Death Battle

Kyle preview coming in two days, discuss matchups and vs stuffs

Kyle won because that's what the fans want.

What are some Yugioh matches besides Yugi vs Ash?

Ocelot vs Spy

Ocelot vs Loid

Ocelot vs Agent 47

Loid Forger vs Spy

Agent 47 vs Spy

Agent 47 vs Sam Fisher

Agent 47 vs Loid

Sam Fisher vs Spy

Choose your Stealth Battle.

I guess...any other cardgame protag?

have him duel a beyblade or monster rancher protag?

Thread starts off with listroon

grim

Fanbase is 90% seething anime fans who think researching vs battles counts as philosophy study.

Listroon made this thread

Sora from Kingdom Heart vs Judai Yuki
HEART of the Cards.

>Ocelot vs Spy

Ocelot takes it. Spy has a lot of tools but a disguise isn't going to do much for him. His cloak might help him but Ocelot is a better shot than the Spy.

Paradox vs Time-Eater (Sonic)

... you know Kyle is the comic guy, right?

Ash? Will beat Yugi's monsters to death like an SMT protagonist.

Venom slayer.

sakura kinomoto

wouldn't be funny if SMT had a collab with Yugioh?

Yu-Gi-Oh! creator died a few years ago

PAIN!

saving someone from drowning

He died trying to save a person drowning but a shark got him

He died like a HERO

Truly an act heroism. Pokemon creators would never!

But seriously, what other authors have died trying to save others?

Ash vs Yugi is worthless because Yugi has so many no cost hax that instantly kill all of Ash's Pokemon.

Remember the director for early Pokemon episodes had a mental breakdown over male voice Lugia, did drugs, and ODed

He also wanted Pokemon to revolt against humans, so Ash/Satoshi and Pikachu woud fight each other

JOBBED to a shark because he's SUB-AQUATIC FODDER

KWAB

Pikachu will just aim for the horn

Then Yugi will aim for the moon

You're a disgusting pedophile but that's not a bad match.

I looked his death up in wikipedia and it just looks like he drowned and a newspaper mentions how he tried to help 3 other people in a current
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazuki_Takahashi#Death

I thought SMT only did collabs for the shitty Gacha

Kaiba vs Kamen Rider Genm

I think Genm would win this, believe it was somewhat of a stomp before but with Outsiders? Kaiba cannot counter Musou or Hyper Fumetsu

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ehh, don't bring the directors here. wasn't one of them involved in the magic girl show that ironically started the whole Lolicon thing?

He died trying to save a soldier, a mother, and her 11 year old daughter. The authorities were slow disclosing the details because they didn't want the 11 year old to know the kind man that helped her died. The Japanese are like that.

Lolicon started with Yoshiki Takaya. You should know that given your tastes.

god bless america listroon wins again

actually i think it's the same guy

His major works include Space Warrior Baldios, Magical Princess Minky Momo, and Pokémon. He was known for his witty dialogue and the unique next episode previews of the series for which he was in charge of series composition. For Pokémon, he created Team Rocket's famous motto and Lugia

on Magical Princess Minky Momo

While aimed at young girls with the goal of selling toys, the original series attracted a considerable number of older male fans and alongside Creamy Mami, the Magic Angel, is credited as one of the originators of the lolicon otaku subculture. Though this unintended audience allegedly disgusted Ashi Productions founder Sato Toshihiko, it helped the show gain a strong 10% viewer share, leading to its run being extended from 50 episodes to 63.

Episode 46 of the original series has become infamous due to its depiction of Momo dying after being hit by a truck carrying toys. In an issue of Japanese anime magazine OUT, series writer Takeshi Shudo explained that this was due to the toy sponsor Popy pulling their funding due to poor merchandise sales, despite strong ratings. Furious with this decision, Ashi Productions revolted and killed the character off at the end of the episode. While the character's death was only temporary, the sequence was seen as a trailblazer that allowed later magical-girl productions to deal with darker themes

for the shitty Gacha

:(

Never would have guessed this thread taking such a bLANd TURN of events!

