You're gonna watch his show, right?

You're gonna watch his show, right?

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Is this a TROON? It's a fucking leftist TROON show isn't it?

I judge boys by their footwear
this BigMouth-looking croc-wearer will get no attention from me

no, too many whites

sees cartoon boy

immediately thinks about trannies

Meds.

I guess, hope the fan art's good

People still haven't drawn him fucking his asian stepmom.

Anon Babble isn't what it used to be

we still are a month a way from the season release

looks like it's for babies, so no.

what is your footwear ranking

it's almost like that's a troll, designed to make you sympathize with the things he's "yelling about"

hell yeah

Reminder that the father had Jack, then ended his relationship with the mother, met the Asian woman and had another child in a matter of two years. Is Asian pussy really that powerful?

bigmouth looking

yeah I think people are softening on that shit now / trying to slide it under the radar of the morons who ree constantly anyway so at this point they are background noise

YEAH. SHAPED like.

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You mean HER show, right?

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she's so heckin adorkable :3!!!!????

that's certainly how I think about it
I like that we got both of their lead-ups, and they're kinda both the protagonists.

she's not really dorky enough to be adorkable, irony anon.. she wears cool hip fresh stocking cap sweater styles with zubaz.. the only dorky thing about her is the missing tooth, and.. yeah at 11 she should probably have gotten all of her adult incisors years ago, but whatever.

She's sweating profusely in this clip
youtube.com/watch?v=TpTaKOSXDds

It was cute, but lets face it is not Spongebob.

Yesh I was thinking what was the age difference here, was the dad fucking both at the same time?

They'll never show her feet

I don't care because I'm not a footfag but I hope they show her armpits

Their conversation over the phone just felt weird like an aunt dropping her kid over at her brother's house, I mean they're divorced. I mean we'll never here again I'm sure but I'd like to see how they converse in the same room.

No probably not but I will be enjoying all the fanart.

honestly I'm getting the STRONG sense that he cheated, yeah
and #1 with a bullet is that she doesn't have her dad's last name. Which is something you really only do when he's not in your life, in your family.
We have to listen carefully for background lines about the divorce, because I would not be shocked if we hear them say like "divorced 10 years ago"

No. Doesn't look interesting to me.
Jadoo?

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Same brother

why does her design look like shes from a completely show?

She’s his adopted step daughter.

Whoever said he had another kid? Lily could be from the previous marriage.

Molly McGee ripoff

shes way too good for this shitty show

there is actually some similarities lol

must be a cousin
she's explicitly jack's dad's daughter.

I didn’t hate the first episode but it just seems really really boring. There’s no hook and I think we’re a little past “dude what if it’s a suburban family but… slightly odd!”

Wow half siblings getting to know each other in California, riveting. I’ll watch a few more episodes

One thing I don’t get. Why is the daughter so swarthy? Is the dad meant to be a Jew or something?

I'm sure this is gonna be about cute sibling awkwardness and junk, real low-key, slice of life..
there's enough cartoons that are about big huge epic stuff with hooks.

Why is she so smug?

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i think southeast asians have been the protags of cartoons for so long now that people forget sino-japanese people exist, and they are white-people-colored.
I'll say this, the dad has to carry the ginger gene, Jack couldn't have gotten it purely from his mom, that's not how that works. Wylde is an English name, so who knows.

You could think maybe a lot of california sun, but Jack has been out in all kinds of crazy tropical locations himself.. though being a redhead, maybe he can't tan. and jack's dad, who clearly has eumelanin, isn't very tan.

When porn of the mom?

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this is worse when you are NOT into them

At least im still into older women, so my options are still pretty reasonable
T. Pushing 30

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good luck matey.