If you could, would you?

If you could, would you?

She's sexy, but a horrible partner, the show goes out of its way to establish she's not the kind of girl you'd want for a relationship.

Wendy is a hell of a bro chick, I'm lucky to have had one like that briefly in my 20s.

if she was 18

why would you wait that long? she's almost 16.
What, were you planning to take her across state lines to somewhere gay like california? because you're Dipper I guess?

because fucking teenagers is evil. age of consent globally should be 19

Actually the age of consent should be anyone born before 1996. Zoomers are all braindead subhumans and so having sex with one is akin to having sex with a child or an animal.

how's this brave new world you're making going so far?

She has a shitty personality of course i wouldnt id fuck mabel instead

Oh kill yourself moralfaggots, i hate zoomers too but the AOC shouldnt be increased if anything it should be lowered to like 16

just for you.

See you in three days space cowboy

Godspeed fren.

I kneel

Kino

finally a good thread

I was born in early 1996, Will you guys shut the fuck up? We're not even zoomers. I was 18 over a fucking decade ago. Remember 2014? There no ramen noodle haircuts, tiktok, or bruh. I do not relate to those fags. I had a full childhood before the smartphone came into existence. Also yes it's legal for me to Creampie Wendy at any point in history because we were born in the same year.

Woah.

Where did her pants go?

Raw
Next?

A gnome stole them

age of consent globally should be 19

19-year-olds are teens, anon.

Stop or he'll have an aneurysm

19

Everyone would be in jail by now. Men wants younger pussy, simple as that.

lol

100% I would

It would be hot if Wendy mooned Dipper. I could see her doing it to be funny haha but then it gives him his first boner inadvertently

yes!

Straight up shirt-cunting it.

sexoo