I fucking hate this franchise. Scott pilgrim is the worst comic series, cartoon, movie, and, if they ever make it...

I fucking hate this franchise. Scott pilgrim is the worst comic series, cartoon, movie, and, if they ever make it, tv show ever made.

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irrelevant time wasting statement

Kim best girl but i refuse to watch the netflix show because they pair her with the turbo dyke and it wad a bait and switch and not a true adaptation of the comic. Speaking of roxxane some lesbo was screeching on rule 34 over a pic of roxanne getting dicked

lesbians getting dicked is hot, tbqh

wallace was the only good character. at least he was honest.

post more kim, slut

corrective rape is even better

i want to seduce a dyke couple into my obedient wives

Yeah yeah whatever. Either way, Kim's ass in that pic looks incredibly soft and pleasing to rest my head upon. Maybe it's the mix of coloring on her skin and the plaid that further achieves this illusion. What I'm trying to say is that more comics should have fun sexuality and not just the same sex scenes over and over. If a guy or girl is resting on each other, then it should be made a small little moment either comedic, romantic, or whatever. I'm tired of drama.

hot. HOT.

this is now a dyke conversion thread

lesbians are dignified and not your rape toys

I thought it says "collective rape" at first, like a gangbang.
It can also be corrective

hehe

nah loI

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If you millennial and zoomer foids would stop being asexual or lesbians constantly and started fucking men again, then maybe the men in your generation wouldnt have rape fantasies constantly

the direction this thread took

For me, it's one of the lesbians becoming a cuckquean.

Attention all you fucking lesbians out there, it's time for a giant wake up call. You say you don't like men. When you say this, what you are really mean is that you don't like having a big hard cock inside you. Well, that would be perfectly okay if it were true, but it's not; it's a total fucking lie. Oh, you don't like cock? Well then I guess when your partner makes love to your vagina, all she does is lick your clit. She doesn't stick a couple of fingers inside you, because you don't like that, and she never slides a nearby hairbrush in and out of your wet pussy, because you are disgusted by all things phallic. And it pretty much goes without saying she never EVER uses a strap-on and fucks you so hard that you can't walk the next day; that would by icky like men. And most importantly, the two of you never get a double-sided dildo and hump each other until you both collapse from exhaustion. Since you hate penises so much, I'm sure the above situtations must thoroughly disgust you.

Except that they don't. You and your little lesbian fuck buddies use cock proxies in your sexual intercourse all the fucking time, then turn around and claim that you don't like men. Well, you're a goddamn liar and you're not fooling anyone. You may enjoy the company of women, but deep down you also secretly crave dick as well. So stop fucking lying to yourself; you're not a lesbian, you're a bisexual. And the sooner you fucking admit it, the happier you and everyone around you will be. Now go out and find a guy who understands the concept of foreplay.

No, corrective rape is the final solution to the dyke problem.

Nah. Both must submit to the cock. On their knees licking it at the same time

I like the art style of the comic, but just can't stand any of the characters in the series. They're all pretty much insufferable. They all have this dated 2010 reddit humor style of talking and it drives me nuts.

I like seeing dynamic relations. But you're my brother in dicking lesbians, so I respect your opinion.

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lesbians dot jpg

The simple fact is that despite what feminism and LGBT fags will tell you, the majority of women are functionally bisexual because we as a species are kind of optimized for a limited number of dudes with collections of women and even this is really more "Straight but lesbian sex is a bonding activity and a cooperative enticement strategy", hence why women doing it was considered irrelevant and unromantic/asexual even by the women themselves for thousands of years, it's just that it does have a sexual stimulation component so if something misfires in a woman's brain because she feels neglected or has been abused or had her development fucked with, she'll look for female partners alone rather than as a way to pool her resources with said partner to secure a male and have extra support in her ingroup against rival females and a more stable home situation. Well, that and monogamy and hypervaluation of women and devaluation of men on the sexual market have fucked with their brains. This is also the cause of the lesbian abuse rate being as high as it is, they're fundamentally unsatisfied.