Damn. I can't help but remember how Joey jumped in a pool and the ocean for his friend. Takahashi was a real one.

7/10
ew, fuckin 4/10. Next time try to use FRIDGE in your pun.

So, any opponents for this team of dumbasses aside from the 8-Bit Theatre team?

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I still want a more bullshit DB that fully acknowledges game glitches as feats. I know Doomguy had it but he was stomping anyway so it didn't matter.
I want Mario doing BLJs, Link with an infinite sword glitch, Bunnyhopping Gordon, and Debug mode Sonic fighting

Okay. I hunkered down and read through the omnibus for Our Worlds at War. Let me just say one thing: The Young Justice sections felt totally discordant with the rest of the event. Not even in like a Saturday morning kind of thing, but like Big the Cat just appearing in sections of other people's stories way.
Past that, it was alright. It is where we start getting the Suicide Squad set up (though led by Manchester Black until he gets his powers back), so that's neat.
What I don't like about the event is that Brainiac's hijacking of things feels like it shunted the entire story off its original mark. There were definitely parts that established Braniac as an entity to be aware of early in the event, but it is just that the climax dragged out as a result.
As for Imperiax, it isn't stated until later into the event, but he actually got energy from hundreds of galaxies he destroyed. The big bang discrepancy is entirely invoked within the final section of the event, after Superman sundipped for the first time. He's just absolutely pissed in this moment and is getting ready to destroy Pluto (Braniac had converted it into a Warworld), but as he approaches the core he realizes that Imperiax is still alive. Imperiax tries to convince the enraged Superman to destroy Imperiax and cause a big bang.
So then comes the plan to send Warworld back in time to detonate it right at the same time as the actual big bang occured.
But this leaves a plot hole and also a regular hole in the universe. Firstly, the original plan was to release the energy back into the universe at a safe point so that the destroyed galaxies could be reformed. Instead those galaxies are just kinda gone now and also Pluto is gone, but I don't think that's ever acknowledged again.
Also this entire plot was a Superman and Wonder Woman experience for the most part. Kyle is there, but he is just there to be the Green Lantern.
Also Guy Gardner dies off screen.

That's not quite right. Hippolyta believes Imperiax is present because of everyone doing time travel and making the universe less good. However, the conclusion of the event has Imperiax realize that the imperfection of the universe is his own presence and detonation at the Big Bang.

well then I got the dumb idea.
TAS Mario and ACE Link would be interesting.
How far could you take tool assistance and arbitrary code execution in a DB?

With the Life Equation Kyle could have done the impossible but he couldn't still see a way to beat Simon!

Shadow using Chaos Spear to keep momentum

Would be weird.

There's nothing wrong with brainstorming a different plot. Pokemon was just wilder back then. They were figuring out how to adapt the game into an anime and you had different interpretations of how to do that with various manga. The episode with a giant Dragonite was them simply following dex lore, we don't accept dex lore today precisely because they stopped doing that and the anime became its own thing-fans also started separating Ash =/ Red.

Yeah the brainstorming plot reminds me of when leaks came out there was a story based on myths of how a typhlosion fucked a girl, kind of sad it got scraped because lore tidbits like that are cool but it is a series for kids. It's still weird how Xitter is still mindbroken about that and insist how their shitgon memes are funny

I could see that being used like Doomslayer catching the rocket

There's a place in Okinawa called Mermaid's Grotto. It's popular with snorklers and American troops stationed at a base nearby use it for diving training.

Army diving instructor is giving lessons. Kazuki Takahashi is nearby because he liked snorkling.

An 11 year old gets caught in a riptide.

A soldier swims out to help her.

He also gets caught in the riptide.

Mother swims out to help

She also gets caught in the riptide

Situation is rapidly becoming FUBAR

The instructor and Takahasi swim out to help.

