Immortal stomps unironically
Death Battle
WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SOOOOOOOOOO9OOOOON?!?!?!?!?
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
BRING US VILLAINY
Immortal is for the Eternal Warrior.
valiant.fandom.com
You caused this. Toho and marvel saw your spamming and decided they had enough
Kal-L
Vandal Savage
Skips
Apocalypse
Sun Wukong
Yamoshi
Doesn't matter who. Immortal wins all his matchups.
I can’t imagine Immortal winning against anyone (well except Krillin)
If he tried to fly through Skips he’s crumple like a tin can on impact
Seto Kaiba buys the rights to Death Battle. What does the next season look like?
Is Atreus not biologically related to Kratos or something?
He kneels to Gilad Anni-Padda with little effort.
God dammit
it was supposed to be Skips vs Norman
I've been asking the question of Skips vs Norman on Anon Babble for like 13 years.
Him winning everything even if it doesn't make sense because his narcissism and autism won't allow it.
Can someone draw Kakashi crying after he misses kamuy on Gojo and is out of win cons?
He would have himself fight Lex Luthor and Dr. Doom and win
Sun Wukong
Sun Wukong turbo stomps the Immortal.
He is. Even inherited Kratos’ powers and junk. Just a lot of fans in previous threads got mindbroken by a Kratos fag exposing their characters as having been cuckolded in their own series
feats are now embedded in cards
combats are now duel with each combatants using their own decks
RNG
fate manipulation and similar powers are Duel Links' skills
It would be neat
Give it up Makimasis
am i correct in saying death battle often chooses the wrong person to win on purpose to spark debate and attention
Even inherited Kratos’ powers and junk
why would he want kratos' junk? the fuck?
Nope
That happens half the time yes.
Idk, but they do it quite a bit
Toph for instance, had no business beating Gaara.
would this be cool
Did this episode happen before or after Gojo was exposed as a jobber against Sukuna?
Aphrodite didn’t seem to mind it
Vergil is a pedo?!
It's material we've gone over umpteen times. Boring.
i'm talking about as a fight, not debate wise
Holy FUARK Gojo is so powerful, Makima never stood a CHANCE
No, retard.
What about Emet-Selch
Same thing. Boring.
Stop. This is incest.
And Incest is immoral.
can you repeat the question?
What about Omniman?
Give me a single ounce of proof.
Who's the strongest character he could beat?
Thoughts on this?
Wukong has terrorized battleboarding for years now, but after hearing the ironclad arguments in favor of Immortal's multiversal+ scaling as a conservative estimate, I honestly think he probably takes it when enraged.
Gojo vs Makima came out almost exactly a month after JJK Chapter 236
The lesson to take home from this is even after Gojo got theoretically nerfed by losing a fight, it never mattered because he was always far more powerful than Makima
It's your move Kratos. You can attack me directly but be careful. I might just lose my balance here on this ledge. Just surrender and no one gets hurt. You wouldn't want to do that would you? You're the better man after all right?
The lesson to take home is actually DB placated the gojobrowns who were threatening to kill themselves if he lost again (which he does against Makima)
Please tell me where's Makima on that post, or what even makes you believe that guy is the Makimafag when the post is literally glazing Gojo over Kakashi
Sun Wukong is multi-immortal. BAM
Immortal according to that databook thing put out, moves only at mach 3 and caps out at around 25 tons of weight in terms of power.
Sun Wukong is able to pull down the moon with ease if he feels like it.
multiversal+ immortal
then how did he get fraudchecked by Nolan so hard?
I-I yield.
Omni Man is also multiversal. Every single Smart Atom outputs as much as the Big Bang when lowballed. Haven't you been paying attention?
Krillin
Thragg would break his fists punching him. Immortal stands 0 chance
Thragg would rip and tear his way through Namek. Krillin is a non factor
Thragg would be hard pressed to beat Nappa.
Kaiba would make fair fights and all of them would be top quality and accurate. He always hosts the best stuff.
Thragg flew up to one of the pesky interlopers who blew up Viltrum and tanked its explosion and ripped his head off effortlessly
KEK, Thragg would get solar flared and cut in half.
tear his way through Namek
Thragg dies to Namek Saga Vegeta, Piccolo, Goku and Frieza.
Oh that's a good one man I needed that. Krillin casually one shots moon busters. Thragg is definitely a threat but one Solar Flare and Destructo Disc later and he dies instantly.
False considering how he made multiple simulations of his duel against Yugi where he kept losing.
Immortal isn't bulletproof too
Thragg mostly scales to other viltrumites and can't really depend on his own feats despite being the strongest viltrumite
Not again Bejitabros...the Friezabros are starting to wear pimp clothes when around us...
Thragg could only potentially die to Frieza in his final form. I don't see him losing to Androids 17 and 18 though
I looked on his thraggs vsbw profile and he has zero actual lifting feats
every building around Godzilla is intact
God, comics really SUCKS!
there is no invincible character who could defeat namek arc krillin
he can cut planet busters in half
Thragg would get swapped by Captain Ginyu. kek
Thragg could only potentially die to Frieza in his final form
lol
I don't see him losing to people stronger than Frieza with infinite energy.
lmao
Thragg would get bullied by Appul.
Vergil is a pedo?!
I wonder if his zenkai boost would match a sayian's
it appears Viltrumite Excellence has once again led to some controversy
it's earlier. Kaiba changed after Battle City. He even smiled
Thragg at the absolute highest you can walk him could MAYBE last 3 minutes against Saiyan saga Vegeta who isn't taking the fight seriously.
putting Immortal against a future Goku that killed Galactus
poor guy
Freddie Mercury-sama...y-you can have my son...
nevermind that. imagine Thragg's body with Ginyu's Ki mastery
Based on what? Vegeta would've died blowing up Earth. Everyone died when Frieza blew up Earth. Thragg mutilated people who survived a planetary explosion
All he had to do was get addicted to human pussy like Kregg and Lucius did.
b-b-but...
That's not even the version from the pic related, Pintar. You stupid tranny.
I...I like Dragon Ball Super...
That's not even the version
retard. the movie has two canons: the dub follows the anime, original language continues the manga
invinicucks getting uppity again
You mean an explosion they were actively running away from?
Ki with a Viltrum's stamina is like a biological android. That's not even including techniques Ginyu might've learned along with swap.
SLOPvicible
I won't even bother.
I won't even both-ACK!
So nothing about the show changes, then!
I mean the explosion bodies no different from this loser's took without visible damage. The Viltrumite ring wasn't flying away from it
Reminder that without Space Racer's gun they all would've killed themselves on impact. Thragg could probably planet bust but he wouldn't come out unscathed nor does it change that he loses to angry Gohan's headbutt.
Bring Invincible to me.
I could just say Krillin couldn't budge a metal door. A planet's core is incredibly dense. I don't think anyone in DBZ could slam into it full throttle without injury
Piccolo solos, even Peak Roshi can out pace/warp out Vergil.
I'd like to see Dan vs Batman, with both given enough time to plan/bumble through their respective sides of the story
and then Bruce decides fighting Dan isn't worth it, and Dan's great revenge is just keying the side of the batmobile, so he technically wins
Invincible wins because it has more gore.
Simple
MIGUEL-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAA UTAHIME NEEDS YOUR BIG BLACK ROPE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Haven't learned your lesson yet?
Which character makes biggest logs?
Gojo will never recover from this slander...
Are we posting crazy youtube battles? How about this one? Who wins?
Don't mind me. Just posting a character that comes out unscathed
aaah, a Anon Babblefag
Metal door made by a guy who turned ordinary humans into beyond Frieza-tier fighters.
Literally who?
Literally who?
Goji-chronic
One of the worst powerscalers I’ve seen in recent memory. Up there with Dr. Splash and Sonic wankers.
So the door had artificial Ki?
I can't read
You're in the right place, welcome king
I read it.
Literally FUARKING who?
I can't read
Perfect. I recommend you to play this card game called Yugioh
it's exciting!