This is also why men so easily get attached to and supportive of sexual partners even with multiple ones, while women can accidentally fuck their brains by taking too many different cocks, hence why you have so many examples of men having multiple families they're deeply attached to they juggle while women who fuck dozens of men very easily end up struggling to settle down. Brains are just wired differently.

cringe

some lesbo was screeching on rule 34 over a pic of roxanne getting dicked

Penis-envy is real. Dykes know they can't compete against a real dick. Kek.

Reminds me of this

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How the fuck would a woman masterbate with a plastic pussy bro

Lesbian here.

Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).

But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.

Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.

Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.

T. Upset "lesbian" who probably just has daddy issues.

You can still fuck your girlfriend if you go get yourselves a guy. You'll even have basically the pick of the bunch, and you'll be much happier together sucking on a cock and pregnant anyway.

Have fun with the rise of rape violence against women then, bitch. When the rape statistics spike at records highs dont come crying to me

Dubs

Checked.

Anyway, sauce?

Actually the real reason is because men are hardwired for harems & women are hardwired for motherhood & baring children. Its the ultimate whitepill. Faggots & dykes go against this biological function because they are mentally degenerates twisted by drugs & porn addiction. There are reasons why our ancestors used to drown them in lakes & burn the stakes. Because a healthy society does not tolerate degeneracy. Our ancestors were truly wise.

Anon that's literally part of what I said.

how the thread devolved

only on co

lesbian here

Stopped reading right there

Also Tits or GTFO roastie

muh degeneracy

Kill yourself, youre just as puritan as the dykes who whine about porn and being "objectified" you prudecuck

the only reason people watch it is to lust after the chicks in it while doggin on scott for getting with a younger chick

no one would give a shit if it was about a 23 yo chick getting with a 17 yo dude. either that or it would be even MORE popular

Go be a dyke somewhere else, yiu mentally ill bpd roastie

God bless, brother, may you break many dykes and cause many floods.

I hate lesbians and by extension women in general you fucking retard. I also hate whiney puritan pests like you too

nta

rub clits together with lube

except they have hands and fingers

Millennial wahman are just not fucking anyone alot of times these days. I cant understand it

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You're full of shit, roastie. Lesbians aren't real. I knew at least 2 dudes who fucked lesbos in college. Those women are now married & have kids with men. Your gay days ain't nothing but a massive cope because you never had a real hard throbbing cock in you, roastie

Regardless of sexuality the desire to conquer another human being and force them to conform to your will is fundamentally evil.
You are a villain

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that's not true. women do want men, the problem is they keep choosing the worst ones, then blame all men or make insane assumptions about the men who can't get a girlfriend. they'll lie to themselves, and act like they're batting 1000. they're so wrapped up in their bullshit hivemind that they just assume that a single guy who hasn't gotten a girlfriend must be trash because they only think in terms of wanting what other women want.

except they have hands and fingers

So do men.

I hate everyone who isnt like me in ideology or conforms to what i want them to be like and as a result i regularly cheer on disasters and massacres in the news because i hate everything that isnt like me because no one is like me and im so alone

I say all of this without a hint of irony too

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I know right?! We were having a nice, calm thread where we discussed making love non-concentually to misguided ladies among esteemed gentlemen and now people are talking about meaningless drivel. It's madness, I tell you!

men having hands and fingers doesn't stop women from using hands and fingers. you're kinda done

women dont cum from penetration btw

You're a lesbo because you lack Vitamin D

t. Tumblr dyke who never had a real orgasm

Brown hands typed this post

RIDER KICK!

Wasted digits. Fingering is just masturbation. No wonder why you dykes suffer from lesbian bed death. Time to reban gay marriage & force you degens back in the closets.

HEY EVERYONE LISTEN

Whether we love lesbians or hate them. Whether we are feminist or misogynist
Whether we like breaking or furry
Whether we are straight or lesbian
Whether we love Scott Pilgrim or Two Kinds.
I think we can all agree on a few simple truths

Roxie Richter is hot

werewolves are awesome

Homestuck was never cringe

Miguel was the hero of Spiderverse 2

Faggot retard, if anything the cure for the lesbian epidemic is femboys

Someone post that Werewolf Jones pic

Boring lesbian fetish < patrician centipede fetish
Simple as

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Extremely based.