The instructor gets the girl and the mother

Takahashi goes for the soldier, but goes under.

The instructor tries to go for the soldier, but is too tired, so he has to give up. Never sees Takahashi but his students watching saw him.

tldr Kazuki Takahashi died a hero's death.

Remember when gutsfags cried about guts losing because “it would be disrespectful to the author because he just died” even though he died like years ago at that point?

That is still the most pathetic attempt at a shield I have seen in DBG, and that’s saying something

Imperiex is/was the big bang. I think.

>An 11 year old gets caught in a riptide.

>A soldier swims out to help her.

>He also gets caught in the riptide.

>Mother swims out to help

>She also gets caught in the riptide

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I FUCKING RIPTIDES

Served that Jap right. Water is the white man's domain.

Literally unbeatable

That poor 11 year old is going to have to go the rest of her life knowing she caused the Yugioh man's death.

Two very different kinds of cards. Stomp for Sakura.

Riptides are top tier. The instructor remarked that he nearly bought it and that giving up on the soldier was the hardest thing he ever had to do in his life.

holy shit. i didn't think about that

I find it hard to believe you weren't thinking about the 11 year old.

That was why details about his death took so long to come out and why the news initially reported it as a "diving accident." The authorities didn't want the poor kid to know.

It was subsequently reported, first in the American military newspaper Stars and Stripes on October 11, that Takahashi had died in the afternoon of July 4 while assisting in the rescue of three others who were caught in a rip current.

Make him an honorary American.

Japan takes bullying serious. Kid would have commited suicide if the School knew.

Now here's a list.

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SINESTROBROS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

We gotta ninja his ass before this stupid picture keeps showing up

Sinestro...it's no use!

took me this long to get the joke

thank you. remembering kaz's death is getting me down. you made me chuckle

SinestDafoe

This looks like Ian wanted Sinestro to make Perfect Chaos but the editors told him no.

Kill yourself listtroon.

Nah that's just Parallax

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

Green Lanterns now have Sonic scaling

MARIO LEND SIMON YOUR STRENGTH!

schizo from Anon Babble was banned for three days

oh no schizo vanishes for three days

Anon Babble mods are notoriously known for banning people from the entire website

really clonks the coconuts

I have this theory that Green Lanterns, although powered by will, are carried to stupendous, impossible feats not with willpower, but with how corny they can be. It's always some cornball shit when they pull something impossible off

My nigga...And to answer that....I don't know.

I have this theory that Green Lanterns, although powered by will, are carried to stupendous, impossible feats not with willpower, but with how corny they can be. It's always some cornball shit when they pull something impossible off

finally... some worthy comrades

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Bring me...

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kazuma kiryu and segata sanshiro would be the only ones on this list to give kratos a challenge

Is this a roster for sega smash bros?

obsessed

schizo

loves sucking listtroon's nuts

lol I bet you're losing sleep too lmao

aw you felt called out. u? mad.

who's this nerd?

So GL Silver is just equivalent to regular GL corpse members? Kinda boring.

I know what Superman looks like though, he's got red and blue. What's with this dork with the goggles?

You seem mad, OhNoSchizo. Is it because you threw a tantrum on Anon Babble?

direct response to a direct response

'y-y-you f-felt c-c-c...'

I'll take that as confirmation you're losing what passes for your mind. So ezzzzz.

Sega Super Stars. Konami's Knock Outs.

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solos most verses at full power

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u? mad.

Can Kyle do this

yes because one atom in DC equals an infinite universe

with his penis

Like, that specifically? No.

no because one universe in DC equals less than an atom

It's still weird that this is technically one of the best feats in the show and it's the fourth to the last form.

Why is Silver so strong!?! First he clowned on dragonball now he is doing it with DC!

