What kind of character type is this?

What kind of character type is this?

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Evil spoilt girl archetype was a thing OP

Something something pony

in need of correction

I just realized boomers wanted to fuk Shirley Temple. Im starting to think pedophilia is just something we all deny but know that, truthfully, almost every man ( and woman)would if given the chance

Shirley Temple

woah, pdfiles existed with boomers???

that must mean EVERYONE is secretely a pdfile dude!

Retard.

Can't get enough of this look for her.

you accept a henchman job in Gotham City after getting fired as a bouncer for being "too rough"

you go to the warehouse detailed in the memo, seeing four other guys about a head shorter than you

you all enter the building and head to the office on the third floor

in the office, you see a desk with two duffle bags in front of it, four beige envelopes on top of it, and a chair behind it turned away from the door (and, by extension, all of you)

you hear a somewhat gritty female voice speak

"Tall guy."

that's you

"Step back for a moment."

you do

"The rest of you, take the envelopes on the desk. Inside will be information on your targets."

they all take the brown, flat parcels and open them

"You are to assume their identities and infiltrate the Gotham Sewage Plant. The bags should have your uniforms, IDs, and all the info and equipment you need to carry out the job from here."

two of them grab the bags

"I want this done by midnight. Understood?"

the four give a clear and firm "Yes, ma'am."

"Good. Now head out."

they do, only leaving you behind

"As for you..."

the chair swivels around, revealing no other than... Baby Doll?

"You are going to be my new personal assistant in criminal affairs. I'd get my normal manager to do it, but she's too 'goody-goody' for a job like yours..."

you can hear her voice go back and forth between her regular voice and her "Baby" voice

"Besides... it's not nearly as fun without a daddy like you to play with~"

... there's no way you heard that right

she giggles, possibly at your confusion, in her "Baby" voice

she then reaches her hands out to you and makes grabbing motions

"Uppy! Uppy!"

you hesitantly pick her up, like you would a very young family member, then hear a crinkle as she rests into your arms

"Oh! That reminds me, I haven't gone potty all evening... how good are you with handling 'accidents'?"

Exhibit A

ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP

The lolibaba with extra baba on the side

Darla Dimple is an actual loli, Baby Doll is someone that self inserts as a kid

breedable

Actually, that's interesting to think about. A lot of Baby Doll's issues stem from her inability to live a normal adult life.
You say "breedable", anon, but I'm pretty sure her condition ensures motherhood has a pretty good chance of outright killing her since her body never developed to carry a baby
Anon, believe me when I say the pedos on here will come up with the biggest projections imaginable

she gets so little content and you had to go and ruin a perfectly good green?

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looks like shes going to be anal only

Most people, nowadays, have probably seen these commercials more than any of her movies.

Kill yourself

Ruin? My brother in Batman, I had a vision from the start

If we're going by the idea that she follows the rules of an underdeveloped body,
that could potentially rupture her organs anon. Her body is around 6 years old.
Loli stuff has really made you guys not realize what that stuff is actually like.
Talk to the guys who have to clean up like, the actual CP and typically have PTSD and have trouble looking at parents with their own kids. The reason is because those videos almost always have the child screaming in pain and struggling to get away because their body isn't built to handle sex.

I remember seeing this commercial when growing up

If you guys turn baby doll into a recurring villain instead of a one time character, how would you do it besides paring her with killer croc?

Make a comic (she's sabotaging the sewage system so nobody's toilets work just in time for her diaper commercial to air)

Back to Episode 1 pathology, she's mad she was typecast and that nobody takes her dramatic acting seriously.

Attacks executives/Hollywood in general

A new child star appears and she's trying to "kidnap" her only for the reveal to be she knows this is a dirty gig and she believes she's saving the kid

Becomes a radio voice star, it's a cover for popping off some of the remaining movie execs who cancelled her at an awards show.

Most people wouldn't take these things into account when fantasizing because everything you wrote is depressing and disgusting. "I need to ensure her pussy has been adequately relaxed by continuous toying and foreplay so I don't cause a rupture" isn't very erotic a thought.

You don't get to pull that card here, anon. Baby Doll ain't some thousand year old loli, there's a very specific emphasis on her body failing to develop properly which is central to her psychology and how she acts.
Maybe it's a sign that you should re-evaluate the kind of bodies you fantasize about.

