You're my hero

You're my hero...

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I am? I just do your dirty work. Honestly I haven’t felt like a hero in a while…

That’s a lie, Marceline is your hero

It was implied that she was leading him on to get free defense, but the show never admitted it.

It was pretty obvious. PB is way more competent and a better fighter than Finn, it didn’t make sense that she had to rely on him to save her from idiots like the Ice King.

I’m tired, tired of being used, tired of fighting for you, I’m going to fight for myself from now on, for my goals, for my dreams.

It was pretty obvious. PB is way more competent and a better fighter than Finn

Stop talking shit tranny

You should be a hero for you own self.

PB is scientifically more competent, yes, but she showed that she had big issues underestimating or not knowing how to actually fight, that's why she has to build soldier to actually do the fighting and Finn also allowed her to deal with threats that weren't in the immediate candy kingdom proximity. There's some room for this being for free defense, but also because Finn actually was more competent in terms of dealing with monster and threats than PB could in general.

Finn, there's something I need to tell you.

Huh? W-what is it, PB?

I need to fart, like, super-duper extra-crazy bad

Do it in my mouth

Princess Bubblebutt

... Finn, I know it would taste like bubblegum, but that's still weird.

Do you think if she holds it in her gut would expand like blowing a bubblegum bubble? Would it turn see through once it got big enough?

Haha, wouldn't that be embarrassing when she has to explain it...

Early seasons seemed rather innocent in comparison to what they later brought to the show.
Ward shouldn't have buggered off.

Innocence is meant to be ruined.

everytime finn looked like this instead of his normal look i knew the episode was going to be shit

I wouldn't say ruined, but rather gradually phased out as reality and life experience takes its place.
Granted, not everyone gets the luxury of being eased into such things.

Excuse me chud, being a hero was never in the cards for Finn. PB and Marceline were always the true heroes of the story.

Where was this implied?

AHHHHH MY SELF INSERT HAS TO FUCK EVERYONE AND HAVE A HAREM AHHHHB

Yes.

Yep, exactly.

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As Pendleton Ward intended
That is before they hijacked his show and characters

You better bring a diaper for your head!

Really? You sure you don't want me to wear a diaper on my butt? I know you like that sorta thing!

Her farts stink.

I find it funny when people get offended on behalf of Pen when you know he doesn't give a fuck. He greenlit this so-called hijacking by his friends.

PB is for erotic sex and not much else

He lost the plot.

…good

The only time Finn x PB worked out was in a dream

It was never gonna work, thank you anyway BASED King Worm

It kind of worked when PB became a 13 year old. Lemongrab ruined it though.

She might be evil but she's hecken' cut

I absolutely hate how this sociopathic behavior is now normalized that as long as you say "thank you" you get full rights to abuse the hell out of somebody without giving anything else in return. And if you bitch about it the abuser has a melty and calls you mean and rude and how they were totally thinking about giving you a raise but not anymore.

I'm personally very indifferent in regards to this show.
The fanbase of it is absolute cancer though.

I wish he said this exact line.

FIIIIINNN!!!

I like princess bubble gum better when she was a damsel bitch.

Virgin Princess Bubblegum (Modern Tyrant Version)

"Finn, I’m like, 800 years old, ew."

Gaslights, gatekeeps, doesn't girlboss—just dictatorboss.

Treats Marceline like an emotionally starved puppy then expects loyalty.

Creates life just to enslave it.

Candy people are dumb as hell because she programmed them like Teletubbies.

Bans fun, war, and based characters like Lemongrab.

“Violence is not the answer.” – says while hiding nukes in her lab.

Wears pink, but bleeds bureaucratic gray.

Not even fun to save anymore—too >busy doing political calculus.

Killed the PB x Finn ship and made us >suffer through Distant Lands: Taxpayer Romance Edition.

Chad Princess Bubblegum (Ice King Damsel Era)

“FIIIIIIINNNN!!!” – Queen of getting kidnapped with flair.

Ice King’s most prized hostage, not his Twitter mutual.

Doesn’t do calculus, she is the problem.

Wears pink and actually acts like a princess, not a CEO.

Gets frozen, abducted, and endangered—like the good ol’ damsel trope.

Dead in the Lich’s pool? BASED.

Took one for the team to let Jake’s imagination go wild.

Adds stakes and emotion to the story when she’s hurt or gone.

Didn’t lecture Finn, just screamed for him like a true drama queen.

Gave us that classic Saturday morning cartoon vibe—no essays, just chaos.

Bad(no fart fetish)
Good(with fart fetish)

They stunk bad enough even Marceline had to cup her nose and mouth shut.

Fartfags are insufferable