Mold
GOLD

No. It's pretty funny that one of the weaker forms of Gurren pulls this though

only Kiryu and Segata Sanshiro

up down up down chu chu chu

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Kyle has never done anything like this

Kratos has nothing to counter tiger drop

Going back in time to avoid actually fighting Alien X will always be the most punkass way to win a Death Battle. Anyways, rewatching BvH, there were three other things I thought were worth noting:

they mentioned the charge limit for rings

a larger cosmology was part of the reason why Hal won

someone actually made a construct as large as a solar system

youtube.com/watch?v=5hos7hv1Cn8&t=636s
Big (literally) if true. Does someone recognize the issue this is from? I know that a solar system is still dwarfed by Simon's largest mechs, but it's still worth pointing out that a construct larger than Heaven's Ladder.

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They're not using cosmology scaling for Kyle vs Simon so they basically retconned the results of this battle and every other DC battle anyways.

They're not using cosmology scaling for Kyle vs Simon

When was this said?

so they basically retconned the results of this battle and every other DC battle anyways.

Goku vs Superman 4 is inevitable

In the podcast they said they're not doing dimensional scaling iirc

Bandai Brawlers

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Alien X LITERALLY ran back in time to suckerpunch Hal before he could fully charge up.

They're not using cosmology scaling for Kyle vs Simon

Why do people keep saying this? We had cosmology scaling like two fights ago and Zarathos dunked on Spawn in that area, I don’t know why anyone thinks that they’re not using cosmology again.

That changes a lot then.

There is only one man who can rival him.
though I'd hope Undertaker would pull the win.

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Dimensional scaling and cosmology scaling are two different things. They’ve barely touched dimensional scaling (I don’t remember if they used it in GvS3) for one, and for another if you’re referring to the Simon Vs Kyle podcast, which happened like two years ago, then that doesn’t matter because of we’ve had numerous DC fights since then that have used cosmology scaling.

In the podcast episode of Simon vs Kyle?

Well of course. His powers are so weak as to be irrelevant compared to any DC character. Killing the strongest Dragon Ball characters is where he caps out.

Dimensional scaling =/= Cosmology Scaling
Dimension scaling is 'this says this is 13d, so it's stronger than this other series that only has 11d stuff'.
Cosmology scaling is the usual 'well one DC universe is actually worth 3 bajillion Dragon Ball multiverses'.

Believing this

After Ghost Rider vs Spawn

Stop being retarded.

Their cosmology scaling relies on DC having "layers"

No, they said they might have to get into it in such a match and general personal interpretations like how DC for all its "complexity" still treats it all as being within a comic thus "shrinking" the cosmology as a whole and stuff like that

this shit again

Your picks are shit.

fight Spawn won

Yeah, his infinity was bigger

So they're still inconsistent as fuck with their prior episodes

Correction, that cast came out last year, but in that timeframe

Phoenix Vs Raven came out (had cosmology scaling)

Bill Vs Discord came out (had cosmology scaling)

Goku Vs Superman 3 came out (had cosmology scaling)

Galactus Vs Unicron (do I even need to say it?)

Even if that was the case, Superman Vs Goku was literally chock full of cosmology scaling, so trying to use a cast that happened before the fight, and incorrectly quoting it at that, is retarded.
No. Zarathos had bigger cardinals because Marvel’s cosmology was larger.

Why didn't Alien X reverse time to stop Hal from going back in time?

You are just now noticing this?

A GORILLA WOULD TOTALLY KILL 100 MEN

a fully grown silverback gorilla was chased off by nine chimpanzees.

a cast that happened before the fight

Different cast

Because Hal can just open a portal to the past and Alien X would be able to do literally nothing about it because Ben is a slave to time manipulation and is effectively stuck in an eternal loop of giving himself the Omnitrix, so going back in time to kill Ben would murder AX.

Always did, hence the 'still'

Okay, what was the cast then. It wouldn’t change anything because, again, Ghost Rider Vs Spawn had explicit cosmology scaling.

only a second

This really just hammers in Kyle's ring would shit out between the strain and the draining

The exact opposite happened.