Did Shirley Temple have a bad reputation on set or something?
Why make her into a villainess?

What kind of character type is this?

legal loli

I don't know much about the real Shirley Temple, but I wouldn't be shocked the idea was somehow tied to all of the rumors claiming she was a huge phony back when her popularity was at its peak. Rumors like she actually wore wigs and was secretly a 30 year dwarf. Shit like that.

Nah. Shirley was based. One of the very few child stars who didn't implode. Gracefully bowed out of Hollywood and eventually acting entirely. Her real legacy became her diplomatic work.

Also laughed at Arthur Freed's dick when he flashed it at her.

but I'm pretty sure her condition ensures motherhood has a pretty good chance of outright killing her since her body never developed to carry a baby

#NeverForgetLinaMedina

try to yank off a little girl's hair to prove she's wearing a wig

Why are people like this?

Well yeah, anon, the emergency C-section did what it was designed to do.
Also that was only able to happen to begin with due to a precocious puberty which basically matured her sexual organs early but that pregnancy could have very easily killed her.

ccuuttee

Rumors like she actually wore wigs

But weren't wigs supposed to be god-awul and noticeable?

and was secretly a 30 year dwarf

Damn, people really wanted a legal loli even back then. Those perverts.

It’s always pretty funny/sad how the stories that involve them acknowledge that they’re forever screwed out of finding love, and the only answer any of them give is “yeah that’s fucked, probably best get used to being forever alone.” Like jesus man, at least offer them, plastic surgery or something.

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What's plastic surgery gonna do? Plastic surgery can't increase their height past a few inches and if they got breast implants they would look ridiculous.

It's less who she was and more her place in pop culture. Once you got to the edgy era of the 90s and the 2000s, they loved taking the piss out of old Hollywood. Namely the part where old Hollywood always portrayed itself as wholesome family values but was full of mafia hits, money laundering, intimidation tactics, shady backdoor dealings, 'fixers', rape, and back alley abortions.
Then this era was also getting way more concerned with child stars, how they were treated, and the resulting mental issues they'd develop as a result.
A lot of the portrayals based on Shirley Temple aren't based on her but designed in her likeness because her and Judy Garland are the two you think about when you think of "classic era Hollywood child star."
And Judy Garland's story is so fucking dark you don't wanna touch it out of pure respect for what she actually went through

KYS

And Judy Garland's story is so fucking dark you don't wanna touch it out of pure respect for what she actually went through

I legit don't know anything about her (she was the Wizard of Oz girl?) other than I think she became a gay icon for some reason.

Help? Guess it comes down to looking like a surgically fucked up dwarf or forever a child.

Poor Judy she was a burnt-out husk by 40.

and the only answer any of them give is “yeah that’s fucked, probably best get used to being forever alone.” Like jesus man, at least offer them, plastic surgery or something.

This is weird to me because I'm pretty sure there would be men who would be happy to date them. Me included.

I suppose they could look for 'companionship' over 'love' then?
Like a guy who's there BFF, but they accept that he's not horny for them and he's gonna fuck other women.

The idea of a MILF Baby Doll with a C-section scar sounds hot. Though I do wonder if her child would mistake her for a big sister. until they grow older and find it weird that their mother hasn't grown up

As someone whose met women who stand at around like 4'9 - 5'1 in their 20s, a lot of Hollywood shit exaggerates it a lot or focuses on specifically rare disorders.

Usually, it's just some Mexican or otherwise hispanic chick who got a bad gene role but still has like, the bodily development and the voice of an adult woman. The height throws you off but you can tell pretty fast. Then again that might just be the Hispanic ones, for some reason I've seen the white girls complain about being confused for children way more. I think we just inherently expect Mexicans to be short so it becomes easier to tell w/ them

Oppai lolis are hot bro.

Like a guy who's there BFF, but they accept that he's not horny for them and he's gonna fuck other women.

So they should become cuckqueens?

That’s the catch 22 anon, any man happy to date someone who forever looks like a kid, is not the kind of man they’d want to be with. Hell they even do that in “I Hate FairyLand” an elf prince or something gets genuinely interested in Gertrude and she finds it creepy.