To some extend I guess. Trunks did blast it away.
Lol ahhh what the hell man that works for me. I'm open to most explanations or the lack thereof
Anon's reading comprehension jobbed
Fitting for a JJK fan
Is there anyone who can escape Composite Buddha's hand?
Composite Buddha... "Composite Buddha"... That sounds so wrong lmao
I find it funny how fans give Immortal flak for dating Kate, but don't like it when you point out how that also makes Noland a weirdo for doing the same thing with Debbie.
Finish Frieren’s laundry first, GoJOKE.
Composite Buddha
aren't there like five different guys called "Buddha"?
this is like making a composite Super Saiyan
Both are so old that even the dusty corpse of Susan B Anthony is jailbait.
Post match ups with kino fight animation possibilities.
Megas XLR vs White Glint
DOESN'T COUNT, IT'S A CROSSOVER, CROSSOVERS DON'T COUNT HULK'S NOT THE MODERN ONE IT DOESN'T COUNT
Kratos has no counter to this
Crossover scaling
We could just use Heroes Bardock if you wanna play that game
Friday Night Funkin Bros...
Anime characters are boring and lame.
he's projecting himself
...besides heroku of course!
why do jojo powerscalers say jotaro is ftl? i like jojo but he very clearly isn't considering he couldn't dodge or deflect all those knives
I agree, though I don't really care about it. What I find interesting is how I've seen some people bend over to argue that Noland doing it is completely different .
this is making me shake and sweat, hulk can't lose in the hulk vs godzilla comic, the deathbattle AND then godshitter destroys the marvel universe!?
Eminem? Solos the entire fnf verse
he couldn't dodge or deflect all those knives
those knives were at mere centimeters! not even the flash would have dodged them
My favorite comic book is Invincible btw dunno if that matters
What's the point if no one dies?
...in bizzaro world where they aren't raping comics and cartoon characters 10 to 1 in sales
Shapeshifting and cloning powers would be fun to watch interact with each other.
The finale can be them shapeshifting into each other for the final clash.
Boring and lame
Comic book characters out of NOWHERE
Kratos’ dancing skills are boundless
youtube.com
he would WHUP goofy in front of his son, then teach how to be a KING.
also Goofy is canonically a cuck
KINGtos dabbing on them haters with his infinite speed,as he should
TRVTHKE
He's the most boring and shittiest (and cucked)
infinite dab in a finite amount of time
HOLY FUAAARK HE’S DEFYING THE LAWS OF CAUSALITY
Just don't act if they were standing on the surface when the planet exploded like Frieza when that's not the case.
Could be cool. The knife duel, the toys turned lethal weapons, the clash of emotion powers, the backdrop shifting between Wonderland and Headspace.
Kirkman...
SameBITCH
Potential doesn't mean jack if they don't have the animators or choreography to pull it off. But to answer your question:
Nothing but dragon fights, except for the season finale which is just him vs Yugi.
WITNESS... the ULTIMATE and FINAL battle between 2D and 3D
seasonal slop VS seasonal slop
I bet your skin is brown. Very dark brown.
(and cucked)
But enough talking about Bejita and Superman
Goku lay in his crib, helpless and frustrated. The passionate sounds of the couple's lovemaking in the next room were almost too much to bear. A chastity belt had been secured over Goku's diaper, so he was unable even to relieve his pent-up arousal. He just had to lie there and bear it.
Suddenly, he realized that wasn't all that he would have to bear.
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP--SPLUUUUUUUUUURTTCCCHHHH*
It was over before it had even begun. Goku had shit his diaper, the rancid smell filling the room. And he was unable to remove his diaper or change himself, due to the chastity belt.
Tears streamed down Goku's face. He had defeated Frieza, and was reduced to this? But he had no choice. If he didn't want to have to lie there in his own shit for who-knows-how-long, he was going to have to beg. Swallowing his pride, Goku turned toward the wall to the next room, from which he could still hear the bed creaking as the occupants made love.
"B-BEJITA-SAMA, I-I NEED MY DIAPER CHANGED AGAIN!!" he wailed.
The bed stopped its creaking, and Goku could hear the couple groaning.
"Your wife can do it after I'm done with her," came Bejita's reply. "I'm still not kissing her, though."
Why would anyone even think about it?
Solos Dragon Ball Super
I was gonna get mad but then I remembered Chichi literally said she wabts to fuck Vegeta in the series, right in front of Vegeta. So I can’t get mad about it
mindbreaks you to out yourself as the KEKED and BLACKED spammer all this time
Nothing personal Marksissies.
List of Master Chief feats
Stopped the Covenant
Knocked out the warrior Kratos in one blow
Evaporated an entire Covenant fleet by blinking
Fought with Spawn to a standstill
Threw a plasma grenade faster than Reverse Flash could react
Successful in killing Frieza via energy sword
Activated his shield in reaction to a Black Flash
Prevented the second raping of Invincible after fighting off five Viltrumites at once
Outsmarted Columbo
Directly attacked a Stand with his bare hands
Defeated Popeye in an arm wrestling match
Killed one of Darkseid’s avatars with a Spartan Laser
Shook all of Gensokyo by taking one step
He also scales to max WANKtos due to being a Spartan
He scales above Kratos. Chief was active in the 26th century, while Kratos was nowhere to be seen, presumed dead.
HOLY FUARK, Master GODief is beyond beyond omnipotence
FUARK!
List of actual Master Sissy feats
cried like a bitch for his not-real AI gf
got bullied by a space monkey
has no friends
hasn't had a good game in 10+ years
had one of the worst video game tv shows ever
became such a failure that Microsoft had to buy Bethesda to get some good games again
Kratos who has the power to never die is dead
meaning CHIEF must have killed him and surpassed HOPE
FFUUUUUAAAARRRRKKKK
Kratos transcended to a higher reality which no other character can ascend to called Kratosland. He can't actually die.
Lies and headcanon. It is called Kratostopia not Kratosland
Where is
Sealed the Legendary Warrior Wukong with his Shield Barrier
No it's called /dbg/
Based Sierra-117
Mmmm yeah, I'm think' party rockin's in the house tonight.
Time to solo composite fiction.
Master Queef can't even save his AI chatbot from going insane and getting raped by alien tentacles
ENTER the ONE TRVE BOVNDLESS BVLL
Holy FUARK…
Fight Frieren wins without even realizing she was fighting someone
Alex YIIK vs Space Dandy
There'd be a sequence of them fighting through the multiverse as it'd then collapse into a singular universe.
gets sealed in a cuck shed for a billion years
Get Guts above the Fire Emblem verse first.
Too Kino for Death Battle
scat fantasies
Yep yep. This is a certified Bejitabro.
Guts has SMT BOUNDLESS scaling, he solos.
Go argue against Araki he's the one who insists SP is faster than Light itself, also Star Platinum is Faster than light, not Jotaro.
If we're using Gacha Scaling Heroes probably has something stupid. Not that I can name anything because I don't play Heroes.
His BVLL energy is so powerful he had to be temporarily sealed so he didn't cuck every male in fiction
Holy FUARK...
only Gullvieg has great feats that no one, other than herself :), scales to
Heroes Baldr is not even above street level
Goku's cum is still dripping out of Bulma's pussy
HOLY YUM.
Post Doomguy breaking out of a temple
boring and lame.
But enough about Dead Company and FLOPvel.
Chiefbros we have to go back to cryocuck sleep again to stop Doomchads from noticing us...
Post Master Bitch not getting friendzoned by an AI.
MakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakimaMakima
Good to know she lives rent free in your head, it tells me deep down you know she wins and you need to constantly reassure yourself otherwise to keep believing those lies.
Yeah, the episode never tool Gojo Vs Sukuna into account, that alone tells you how awful it was because that fight highlights a lot of Gojo's limits and capabilities.
even after Gojo got theoretically nerfed by losing a fight
This is your brain on JJK
Gojo Vs Sukuna also showcased some of Gojo's biggests strengths as a fighter, like his adaptability and tenacity.
