Masters of the universe film

finally make that he-man movie after years of teasing

theyre really going to earth again after all

I fucking hate you hollywood, fuck you too mattel

theyre really going to earth again after all

Why? Just why?
Because of Sonic? Seriously just why?

Because "relatability" i imagine. Cant expect normies to actually take in an immersive fantasy world like eternia without it being connected by reality or being fraught with ironic jokes at its expense, can you?

Fuck this world I want to see fantasy in a movie

bottom right pic looks like she's wearing a diaper over her pants

Nice ass. Best Riverdale girl

See, that's why lord of the rings bombed and they never made the sequels

I don't hate the casting for Adam, but Teela is a pretty whatever choice. I'm just assuming it's supposed to be her.

Mattel is funding my monke addiction, so I find it hard to outright hate them right now.

Mattel is funding my monke addiction

The fuck are you talking about?

Teela's outfit is censored

Of fucking course

I can tell there’s going to be a few scenes that go like this.

At least one reference to Fabulous Secret Powers

Cringer and Orko are voiced by Kevin Hart and Awkwafina

He Man gets into a zoom meeting. He thinks they’re people trapped in his computer. He destroys it in a clumsy effort to free them.

Skeletor confuses the Nae Nae for some magical spell “PREPARE HE MAN, THIS WHIP OF THE NAE NAE OUGHTA BLOW YOU AWAY”

tons of gags insinuating He-Man and Skeletor’s rivalry is an allegory for a homosexual relationship

Adam has to go into He Man mode. He does so and is now in his incredibly revealing battle armor exposing his tight abs. Some old lady in the crowd is going to go “ooh la la”, the extremely effeminate gay guy next to her faints

Female body bad

Anon, they're not going to Earth in this one, it's a bit weirder.
They're leaving it.
Adam basically crash lands to Earth as a baby a la Superman and discovers who he really is going to Eternia a la Harry Potter

They've been running a crossover promo with Bloons TD6™ for a while now. There's a premium She-ra skin for Adora (hero monke) and some MotU themed premium consumables (Cringer and Adam's sword to be specific).

This is my monkewife Brickell, please say something nice about her.

Adam basically crash lands to Earth as a baby a la Superman and discovers who he really is going to Eternia a la Harry Potter

Youre shitting me right now

People can shit on 80s cartoons all they want, but they knew how to draw girls

What the fuck is bloons? Also nice chimp-fu i guess

To be fair, they DID make the ass pretty form-fitting here

I'm happy that it seems Mattel has memory holed dyke-ra. It's was hurting the brand.

It’s not completely unfounded, Adam’s mother is from Earth.

My guess is they're trend chasing.
He-Man is one of those characters like Aquaman who have a running issue of constantly running away from the "camp" of the best known incarnation or trying too hard to be self-aware about the infamous gay overtones of the show.

It feels like something that can either work well or work extremely poorly depending on how early and how well
the Eternia reveal is to us.

Ass

As the name implies, it's a Tower Defence game. With cute monkeys as towers and heroes. Surprisingly addictive. No pay2win either, despite the freemium model. The shop only has some cosmetics, consumables (which you can also get via playing, minus the 2 motu tie-ins) and two optional convenience options. The latter two can not be used in the hardest mode, which is the only mode that matters anyway.

The ghost here is Amelia, sadly trapped forever in a failed spinoff game.

Still blows my mind that a goofy little browser-based game from 2007 trundled along until it got ported to every major platform and received, like, one thousand images of monke getting their holes gaped.

Goatboy is a miracle of the universe when he's not drawing faggotshit. Same for sincaster

I'll take censored ass over the hyper frumpy Marvel costumes that hide any hint of a figure.

its cheaper to film

I thought the redhead looked hotter, all three of them need to nude ASAP tho

Is Bloons arguably the most successful "from flash" game there is?

THE POWEEEER!!! *cums*

Well Adam’s mother Marlena was an astronaut from earth.

Nice monkey

I think the last stand was a wee bit more impactful.
Toss the turtle, Alien hominid got more games going on and I guess the MnF games will be etched into millennials horny consciousness till the age they enter hospices.

The redhead actress is now dating Tyga the rapper.
Blacked!

Both castings are ok. Would be accepted as good cosplayers. They try atleast to base it on the original source.

damn what a shame

It honestly baffles me. I remember playing them on Miniclip and Kongregate. Nothing really stood out to hint at it surviving any more than any other towers defense game mechanically speaking. Seeing even people I know who were never online or even know what Flash was playing it on their phones is a strange feeling. I guess the art style must have really struck a cord or something or else I'd expect more old Flash games would be returning like this.

Not going to happen since they are literally going the full superman route for live action he-man, with Prince Adam sent to Earth as a baby and being given the sword of power by black Man At Arms so he can return home to eternia to beat evil emo Skeletor, who IIRC is going to get played by Jared Leto

Couldn't they at least iron his shirt?

So they're doing the Adam transforming doesn't actually make him more buff thing? If so that's kind of cool. Always sort of preferred it that way. Everything else I'm incredibly skeptical of since I'm not sure if He-Man could really be done in love action. I at least hope Skeletor looks cool.