speed seems like a shoe-in for Asura. Kratos is quick, but he never dodged a universe crossing laser.
Wiz: That doesn't mean he couldn't. Remember, as usual, we look at these characters at their peak, free from gameplay restrictions.
Dio can mind control the omnipresent Schrodingercard.
Those two things don’t contradict each other.
Fuck off, Swan.
Kratos struggled against some old guy with wings stitched to his back
I'd just like to talk about things without having to wade through a bunch of people that are agenda posting instead of actually addressing the questions at hand.
It's honestly Death Battle's fault. It is nearly impossible to talk about how characters would fair in an episode without knowing what all is on the table. Like Ash vs Yugi inherently depends on a lot of decisions that the team would make.
I'd take that over the discussion here being dominated with cuckposting, Indian posting, and samefagging from both sides
Does that mean Nuly solos GOW and Godzilla verse?
Well they intrinsically don’t contradict each other lol. Other than being fictional concepts that can differ between mediums, Al being omnipresent doesn’t mean that he can’t be controlled. There’s literally no basis for that line of thinking.
But remember, Icarus fell because he flew close to the sun
Who is the sun in God of War? Helios
That means Icarus is MFTL+ since he scales to Helios' light
Just like Kratos
It was an even match
free from gameplay restrictions
son gets kidnapped by Baldur
game transitions into cutscene
runs at the average human speed to try and get him back
SLOWtos…
There’s literally no basis for that line of thinking.
Other than the part where Dio wouldn't be able to mind control him because Alucard is literally everywhere and nowhere all at once, on top of it being fucking Alucard and there being zero chance dipshit Dio could hypnotize him to begin with.
Yugioh jobs Hard to MTG
New thread
And being every and nowhere at once means he can’t be controlled because…? You haven’t given any evidence for your claim other than assumption.
reveals himself to just be mad that Al lost
Lol.
And being every and nowhere at once means he can’t be controlled because…?
Oh, so you're just baiting and have no idea how omnipresence works. Got it. Figured as much.
Yasha running across the Karma fortress is legitimately faster than anything shown in nuGOW.
youtu.be
Asura the Destructor traveling across the universe in like 5 minutes and dodging MFTL+ lasers along the way is just overkill against a guy who needs dog sleds to travel.
“Omnipresence” is literally a made up thing and anything can be called that if you follow the few bullet points that relate to that ability. Regardless you’re not saying anything that suggests Al would magically be immune to being controlled. If anything, you should form an argument against how Alucard’s mind is still fully functioning and connected even if he’s “omnipresent”. But you can’t because you’re hoping that I’ll give up if you keep on not explaining your position.