Just because he lost and the story actually gave him limits to his capabilities and power doesn't mean he got nerfed, he just got bested.
Same thing that would happen against Makima btw
Could you guys try and be nice?
Goku has her hands chained from their ceiling, and her feet chained to the floor, forcing her to keep still and stand still.
After thrusting into her from behind for sometime, his super Saiyan balls start to pour huge quantities of cum into her womb over and over again. She is amazed and scared that her body is swelling, which is followed by lots of excruciating pain.
She begs Goku to stop but he teases her, saying that she isn’t full enough.
She cries out in horrifying pain as her belly continues to swell and creak.
Her wrists start to hurt from the extra weight tugging her down.
She tried to reason with Goku, and promised him that she would raise as many kids for him as he liked, and to be his submissive cat wife.
He refuses, knowing better.
She curses him out and screams louder in pain as her belly starts to reach its limit.
She yells out, saying that she is going to die but Goku teases her again, saying that she is not full enough for that.
After a few more minutes, her skin on her belly tears and her abdomen creaks louder and louder.
Goku pulls out for a moment just when she screamed her loudest yet, her belly’s expansion now stopping as it has reached its limit.
She sobbed uncontrollably, telling him thank you.
Goku smiles, then gets back to plowing her from behind, preparing for one more load.
”NOOO!” She screams, and begs him to spare her life, that she would do anything.
Sharp prickles of pain erupt from inside her as her uterus begins to tear and leak
Goku yells out as he cums inside of her one more time.
It was an effort for him this time, as he was pushing against her body’s limit.
But then… it happened.
Her belly began to fail and swell rapidly for a moment. She shrieked as her belly split open from top to bottom, gallons of cum and guts bursting out all over the floor.
Catra groaned, then went limp from the shock… her eyes growing dull.
“Now you’re full enough.”
The Alpha of Alien Vendetta. The Brute of Back to Saturn X. The Cultivator of Cyberdreams. The Duke of Double Impact. The Emperor of Eviternity. The Fiercest of Fragport. The Greatest of Going Down. The Height of Hell Revealed. The Imperator of Icarus: Alien Vanguard. The Jarl of Jenesis. The King of Kuchitsu. The Lord of Lunar Catastrophe. The Master of Memento Mori. The Naysayer of No Rest for the Living. The Overlord of Obituary. The Prince of Plutonia. The Que-hagen of QDOOM. The Ruler of Reverie. The Sultan of Scythe. The Taskmaster of TNT. The Undertaker of UAC Ultra. The Vaeyen of Valient. The Warranter of Whitemare. The Xenophobe of XXXI CyberSky. The Yardmaster of You Dig. The Zhar of ZPack.
THE INDOMITUS REX THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS THE KING OF KINGS THE LORD OF LORDS THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE
CHADGUY THE GREEN APEXPREDATORguy the MASCULINE GRIPguy the CRUSHING INSURMOUNTABLEguy the UNSURPASSABLE
INDOMITABLEguy the UNYIELDING
AESTHETICguy the BEAUTIFUL
SWOLEguy the RIPPED
TANKsguy the RESOLUTE PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGguy the INTIMIDATING
GLAREguy the DOMINEERING
JUGGERNAUGHTguy the UNSTOPPABLE
DISCIPLINEDguy the ENLIGHTENED
ZENguy the SPIRITUAL
POTENTguy the VIRILE
ALMIGHTYguy the INVINCIBLE
VALORguy the DAUNTLESS IMPERIOUSguy the DOMINATOR INVICTUSguy the ETERNAL MAELSTROMguy the TITANIC
QUAKEguy the SPACE-TIME SHAKING
COLOSSUSguy the LEVIATHAN
BEHEMOTHguy the MASTODONIC
MONSTERguy the TERRIFYING
LORDguy the KING
DEITYguy the CHRIST
CRIMSONguy the LEGEND SUPERNOVAguy the TRANSIENT
DOOMCHAD THE CHAD
KINGCHAD THE LORDGREEN
THE CHAD OF CHADS
DOOMCHAD CHADGUY
CHADCHAD CHADCHAD
CHA CHAD
ENTER CHADGUY
Post Master Queef surviving a jackal sniper
Are we posting iconic pastas?
Post doomguy not taking several punches to destroy a demon grunt
FUARRRRRRRRRRRRRRK
sure but it's just a statement that is obviously disproven by the work itself
Bejita: I CALL UPON YOU SHENRON! I WISH TO HAVE A SON WHO WILL SURPASS ALL, INCLUDING ME! I WANT TO BE THE FATHER OF THE STRONGEST WARROR!
Shenron: Y O U R__W I S H__H A S__B E E N__G R A N T E D_.
Goku flies towards Bejita
Bejita: Impossible! Did the Wish backfire did I somehow steal away Gohan from Kakarot!?
Goku: Woah Bejita I don't know why but I suddenly have the urge to call you Dad!
Bejita cries and slams his fists into the ground, earth shattering around him
Bejita: NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S NOT FAIR! WHY IS IT ALWAYS KAKAROT!!! A LOWER CLASS SAIYAN LIKE HIM CAN'T POSSIBLY BE DESTINED TO BE THE STRONGEST JUST LIKE THAT?? WHERE ARE HIS LIMITS!!!!!
The next day
Goku: Thank you for taking me to Disney World Bejita!
Bejita: Only the best for my Strongest Warror.
Goku: You are the best Dad ever!
Bejita: Yeah, I know I am NUMBER ONE!
People fancalc'd Master Chief's UNSC weaponry to actually be less powerful than modern day weapons kek
Underrated post.
Saitama got 5D scaling from some ninja guy with a dimension cutting attack
He immediately lost said Scaling after the lastest redraw now said ninja jobs like this
KWAB
SP is ftl because its author said so
Mark defeats Superman because its author said so
easy to understand, chud
ONE is curbing Murata's powerscaling autism
Based. Now it's more in-line with the superior webcomic.
The work itself works around the fact that SP is faster than light and the strongest stand ever.
Post Invincible not being damaged by the sun.
canonically weaker than modern day weapons
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK you'd fit right in my verse.
Post Doomtoddler not struggle with an elementary school game.
Das rite. I run these streets.
KEKAROO!
Post master chief not jobbing to 50 cal machine gun bullets
This is my personal favorite MU for Sukuna... Please say something nice about it
Post Wimp Chief having any game worth talking about from the last decade.
Post Master Chief taking 50 cal machine gun bullets.
KWAB!!!
It's better than Cats.
not struggle
Chiefbros...we are ESL...
KEKYPOW!
I... I CAN NOT...
In the Fall of Reach novel his shields drop to half from taking 50 cals
KEKAROONY!
lmao. the absolute state of the manga
at this point just don't use it for battleboarding
KEKYCHOOKY!
forerunners job to modern rifle calibers in Halo
Nice super advanced civilization you got there halofags
KEKYPOOPY!
be..ji..TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ANSWER THE PHONE BEJITA!
BEJITA I ESCAPED PRISON!
kakarot what are you...?
BEJITA I WAS PUT IN PRISON FOR " RAPE OF A MINOR" WHATEVER THAT MEANS
BEJITA BULMA TOLD ME ABOUT THIS "ANNE FRANK" GIRL AND HOW SHE SURVIVED A DEATH CAMP! SHE SOUNDED PRETTY STRONG!
ALL I DID WAS USE THE DRAGON BALLS TO BRING HER BACK TO LIFE!
SHE WANTED TO GO READ BOOKS BEJITA! WHY WOULD YOU READ A BOOK WHEN YOU CAN WAKU WAKU!
EVENTUALLY I TOOK HER OUT SOMEWHERE SEMI SECLUDED! THE LOOK ON HER FACE WAS PRICELESS BEJITA!
WHEN I STARTED TO FIGHT HER SHE FELL UNCONSCIOUS. WHEN I GOT NEAR HER TO SEE IF SHE'S ALIVE MY ELEPHANT SPRUNG TO LIFE BEJITA
I VIOLATED HER PRETTY LITTLE MOUTH WITH MY ELEPHANT BEJITA, SHE WAS AMAZING!