Who benefits from this?

Classic "I didn't read it". I'll respect Death Battle forever if they had Kyle build up a mech the size of STTGL only for him to run out of energy a second later.

Should also be mentioned that John and Kyle have a fight later in this same run and are more or less evenly matched, in case you think Kyle scales massively above John for whatever reason

It's almost as if they have limited willpower and energy...

Yeah but White Lantern has infinity plus one willpower and energy!!!

The one this month iirc

Swan...

With or without it Kyle still has no feats anyways

Those were infinity plus 2 scenarios....

That's uncanny

Spawn won in spite of Marvel having a larger cosmology. If I recall, Power was the only advantage they gave Johnny and it was because of cosmology. I have no doubt in my mind that they will rule DC's cosmology as bigger than GL's; the question is whether they think Simon can also win in spite of it.
Great, back to square one I guess. Damn, I feel for John here.

Nah, it's mostly been various statements for size and also side dimensions (shit like Phantom Zones, or various Hells) bulking up the size.

Can someone explain White Lantern rings to me? I always thought they were superior to other rings because they were capable of using the emotions and unique abilities of all the rings, and that constructs would be stronger because they could be powered by multiple emotions at once when applicable. Is there any evidence that it's better at channeling individual emotions than the colored rings? I don't think willpower being channeled through the white ring is any different/stronger than if it was through a green ring, though I might be mistaken, please fact check me.

I think Kyle benefits more (assuming he gets chainscaled), DC has other avenues for cosmology wank, while from what I've seen, every argument on the Gurrenn side is just going for 11d/20d stuff.

It's basically just a balanced version embodying all the lantern corps colors and nah it's not really that different. Kyle generally sucks with the other colors comparatively for example

how's Big Boss vs Nick Fury gonna work.
the marvel scaling gets weird

Of course death battle is still retarded to understand the difference between volume and mass, just like DC writers themselves apparently.

For the cosmology side Gurren's varies between the 11D/20D stuff (depending on Otoko inclusion or not) and putting it against DC's 6D given the vagueness of it all and DC being inconsistent as all fuck. There's also the transcending dimensions as a concept thing.

Cosmology wank is always dumb bullshit anyway

Just going share a few pages I found interesting or liked.

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11D

what does this mean

Simon can't beat Spawn.

dimensional shit based on string theory and M-theory. I'm no theoretical physicist so maybe someone else would be willing to delve into that rabbit hole

TTGL writers understanding physics better than DC writers isn't really impressive when you take into account people like Grant Morrison skipped college, it's literally bragging about being smarter than brainlets who never graduated college.

Literally nothing. Just sounds cool.

Does Spawn have a counter do this?

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This event is really weird about Darkseid. He's very mortal here. Also Braniac comes this close to eating Apokolips and Darkseid has to get his ass saved by Wonder Woman and the Amazons. They need his help for the Boom Tube too, so it involves all of the Amazons praying to Darkseid and Raven imbuing him with power. He's snooty about it afterwards until Diana says she's infected him with the concept of love as a result.

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So it doesn't mean
there are 11 universes, they mean there are 11-20 spatial dimensions then

The Ten Deadly Words solo composite fiction.

Doomsday gets this whole two part issue dedicated to finding and releasing him to help fight Imperiax but when the actual Imperiax shows up he literally just gets skeletoned. Superman only survives this encounter because Darkseid Boom Tubes him to Apokolips.

cosmology gets made by schizo scottish spiritualist with no post secondary education

meanwhile Baxter

KEKYPOW

It sucks because I remember that feat used to be used on VSBW to make every DC high tier solar system level until the revamps. Just completely takes away from the emotional impact of what John's doing there, reminiscing over his greatest failure when he let a planet explode because of his arrogance as a younger Lantern.
It really does suck that a lot of comics' genuinely good moments only get remembered through lame battleboarding shit, like how Superman is 'more experienced' than Goku because he fought for 100 years in some war dimension, and you don't hear about how the story was a true affirmation of his love for Lois even when he grew closer with Wonder Woman as they struggled against a seemingly impossible and eternal task.