Pedophilia was normalized for the majority of human history because humanity was at a low stage of development and didn't care much for ethics and human rights, survival was more important. Or rather, the strongest men who ensured everyone's survival could afford to be tyrants and dictate everyone else's rights.
Pedophilia is stigmatized now because we live in a civilized society where human rights matter. But there's a catch if you're a man. Since you're physically stronger, your rights hold less priority than the rights of the people weaker than you (women and children). So both of these statements:

banning pedophilia is ethical because it leads to less children getting traumatized for life and thus less suffering of the weak

baning pedophilia leads to more male suffering because men have to suppress their natural urges they've been conditioned to have for generations

Both of them are true. That's how humanism works. If suffering is unavoidable, then it's better that the strong suffer rather than the weak.
I don't like this either, but again, that's how civilized society functions. Human life, safety, and fair treatment are top priority. The weak having to shoulder suffering is immoral. The strong having to shoulder suffering is a necessity to prevent that. As men in civilized society, it is our destiny to suffer, at least until technology makes physical struggles obsolete.
This is why so many men online find themselves attracted to radical ideologies that reject conventional ethics, prioritize strength, and propose that the weak suffer. It's understandable, but for everyone considering those: remember that under such an order, only the most cunning and psychopathic would prosper, and whatever weakness you have would be mercilessly exploited to bring you down rather than tolerated like it is now.
We suffer so that our descendants from future centuries may live in a more advanced, peaceful society.

So I had a friend like this when I was a kid, he had a 'mom and dad' old enough to be grandparents and a 'sister' who would always be sulking over her boyfriend who would literally run in on us playing X-box 360 and demand the couch so she could take depression naps or talk to whichever boyfriend she had at that the time.
Even as a kid in the 4th grade, it was an open secret what was going on. She had gotten teen pregnant with him and her boomer grandparents had to step-up and be his regular parents, the "older sister" thing being more of a result of her refusal to actually be a mother to him.
So kids are pretty capable of figuring this shit out on their own fairly early on.
To keep this post from being too depressing, I caught up with him when I was back home from college and hung out with him. Grandparents-turned-parents did not half ass on raising him. Dude is well adjusted, educated, has a good job, and had a fiance then so he should be married now.

So they should become cuckqueens?

Honestly the perfect set up to a Baby Dahl comic. She's been clean for a while but her adult desires have been catching up. She's finally found someone who doesn't care she looks like a child. Then he goes and suggests he fucks a normal woman. While they're doing it, Dahl's psyche snaps and she kills the two while they're doing it and regresses back to Doll.

Their list of options isn't stellar
1) Forever alone
2) A pedo who wants a legal loli
3) A normal man who doesn't want a legal loli and thus isn't attracted to their childish body

elf prince or something gets genuinely interested in Gertrude and she finds it creepy.

That's because David Bowie was swinging his hips like a creep. In the second chapter Gert was flirting with guys at the bar asking them for a kiss.

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When was the last time a Shirley based character has appeared in modern media? It seems like all the old celebrity refs and gags with those celebrities stopped around the tail end of the 00s
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Helluva Boss had one

2) A pedo who wants a legal loli

And this is the better option, they will be loved.

Honestly the perfect set up to a Baby Dahl comic. She's been clean for a while but her adult desires have been catching up. She's finally found someone who doesn't care she looks like a child. Then he goes and suggests he fucks a normal woman. While they're doing it, Dahl's psyche snaps and she kills the two while they're doing it and regresses back to Doll.

Sounds good.

Isn’t that basically what happened between her and Killer Kroc?

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Kinda? This is more tragic cause she was genuinely on the right track. The Croc episode was her freaking him out with the Baby Doll stuff.

You forgot option 4.

A De Lacey, a blind man who does not see their physical condition and therefore loves or cares about them because personality is all he really has to go on as long as they have a voice that can sound adult enough.

Please, Anon... I need someone to help me use the bathroom. I can't reach the doorknob and I'm REALLY down to the wire here! I don't think the "padding" under my panties will do much for me, either...

as long as they have a voice that can sound adult enough.

So he wouldn't love her because of her personality.

I'm gonna shoot you dead you fucking freak.

Based!, another gay dead babyfucker is another man’s treasure!

You know that blind people still have their sense of touch, right?

And this is the better option, they will be loved.

They will be objectified as an outlet for fetishistic lust. That's not love.

They will be objectified as an outlet for fetishistic lust. That's not love.

It's the same as linking someone because of their skin, hair, eye color or their body type (slim, curvy, etc). You can love someone's body while liking their personality too you know.