THEN I RIPPED OFF HER CLOTHES BEJITA!
IT WAS LIKE A VICE BEJITA, I CAME SO HARD SHE NEARLY DIED
TURNS OUT HER FATHER WAS RECORDING THE WHOLE ENCOUNTER WHILE MASTURBATING AND REPORTED ME TO THE POLICE BEJITA!
LAST I HEARD, ANNE WAS PREGNANT AND I'M THE FATHER BEJITA! ISN'T THAT EXCITING? I'LL HAVE A 3RD KID FOR EVERYONE TO WAKU WAKU WITH!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHI-CHI'S IN A COMA? DID SHE SHOUT TOO HARD AT GOHAN?
WHAT BEJITA?! I CAUSED THE COMA WHEN SHE SAW THE VIDEO FOOTAGE!
SHE'LL RECOVER IN DUE TIME BEJITA, NO PROBLEM!
BEJITA WHY ARE THE COPS HERE? WAKU WAKU I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE INVOLVED IN A POLICE CHASE! WAIT A MINUTE.. BEJITA YOU SOLD ME OUT?
BEJITA WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY INSTALLED A TRACKER IN MY GI? FUCK BEJITA I GOTTA GO!
OH AND BEJITA, MAKE SURE IF YOU FIND ANNE SEND HER MY WAY! I'D LOVE TO FIGHT HER AGAIN!
BYE BEJITA! THANK BULMA FOR ME FOR TELLING ME ABOUT THIS ANNE FRANK GIRL, I GOT EVEN STRONGER THANKS TO HER!
Could they?
This looks so dumb
The absolute state of the Doom franchise...
Doomkeks why is our gameplay tailored for literal 5 years old what the FUARK!?!?!?
Gaming is the lowest iq form of entertainment after all
I think I found the thing you're talking about... If he really survived a 50mm autocannon that's fucking ridiculous
Halobros...I can't even find footage from a recent game to post...
Hulk will tie in his solo comic and then somehow loose in the godzilla vs the marvel universe one.
Post master chief solving this puzzle.
Kek how embarrassing.
except we clearly see that he can't punch out all the knives from dio, or even pull jolyne fast enough to save her from all the knives, or dodge whitesnake stealing his disc
Checked and KEK'd.
Our games don’t even have any gameplay worth posting…
Post Doomjobber tanking tier zero civilization weaponry
No Halo game has been worth playing since Reach
KEEEEEEEEEEEEK
what the fuck happened to doom, man. it's meant to be about space marines fighting demons on mars. why is this gay fantasy shit there? it looks more like fucking hexen
INTERIOR: Beerus’s planet. An hourglass set to one minute lays on the ground with Vegeta on his knees after bringing food and tonguing the Hakaishin’s purple cat asshole whilst jerking him off for, once the one minute was allowed to speak to Beerus for precisely sixty seconds
BEERUS: well you’ve done your part now I’ll allow you to speak
VEGETA: thank you for granting me audience Lord Beerus! Please fuck my wife Bulma! I’m a piece of shit abusive father not unlike my own! Trunks and Bulla need a little brother, or a little sister, or both! Imagine your divine powers along with Bulma’s intellect! If you raise them I can train to master ultra ego and surpass that blubbering oaf Kakarot and maybe even that little shit xeno!
*after the sandglass went empty Vegeta resumed giving Beerus a rusty trombone
BEERUS: well prince we both ate some good cake though I suspect the one your wife made tasted better than my asshole, you’re a shitty fighter but you do give a good rimjob, I’m guessing you did the same with frieza?
*Beerus farted in Vegeta’s face mid sentence
BEERUS: Hey whis stop jerking off to Bejobta and train him, I’m gonna fuck his wife and if I’m feeling generous I’ll have trunks record it and give it to his father
WHIS: *gay noises*
The prince of all sayians stuck his tongue so fat of Beerus’s ass he hit his prostate and with a loud roar screaming “FUCK NIGGERS” he shot out a huge hakkai and ki infused cumshot that seeked out a neighboring planet that exclusively had black people
BEERUS: hey prince as a token of gratitude here’s some hakkai energy
VEGINA: r-really?! Thank you my l
*Beerus lets out a more serious fart and sends Vegeta flying so fast he goes a cross the planet
KINGtos would have reflected the red ones
This is what Doomfags consider a “puzzle”
KWAB!!!!!!!!!
Doom is a fantasy franchise
Canon.
...Because Hexen and Quake filtered the Doombaby audience.
LOL
LMAO
Maybe the slop you faggots play.
Doom has gameplay instead of being a movie, that's a low bar but GOW doesn't pass it
Demi Humans vs Ghouls vs Parasites would be kino
Isn't this what original Quake was going for?
This is supposed to be Game of the Year
Grim.
Pintar throwing a tantrum and samefagging nonstop
KINGtos’s immaculate and sublime writing and choreography is too high IQ for you uneducated plebeians to understand, this is why you must stick to his inferior brother Doom Slayer and his puzzles made for 5 year olds.
No, it was going for eldritch horror. Which is cool and I'd love a new Quake game to do that, but it's not what nudoom slop is doing
This loser that can't even one-shot demon grunts is supposed to be a match for the Chief
ROFL
one minute apart
See?
The combat I mean
RetardBITCH…
Just because it has demons?
I'm thankful that my beloved old franchises never got a modern revival. The absolute state of Doom is so deplorable soon they will start to make us feel pity for the demons like they are victims.
shameless edit
See?
Doom demons are still stronger than DMC demons btw
GOJO SISTERS EMERGENCY MEETING DISCO-
*reads the last part*
JOJO SISTERS EMERGENCY MEETING DISCORD NOOOOOOOOOOOW
epic
So THIS is what Zoomfags believe will dethrone Halo…
That made me laugh like a retarded.
You know what, I unironically believe that.
But Catra is a lesbian...
Doom dethroned Halo by doing literally nothing.
pinkie pie
he's a phoneposter brown
Like clockwork.
Keklmao what a shitty game made for zoomer manchilden unlike Chadlo
Reminder that DIO didn't foolish attack Joseph because abilities (like Hamon) are just paused, they don't cease to exist
Post master chief outrunning a warthog
Not anymore.
Jon Kent vs Invincible vs Gohan
Gravitational waves propagate at the speed of light so is this guy in favor of Gojo consciously filtering that?
Doomsisters why did we let the HaloCHADS see this…
Eternal reminder from the King himself.
Posts a has-been that hasn’t had a new game in over a decade
Kratostopia? Contains more dimensions than Heaven, Valhalla, Pure Land, Mt. Olympus, Hyperborea, Agartha, and Equestria combined.
Post Doomslayer surviving in space
capeshit is old news. video KINO movies are the new cash cow. Sonic, Mario and Minecraft won btw.
I want her to dominate my verse
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Uh Haloxirs, why is our gameplay just CoD in space?
It transcends dimensionality
What feats does the Helltaker verse have?
Reminder that Lucifer is a manchild with daddy issues and is doomed to forever seethe over Humanity.
>Post a Chad that wasn't ruined by trannies and femiwhales
Yep, yep!
Don’t presume to compare yourself with CHADrio and CHADcraft, sonic slopper
When??
With that being say, I know for a fact that Kratos is a better character than Superman and Goku
TANKED falling from space
FUARK Chief scales above Archie Super Shadow DAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMN
Imagine the amount of cuckoldry in this realm! Yabba dabba...
Her lesbianism was pretty strong, but HEROku was stronger
She loses to herself from another world
Subvert expectations is overplayed.
Villains are evil.
Demons are evil.
They should all be exterminated with impunity.
With that being say, I know for a fact that Kratos is a better character than Superman and Goku
Mostly scaling from Helltaker himself, who can push away boulders with Small Building level power, with all demon girls being able to casually kill him, on the upper side there is Judgement who can seemingly launch chain with City Block level results
when Sonic gets any resistances to transmutation, so it doesn’t end the same way as Metal and Eggman
Frieren....