They're afraid it would downsize DC actually

Essentially yes, in TTGL spatial dimensions are treated like layers that can be accessed with extremely high levels of tech (which is achievable through Spiral Power), all apart of the broader universe/multiverse, which is infinite

vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Gurren_Lagann_Cosmology

Branching multiverse

Just as many people missed, Gurren Lagann has multiversal cosmology, it is shown when the Anti-Spiral demonstrated their ability called as the Extradimensional Labyrinth to trap the conciousnessess of people into the multiverse, and force them to perceive the endless-branching universes simultaneously. As shown visually, it branched out like a many-branched tree, and each universe split into respective possible universes instantaneously as long as perception is made. Keep in note that Extradimensional space is a mistranslation, the japanese dub says "多元宇宙" or "multiverse", means the correct translation of the Extradimensional Labyrinth is literally Multiverse Labyrinth.

Yes, Gurren Lagann Universe has additional dimensions beyond the typical observed four-dimensional spacetime, the universes of multiverse are 10 to 11-dimensional universes restricted to membranes (branes), so it does follows the string theory and the extra dimensions are not happened to be compactified at planck-length and do trivialized the lower dimensions since it has the usage of brane cosmology.

Seems to be "dimensions" in the classical sense as in 10 multiverses with branching infinite universes if I am not wrong. More impressive than capeshit, I will say.

They continue with this

The existence of the 11 dimensions is already established and said universe has a different set of dimensional axes.

So it seems that there is higher scalar dimensions, but that is barely elaborated on...

10th and 11th dimensions to form a complex manifold, a non-euclidean universal manifold of space and time consisting of 10 dimensions of space and 1 dimension of time.

1 dimension of time

STTGL raped by a SINGLE metastability event BOOM DONE.

Comparison between these Dimensions is pointless because series portray the difference in dimensions like this differently. And I don't think anything outside of DC uses imagination as the 5th dimension for instance.
Cosmology scaling is somewhat useful for big power characters who can affect those things.
Anyway, my point is that Simon's side only ever brings up the dimensional scaling stuff, which makes it seem like other potential ways to cosmology wank are lacking.

The best GL argument I've seen (and what will definitely be used if Simon wins) is that the emotional reservoir was stated to be finite in the very run Kyle becomes the White Lantern as opposed to infinite Spiral Energy, and Kyle is highly susceptible to energy draining
Even in the cast the minute John brought up the energy draining you instantly saw a bulb go off in Ben's head and that swaying him to Simon's side

Unscrew

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This is why you don't let schizo scottish trannies construct your cosmology

Kyle wins anyway lol

No? He won despite being outnumbered by a gazillion infinities.

Yeah I think this is ultimately what's going to end it.

DC's dimensions aren't quantitative, they're qualitative. Mxy has to downscale himself to access lower dimensions so gigaversal DC characters can't even use their full power against other characters outside of their home which most other fictional characters have zero problems doing.

Swanbros...

but his energy runs out faster!

Don't care, Kyle still wins

but he can't even use the LE!

Don't care, Kyle still wins

but he can't even make a galaxy sized construct without instantly losing all of his energy!

Don't care. Kyle wins.

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Anon, all I'm saying is all this 6th dimension vs 13th dimension vs whatever dimension stuff is pointless.
DB likes their simple to use 'x times the size of the universe' stuff. And I think DC will get the advantage in this case.

Willpower? Finite just like DC's cosmology btw

Enters your verse

Makes it so the big bang that created infinite multiverses never happened

leaves

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So true street shitter saar

Swan...

