ITT: comic characters with canon ending deaths
ITT: comic characters with canon ending deaths
Wait jonah hex canonically dies? I know sgt rock did but not hex too
Wait until you learn what happens to his corpse.
The Hex series was cool
The “weird western” stories were cool (where he fights the Edgar winter group)
Bronze Age series was cool
Most of his modern issues were pretty cool too
His movie sucked though
stuffed and put on display at a carnival
You know that actually happened to a guy right? and that corpse was the inspiration behind skeletor
Yeah he gets gunned down when he’s old as fuck and has no real chance to defend himself. I think they parade his stuffed body around in some travelling carnival
At least he got married and had a few good years before this
His gf was cool
Hex's stuffed corpse should get more play and stories in DC books.
Also, the 80's Hex series was actually pretty good.
Didn't it end up in Booster Gold's superhero themed restaurant? That has to violate a ton of health regulations.
You can have stuffed animals. Why not stuffed people?
Yeah, he's there.
Is this from kingdom come?
doesn't his stuffed corpse fall and kill some criminal. Like even beyond the grave Hex is a killing machine
bullet man and girl salt and pepper shakers
never noticed that before
Tallulah is so fine
The LA version can't even commit to the fucked up look
Didn't New 52 All-Star Western retcon this at the end of their run?
It's actually one of the best single issues of all time, too.
Yep, they gave him a happier ending, it's dumb saying it out loud but i thought it was a nice ending anyway. You actually dont neef the time travel part but it helps explain his face.
Anyway Jonah gets sent to the future and gets plastic surgery which unfucks his face and he plows (i believe) barely legal pussy, he brings her back to the past and she immediately dies of an infection or some shit. With his new face he ends up at a bar only to find out someone was impersonating him, seeing this opportunity he decides to murk fake Jonah (who has his body stuffed and all). Presumably he lives the rest of his life with Tallulah on a boat most likely fucking like rabid animals
*Canonically will die of a heart attack*
Solo series aside, she's nowhere near as bad as a character as 2010's discourse would have you believe
*they actually didn't
Anyone else think the heart attack thing is a bit much? Its too depressing
he came back in blackest night didn't he? for an issue probably. fuck it's been a while since i read that. back when i liked events.
Wasn't it eventually retconned so that it wasn't him but an imposter he killed and he just lived out the rest of his life with Tallulah?
Robert Crumb hated the Fritz the Cat movie so much he killed off the character.
Its too depressing
It's balanced out because the amount of people who mourned her death and paid tribute to her reinforced that Faith did indeed accomplish what she set out to do
Be a genuine superhero
Why
Just say it man, no need to be vague.
How does Sgt. Rock die?
The retcon was done by pussies for pussies
Waaahhh I need the hardened old west bounty hunter to have a happy ending!!
I loved the part where he spent his time in the future plowing college pussy, brought her back in time only for her to pretty much immediately die of an infection or some shit.
Yes :)
Yeah, during the epilogue
Adrian Chase AKA Vigilante canonically blows his own head off after realizing that his quest for justice/revenge has turned him into a monster and destroyed the lives of everyone he ever cared about.
what happens to his corpse
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This is where they got the idea from.
The palpable disgust with which Bruce responds to some underpaid idiot who doesn't even recognize the 3 BARELY disguised people at the table one of whom is wearing a fucking Themiscyra toga
It's fine to piss all over Waid's other work but KC has aged beautifully. "The Kingdom" never happened.
The entire book is easter eggs from cover to cover.
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And of course, this pic made at least 5 years before Anon Babble existed:
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CGI was advanced enough to superimpose a permanently open eye on Brolin, I don't know why they pussied out but then we're talking about a movie where they already had to rename Tallulah probably out of threats from Gray & Palmiotti
the one thing he could never survive
A VA hospital
That robin has nice leg
It's good thanks mostly to Alex Ross.
That’s Carrie Kelley. In that continuity she never became Batman’s sidekick.