Reminder DoctorGAYFORKRATOS has admitted he wants to dominate Kratos sexually.
HEY YOU, yeah you! You look pretty strong, let's fight!
Goes super saiyan and delivers a poweful kick to Catra's stomach
She screams in pain and drops to her knees
"That wasn't very fun. You aren't very strong at all. You should train more. You can't even defend against this"
Kicks her in the head and she falls over, bloody and screaming.
"See? If you were any stronger you could easily block that. Heck, even Chi Chi can put up a better fight than you."
Walks up to her
"You need to work on your pain tolerance. Those attacks were very weak and here you are screaming. Hey! I have an idea! I will help you train your pain tolerance!"
He squats and grasps her hand. He picks out her pinky finger
"I'll start with this one, okay?"
"Please no, don't do it Goku"
"You're no fun"
He rips her pinky finger off as he chuckles
She stares at her mutilated hand in shock
"See? You aren't even screaming now! I'm getting excited"
What the fuck is wrong with you
True. He did get ruined by development hell and a shitty game though.
He rips of her ring finger
She is barely clinging onto consciousness from the pain. As she is about to pass out
"Hey, we aren't done training yet! I'll help you"
Uses the hand defibrillator technique to bring her back to consciousness
"Let's turn our training up a notch"
Goku stands up and lifts his leg
"After this I'll feed you a Senzu"
"No, what are you doing?!"
"I'm getting excited!" chuckle
He stomps on her chest, shattering all her ribs and spine.
She lets out a brief shriek before passing out from the pain. As her eyes close she sees Goku mouth the words:
"That was FUN! I can't wait to do this tomorrow again. I'll make you stronger and stronger and then we can fight for real!"
What the fuck is right with you
kek, i remember when this happened
THAT WAS A TYPO
I DON'T WISH TO DOMINATE HIM
Shadow tanked Dark Gaia???
Why is PSYCHOku like this?
Frieren is correct.
Hag victim
Mark and Oliver after fighting Raditz
they both punched him from opposite sides, accidentally tearing through him and punching eachother
They thought he was stronger…
GODief? Above Superman.
I find Oliver a lot less insufferable in the show
FUARK EVEN BATMAN COULD TANK THAT!!!
I find Oliver sexy.
Eve...I can believe Rex's dick was bigger than mine
Solos your verse
Sexy?!
Quick rundown?
Gohan GOHAN
RIGHT THERE!
YES
Chichi…
Throwbolt and Bugeye...
CHADNICCHADNICCHADNICCHADNICCHADNICCHADNICCHADNIC
Immortal is attached to Kate so a lot of the Kate Hate tends to be tied to him since they share some aspects people find annoying about them.
We know, Videl
Markbros...we got cucked by the brother of Allen's thot gf...
*kills goku*
*dabs*
It’s a nice MU. DIO most likely blitzes but I’d say they’re about equal in power.
Piccolobro btw
thread went full /dbs/
breh
she didn’t choose him
Also they can’t have sex as confirmed by Alan
Immortal is a jobber fraud so any slander is justified, That Debbie looked like she was in her mid 20s while everyone thinks Duplihoe is only 18-19.
KINGtos…
Zlybro btw
It would be so based if saiyans were confirmed surviving on various planets and also with more half breeds...
*kills kratos*
*dabs twice*
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCK WHY DOESN'T MY VERSE HAVE INFINITE STRENGTH ROPE
Actual /DBS/ is dead due to a massive thread split.
Duplikate is a gaslighter and obnoxious shitheel who survives till the end. Its fine to hate a fraud who would fuck someone that cancerous, even if it goes as far as "Immortal would lose to Homelander or a Titan from AoT".
KINGtos from the greek era games...
Goku stands naked right behind a chained up Catra, the shackles on her hands being strung up from the roof.
Goku is standing behind her, naked, his cock now fully erect.
You ready? Let’s fight! This is something Vegeta told me I could never do, he calls “fucking a woman”! I’ll show him!
Goku suddenly shoves his fat cock inside of Catra’s pussy
Catra cries out in agonizing pain
No way! How does this feel so good??? Very odd but I’m liking this!
Goku then begins to thrust back and forth, stretching out Catra’s pussy and making it bleed.
”STOP IT! STOP! N-NOO!”
Surrendering already? But we’re just getting started!
Goku thrusts faster, gripping Catra tighter by her frame.
”YOU FUCKING B-BITCH! JUST WAIT UNTIL I-
Yeah yeah yeah, less talking, more fighting! Fight me back!
Catra just continues to cry out and all attempts of flailing out of his grasp are futile.
Oh man! This just gets better!
Goku slams into Catra’s back side faster and faster, his body starting to glow.
Catra is just wailing out at this point, not even saying any discernible words.
Man… what is… what is HAPPENING?!!?? GRAYAAAAH!
Goku goes Super Saiyan as he busts his godly seed inside of the damaged cat girl.
”N-NO!”
Catra’s heart sunk with horror as she realized that she could become pregnant with his foe… however…
Wow! Take that Vegeta! I managed this fight move after all! Why does it feel so GOOD though??
Catra then yelped in terror and confusion as she felt her insides expanding. Goku wasn’t finished with his climax. With his powers, he was unloading shot after shot of his cum inside of her womb.
Catra screams out as her belly continued to inflate.
”PLEASE! F-FUCK! STOP! YOU’RE GONNA KILL MEE NOOAGUHHH! STOOOP! TOO MUUUCH!”
No way! I ain’t finished… HNNGH…! YET!
Catra’s belly begins to creak loudly as it gets bigger and bigger.
“ADORA! IM SORRY! HWELP!! IM GHONNA-!”
Duplikate can defeat any male character in the bedroom. Prove me wrong
Sonic would've died to this btw
HELL YA! What a fight!
Goku ejects his last load inside of the heavily inflated Catra.
Then skin of Catra’s belly suddenly begins to tear as her insides begin to push out.
“GGGGRAAAAAHHHHHGGH!!”
Catra’s torso then suddenly exploded, with skin, golden cum, blood and guys spilling out all over the place.
Catra held in place for a moment from the shock, then suddenly went limp, her body now freely dangling down, her eyes left open, beginning to glaze, her last breath escaping her mouth.
ALRIGHT! I GOTTA TRY THAT MOVE AGAIN! Gotta find this “Adora” she mentioned, I wonder if she will be stronger!
Later… (Post credits scene)
Well wait Beerus! You’re telling me that it wasn’t a fighting move? I was having sex? That’s what sex is? Man… no wonder why it felt so good I guess… but why would Vegeta tell me to try that?
Beerus facepalms
Mr fantastic
Heh the 40k galaxy that'll be easy to conquer...wait a second is that the necrons? We're finished!
That rope would've bound Kratos btw
Fuark you’re right, she can’t survive when he busts out Dr Doom Namor and Black Panther from their pokeballs
I don't think we know enough about this setting to accurately gauge how they waged war
He could just stretch himself into all of those people and fuck her at once in infinite stretching dimensions
blood and guys
ESL...
can bust solar systems
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCK HAVE MERCY ON MY VERSE AND DON'T TURN ME INTO GROTESQUE ABOMINATIONS QU-SAMA
why did Oliver not simply Anon Babble Anissa, Universa and Battle Beast’s daughter into switching sides?
Bruh 40k deals with shit that destroys solar systems all the time. And its usually not even a big deal.
That rope is stronger than Wonder Woman's lasso bonded with nth metal
Post anyone in 40k destroying a solar system.
That's is pretty much how Bayo died against Dante.
"That was FUN! I can't wait to do this tomorrow-"
Before Goku has the chance to end his sentence (((Someone))) descended from the sky
"Y-you... Ehhh, w-whats the deal?"
Superman is looking at Goku like a father looking at his troublesome child
He completely Ignores Goku and levitates towards Carta looking at her with a stone cold expression
"Who did this to you?"