At least if Kyle wins, can he have his proper, good 90s GL outfit instead of that fucking abomination of a White Lantern costume on the victory screen

With every source available to me… the crossovers, the shows and comics, the writer tweets, the author interviews, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE KYLE DESTROYING A GALAXY, MUCH LESS A UNIVERSE! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KYLE, who I have WORSHIPPED for 30 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he will be JOBBING against a guy who was not only NOT RAPED but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY GALAXIES and UNIVERSES. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from Anon Babble, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a galaxy, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!

CANON FEATS OF SWANKED KYLE

Recreated the infinite DC universe into a 16-D INFINITY+1 Universe

Made a Construct 10 times bigger then STTGL and stomped Simon like an Ant.

Fought the Legendary Warriors KINGtos and Jiren to a standstill in a Free for All

A Punch-Clash with Omni-man Eviscerated the Entire Xeelee and Marvel Verse

Defeated Arle in a match of Puyo Puyo

Shook all of Dreamland with his Mere Presence.

Tanked Gojo's Infinite Void without his ring

Saved Hulk from getting Gaped by Godzilla

Killed all discussion of Doom Slayer VS Master Chief

Faster than The Flash

Traveled back in time and replaced Brock Lesnar at Wresltemania 30 and ended the streak in less than a minute

Trained Goku to lift 11 tons

Weakened the Anti Spiral off screen before he fought Simon because he felt bad for him

No diff'd Popeye

Fought off 5 Russian Bears from Raping Superman

Can go into the Death Battle writer's room and write the script himself

I wish but it's advertised as Gl vs White lantern no?

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I once had a dream that I fucked Kyle. like the aftermath of a one night stand

kyle, your job is to prevent the universe or galaxies from blowing up

why doesnt kyle blow up galaxies?!

This is like saying "post batman shooting a kids parents.

DB likes their simple to use 'x times the size of the universe' stuff.

See but then how can you do this with DC's cosmology when the broader TTGL Universe is repeatedly said to be infinite?

My boywife.

If the kid's parents are about to kill the Joker, Batman would definitely shoot them

Hal died to a sub galaxy tier bomb

DC doesn't just make EVIL galaxies for Kyle to blow up

Kwab

they said in GvS3 that there are infinite statement sizes for DC that they just didn't use because it's a more 'complex' verse than dragonball
if simon wins, they'll probably just do the same thing they did in GR vs Spawn where they're both effectively 'infinite', kyle is 'stronger' because DC is more muh complex but doesn't really have a way of killing simon outside of the life equation (which he can't use well)

SEE

I think it'll be a combo of that with the extra caveat of "Simon can just close any potential cosmological gap anyway"

SEE

I still don't get how a big cosmology means you win

Nothing can solve Kyle's finite energy problem

I mean, so has DC. And a bunch of other verses. Hell, Dragon Ball has infinite universe statements. If the setting doesn't get a specific number, they just use our observable universe.
Kyle and Simon will both be put at Multiversal, but just like Galactus vs Unicron, the comic book character will be given the cosmology advantage due to larger universes and extra junk.

That'll be the biggest that fucks over Kyle but I think they'll note the potential cosmology/dimensional shit and how Simon is capable of just meeting it if he needs to due to how SP works.

Retarded. Who was the writer? Darkseid's always had love in him. He's just very guarded about it since his bitch mother killed his true love and first wife.

Kirby lore hasn't mattered in forever

Guy, in fact, survived.

they think Swan won't get Kyle the win

DUDE JUST LEAVE

I mean alot of kirby lore nowadays is just self contained stories where you need to play true arena/ Ex mode to understand everything, except Magolor being a shopkeeper in kirby clash.

With that being said Daddy Sakurai Will explain everything in Air riders 2

The scam call center's posting their cuckhold fetishes again

Kylejeets are mentally ill.

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Like Simon didn't need an extra energy boost to avoid dying against the Anti-Spiral.

It's still in place as of the current Ram V New Gods, dumbass non-reader.

