They retconned her pre-Humanz lore and added that she was forced to work as a geisha in Japan
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Noodle from Gorillaz HAD SEX
noodle was a forced geisha prostitute
MUH FUGGIN COCK
why would you ever think a woman in a band is a virgin?
Is that why she came back in Phase 4 with the aura of a man-devouring, cum-draining cock-destroyer?
forced to work as a geisha in Japan
is she like 85 years old?
Geishas are still a thing over there
Phase 4 Noodle constantly projects an "I could drain every ounce of cum from your body without even trying" energy
...in Minecraft?
it's not something girls are forced to be nowadays
it's not 1940s anymore
her specialty was feet stuff
Based
can none of you coomers fucking read?
Did Murdoch fuck the robot Noodle?
...Because it kinda seems like he did.
this
Yes
How much does she charge the night?
Not all geisha’s are courtesans. They entertained which didn’t necessarily involve sex.
imagine......
Th guy was canonically just a sex trafficker using Geishas as a gimmick. That being said, Noodle realized who she was before getting raped and murdered the dude.
That being said Noodle is a 35 year old rockstar who's been living with atleast 2 sexual degenerates. She's not staying a virgin this long and has zero reason to want to.
Murdoc probably hit that the moment she developed some breasts way back when and I dare anyone to say he didn't.
Early Gorillaz makes me sad and nostalgic, it had so much soul and the characters had this odd chemistry behind them. I always wished they had a slice of life comic were it was just them hanging out and going to shows, like a proper 2000's cartoon. I don't feel any of that with the new stuff. Is good music, better animated, it has personality, I don't think is bad, it's just not as magical as it was. I can't even say is nostalgia because I started listen to the band in 2016 and they were complete dead by them.
Remember that song Noodle got fucking murdered by sky pirates to?
Yeah well it also reminded her of who she really was after somehow escaping actual literal Hell itself and the same sky pirates, still pissed at her, tried killing her a second time in On Melancholy Hill
Gorillaz lore is wild
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I thought this was murdoc trying to get her back because she was not happy with what he was doing in feel good inc so she escaped, not sky pirates.
anyway, the surreal elements are the worst part of gorillaz by far, can't expect anything different from the people behind tank girl, tho.
I could be wrong but I solidly remember for like twenty years "sky pirates" without any further explanation or description wanting to murder noodle for some reason.
Nothing quite encapsulates the 00s for me like the Gorillaz do.
Yo, how on earth that Russel became a shill for Juche
the fuck
like while she was a kid?
or whole she was still in the band making music?
5/4
Like most things today, Gorillaz has been bad longer than it's been good.
sexo
I like the designs and animation. Not really a fan of the music. Clint Eastwood was a solid jam but everything else just sounds like vapid pop to me.
I wouldn’t mind seeing a cartoon with the characters devoid of the music aspect. Make them need to go on a heist in order to play a show or something.
I think I really just want to see Hewlett do an animated show before he dies. His style is so cool.
Is she canonically addicted to heroin also? The hell'd Jamie Hewlett do to her in the OP picture lmao
Please stop saying such things about my wife
If it isn't cyborg noodle, I don't give a fuck
Modern geishas just dance and shit also you can't be forced you gotta train to be one. What next she has a samurai brother and knows a Kaiju?
Russel was a kaiju for a while. so yeah...
Who cares. Phase 4 noodle was dog shit and ugly as fuck
she just need to moisturize her face a bit and not take shitty haircuts
why?
there's a monkey in the jungle
get her cooch
get her cooch "shoeshine"
Nta but cyborg noodle is pretty fucking cool