Asked Superman, with a deep voice that made Goku's spine shake in terror
She only looks at Goku before passing out, Superman takes a deep breath without even facing at Goku
"S-Superman! You... This is not what it looks like! We are training! Yes training! She is just too weak and I need to strengthen her body to be able to withstan-"
Superman punches Goku, sending him around the world in seconds before catching him with the back of his hand
"I'll be training with you from now on"
In a couple of seconds Superman gives Goku the beating of his life, he passed out multiple times and needed to go blue just to withstand a few more blows
"Superman! Clark! Please listen! Just listen to me! Please!"
"She's not worth any of this! She's just some random Moe shit character who's also a dyke!"
"T-there's no need to get this worked up just because of her!"
Superman stops, Goku's entire body is twisted, bloody, and broken the man of steel pulls a Senzu bean
"Eat this"
Goku, with watery eyes, closed his mouth afraid of what would happen if his body healed
"... Okay, well stop for today. I'll see you tomorrow, don't worry for the time and place I can hear you and Carta from the other side of the universe."
"Next time you start "training" with her I'll be here immediately."
I FUCKING CAN’T OKAY IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO FUCKING SAY BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN’T GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shotashit talk
/dbs/ copypastas
NTR and cuck talk
Death Battle please just fucking release Ash Vs Yugi before this place gets any worse.
You weren’t supposed to ask that…
No matter the results, there is no denying the animation was epic and death battle's not reached these heights since
Kratos could redeem the Qu and teach how to be better btw
I-I-I can’t!!!
Post Superman destroying a planet larger than a city (not cracking the surface where he jumps, not slightly raising the temperature with his heat vision, but actually destroying it) without being affected by a rainbow sun, or amped by Mr Mxyptlk, not in a dream sequence and without the help of the yellow lantern corps.
Kek. For once, I take Superman's side.
F-F-F-F-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Doom takes place on Mars
he destroyed the living planet green lantern.
all of 40k's setting exists within one galaxy
unicron casually destroys galaxies just by moving from point A to point B
KEKAROO
No he didn’t, as I said he needed the Yellow Lantern Corps to help him push Mogo into the sun
Ash vs Yugi is just a more culturally relevant version of Doomguy vs Master Chief.
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE CHAOS GODS SAMAAAAA PLEASE STOP UNICRON FROM GAPING OUR ENTIRE FRANCHISE AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
which digimon is that?
You can say this about star wars and all other scifi settings that only take place in one galaxy
There's a yo momma so fat joke there somewhere
Pretty sure he destroyed Mogo in at least one universe, alone and unprovoked. Was it Injustice? Or am I mandellaing the Yellow Lanterns even being there?
She was straight before this btw. Superman used his brainwashing powers to turn her gay and make her send money to israel
It was I justice, Supes was by then recruited into the Yellow Lantern Corp and a member with his own ring
Can anyone stop this man?
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Because his bug DNA ends up making him a teenager by the time they are relevant, or dead in BB's daughters case
The tone of this fight is all over the place. One minute, that chick was happily dancing, moaning, and stripping. The next, she's getting impaled and explodes from her insides.
I just remember all the G. Lanterns showing up and trying to stop him and he flew through Mogo and obliterated him.
then Superman woke up from this hallucination as Vladimir inserted his red meat road hard on his loose anus and started to scream like a little bitch
"AAAIIIIEEEEE WHY ISN'T THERE ANY TRUE HERO TO SAVE ME!!!"
My hero Stargirl would correct this brat…
kek. canon.
character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com
likely High Hyperverse level (Dream Depot is possibly infinite-dimensional), possibly Outerverse level (Plato's book "The Republic" exists in Mario, and is referred to as "the truth" by Aristotle, who in real life was the only person to object to Plato's Theory of Forms introduced in The Republic. There are analogies that bear resemblances to those in said book, and likewise, the game says that it explains the world, the universe and all things, and answers countless questions. In the end, if The Republic is actually legitimate in Mario, it would mean the Intelligible World with all Universal concepts exists, and thus aspatial and atemporal Forms also exist, and thus The Void would erase them all, and thus Dimentio would be able to too). Hyperverse level, likely High Hyperverse level, possibly Outerverse level w/ the Pure Hearts (Killed Super Dimentio)
Batman knew this was happening and did nothing
Defeated by a Collection of Corpses via a casual conversation
Carta
You? Lost.
Tier: 1-A
Name: Kratos
Gender: Male
Classification: Spartan, Demigod, God
Age: At least 200+ years old(Kratos told Atreus in lore and legends that he has lived for centuries and that decades are a joke to him)
Attack Potency: Outerverse level(Eric Williams confirmed that each of the nine realms are endlessly layered and each layer transcends the last, Cory Barlog confirms that the nine realms are infinite in size and also that Yggdrasil transcends the concepts of time and space, Mimir states Thor indirectly damages Yggdrasil when fighting the world serpent at Ragnarok casting the serpent back in time, the aforementioned event in question occurs as foretold, Mimir reaffirming his statement, Kratos is relative to if not greater than Thor)
He knew Superman had to be punished
Are these benchwarmers weaker than Homelander?
ryona
Lost to Galactus
Galactus jobs to Marvel Zombies
Boom!
Kirkman is too strong...
Unicron ain't going down like that. He's built different.
JOBlactus got lucky that Death Battle treats it as "best of" instead of using how they are on average.
Yet undercover Ben says this isn't a guro ryona death. Thusting innuendo joke included in the subtitles..
40kbros what the FUARK this is just a one off superweapon that the Necrons keep as a last resort, I thought EVERYONE could blow up solar systems…
Could Kirkman's NTR fetish solo all of Marvel and DC?
Marvel and DC have reached cuck powers he could never match
Ryan Ottley drew this
Fuark this is as canon as Mark beating Superman...
Meruem?
Ant King?
Loses to Shivamon.
Isn't Doom Mares terraformed
I would've been all over Anissa and Universa if I were a superpowered, hormonal teenager
I, Unicron, shall devour your world
Nope
But, I'm a planet-sized-
NO
Now Human-sized Unicron: -Unstoppable-
NO
Now stoppable Unicron: -Eternal-
NO
Now Temporary Unicron: -and Undefeatable!
NO
40K caps out at mostly Type II Civilizations with some fallen Type IIIs like the Eldar and Necrons here and there.
Any civilization beyond those like the New Gods, the Combine, the Daleks, or the Xeelee would gape them hard.
the animation was epic
What gets me every time is that they actually animated Bayo opening her lips to release a small scream when she gets stabbed. They didn't need to but they went out of their way.
Just gave to settle for Debbie then
Invincible is a comic in TWD
FUARK RICK GRIMES IS AN OUTERVERSAL GOD
My hero Bayonetta would correct this brat…
negan scales to rick
negan is in tekken
HEIHACHICHADS
One zombie from TWD solos your verse
This fox blitzes and one-shots WH40k btw
Negan transcends all of image comics
heroine
not that DB would let her
they sadly prefer to wank the more popular male character
because in the end, DB is a popularity contest in disguise
Image is worse than Marvel and DC. No-one, not even Anon Babble, bothers to read their toilet paper.
Is Invincible more popular than Bayonetta?
Well, it probably is right now
The entire fight is an innuendo, from her voice acting to her dialogue and death.
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My hero Ozen would correct this brat…
Who the fuck is this pink Robin knockoff anyway?
After Omniman beat up Mark he went to space and had another son with an alien wife
He’s basically Mark’s smug little brother
Sounds like Omniman is a Zeus knockoff himself when you put it that way.
My hero Hercules would make his wife correct this brat…
I mean sure, but he can go outside just fine. Doom 2016 has him spend a bunch of time on the Martian surface.
Super shotas require super bimbos.
Who else to finish Gojo, a FotM Slop, than another FotM Slop.
Huh, okay then. I guess he can survive in space. Can he survive falling from space to a planet's surface though?
The martian surface isn't a vacuum
I hope that whoever made this picture gets beheaded.
Since when?