Beyond infinite power.
Beyond infinite strength.
Beyond infinite speed.
Beyond infinite cosmology.

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I'm a dumbass and though this was kirby the videogame not jack kirby

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Kill yourself faggot.

?8:52AM

Saturday, May 17, 2025 (GMT+5:30)

Time in India

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING MEESTAH DEATH BATTLE SAAAAAAAAAAARS

Why am I hearing Bollywood music?

Below Bear power.
Below Bear strength.
Below Bear speed.
Below Bear cosmology.

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jobs to the king of all cosmos.

[asurakek headcanon]

Because you're Indian.

bleach is shit

thread quality immediately goes down

attention-seeking kratosfaggot melty

Be better.

Kyle did this btw

Ever hear of MADGOD Space Sector 3600?

Doomguy's game flopped and his lorewank never got acknowledged

Dante's lorewank got exposed as fraudulent

KINGtos won unironically.

what's this old bitch crying about?

Kratos would let the xeelee destroy india but kyle would try to fight back and job

620913

JEETos DESTROYING Xeelee JOBfodder

JEETos

PTSD from bear attacks

Warrior-Z is paki and wants india to get nuked

Who should A2 fight?

The scam call center's trying to besmirch KINGtos' good name by LARPing as KratosSCHOLARs

What a pathetic display! KEKAROOOOO!!!

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Phil Jimenez
Editors at the time:
Eddie Berganza, Tom Palmer, Jr.

Should have just rolled with it.

Darkseid? JOBs to Kirby.

Sonic does beat Goku tho

Mold…
GOLD!

My first thought was Baiken, regardless of if it makes sense.
Blaze the Cat?
Yamato Takeru

so what is the cosmological scale of the 2d shurikans?

The DC setting

shouldn't you be posting gay porn while playing both sides?

ENTER

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That one guy has that Jeigan Armor.

Who should Geist fight?

bloodthirsty psychopath

mech suit

post-apocalypse

That is some smooth fucking sax.

Who is the strongest character that jobs to Unscrew?

ARRRRARGHHHHHHH!

YOU CAPEFAG! HOW DARE YOU!

I'LL DOWNGRADE YOU TO YOUR GRAVE!

Be funny to see Brainiac

universal level character

can't stop the women in his life from getting crammed into kitchen appliances

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM BUT A GIANT KEK???

I don't think Superman is safe either

That choker is a choice.

well this was literally right after he walked in on his girlfriend fucking lucas simon, so if you're gonna be a cuck might as well go all out

kylebros aren't even potty trained

FUNNYROOPY

has the LE ever been used for murder before, and if so, has it worked

so low IQ they can't even figure out how to use a toilet

No wonder Swan can just lie to them about DC and they believe everything he says...

Pottytraining all of jeetland is a task not even KINGtos can accomplish with all his BEYOND BOUNDLESS power...

"Kyle can just use the LE and it's over for Simon

Kyle anytime he touches godly math

Kyle tried to use it to 'unmake' both himself and his evil twin Oblivion and failed on both counts, all it did was just send him light years through space to Mogo's evil brother

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Could you argue the LE could be used as anti-hax or defenses against Simon instead?

if it relies on luck and has backfired multiple times, there's a strong possibility it won't work on simon

what about the KEK equation?

Kyle mastered it

what a useless fucking power. jesus why does swan insist on giving him this again.

Deep down inside Swan knows Kyle is hopelessly outmwatched in every other regard so this is his last cope to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat

People think Kyle can just Thanos snap Simon out of existence. And knowing how Death Battle is, that's what will happen.
Even in a non canon AU where he does master it, he tries to mind control the universe but still can't and gets no sold to a rando.

at least they'll have a good page to use as reference for kyle's death sprite

I don't think Kyle can even time travel. he's fucked

The battle might as well the LE vs Simon since all of Kyle's other abilities are irrelevant and the LE isn't something that's unique to him either.