Death Battle

Itachi vs Post-Bear Rape Kratos

KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS! SAVE THESE SACRED HALLS BY DESTROYING INDIA AND PAKISTAN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!

Simon Vs Kyle

Ashbros...

Ninja AIDS vs Bear-sama

can't even destroy one mountain

Kratosbros...how are we supposed to destroy entire countries...

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

Its alright, Kratos already has practice killing jeets

BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Yoko’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”
Yoko stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
Y: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel”
From the bush:
S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Yoko. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”

I will post Ash's Pikachu clashing with Palkia and Arceus, but YugiCHADS have to promise NOT to bring up meteors at all and ESPECIALLY not bring up ANY KIND of CEMENT AT. ALL. Okay?

Kratos will simply kill their entire pantheon and fuck up their geography and climate like he did to Greece at the end of GoW3

Making a GOW game set in India might unironically cause them to declare war on the US and kickstart WW3 for real

India GOW Kratos will bend over for all the Indian gods and learn to be better because of their culture, becoming Guru Kratos

Arceus is a weak little bitch

This will happen

I can imagine. Kratos brutally killing Hanuman or Kali... Lmao

MAN. Imagine the backlash if Kratos did this to a Hindu god

Just to keep the thread on topic...

Out of Kyle and Simon, which one do you believe is strongest?

Which one will actually win Death Battle?

What's your dream Death Battle match up?

if there was a GOW game set in India Kratos might actually get real universe tier feats and scaling

there will never be a GOW game set in India because jeets would burn down Santa Monica Studio

grim

the Hindu gods are unkillable in fiction because of their real life subjects

I...kneel...

Simon
Kyle through Swank
Not sure. Maybe Thor vs Orion in Jack Kirby's art style off the top of my head

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Kyle
Kyle
Dream vs Nightmare

Technically Kyle due to the Life Equation, but he can't use it well so Simon

Kyle

mostly just want an SMT (not shitsona) or MonHun character on the show, don't care about the matchup in particular beyond that. Maybe redone Vergil vs Sephy with nu-DB's budget if I had to pick, even if the outcome is the same

TTGL has enouch niche cosmology that I can see them justify Simon's deserved win

scaling

come on man Ash's Pokémon have to have an impressive feat of their own like Obelisk creating a huge storm right? I swear Infernape has a good one but I'm not going out fetching feats for the other side

that was a hologram

This is Infernape's best feat

Most Pokemon anime feats are just

causes big explosion and kicks up a lot of dust

smashes whatever Jessie and James' robot of the week is

sometimes it gets as high as building level but that's rare

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Simon
Simon
Shadow Vs. Sakuya

RRRAAAAGGGGHHH CAPTAIN AMERICA HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME BREAK MY HAND BY BLOCKING WITH YOUR SHIELD?! KISAMA!!!

Yujiro's quake punches would jiggle Cap through his shield and make him explode in a shower of gore

Captain America

Captain Vietnam victim.

I thought hindu gods were fair game since FF did it tho

You know, that's probably a good marker for street-tiers' skills and reflexes. Could they catch a Captain America shield throw? When it comes to Yujiro, I'd say so

Indians and Japanese have an unspoken hatred, yet also uneasy kinship

Yujiro just got lucky and the earthquake stopped by itself right after he punched the ground, btw.

The planet itself knew not to embarrass Yujiro out of fear, so it stopped the earthquake in submission

Post a bear destroying a mountain

I can't, they already destroyed all of the mountains

Bullet timing is a better metric

It gets too muddled by aim dodging and cinematic timing

Can I take your order please?

Does Hulk have any answers to Godzilla Ultima?

I'll have two street-tier feats with universal scaling, one laser aim-dodge treated as FTL reactions and one order of quaternary scaling to a feat that happened 60 years ago

I'll do you one better

Big PUNCH!!

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KRATOSXISTERS OUR RESPONSE???

The bear needed Kratos' sperm that he oh so generously donated to boost its power

Asura, help!

*Asura rises from the grave he buried himself in so Kratos wouldn't feel bad*
I'LL HELP YOU, KRATOS-CHAN!
*bear immediately btfos him*

Spawn! Please! You're my only hope now!!

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ENOUGH slander. ENTER the UNDEFEATED Trio

Spawn pushes Kratos further down the Bear's maw

...and SHITte and COCKslayer.

All bear victims.

AAARRRGGHHH TREADWELL-SAMA COME TALK WITH THIS BEAR AND TELL HIM TO BE A BETTER MAN!

…of the laundry-folding competition.

You need to be a better bear

that was clearly Kratos in a bear costume

He TANKED that

Kyle can't kill his rapist

Kratos defeated his rapist

KINGtos scales above GAPEDyle

MY FUARKING HERO STRIKES AGAIN

Kratos...that was just the LITTLE BEAR...

KINGtos can tank being digested by a bear

MY FUARKING HERO!!!!

AIslop

*Kratos gulps comically*

It's right behind me, isn't it?

Kratos... Easy on the pasta...

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That's a cute little blonde girl...

Uh-oh...

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Hal Jordan...

bears

yes

little girl

wrong gender and not related to him, he'll be disgusted by one

canon

Bring me a loli matchup

why is this sick bastard swimming in the spaghetti????

Hal...

Spiderman...

It's how he gets his sick kicks

Strike witches in death battle when?

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Suika Ibuki vs Pippi Longstocking

Bejita...

they can fight an ace combat protagonist of their choice

With every source available to me… the crossovers, the shows and comics, the writer tweets, the author interviews, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE KYLE DESTROYING A GALAXY, MUCH LESS A UNIVERSE! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KYLE, who I have WORSHIPPED for 30 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he will be JOBBING against a guy who was not only NOT RAPED but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY GALAXIES and UNIVERSES. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from Anon Babble, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a galaxy, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!

He's tanked stronger blows with that shield.

Shadow Vs. Sakuya

defeats Ares after Ares creates a universe (even when viewed from npcs in the future the npcs see it happening)

defeats Hades the equal of Zeus who commands and is omnipresent across two infintie dimensions (Hades and Tartarus)

defeats Helios who has an infinite speed and power attack and whose predecessor merged three infinite dimensions together using the same attack

defeats Primordials, Mountain Sized Titans who also created Time itself, his father Zeus the leader of all gods empowered by Pandora's Box, Thor and Odin who broke Time itself and created their own multiverse

Fates themselves were unable to reality warp him out of existence, because by sheer power of will he reality warped his own string of destiny into whatever he so chose. Literally impossible to make him lose by any means as they admitted

The King of Kings. You hate him cause you ain't him

Holy shit...all of that inside a single planet...these might be the weakest versions of those concepts

Post them doing this on screen

The King of Kings.

gilgamesh out of nowhere

You weren't supposed to ask that....

doomslayer jobs easily in his new game

MORE LIEK COOMGOONER

Doom Slayer can revive himself via hate alone

KEKlo bros...

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Okay but Yugi nodiffs Ash

Muh... Hate... And le epic rage man... Demon killing man... Too angry to die

Grow up. Be better.

Holy fuark...what a BEAST

John Byrne....

Post a bear killing a T. rex in the real world

Actually becomes a better man

You're responsé?