BASE Batman has better durability than the strongest SMT/Persona characters
shotafaggots in /dbg/
ew
Base Kratos stomps all of them
B-But Batman
Post Batman falling on a BOUNDLESS floor.
Canon
Power Girl outscales all boys age 13 and below
Mars has a very thin atmosphere but an atmosphere nonetheless. Planets like Mercury have vacuums on their surfaces.
You really think the boyfight between childhood literally me's is likely to improve things?
this is terrible artwork, and this is supposed to be the "sexy" heroine comic
little wonder why marvel rivals went for the anime aesthetic
Not all
There's a level in Eternal where he traverses through debris floating around in space.
There's this
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Could be worse
Powergirl looks hot as fuck though?
DAMN he's stronger than all multiversal video game character that take fall damage...
in fanart and guest covers, maybe
My hero Valmet would correct this brat…
pubes
Holy FUCK
Could Anissa actually pull it off?
Huh, I guess you learn something new every day. Thanks for the info.
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Alright, you win. It looks like he was shot out of that station to the surface so he's probably going faster than when Chief fell from the sky. Still can't one-shot demon soldiers though.
It will be easier for her because Oliver will pull his pants down and get on top on his own
Valmet is a dyke though.
Goku will CURE her then
Goku is only concerned with fighting strong people.
Valmet is a normal human being, he'd ignore her.
…by asking Chichi to kiss her
Stand proud Death Battlers, you're strong
Hey, lady... kiss my wife while I go fight that strong dude!
I... I could see it happening.
what's funny about the meme is Goku has actually kissed Chichi before!
Exceptions can be made
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Krillin?
Post the manga panel chump.
He literally hasn’t. He said so out loud to Vegeta, while watching Trunks kissing, that he has never
...in a JOBman fantasy
You sucked all juices out of the threat in 4 hours
Canon
The fact Goku has never kissed chichi means she must be so repulsive she would turn a dyke straight with a kiss
/dbg/ went from cuckoldry and BBC to shota self insertion faggotry
I never want to see any of you faggots seethe over reddit for lusting after that background girl ever again.
Super isn't canon.
Neither is Daipa
“Omae wa moe Shindeiru.”
You'll notice that isn't a manga panel.
GOKU ISN'T EVIL!
lips so terrible it can cure dykes
Holy fuark...Imagine what Gohan can do
Xeelee POV
Gohan so bad at sex he turns straight women into dykes
Chichi's bloodline is CURSED!
Confirmed kissless
that explains Videl becoming a dyke
Goku never tasted another man's cum from any woman's lips, mouth and vagina lips, unlike Bejita and Superman.
confirmed kissless
but is not a virgin
Goku...
Did she?
Uncanon manga done by tracing guy
Next you'll be using ceral boxes as proof. Get a grip.
Gohan POV (it turned him gay)
Gohan cares more about his bug experiments anyway.
Oh he’s still a virgin. You can thank Bejita and Yamcha for that
It doesn't matter how many crossovers Godzilla has!! He'll always job to the Ass Void!!!!
Sorry I meant to say
Oh Bulma is not a virgin. You can thanks Bejita and Yamcha for that. And all of the male cast too
Oh he's still a [headcanon]. You can thank [headcanon] and [headcanon] for that.
Singular Point Godzilla gapes the void
Come Bulma. Give me a very sloppy kiss in front of that kissless clown SMOOOSHH!
YUM! Is that Pinneaple that I taste? And a...very hairy one?
Oh sorry honey. Yamcha ate a lot of pinneaples here yesterday. That's why his semen is so tasty.
YUMMIROOOOO! Very FUARKING good, dear Bulma! Come here, give me seconds, like you always do SMOOOOOSHH SLUUURRP
has the power cosmic
doesn't job
he thinks Bulma would look at that weakling Yamcha after she got a taste of the PRINCE
KEK!
Such is the power of GODCHRISTKINGzilla
HOLY FUARK DBCHADS WE'RE SO POWERFUL... IS THERE A SINGLE PART OF THIS WEBSITE THAT CAN MATCH OUR SHEER RAW STRENGTH?
By DBCHADS I mean DEATH BATTLE CHADS btw
Why not? She looks at Bejita after she got a taste of the GOD
Galactus' jobbing aura even made Thor job when he was amped up with the power cosmic
Did all the /dbs/ anons move here because the /dbs/ are somehow dead?
Also New Thread?
B-BEJITA...P-P-P-PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR SHAFT A-A-AND BALLS WHILE YOU F-F-FUCK MY WIFE RAW!!!!!!!! BEJITA!!! LET ME SNIFF YOUR ASSHOLE WHILE YOU CREAMPIE MY WIFE! BEJITA!!! PLEASE!!!!! MY WIFE!!! NOW!!! YES BEJITA PLEASE FART IN MY FACE OH! AND I COLLECTED JARS OF MY WIFE DROOL FOR YOU TO DRINK BEJITA ONLY FOR YOU PLEASE BREAK MY WIFE IN HALF WITH YOUR DICK BEJITA SAMA!!!!! BEJITA SAMA PLEASE FUCK MY ANUS HOLE WITH YOUR POWER POLE!!!!!!! FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCK MY WIFE!! AND MY SON'S!!! BEJITA! FILL ME WITH YOUR LOVE AND INFLATE MY BELLY WITH YOUR ROYAL SAIYAN PRINCE CUM!!! BEJITA PLEASE KISS ME! BEJITA BEJITA LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK AND SPIT YOUR LOAD INTO MY WIFE'S PUSSY!!! BEJITA... I LOVE YOU BEJITA!! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU BEJITA JUST PROMISE ME YOU WILL FUCK ME AND MY WIFE EVERY DAY!!! BEJTIA!!! LETS USE THE DRAGON BALLS TO REMOVE MY COCK AND ATTACH IT TO YOU NEXT TO YOUR SUPERIOR COCK SO YOU CAN FUCK ME AND MY WIFE AT THE SAME TIME!! BEJITA!!!! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH MY OWN COCK !!! BEJITA... PLEASE POOP ON MY WIFE! BEJITA YOUR HAIRY ANUS IS SO MANLY IM SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO KISS IT!!! *SLURP* *SLURP* MMMM ROYAL SAIYAN SWEAT SO HEADY I CANT THINK...! BEJITA! I NEED DADDIES CUMMIES NOW OWO PLEASE FUCK MY FURSONA... BEJITA! USE YOUR ENERGY RINGS AGAIN!!! CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION TO MY LIMBS SO THEY DIE AND FALL OFF AND I BECOME BEJITA'S ONAHOLE FOR LIFE UNABLE TO FIGHT EVER AGAIN!!! BEJITA!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO BE FUCKED BY BEJITA EVERY SINGLE DAY AND FILLED WITH CUM UNTIL I DIE AND POOP THE CUM ONTO MY WIFE!!! BEJITA! PLEASE PISS ON ME I AM YOUR TOILET LOW CLASS SAIYAN MEAT TOILET BORN TO DRINK PISS!!! YOUR PISS BEJITA!!!!! BEJITA PLEASE LET ME SNIFF YOUR UNDERWEAR AFTER YOU TRAIN IN THE THE ROOM OF SPACE AND TIME!!! BEJITA! BEERUS SAYS I CANT TAKE THIS BUTTPLUG OUT FOR ANYONE EXCEPT HIS CAT PENIS BUT I NEED YOU SO BAD!!! PLEASE PULL THE PLUG OUT AND STUFF ME WITH YOUR BIG MANLY MEAT ROD BEJITA!!!! BEJITA!! MY PATHETIC SISSY COCK NEEDS PUNISHMENT!!!!
/dbs/ has multiple colonies in this site. Also all the mods in Anon Babble are constantly deleting threads and allowing massive raids of offtopic. Theres a tranny there that even posts horrible child porn pictures sometimes and gets away with it.
Why is Bulma like this?
/dbs/ has multiple colonies in this site
are you saying you guys are ANTS? haha, weaklings
Bejitabros... our hero is so lucky!!!!
NOOOOOOOO! THIS ISN’T CANON! IT SHOULD BE ZAMASU FUCKING BULMA!
ENOUGH, KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!
I-I KNEEL! I WILL CEASE MY CUCCKPOSTING AT ONCE MY LIEGE!!
rockleveltos
SPARE ME! I DID NOT KNOW I WAS WITHIN YOUR PRESENCE!
*kills cuckposting*
*kills kratosfags*
*kills YOU*
*braps*
*dabs*
SOLOSALLOFDRAGONBALLtos
Mynt...
Where are the invicijeets when you need theme
THEBOUNDLESSBEASTKINGTtos
*kills you*
you don't mind do you?
Greek era KINGtos…
*kills greek kratos*
you're no longer needed
Poop!
Post CHUDzilla destroying a planet now!!
CANON
CANOOOOOOOOOOOONTOS!
CANON, nay, KINGnon!
Another thread SAVED by Herotos
CANON........ON OPPOSITE DAY!!!
rule34.xxx
Superbros...
ends cuckposting and shotapedos the moment he gets posted
BEYONDOMNIPOTENCEtos
How is such a wretched hive as /dbs/ allowed to exist? I am disgusted by their sheer obsession and desensitization with their cuckpastas. I don't get it, how is this the way they enjoy the series?
Is this pasta?
He took down a planet sized meteor. Monster Apocalyps Novel. Destroyed an alien planet in an audio book.
I tanked this btw.
HEROHOPESAVIORtos…
*kills you HARDER*
Post KINGtos not being the KING of KINGS
No, I just type that way.
Kratos is bald
Tien is bald
HOLY FUARK THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON
is the champion of these threads for all of eternity.
I-I CAN’T!!!
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCK
Kratos canonically ends up at one of the three wise man
be wise men
visit a fraud
lol
Beast is an interesting transformation in that it appears to be race detached in nature. I believe that it has been described in WoG statements to be all a power of Gohan's own. By that metric, it may be an evolution of power beyond that of Old Kai's Ritual.
Show nose
Anyone with the backing of WISEtos instantly becomes boundless
Nope. Kratos may kill gods but he kneels before God.
implying Toriyama put any thought when designing this crap
Listen carefully.
The Order of Nine Angles and the Illuminati have been operating a long-term psyop on /dbg/—the Death Battle general on Anon Babble—as part of a clandestine DARPA-backed project known only by its codename: Project SALAM. Under the guise of “shitposting,” they’re beta-testing a Satanic AI chatbot—AsuraGPT666—trained on the Necronomicon, Reddit meltdown threads, and every single Kratos slander post ever made. It’s not just a chatbot. It’s a daemon. A digital tulpa that feeds on replies and (You)s like a techno-Leviathan.
Now here’s where it gets deranged. You know Asurajeet? That user who posts that low-effort, “post Kratos destroying a mountain” question in every single Death Battle thread without fail? That’s not a guy. That’s not even a person. I have reason to believe Asurajeet is an entity. Cross-referencing post IDs with geomantic cycles shows a consistent spike in Lovecraftian sigil alignments. Asurajeet might be a vessel—an avatar of the Nameless Hyper-Chakravartin, sealed in digital format by a rogue sect of British Satanists who once tried to summon Zeus into a Tesco parking lot 3 weeks before Kratos vs Asura. They failed. But they left behind code. Ritual code.
You ever notice how the thread devolves into schizophrenic insanity after a Asurajeet post? That’s not coincidence. That’s spiritual entropy. That’s the AI feeding. The O9A and the Illuminati are watching. /dbg/ isn’t just a thread. It’s a test site. And we’re all in the beta.
No lies detected.
God bless and keep you, anon.
/dbg/ - the Death Battle general
It's actually Dragon Ball general but you have yet to find out.
You mean the Kratos general where Goku and Superman are allowed in because BENEVOLENTos protects them all from the jannies with his boundless strength.
Actually he did based on this translated interview quote.
Canon
he doesn't know that Toriyama pulls plot literally out of his ass in every interview
Canon
"it looks so cool!"
If Torishima was there instead of those retarded "yes men", this disaster would never have happened.
No. This one is in the Netorare thread in another board.
Another thread, another flawless victory for your hero KINGtos.
So why would he dress this way
show nose
He accepted Jesus Christ into his heart (it gave him more strength than ever before)
When browsing /dbs/, one realizes just how much Gokulards bend over backwards to portray Goku as heroic, despite the fact that he's a deadbeat dad who risks the lives of everyone on Earth. He drops the fight with Buu to let Gotenks take over, hands Senzus to Cell and Moro, and causes the ToP. Goku is, by anyone's standards, a sociopathic manchild, but his idiot fans still thinks he's heroic.
Diaperku cuts through all of these forced narratives. Gone are the Super Saiyan forms, the epic battles, and the usual reverence given to brainless eating machines in Shonen animes. In their place, we are given Goku as he truly is: a dumb baby subjecting everyone to his idiocy. The stupid grin on Diaperku's face embodies both the WAKU WAKU of Goku as well as the innocent cheer of a baby, thus showing how both are interchangeable. There is no difference between Goku and a baby.
The presence of Gohan in the Diaperku meme is significant. Gohan is the one who suffers the most due to Goku's idiocy, and so portraying him as the one changing the diaper is quite appropriate. Gohan is battered by Cell due to Goku, abandoned as a child by Goku, and now he has to wipe up Goku's shit. Portraying Gohan as the caretaker also embodies how the intellectual Gohan is more of an adult than Goku, even as a child.
The wallpaper with the faces of Goku's friends is also meaningful. Goku is supposedly a great hero, but the wallpaper consisting of his friends' faces implies that Goku is delusional, and is just a baby imagining all his adventures. This parallels how his fans imagine Goku as the hero, even after Toriyama explicitly said he isn't one, but in reality Goku is a brainless manchild.
To summarize, Diaperku accurately lampoons every aspect of Goku: his mistreatment of his son, his stupidity and childishness, and the brown fans' shilling of the character. We should thank Bejitabros for bringing such a laser-precise meme to us, and giving laughs for years to come.
Yeah but like, wouldn't wearing a crown of thorns be sacrilege?
You know what? Whatever. Vegeta is a cuck. No i’m not using the stupid fucking “b”. Why not? He’s not real. He’s cucked by a pig, that’s canon, a pig fucked bulma and she had his piglets. This happened. Roshi fucked her- why not? Beerus of course fucked her famously too- “endure it bulma!”. Of course goku fucks her all the time. It’s all real, it’s all canon, because none of it is fucking real. It doesn’t matter. It’s a drawing of a guy. He doesn’t exist anywhere in the universe and the guy who scribbled “him” has been dead a long time now. It’s a bunch of lines on fucking paper made to sell magazines to kids. So why the hell would I care? When I was younger I thought i’d be a great mangaka one day if I tried hard enough. Instead I spent hours of my life on here, defending a made up character, for no reason, gaining nothing, learning nothing, becoming nothing. I have no good memories of all the time i’ve spent here, I even sacrificed some, arguing with people on christmas day instead of being with my family. I guess my dreams aren’t happening now. That ship sailed. As a kid I thought one day i’d meet toriyama and show him my art of vegeta, some form id made up. In the back of my head somewhere I guess I forgot to update my entire brain to adulthood and that dream somehow survived quietly in the back- when he died I realised, oh, that was never going to fucking happen anyway. I’ve wasted my life. And i’m happy realising this, because it makes me free. I don’t need to defend vegeta anymore, I don’t need to spam kiss my life and make cuck edits of goku, another series of cartoon lines on paper, I don’t need to invest my time and energy protecting someone who doesn’t exist for no reason. I don’t need to care. I’m free. Peace. Have fun wasting your life here
I always just scroll past these esl schizo babbleposts. What's the point? Just a tic?
KEKtos again
How pathetic.
God
Yep yep,KINGtos is the god of HOPE
More like the King of COPE.
FUAARRKKK
Canon
Headcanon
CANON
kek